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BusinessRe: Why Onyema Was Flagged By The US - Advice From A US Based Business Man. by Kriptune: 8:24am On Nov 24, 2019
Sirjamo:
Mr Onyema thought he could sell a dummy to the Americans by pretending to want to buy some aircrafts, but in reality, the money was meant to be diverted to his associates. He moved the money to America legally, and went ahead to distribute it illegally.

That man should hire more security guard to protect him properly, his associates might want to get rid of him before he rats them out to the FBI!!!
I still don't understand this case clearly.

He didn't steal from anyone right.

But what's the brain behind sending money between himself in the disguise of purchasing aircrafts.

Just trying to understand the whole scheme
BusinessRe: Onyema Denies US Fraud Allegations, Says All Money Transferred Went Through CBN by Kriptune: 12:50pm On Nov 23, 2019
If he gets exonerated, their apology should be as loud as their slander.


Fingers crossed
SportsRe: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Kriptune: 1:42pm On Nov 17, 2019
Besides agreeing with you, I'll love to commend your maturity in driving home your point.

Weldone my brother.

Lots of love from my end... And good luck to our darling Super Eagles.



mansakhalifa:
It is your expectation that has gone on overdrive here. Tell you what, the minnows have found a way of handling the 'big boys' so that they (minnows) don't get battered, bashed and bruised in the process.

Unless they come out and play, then expect a slim win as usual. They would naturally want to give their home fans a show even if they are gonna end up losing at close of business.

I watched their last game away to Nigeria. Delta state or so. Apart from the fact that it had rained that day and muddled up the pitch, the Basotho simply refused to play ball. They just defended all day. The likes of Kanu played in that very game. At the end, we got two goals. Crucial, 3 pts
SportsRe: Lesotho Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (2 - 4) Full Time by Kriptune:
Last two fixtures had ended 1-0, 2-0 in favor of Nigeria.
Not encouraging though for the farmers we think they are.

If Super Eagles can't give them the Tahiti and Luxembourg treatment, then one can say our football is on life support.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Tops Jeff Bezos As Richest Person In The World: See The Full List by Kriptune: 11:56am On Nov 16, 2019
Bezos' wife is no.24

Divorce money cheesy

Don't tell me wealth can't be sexually transmitted.

The kind of STD I want lipsrsealed
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Tops Jeff Bezos As Richest Person In The World: See The Full List by Kriptune: 11:53am On Nov 16, 2019
wwwihy:
They are the owner of Walmart... The Father divided the shares among them equally
Nice.

I don't see them hitting an iceberg.
BusinessRe: Bill Gates Tops Jeff Bezos As Richest Person In The World: See The Full List by Kriptune: 11:47am On Nov 16, 2019
From the look of things, clearly technology rules the world.

Meanwhile entertainment and media are just like Rick Ross


Greyworld:
I spotted the Walton family.
What are they into?
PoliticsRe: Bonny Island: Nigeria's Most Organised Island With Amazing Scenery by Kriptune: 11:37pm On Nov 15, 2019
This is how the whole of Naija delta should be if we all are not a greedy people
CareerRe: Engineering Graduates & Practitioners- Share Your Experience During Your IT by Kriptune: 8:12am On Nov 12, 2019
Devops:
How did you start your IT from first year. How did you combine going to class and work?
It was during my semester holidays. Once I did my first holiday interning with them, the slot remained open for me throughout my time in school.

First semester breaks were 6 weeks long, second semesters' 12 weeks.

I was duly paid allowances, the take home from weekly contract test and maintenance job at other coys was way too alluring. I almost didn't want to go back to school grin



It helped groom me. I was seeing and understanding engineering beyond the classroom.

Project works were piece of cake for me, because I'd the on field knowledge and technical know how.
CareerRe: Engineering Graduates & Practitioners- Share Your Experience During Your IT by Kriptune: 11:52pm On Nov 11, 2019
This is the Nairaland I fell in love with.
Nice work Seun.


I started my IT from my first year mainly because I wanted extra cash. I wanted to buy a sleek phone then lol.

I grew into the job. I learned on the job.

During my iT I realized that most illiterate that are manual labourers on the field even have more technical know how than graduates because of the working experiences they've been exposed to.

Throughout my internship, none of the things I learned in engineering school came in handy. The field is totally different. It's a whole new school.

@Op just be ready to learn, be open to ideas and new tricks. Learn to tolerate people too. People will try to boss you around or sometimes throw funny attitude at you, this and many more are things you need to expect when dealing with people.Work on your 'people skill' while learning your craft, You'll love the experience.
PoliticsRe: Uduak-joe Ntuk Appointed By Gavin Newsom, Governor of California by Kriptune: 6:35pm On Nov 04, 2019
NtoAkwaIbom:
Akwa Ibom is IBIBIO... IBIBIO/EFIK is not Igbo...
IGBO speakers dont understand ibibio unless they learn it..
IBIBIO speakers cant understand Igbo unless they learn it like youroba or hausa...

We are an entity, respect us, dont group us with another independent entity..
We are the 4th largest ethnic group in Nigeria (efik/ibibio) stop clasifying us as Igbos... We are an independent and proud people..

Akwa/Cross Ayaiyaa
I thought the urhobos are the fourth though
PoliticsRe: Uduak-joe Ntuk Appointed By Gavin Newsom, Governor of California by Kriptune: 8:44am On Nov 04, 2019
What is it in Nigerians that make them excel outside Nigeria, but a totally different story while in Nigeria
CelebritiesRe: Teni Offers Money For Business Startup. Wizkid Replies. by Kriptune: 12:30pm On Sep 30, 2019
NigPatriot:
Havee you heard the voice over the Delta soap advert? Same voice behind the DSTV fix it yourself advert. You wouldn't know her name but her voice is so melodious, her name is Akpo Efezino. The girl is gooooood!
Haven't taken note of the delta soap AD. Thought Simi did the voice over for the Dstv AD. It's nice and catchy and sounds so much like her
BusinessRe: Money Lending Platforms In Nigeria: Which Should I Partner With? by Kriptune(op): 10:48pm On Sep 22, 2019
ibechris:
I started loaning money far back in my secondary schools days and Immediately I completed my NYSC about 9years ago,I got a bank job where I worked for 4 solid years.
Interestingly,while in the bank,I met a colleague who taught me about the loan business of a thing that was in 2012. After the tutelage,i invested the sum of 300k out of 360k I had saved during my University and post University days,luckily,for me I have been able to rake in good sums of money in this business.
The major factor to consider in this business is risk, I mean evaluate ur potential risk and be close to the business person u want to lend the money and after which,u might allow referral to do the remaining work. I don't have many clients as I write u,but the few they are,the solid and reliable they are.

To be honest with u,I resigned by Bank work about 4 years ago because I needed time to work on the business,however,I succeeded and after about 7 and half years in this business,I have made made close to 30million naira which about 10million is in landed property which I bought three in Abuja and one in my village. I was also able to secure a job back to govt office,for my brother and wife through this lending business.
It might sound so interesting or possibly unreal but that is my story,I did it and today I don't have to rely on my salary any more.
To shock u a bit,I make N1,000,000 (one million naira every month).
If I can do it,u can do better.
And mind u,u don't have to work in the bank before u can become an expert in it.

I had always been lending 50naira to pay 100naira back in my secondary school days which was the only knowledge I had before I was employed in the bank...go ahead with ur plans and don't be discouraged.

U may not need to partner with this people or lenders,I feel u need to take the hard risk yourself by starting with a manageable sum to test how the business is.
Always remember to diversify when the business starts moving fine.

Bye and goodluck.
Inspiring!
Weldone my friend
CrimeRe: We Caught The Serial Killer While Trying To Kill Another Lady In Hotel - Police by Kriptune: 10:53am On Sep 20, 2019
madenigga:
Noe there are 2 stories here.

One says he was caught on transit to Akwa ibom while one says he was caught in a hotel room.

I don't understand, are there 2 serial killers?
Multiple conflicting information and still no clarity.
The killer has been caught, just as Boko Haram has been defeated angry
FashionRe: Mirabel Izoma Dethroned For Posting Nude Photos On Her Status by Kriptune: 6:31pm On Sep 19, 2019
Oversabi op will not drop the picture let's rate it undecided
BusinessRe: Money Lending Platforms In Nigeria: Which Should I Partner With? by Kriptune(op): 6:20pm On Sep 19, 2019
AgromerchantNig:
This is an interesting topic as it has to do with we refusing to keep enriching the banks while millions of MSMEs can't even access any of these credit facilities in these big banks. Fintech has come to stay in Nigeria disrupting the ecosystem. Some of Fintechs make noise.in PR without doing much to drive investment.

www.extramileafrica.com, a DFID, Bill & Melinda Gates and EfiNA backed up financial inclusion platform is one that gives 25% ROI per year and 12.5% per year to everyday people like @Kriptune and co that hates banking and keeping their money be idle in banks.

I can recommend this platform as they drive investment into MSMEs to create jobs and redistribute wealth to ordinary Nigerians. Their app is very fast and easy to use. Download Extramile Africa on google playstore and lock up your money for returns.
I'll prefer a system where I can easily opt in and out. Plus for a whole year, feels too long term.

I like to know I'm safe from time to time
BusinessRe: Money Lending Platforms In Nigeria: Which Should I Partner With? by Kriptune(op): 4:07pm On Sep 19, 2019
Mods: dominique, puskin, FOD, naijacutee

Please push this to fp. Earnestly in need of answers and suggestions.

Thanks
BusinessMoney Lending Platforms In Nigeria: Which Should I Partner With? by Kriptune(op): 10:50am On Sep 19, 2019
Hello. I hope your day is going well.

I've got a business and we are doing fine, but I don't like the idea of money sitting idle in my account and banks just cutting it to pieces with incessant irrelevant charges.

I've decided to invest it in giving loans. The idea of lending to people and having to run around to get your pay back is a no no for me, so I've decided to partner with one of these loan lending platforms.

Now, the problem is; what platform should I partner with, what platform has a high, quick and favorable return percentage?

Plus have any of you or someone close, tried this venture out, is it advisable from your experience?

Your suggestions are highly needed and welcome.
PoliticsRe: “No Law Requires Me To Produce My Certificate” - Buhari To Tribunal by Kriptune: 5:46pm On Aug 21, 2019
We as a country is Buhari's employer, he owes it to us to prove he's qualified for the office of the president as he claims. This is what INEC is supposed to handle.

Nigeria jaga jaga
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s 2019 Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by Kriptune: 3:52pm On Aug 21, 2019
Naijafull19:
1. The Constitution says that we have to have a representative of each and every state on the Cabinet. Minsiters of States were created to accomodate every representative. (And yes, it was subject to a court case at the Supreme court..and the Supreme Court said that that is what the Constitution says).

NB: Obasanjo and Buhari would have liked smaller cabinets but then again

2.Minister of Communications supervises things like telecoms, radio frequencies, etc. Minsitry of Information is responsible for government propaganda, and general education (in the past they used to even print health posters for example).
Thanks for the insight.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s 2019 Ministers And Their Portfolios (Full List) by Kriptune: 2:19pm On Aug 21, 2019
Most of these ministries just look like a copy and paste

What's the difference between; Adamawa – Mohammed musa Bello: Minister of Federal Capital Territory and Kogi – Ramatu Tijani: FCT Minister of State huh

Akwa Ibom – God’swill Akpabio: Minister of Niger Delta and Delta – Festus Keyamo: Minsiter of State Niger Delta huh

Imo – Emeka Nwajiuba: Minister of State Education and Bauchi – Adamu Adamu: Minister of Education huh

Kaduna – Mohammed Mahmud: Minister of Environment and Anambra – Sharon Ikeazu: Minister of State Environment huh

Gombe – Isa Ibrahim Pantami: Minister of Communication and Kwara – Lai Mohammed: Minister of Information huh

Are there sub ministries? I'll really love to hear the explanations to these.
Educational stuff
CelebritiesRe: Blackface Sues 2baba, Ruggedman And Faze Over Image Damage Of ‘plantashun Boiz’ by Kriptune: 10:08am On Aug 20, 2019
Laughable but he has a point tho
TravelRe: Fire Outbreak At Imo Airport: DJ Barbie, Others Survive ( Video) by Kriptune: 4:25pm On Aug 17, 2019
This babe fine sha kiss
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Boldly Cheating On Me, Help by Kriptune: 11:12am On Aug 16, 2019
BIXYBABE:
God bless u 4 dis comment, those dat are advicing him 2 divorce, where wil she stay and wat is d assurance dat anoda guy she wil re marry won't even worse dan him
You make it seem like a lady's life is all centered on marriage.

She can set up something for herself, if she already hasn't and cater for her child alone. If marriage ever comes knocking again, fine.

And believe me, marriage will knock again.

Most people are advising her to seek for divorce because, it's outrightly disrespectful for her husband to tell her point blank of his decision to take another wife.


He hasn't started beating her, but that's how the batter starts; from disrespect to arrogance, till heavy hands starts falling on you
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Boldly Cheating On Me, Help by Kriptune: 11:04am On Aug 16, 2019
1StopRudeness:
Madam, this is hard from ur angle...the thought that he’s ramming the d!ck into another woman is enough to drive u bonkers..:but don’t make it harder than it looks.....it’s quite common..

.There’s no text book for marriage...the perfect picture u see everywhere is just what people want outsiders to see...
This phase happens in almost all marriage one way or another before the man now realizes all he needed was right in front of him...

sit down, think and find happiness in all of these cos life has to go on.dont let depression creep in on you.cos ur husband will later come around.

believe it or not, there is happiness is every situation no matter how bad or terrible it looks....last last u go dey alright
I would never had said it better
SportsRe: OFFICIAL: Messi, Ronaldo & Van Dijk Shortlisted For 2018-19 UEFA Men's POTY by Kriptune: 4:09pm On Aug 15, 2019
If all things are fair and square, this is Messi's to win by a wild margin.

Van dijk making this short list is laughable, another prove that the English media can hype things beyond proportion
EducationRe: 5 Key Skills Most Nigerian Students Are Gradually Losing Due To Social Media by Kriptune: 4:04pm On Aug 15, 2019
Dear seun, pls find a way to tackle these advertisers.
It's gradually making Nairaland lose its comment section taste
CrimeRe: Army Uncovers Gun Factory In Benue State, Arrests Manufacturer And 9 others by Kriptune: 12:49pm On Aug 15, 2019
Insecurity in Benue has always been on the high side.

Cultism is a big concern there
PoliticsRe: Election: Buba Galadima Whisked Away – PDP by Kriptune: 5:54pm On Feb 24, 2019
This election is turning into a Hollywood blockbuster
PoliticsRe: INEC Official Results For 2019 Presidential And National Assembly Elections by Kriptune: 12:37pm On Feb 24, 2019
Atiku better win o

Cos wetin Buhari go use our eyes see for revolting against him, only God knows
BusinessRe: Dollar Is Back To Normal On Google, Sigh :-( by Kriptune: 3:05am On Feb 23, 2019
Still wondering what exactly APC aim is for hacking dollar conversion rate on Google few hours to election.

They could've saved themselves this trouble if only they focused on improving the economy.

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