MESSY MESSED RONALDO

elrony: Fifa no dey try o...instead of invitin tonto as guest artiste na dat horrible whitey dem go carry...

Lwkm even FIFA things too, abeg spare her small na haba

Age is indeed a number Ronaldo's older than Messi, yet Messi beat him silly always. Ronaldo always trying to catch up with him

Whoever still thinks it Ronaldo after watching the highlights must be dreaming. MESSY abeg

No African made FIFA 11 even by mistake na wa for spain oo

NANSENSE
Leaves the thread

Italian mafia settling their feud.
That's exactly how they do it.

DonHummer: i no go drink garri again...ee no good 4 eye...



After 2months



Omo if garri no kill you...hunger go kill you..

LAMO

it is easy to type and post such good info, but how many observe them? OP even you I'm doubt if you observe these rules you wrote here.

Chei robbing Peter to pay Paul. They stopped subsidy frudsters only to create way for SURE-p frudsters. Sorry poor Nigerian masses.

So these people have started 2015 propaganda when memories of 2011 are still fresh in mind and 2011 promises yet to be fulfilled. Mtcheeew

I think that should explain why some girls de maga.
but I don't believe such nonsensical crap.

RESERVED SPACED

If I soak garri ground no level be that but was school days.

The truth is, Roman neva wanted Di Matteo, its just the emotion behind him winning the Champions League dat made him get d contract. Goodluck to RDM Coach and players come and go. But the club stays. No wonder Roman has been flashing me.
I won't pick his call jare, i refuse to accept his offer to be new Chelsea coach

Alhaji Pastor :
SHOULDN'T THEY HAVE FLOWN THIS MAN ABROAD? HMMM JUST ASKING

Don't people die in hospitals abroad? Mtcheeeeeew

if na me be d guy I for no gree die oo now wey my brother don hammer

chai people get time to waste ooh

miteolu: What about death through accident

Even poison and witchcraft nko?

Useless research waste of money, time and valuable resources anyway they have it in abundance so no problem.

I 'll light a cigarette take a lung full and release the smoke on his face.

Good for him

Why use surrogate mother? One husband should have impregnated the other now. Now there is no way you can talk these kids out of being gay. I pity Elton john and ''his husband''

There is always a resistance to change in every society, but amuses me when people who lament and say negative things about Nigeria resist positive changes in the making. nice one JAMB carry on

wao fresh air to the stale air in Nigerian sports

Love 101 op good jab

tpia1: Shouldnt the mother have been reading his cell phone messages like every day?

We are not in the era of pen, paper and snail mail anymore nah. Those ones took time, unlike texting and email which are received instantly.

So what's your point?

I have 3 native names I like it that way but atimes people find it difficult pronouncing them. I ended up adopting my surname as my Frist name because it is easier to pronounce no regrets though because I hate them English names.

packman: This are five funny event that occur in a bank premises/hall

1. when coming into a bank the security door assessment.. the security door always cause Lots of Embarrassment even to the extent that some time you are forced to drop your accessories outside the bank and yet the security door would still refuse to let you into the bank premises this situation is very embarrassing and some time very funny to watch the persons frustration

2. if you are coming to use the ATM machine in the bank... when the machine continually rejects your card, and then later seize the card.... this situation is also a very embarrassing situation especially when you are in need of the money urgently.

3.Not dropping the pink slip of your deposit slip this could really be embarrassing...especially when you are being reminded by the security guard....

4. disapproval of signature or passport during withdrawal process or account verification. to me this is one the most embarrassing the situation you can ever experience in a bank... its not only embarrassing but frustrating as well.

5. one of the worst is the borrowing of a pen(biro) in a bank hall... to be serious i personally suffered this last week when i went to the to make some deposit i was so embarrassed when i had to ask people around lend me their pen/biro... this was really embarrassing i was so ashamed....

These are
I can't see anything here as embarrassing as you grammatical error. This is just one of many.

After watching tampon (Always) advert my young brother asked what it is used for? and the general silence that answered the question was resounding

If this were a competition you would have won your mugu no get part 2, yours is the worst guy

ade-young:
Some yrs ago, i remember
I was trying to date a girl I met on fb. so later in our dicussion, she requested 4 #25,000. I told her i dont have money, after so much plead. I agreed to give her #10,000. After i sent her d money, i discovered dat she dont use to be online like b4 till i finally did not see her again........till 2moro i never met her face to face.