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Religion / Re: Prophet Emeka Onu Lists Food That Can Take One To Heaven And Hell (Video) by kpukpuyenke: 11:58am On Apr 16
So Benin people na hell-fire candidates Dem be grin grin grin

This Pastor na confirm comedian

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Liverpool Vs Crystal Palace (0 - 1) On 14th April 2024 by kpukpuyenke: 2:21pm On Apr 14
Mod please update this thread grin

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests and Jails Solomon Martin King for Romance Scam (photo) by kpukpuyenke: 9:43pm On Apr 08
The way you take qualify this man so

You sure say nor be you be the guy so??

Handsome man indeed. Lol

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 7th April 2024 by kpukpuyenke: 3:33pm On Apr 07
baike:
I take God beg napoli make them cut my ticket lipsrsealed
Oshimen do am for your 9ja boy biko grin


You dey pray for your ticket to cut??
Celebrities / Re: BREAKING: Nollywood Actor Sisi Quadri Dies At Age 44 - Ifutureconnect by kpukpuyenke: 6:19pm On Mar 01
Omo this one shock me ooo

May his soul rest well sad

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Travel / Re: Portugal Job Seekers Visa by kpukpuyenke: 9:47am On Feb 20
Please which of the documents are we supposed to legalize??
Business / Re: Chinese 'Sharprite' Store Opens Right Opposite 'Shoprite' In SA (PICS) by kpukpuyenke: 8:35pm On Feb 19
Problem for Ghanaians.

Charli am in Shaprite just opposite Sharprite grin
Travel / Re: Portugal Job Seekers Visa by kpukpuyenke: 9:01pm On Feb 12
itzcephas:
Letter on intent
Iefp declration letter
Pof(bank statement)
Health Insurance
Flights reservation
Hotel accommodation reservation
Cv
Certificates
Passport data page coloured 2
PCC
Passport photograph

Please for the proof of fund.... Like how much should we have in account?
Food / Re: Which Of These Weird Foods Would You Try? by kpukpuyenke: 4:26pm On Jan 30
U nor get respect for soaking Garri abi??

That is a life saver since 19BC

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Ivory Coast Supporters Unleash Anger On Team Bus After Loss by kpukpuyenke: 2:20pm On Jan 23
People are not smiling.

With all the hype of Hosting


E reach to vex ooo

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Sports / Re: Equatorial Guinea Vs Cote D'ivoire: AFCON 2023 (4 - 0) On 22nd January 2024 by kpukpuyenke: 7:37pm On Jan 22
9 odd just waste like that


What a ghen ghen something grin

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Phones / Re: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by kpukpuyenke: 10:06pm On Jan 09
kalemy:
Yes, ignore it until they block your line

I have done the necessary things. I still have the confirmation on my phone
Phones / Re: Did You Get This Message From MTN? by kpukpuyenke: 9:57pm On Jan 09
I received same oo.

I just ignore their rubbish

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Travel / Re: How I Migrated To From Nigeria To Portugal by kpukpuyenke: 12:41pm On Jan 07
yankison:
Hello OP

Please can you help me seek for job in Portugal ..I'm processing a job seeker visa now and I have 120days to get a job when I land in Portugal so I can apply for a resident permit ...please I can work at the fishing company anyone ..cleaning . security

Bro howfar with your application?

I intend applying also. Can you please put me through on the necessary steps and documents?

I will appreciate your help
Travel / Re: Evil Our Men Do Abroad In Connivance With Families In Nigeria. by kpukpuyenke: 2:52pm On Dec 22, 2023
mbaise1000:


Are you sure the girl was deceived? What will you call a girl who decides to marry someone she hasn't met before? Tell me sincerely what you think she is thinking in making that decision? BTW I am not saying it's good for anyone to deceive anyone but, this goes both ways, I believe that the greatest and most important consideration in making a marriage choice should be love, as you can see here neither the man abroad nor the girl at home cared about that, so my point is, why blame ONLY the man?


Bros you are wise

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Sports / Re: Watch CAF Awards Live On Nairaland. by kpukpuyenke: 8:58pm On Dec 11, 2023
aremubabs:



It is not the job of a defender to score goals. 5 goals and 4 assists in 28 appearance is not bad for a defender.

Helping a team to lift a major trophy after a long time is bad right??

Named the best player in the league and also ranked top in Africa in Balon dor

Bros abeg reason am well o

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Sports / Re: Watch CAF Awards Live On Nairaland. by kpukpuyenke: 8:18pm On Dec 11, 2023
emmyluizzz:
hakimi should win abeg...i dont want anything good to come out of this tinubu regime .




we Nigerians are cursed

Speak for yourself
Sports / Re: Sunshine Stars Team Bus Attacked, Players Injured (graphic Photos) by kpukpuyenke: 9:08pm On Dec 07, 2023
Na intestine be that sad
Sports / Re: Vincent Enyeama: Lille Celebrates Nigeria's Former Number 1 Goalkeeper by kpukpuyenke: 11:46pm On Dec 05, 2023
Overall Best Goalkeeper from Africa

I celebrate you Boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Luton Vs Arsenal (3 - 4) On 5th December 2023 by kpukpuyenke: 11:22pm On Dec 05, 2023
Kai Harvetz is coming up

Proving Arteta right.

Thank God for the win

But that Raya don dey fuckup ooo undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Wolverhampton (2 - 1) On 2nd December 2023 by kpukpuyenke: 4:16pm On Dec 02, 2023
Firing in all cylinders

My captain is back!!! smiley

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Science/Technology / Re: Is This Baby Python? (Pics) by kpukpuyenke: 11:39pm On Dec 01, 2023
A snake is a snake

Nothing like baby snake to me.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Lens UCL (6 - 0) On 29th November 2023 by kpukpuyenke: 9:51pm On Nov 29, 2023
This is going to be a loooooong night for Lens grin

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Agriculture / Re: Australia Has Too Many Sheep And Farmers Are Giving Them Away For Free by kpukpuyenke: 7:53am On Nov 24, 2023
Australia don't knw what is called Ram Suya??

Omo see opportunity ooo grin
Education / Re: Human Sexuality: Federal University Of Lafia Exam Questions by kpukpuyenke: 10:03pm On Nov 23, 2023
I wonder how the lecture hall go be during lecture

Some students go do practical tire with lecturer for proper understanding

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Phones / Re: Why Whatsapp Save Status Automatically by kpukpuyenke: 9:30pm On Nov 23, 2023
I am facing this same problem.
Omo I don delete tire. It keeps reappearing every day and it's annoying
Travel / Re: An All-Female Pilot Crew Crashed The U.S Navy Spy Plane In The Sea (Photos) by kpukpuyenke: 11:32pm On Nov 21, 2023
I think this tweet is mocking the crew members undecided

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Sports / Re: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by kpukpuyenke: 5:06pm On Nov 16, 2023
How can I watch this match ooo?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester City (4 - 4) On 12th November 2023 by kpukpuyenke: 5:56pm On Nov 12, 2023
Cucurella match never end you don dey follow Halland drag jersey grin

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Agriculture / Re: Xmas Broiler Broading In Pictures by kpukpuyenke: 3:30pm On Nov 05, 2023
ferdybillion:
Please what are the prices of 4 weeks broilers and upwards. I have 500 for sake in warri

Just calculate your total expenses and fix your price based on your profit target.

But I think this festive period it should be around 3k and 3.5k
Crime / Re: Woman Poisons Boyfriend After Finding Out That He Had Inherited $30 Million by kpukpuyenke: 1:30pm On Nov 01, 2023
Omo this one loud oooo

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