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Sports / Re: AFCON: Nigeria Vs Burkina Faso (1 - 1) On 21st January 2013 by kpozite(m): 7:31pm On Jan 21, 2013
where is the Nigerian mid-field? All good passes to the other half of the field are long passes
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Commandments For A Youth(guy) To Be Successful by kpozite(m): 6:26pm On Jan 18, 2013
sisqology:
8.Stop drinking and smoking too much as it may damage ur life too much. Do it socially.
How can one smoke socially, I thought smoking is either you do or you don't?
Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Commandments For A Youth(guy) To Be Successful by kpozite(m): 6:20pm On Jan 18, 2013
yorke1: Funny enough lots of people saying True talk, nice one, noted, OK, Nice advice etc. would do the opposite.
You nko, If you point one finger at someone the rest are pointing at you.
Education / Re: UNILAG Postpones Convocation As Jonathan Insists On Name Change by kpozite(m): 4:49pm On Jan 17, 2013
As the visitor of the school, he has every right and power to change it's name so live with it guys.
Romance / Re: Can You Elope With Your Lover At The Expense Of Your Career by kpozite(m): 5:23pm On Jan 16, 2013
Leave am make e try make e see
Hunger and lack of basic necessities will force her to de-elope. I only hope it will not too late then.
The boy is wicked sha he dosen't love her.
Literature / Re: Common Grammatical Errors We Make In Our Everyday English by kpozite(m): 5:03pm On Jan 16, 2013
Nice post I cringe when I hear someone say
Cousin sister/ brother instead of just cousin
some few instead of a few
Politics / Re: Retirement Of The Immigrations Boss: Interior Minister, Abba moro Indicted by kpozite(m): 4:39pm On Jan 16, 2013
Such act is very representative of Abba Moro a very corrupt man. This information is likely to be the truth of this matter his interference even in recruitments is a well known because of his political ambition for 2015 being the senate and not governorship.
Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by kpozite(m): 9:40am On Jan 16, 2013
Tonto Dikeh's ''high'' will be the song for the opening ceremony and marijuana will be the official sponsor of the tournament.

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Romance / Re: Romance & Tribalism On Facebook... by kpozite(m): 9:32am On Jan 16, 2013
Facebook friends are people around you be them your tribe or not and that's what it is about you and your circle of friends. I grew up in the east and most of my friends are Igbo though I am not Igbo my self. Tribal issues don't come to mind when I consider accepting or sending a friend request, I am biased in terms of gender and not tribe and I think the same goes for most people.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Defeat FC Farense 5 - 0 In Friendly Game by kpozite(m): 7:37am On Jan 16, 2013
that team must be in division 4 for Mikel too to have scored. I hope FIFA is watching because after we will start hearing fixing stories.

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Politics / Re: Fg Sack Comptroller General Of Immigration by kpozite(m): 12:04am On Jan 16, 2013
Celebrities / Re: What Do You Say About This Actor, John Okafor (mr Ibu)? by kpozite(m): 12:02am On Jan 16, 2013
seems foolish in movies but I know he's not.
Politics / Re: Jonathan, Kufuor Set For Obasanjo’s Reception. by kpozite(m): 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2013
He should have asked for more terms or tenure elongation now. Is he not the same OBJ?
Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by kpozite(m): 7:29pm On Jan 15, 2013
vanstanzy: Elect me as Nigerias next GCFR and get ur answer or Ask Google!!! grin grin grin

Not funny, foolish and steupid

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Politics / Re: Comptroller General Of Immigration Service Sacked by kpozite(m): 6:45pm On Jan 15, 2013
Welcome to Nigeria, This is a conspiracy by greedy people who were not satisfied by the number of slots given them. So none is a saint here.
Politics / Re: Today Is Nigerian Armed Forces And Remembrance Day! by kpozite(m): 7:17am On Jan 15, 2013
stori stori
Who want read dis long tori?
Romance / Re: Dating A Girl You Know On Social Network. by kpozite(m): 6:56am On Jan 15, 2013
OP @ 18 why not focus and concentrate on your education. You are not doing bad, but the way your thoughts are going you will be lost in no time.
Religion / Re: Quote Me, Pastors Use Juju To Hold Their Members! --- Guru Maharaj Ji’s by kpozite(m): 6:26am On Jan 15, 2013
Is this news Silly ranting of a senile man nothing more.
Kumuyi carry go jare if nobody talk about you then you are nobody

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Romance / Re: Arrange Marriage Vs Love Marriage : Which One Do You Prefer? by kpozite(m): 7:28pm On Jan 14, 2013
Arranged marriage ? Unless you are looking for someone to blame when marriage wahala starts, though arranged or love marriage none is sure or secured from woes.

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Romance / Re: Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Man by kpozite(m): 6:21pm On Jan 14, 2013
pDude: tongue

Bullshit. angry

Is this list for Nigeria or what? Because I don't understand the part about buying gifts. So naija girls will get tired of you buying them gifts

You never hala.
OP's right here if you do that they will save your number as Mumu, mugu or recharge card in their phones and only call you when they need gifts
Romance / Re: Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Man by kpozite(m): 6:18pm On Jan 14, 2013
pDude: tongue

Bullshit. angry

Is this list for Nigeria or what? Because I don't understand the part about buying gifts. So naija girls will get tired of you buying them gifts

You never hala.
Family / Re: Divorce Settlement And Child-Support Be Introduced In Nigeria? by kpozite(m): 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2013
FXKing2012:

Women are constantly abused and children neglected by some useless men, something must be done about this. I'm thinking of lobbying for this in the house of assembly.

Why can a man marry many women but a woman cannot? Is there a law against women keeping more than one husband at a time in Nigeria? Polyandry is allowed in India; its advantage is that it makes men to sit up to their responsiblities in order not to be replaced.

LMAO Polyandry? Are you not going too far.
Though I support the topic Nigeria needs such laws to protect women and children, Polygamy is part of our culture such laws can be made to accommodate it.
If you say Polyandry for women or no polygamy, imagine the number of legislators who are polygamist, the your bill not see second reading
Nairaland / General / Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by kpozite(m): 4:10pm On Jan 14, 2013
amiskurie: Imagine mine.

(1)I will like to fly in the sky,that means I won't need to board a plane or pass through the airport to visit my desired destinations. cool

(2)I will like to live forever(God pls forgive me)imagine I could refresh my life as I wishes. cool

(3)I will like to control whatever with just a clap.imagine me sitting on the dinning and...claps!then two bottles of palm-wine and fried snails appeared. cheesy

these abilities are the best,post urs and let's see u dreaming.

OP advice
Concentrate on finding solutions to your problems, because these thoughts can only come across your mind during a difficult situation.
If you have all these powers life won't be interesting anymore
I played your game anyway.
Nairaland / General / Re: Super Human Abilities You Will Love To Possess by kpozite(m): 4:00pm On Jan 14, 2013
If only I can see the future, then I 'll rule the world

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Sports / Re: Nations Cup: It’s Trophy Or Nothing, Chief Mike Umeh's wish. by kpozite(m): 2:00pm On Jan 14, 2013
NFF should just give Keshi some BH and militants to go and steal the trophy, that's the surest way we gonna have it here. Super whatever the way I see them can'tgrin grin grin
Health / Re: Why Would Anyone Want To Become A Doctor? by kpozite(m): 9:58pm On Jan 12, 2013
poverty has so fine tuned the thought pattern of Nigerians that they only think of courses and careers mainly if not only in terms of remuneration. Pity
Religion / Re: Footballers And Supporters Going To Hell? by kpozite(m): 5:36pm On Jan 11, 2013
toluxa1:

I don't need a track to tell me that Ivanovic is going to hell. Sure, he's going ta hell especially with that abysmal performance in our last game.
LWKMD
Religion / Re: Footballers And Supporters Going To Hell? by kpozite(m): 5:08pm On Jan 11, 2013
pooh
Nansense
Celebrities / Re: Serena Shows Off Her Small Waist,thick Thigh’s & Dat Donk Hot Or Not With Pix by kpozite(m): 11:04pm On Jan 09, 2013
Hmnn ok I see am
Music/Radio / Re: Illuminati Approached Me Last Year – 2face Idibia by kpozite(m): 10:52pm On Jan 09, 2013
That's why I want to be a superstar, then even the silliest offhand things I will say jokingly will be taken seriously and broadcasted by many jobless people mtchewww

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Family / Re: If Your Husband Asks You To Dress More Sexily At Home by kpozite(m): 6:57am On Jan 09, 2013
hrmkz: Dat husband will definately end up in the street no matter wat d wife wear!
It's your type that give up before the race start if he's what's in the street at home why bother looking outside?

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