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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Amazing Paintings Using Fingers Dipped In Ink . by kpozite(m): 6:03pm On Jul 15, 2013
Mustymohd2: i dnt see any pics hehe
your MB don finish

9ice work

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Sports / Re: Martins Turns Jerseys From Ex-clubs To Dining Room Furniture by kpozite(m): 9:27pm On Jul 12, 2013
This is small now, if I were in his shoes I would have crested the jersies on my gate and cars.
Sports / Re: Martins Turns Jerseys From Ex-clubs To Dining Room Furniture by kpozite(m): 9:23pm On Jul 12, 2013
owobokiri: This guy will go broke the first week after retirement.
When jealousy speaks...
I know

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Replies Tonto Dikeh’s Twitter Diss by kpozite(m): 5:03pm On Jul 11, 2013
Why is that .bitch. so full of negatives
Fashion / Re: Kathy Onwu Is Miss Africa USA 2013 by kpozite(m): 1:47am On Jul 11, 2013
Eleazarrh: Person wey suppose don marry dey do beauty pageant. Smh
Word tell her
Politics / Re: N750 Monthly Charges For PHCN Prepaid Users (Meters) by kpozite(m): 4:29pm On Jul 10, 2013
stephenponti: PHCN steals in bread day light
"broad day light" were you thinking of bread while typing?

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Politics / Re: N750 Monthly Charges For PHCN Prepaid Users (Meters) by kpozite(m): 4:29pm On Jul 10, 2013
stephenponti: PHCN steals in bread day light
"broad day light" were you thinking of bread while typing?

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Food / Re: How Many Cubes Of Sugar Do You Drink Your Garri With? by kpozite(m): 8:17pm On Jul 09, 2013
I use N10 sugar from aboki beside my house shikena
Sports / Re: Keshi Will No Longer Select Players Alone - NFF by kpozite(m): 7:03pm On Jun 30, 2013
Now they have seen an opportunity to vet their anger on Keshi for not including their boys in the team, he will now be given list of players and be forced to include them in the team
ORIGINAL SPOILERS.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did Your First Bank Aptitude Test Go. by kpozite(m): 9:17am On Jun 29, 2013
eliment: for those of u who didnt click submit button b4 time elapse dont worry the system will submit it by itself. I have been doing computer base test for more than 50 times i can assure u there is no problem

Don't write any test again just open your own office and become an apptitude test consultant.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did Your First Bank Aptitude Test Go. by kpozite(m): 5:33pm On Jun 28, 2013
greatest man: I don't know what is wrong with nigeria youth seeking for job here and there. but not think of how to create one. if Dangote has apply for that bank job I wonder how people serving under him will be fairing now. think constructively and add ur quarter for the development of this country . I am employer not employee.

What is the name of your company bros?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did Your First Bank Aptitude Test Go. by kpozite(m): 5:30pm On Jun 28, 2013
Ms_Steph: dat means u were disqualified. If u dint submit b4 d time went off dat means urs wasn't sent.

If ♈όϋ were observant ♈όϋ would have seen the system click the submit button automatically before closing please stop scaring people by saying what ♈όϋ don't have a clue about.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Uruguay - Confederations Cup: (1 - 2) On 20th June 2013 by kpozite(m): 12:55am On Jun 21, 2013
EMENIKE EMENIKE how much I miss ♈όϋ today! ! !
Religion / Re: Pidgin English Bible Launched In Warri by kpozite(m): 12:34pm On Jun 16, 2013
Make we feel excerpt from the bible now?
After Mods go ban somebody say him speak pidgin English mtchewwwwwwwww
Family / Re: Woman's Online Boyfriend Turns-Out To Be Ex-husband by kpozite(m): 4:05pm On Jun 11, 2013
Is this a nollyhood script?
Fashion / Re: Woman Gets 16-Inch Waist By Sleeping In A Corset For 3 Years by kpozite(m): 4:01pm On Jun 11, 2013
So this people have not learnt from this lady's experience tampering with your physique in whatever manner can possibly lead to this however.

www.nairaland.com/1078739/woman-loses-hands-legs-illegal

Food / Re: Eating Time by kpozite(m): 6:51am On Jun 10, 2013
^^^ I do so too that's why I want to know
Food / Eating Time by kpozite(m): 10:01pm On Jun 09, 2013
Is it appropriate to eat late in the night like between 11Pm and 5 Am in the morning, and if not why?
Politics / Re: Cleric Calls For Christian Governor In Lagos State Elections by kpozite(m): 9:23pm On Jun 09, 2013
I just wish people will understand why this cleric wants a Christian governor, just so that the governor will come to church with fat offering or so that he can visit the state house and leave with a pocketfull of money.
Nigeria will be good the day we start voting for credible candidates irrespective of their religion or tribe.
Christain and moslem governors steal
All of them lie,
All of them visit native doctors for one reason or the other.
They only use religion to decieve us.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Deportee From Kenya Narrates Ordeal by kpozite(m): 9:04pm On Jun 09, 2013
If only I can I will just send 20 Ombaste back in that jet to do justice on them morons.
Politics / Re: More Evidence On Sanusi's Mistress Scandal - Sahara Reporters by kpozite(m): 6:30am On Jun 09, 2013
ebamma: .How did they get hold of his personal text messages?
He should sue them for breach of privacy
Then what are we the public going to sue him for?
Considering he used public office power to chase woman.

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Food / Re: 4 Reasons To Eat More Plant-based Foods​ by kpozite(m): 7:37pm On Jun 08, 2013
OP shpould we all then turn vegetarian? that's just what I understand form the topic. The write up is just jargons and abracadarba I just watsed 10 minutes trying to understand it.
NYSC / Re: NYSC Batch B Corpers Passing Out - Congratulatory Message by kpozite(m): 2:18pm On Jun 06, 2013
solidbroda: 80 percent youth unemployment. Now, you have just made it 85%. You are all welcome to unemployment in Nigeria. Wish you all the best. Take heart. Just know that, no witches are pursuing u, no grand mother is doing u, satan is not doing you. We are doing ourselves. Nigeria's corruption has caused this massive unemployment and increase in crime rate.
So, rather than go on 40 days dry fast and prayer that will yield nothing, put that time into better use. Rather than enrich you pastor the more, save up the money and start a business and help other people. Wish you all the best.

However, where is my own cake?

Bros don't spoil their joy now, what ♈όϋ are saying is true but it is too early to tell them just yet afterall they will soon realize the fact.
No cake because they want to invest the money for cake.

Food / Re: Hot Or Cold Tea? by kpozite(m): 12:29pm On Jun 06, 2013
For me it's cold tea, iced if possible
Food / Re: What is the price of a 'painter' of garri in your area/state? by kpozite(m): 12:26pm On Jun 06, 2013
In my village where someone can take ♈όϋ to his or her farm and ask ♈όϋ to harvest cassava as much as ♈όϋ can, now this year there is nothing like that people are looking cassava to buy that too is proving diffcult. The reason may be the much rain last year though my village in Benue didn't flood last year but I the rain was just too much that it has probably affected the yield.
A painter is N350 a record price.
Politics / Re: Alamiesegha's Home In The US Seized By Government by kpozite(m): 11:47am On Jun 06, 2013
This piece of news made my morning other countries should please do the same.
Btw when did he buy the house didn't the know he owned the house ever since? What prompted this now?
Politics / Re: Laughable Quotes By Highly Placed Nigerians by kpozite(m): 8:15pm On Jun 05, 2013
Dame Jonathan won the competition
.

Ojokwu is dead his manhood lives on

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Investment / Re: Nigerian Stock Exchange Market Pick Alerts by kpozite(m): 8:55pm On Jun 04, 2013
Please I am a newbie, and I want to invest in stocks which company's shares will be suitable for me?
Politics / Re: Senate Recommends 6-year Single Term, LG Autonomy by kpozite(m): 8:11pm On Jun 04, 2013
tspun: i'm too tired to read dis, summary pleaseeeeeee!!!!!!!!
Indeed if you Want to hide something from a Nigerian write it in a book
Education / Re: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by kpozite(m): 5:50pm On Jun 04, 2013
sergio-zlatan:
:o4.92 on a scale of 5?? shocked

Are they been dashed those marks or something? Hiiiaaaann private Uni-whatever
This is very true grading system between private and public universities is very different in favour of the private ones she may be very good but I doubt if she will do so well in a public university.
The other time a private awarded 41 first class in a set of 120 graduating students.
Education / Re: Babcock’s Best Graduating Student Has Never Kissed A Man by kpozite(m): 5:38pm On Jun 04, 2013
I never kissed a girl too Until I was 23 but don't ask me what happened thereafter.

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