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Christianity EtcRe: My Heaven Experience by kpolli(m): 6:32am On Aug 18, 2012
I hope ppl would hear n learn
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke Eating Roasted Corn In Amsterdam (Picture) by kpolli(m): 6:22am On Aug 18, 2012
So na u cos the beef btw Jim Iyke and Linda Ikeji shocked shocked shocked
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by kpolli(m): 6:18am On Aug 18, 2012
y was this thread hidden before angry angry
CelebritiesRe: Pictures Of Peter Psquare's Beautiful Bedroom by kpolli(m): 6:09am On Aug 18, 2012
See the boots, is he a child?
FashionRe: How Far Can You Travel For A Hairdo/Haircut? by kpolli(m): 6:04am On Aug 18, 2012
I go back to Naija every 2 weeks to cut my hair for 300 bucks
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 5:04am On Aug 17, 2012
My Vicky: I have been a passive follower of this thread and I would like to appreciate all the nairalanders who have contributed meaningfully to this didactic thread. I had my interview at the US consulate general, on the 15th of August, 2012 and I would try to be brief about my interview experience. I earnestly pray that for those who have interviews afterwards, you will have success story to share. First, permit me say that just as many guys have said, the God factor can not be over-emphasized, you need the mercy and favor of God and I pray you have it in abundance on that day. Also, for first timers like myself, please ensure you have your photographs ready before your interview date cos those photographers near the embassy are out to drain you! Don't listen to anyone who offers to staple your documents for you, they will dupe you-the stapling will be done when you go in. I wouldn't advise you to arrive earlier than 1 hour before your appointment time else your precious time will be 'squandered'. Meanwhile, no two interview experiences are the same, i had to read Isaiah 50: 4-10 and it could be of help to someone. Now to my paraphrased interview proper: immediately my ticket no was displayed @ counter 1, I quickly walked up to the white guy there and....

Me: good afternoon sir ( I even forgot to smile)
Vo: afternoon, pass me your docs
Me: passed the docs (feverishly waiting for the next bombshell )
Vo: Which school are you going?
Me: abc university
Vo: is that the only school you applied to?
Me: I applied to six schools in the US, 4 admits.....
Vo: name them
Me: when I started....the Vo interrupts...
Vo: did you take the GRE?
Me: yes
Vo: show me the result and continue (guess he wanted to cross check the schools on the result )
Me: continued ( thank God my confidence level has increased here )
Vo: why abc university?
Me: good research facilities, good ranking, good student-faculty ratio and affordability (cos I already have two other better ranked schools on the result but more expensive than abc )
Vo: oh, you are offered a scholarship @ abc university?
Me: yes ( the very reason I chose abc over the other two! But dem no born me well make I tell the Vo oooooo )
At this point he was a little bit silent and then I understood the saying that silence is deafening than noise at times.....suddenly!!!
Vo: which school did you finish from?
Me: I graduated from the prestigious OAU!
Vo: why OAU?
Me: academic excellence, structural masterpiece, comprehensive reading, learning, culture and social uniqueness
Vo: (with a skeptical eye?) how do you compare Ife with the university of Lagos? ( in a matter of nanosecond, I thought 'how did this white guy know about Ife and Unilag? Then I revived.....)
Me: I just re-arranged my answer above and told him that, for those reasons, I will choose OAU anyday, anytime!!!
Vo: which course?
Me: told him
Vo: what will you do after your studies?
Me : (permit me to say that I borrowed a line from someone on this thread, I'm sorry I couldnt recollect the person's ID, please, pardon me for virtual, Internet plagiarism!).....I just opened my mouth and said....,
My current job requires expertise in this field of study, meaning that I would be able to immediately return back to Nigeria and apply those acquired skills towards the development of Nigeria......
Vo: tore the green ticket and told me to go pick my visa........
Me: thank you sir and good bye.

God did it and I am very grateful to the Lord. Yours will not be impossible!
Congrats bro
FamilyRe: Spanking Your Child In Public by kpolli(m): 10:06pm On Aug 15, 2012
saintvc: I was headin from work two days ago in d popular A y a junction in abuja . I saw a woman with a tree branch beating and yelling at a boy of about 9 years. Her voice was so loud. She flogd d boy all over his body .the boy helplesly cried out loud.

Though i couldnt inquire what he did as to ascertain why she had to react d way she did.

I was never beaten in public wen growin up as a kid and so find it awkward. What about u? D u spank ur child in public? Have u bin spank? D u suport it?
U for inquire now, make she brush u too
RomanceRe: I Found My Girlfriend's Picture On A Customer's Phone! by kpolli(m): 1:57am On Aug 15, 2012
This poster is disappointing me
RomanceRe: Why You Should Not Contact Your EX by kpolli(m): 1:56am On Aug 15, 2012
Sorry 190, this looks like rubbish
FamilyRe: Where Did Our Daughters Learn To Be Materialistic? by kpolli(m): 1:50am On Aug 15, 2012
God bless this poster
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 2:37pm On Aug 14, 2012
Adolite: Yes plus electricity....I only pay for my own Cables...Internet and TV cable stuffs.....
That's a good deal then
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 5:43am On Aug 14, 2012
Adolite: I'm paying $450 utilities inclusive,1 bed room apartment wit living room and kitchen.....to me is cheap i dont know about others....
Plus electricity? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 5:40am On Aug 14, 2012
lanrypaddy: Thanks bro, when were You given? Ȋ̝̊̅§ it d same day or how many days later? Pls let M̶̲̥̅ƺ know..
The next day
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 5:40am On Aug 14, 2012
AnythinCanHapen: Ok,Visa loading....
Baba God noni!
Na so them hollywood comedians full embassy today:Seyilaw,AY(for AY show).
Details coming up shortly.

Angels are singing,you are worthy o Lord,
you are worthy,you are worthy o Lord...
Congrats bro
CelebritiesRe: Dbanj Posing With A Cheetah (pix) by kpolli(m): 5:31am On Aug 14, 2012
And this made front page. . . NL is falling cry
RomanceRe: Why Are Our Nairaland Girls So MEAN To Each Other? by kpolli(m): 5:27am On Aug 14, 2012
[quote author=blogger1.0]I have seen alot of bashing here and there between nl chics and infact i believe we all enjoy the drama and find them exciting to read.
Infact, i even see them as cheap publicity stunts you girls put up just to get noticed.
But Hell No!. Because after going through the whole 20 pages of that onila's thread , i was like OMG! So these girls can actually be this mean and saucy especially to each other? So they never liked each other all along? So they really mean those words they say to each other?
Mehn, i didn't have to wait too long for an answer, cos insults were just flying all over the place and plenty of hate immediately filled the air. The number of times the words 'bit*ch' and 'pu*nny' was mentioned in that thread was alarming and they didn't even seem to care, not even a bit.
Lol, even sexkillz had his own share of the insults for trying to maintain peace.
He had to hide alot of their mundane posts because they were just to bad and even had to ban a few of them but that didn't help, as they immediately created alt. ID and continued their rantings. That was until he eventually closed the thread.
What am i saying?
I am not trying to continue that thread or anything like that but the contrary what i am asking for is peace.
I mean, our nl chics are one of the main reasons why we log on to nl and flood the romance section and we are definitely not happy seeing y'all dish out derogatory words at each other for whatever reason. Y'all are too beautiful and intelligent for that. True.
Nl should be where we all come to have a break, have a gud laff and see things that will make us happy and forget our problems, not the opposite.
So pls let us all make peace and forget about all what happened in that thread or any other beef'd up thread for that matter. Lets all just make happy friends with each other cos we never know where we might meet again. True that.
So i am calling on all those involved: onila, id, ileke idi, freecocoa, kandii, sholly, switchgurl, safarigirl, and so on. Pls y'all should come on here, share kisses and hugs and show some love. If not for anything, but for us ur guys but to restore the fun and love and respect we use to have here on nl.
And sexkillz, lols you were so dramatic.
Cheers.[/quote]Speak for urself undecided
AutosRe: Free Vin Checks And Reports Sponsored By Auctionexport.com by kpolli(m): 2:58pm On Aug 13, 2012
Kindly help me check n post this VIN's details: WVWPD63B42P304476

Thanks
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 2:56pm On Aug 13, 2012
lanrypaddy: House, pls I'm on d horns of dilemma now. Kindly advice me coz I'm @ ikeja today †̥ pick up M̶̲̥̅Ɣ visa and unfortunately, I was told dat it Ȋ̝̊̅§ not ready dat they haven't send it †̥ them. All other pple we did it the same time are collecting theirs, hope there isn't problem somewhere and I have called the helpdesk and was told the same thing. •̸№ specific date was given M̶̲̥̅ƺ, pls house what can I do †̥ this and hope there won't be any problem. Pls respond asap. Thanks.
Chill, same thing happened to me n I got it
HealthRe: Using Tissue Or Water After Toilet, Which Is More Hygienic? by kpolli(m): 2:24pm On Aug 13, 2012
jamp: Hello house.
I want to which one is more hygenic as I see some educated people using water after toilet. There is dis man in lagos with all his education n money u can not see tissue in his house.

So house I need answer
Tissue doesn't clean as good as water, so wat has education got to do with that
PoliticsRe: Power Supply To Reach 9000MW Soon – Presidency by kpolli(m): 2:23pm On Aug 13, 2012
Still no light here for 2days now so wetin una dey talk about?
FamilyRe: Why Do We Refuse To Help People Financially? by kpolli(m): 2:21pm On Aug 13, 2012
Still dunno what this poster is asking undecided
TravelRe: Life In The Usa As A Student. by kpolli(m): 10:07pm On Aug 12, 2012
emmanuelson20: Hi guy, am really grateful for your assistance. Please, can you describe how he can pay his servis fees @ cotonou? From Iyana Ipaja! Details please. Thanks a lot. PEACE.
Go to the General USA (student visa) thread. . . . All these are there

I dunno how to, but someone wud be able to help u there
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 10:05pm On Aug 12, 2012
Adolite: @house....Which site can do home delivery for african foods?
I swear u get money
TravelRe: Life In The Usa As A Student. by kpolli(m): 4:44am On Aug 12, 2012
Fine. . . Ur welcome, glad to be of service
TravelRe: Life In The Usa As A Student. by kpolli(m): 4:06am On Aug 12, 2012
emmanuelson20: How? Please explain. Thanks a lot. Peace.
He should login in like he wants to reschedule, then check his left menu bar. . . He wud see "request emergency appointment"
LiteratureRe: Two Can Play The Game - A Competition To Test Your IQ (Be A Critical Thinker) by kpolli(m): 3:34am On Aug 12, 2012
Ghen Ghen
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Bankyw, Wizkid & Skales’ Run For Dear Life by kpolli(m): 10:34pm On Aug 11, 2012
onatisi: na u sabi,as far as the mods are concern this is the best post for the day
NL is falling daily. . . cry sad
FamilyRe: Marrying Someone You Are Not Crazy About.- Should I Marry Him? by kpolli(m): 10:07pm On Aug 11, 2012
Don't bother marrying him, u already don't want to. . . Stop urself from cheating on him in future
CelebritiesRe: Photo: Bankyw, Wizkid & Skales’ Run For Dear Life by kpolli(m): 10:00pm On Aug 11, 2012
N this made front news. . . I am highly ashamed
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 9:59pm On Aug 11, 2012
product: HOUSE


VISA LOADING ,I FORGOT EVERYTHING I TOLD THE VO

SORRY
Finally... congrats bro
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part3 by kpolli(m): 9:45pm On Aug 11, 2012
WARYZ: 1 guy dat i ment in the plane on my way to new york gave me his card nd so i mailed him,and he replied my mail tlling me that he has gotten his id card and that he has open a bank account already,and the funniest part is dat he said he has not maid any payment to the school.gurus in the ouse pls ow is dat possible na.well me i will be going to my skool 2maow sha
Possible, I did the same
AutosRe: Free VIN Check FOR CARS FROM USA ,CANADA by kpolli(m): 9:40pm On Aug 11, 2012
Kindly help me check n post this VIN's details: WVWPD63B42P304476

Thanks

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