₦airaland Forum

BabaAlabi: Wigan 3 Man U 2....The era of Manchester United is over forever...say amen.

frankyychiji: like seriously, which way are u talking about in 2015. Have u not heard that APC has no credible candidate and has openly called Mr President to join APC? Head or tail, GEJ is d consensus candidate for 2015. Not: you are very free not to vote for him. Oburu na GEJ achighi unu, o bu nna gi ga chi unu?

okeke2: Meet Goodluck Johnatan, as a former senate member he voted to close down all federal universities and give all the money saved directly to the theives in the house of rep, and as president supported to reduce the marrying age to 13.
FACT: Johnatan used half of the national tax for a villa in Brazil and to special trained english tutors for the first lady ( like that helped ). Should we even start with NEPA. Goodluck Johnatan wants to be your president in 2015 again, but he hates our safety so much he wants to make peace with infamous terrorist group Boko Haram leaving your families and loved ones vunerable to terrorist attacks. Johnatan has lost in direction more than once and has disappointed his wife much in the same way he'll disappoint you, and he definetly has hair problems
CALL GOODLUCK JOHNATAN : Tell him that ridiculous hat isn't fooling anyone, SHORT ASSED BALD BASTARD!!! ITS JUST LIKE YOUR POLICIES THIN ON TOP AND SHORT ON IDEAS
My fellow Nigerians do the right thing DO NOT VOTE FOR JOHNATAN !!!!
We made a mistake once lets not do it agin.....
Foward to every Group/Wall/Thread/TL etc.....

theency: She is beautiful but her kids are not light complexioned, wetin happened?

dolphinife: Some of us are talking out of ignorance. For a pilot to cough out about 10million naira just to be a pilot, do you think its easy? Moreover, pilot is very different from degree, we are talking of practical aspect.

You hardly find an unemployed pilot in any country. If not that our airlines are opting for expratriates, all those 170 wou have got a job.

For your information, the more a pilot stays at home, the more he becomes a sky-risk to flight. Since the job is about practical, a pilot must always fly every now and then or else, be expecting an air crash soon.

Infact, no pilot suppose to stay a day at home.....they are different from your yeye certificate una dey carry all about

BrutusOj: Hmmmm,ur on point.But,if u can't beat them,Join them in d age cheat.I have 3 difrent birth certificates.One for bank jobs,One for uniform jobs(Military n paramilitary) and the other for civil service jobs.Thanks to N.E.C.O for not exposing ma real age

HoldenCaulfield: . look at this ugly looking jerk for god's sake.

kingkoboko: BRODAS, I HAV A CONFESSION 2MAK O!

BELIEV IT OR NOT, I'V TASTED MY SPERM MORE DAN ONCE. ITS ACTUALLY TASTELESS; NEITHER SWEET NOR BITTER. (SO DAT MY GF/WIFE WONT HAV ANY EXCUSE IF I ASK HER 2SWALLOW. AFTER ALL, I NO GO HESISTATE 2LICK HER P-JUICE NA)

SO WHO'S BEEN CURIOUS OR CRAZY ENOF 2TRY IT? DIS IS SUPPOSED 2B A NO HOLDS BARRED MALE LOUNGE ABI? *winks*

mr_king: And to think this 3000 plus A̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣̥ε̲̣̣̣̥ coming to flood the Labour Market plus †ђξ already existing job seekers? Hmmmm!!!

Its Ơ̴̴̴͡k!!!

greatgod2012: When two elephant fights, the grass suffer for it.






Only the wise can understand my parable!

osaman2011: And when the report was eventually
presented to President Goodluck Jonathan
at the Federal Executive Council, we
understand that Jonathan said that he was
embarrassed and did not know that things
were all that bad.

maxwello.yg:
Instead of them to help even in a little way, to dissolve whatever problems there are in Nigeria, they are busy anticipating, prophesying and telling the entire world and Nigerians about an eventual break up of Nigeria, keeping our memories, minds, and focus on what shouldn't be.
No hurt feelings, USA keep dreaming, predicting about Nigeria's bleak future? Don't tackle the security challenges in your own country. China is even emerging as the new most powerful country. Keep sleeping and dreaming about Naija. Bunch of dreamers. Keep on spreading rumours and false alarms!
Nigerians, please let us unite, fight corruption and become a stronger country the world and Africans indeed, will be jealous of!

astronautog: Esut imsu post ume runs and accomodation contact me answers would be sent 10 minutes into exam

Sisi_Kill: There's a man under the bridge that leads to Ikoyi or thereabout (don't ask the name, half the time I have a hard time remembering where I am when I am in Lagos) who does the same thing with charcoal and water....absolutely STUNNING pictures, so beautiful it makes you cry that so much creativity in one teeny tiny finger. Sometimes, it's hard to keep from cursing the wretched Nigerian Educational System which looks down on Arts.

In another country, that under the bridge guy will be celebrated. He'll have his own show in the top galleries and his paintings will be selling for thousands. In Nigeria, he has to contend with half-witted buyers who have very little appreciation for art and believe buy art is doing an artist a favor so they don't starve.

It's so so unfair.