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Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Arrives APC National Secretariat For NWC Meeting by Kriptune: 5:49pm On Mar 17, 2020
21million:

You done cast for loan app? Credit bureau is coming

They won't give me up to that amount
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chad Repaying $100m Debt To Angola With Cattle by Kriptune: 2:38pm On Mar 17, 2020
Lol whatever

Personally, I need an urgent business loan amounting to 300k.

Any suggestion on how I can procure one besides bank and loan apps?
Politics / Re: Adams Oshiomhole Arrives APC National Secretariat For NWC Meeting by Kriptune: 2:36pm On Mar 17, 2020
Guys I need an urgent business loan amounting to 300k.

Any suggestions how I can get one besides bank and loan apps?
Properties / Re: Our Tenant Hasn't Paid Rent Since 2018, What Can I Do? by Kriptune: 1:45pm On Mar 17, 2020
I need a business loan, amounting to 300k.
where can i get one besides bank and these apps
Business / . by Kriptune: 10:44am On Mar 17, 2020
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Crime / Re: FBI Arrests 13 Nigerians Over $30 Million Cyber Fraud by Kriptune: 3:13pm On Mar 16, 2020

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Religion / Re: Prophet T.B Joshua: Coronavirus Will End On 27th March, 2020 (Video) by Kriptune: 3:44pm On Mar 14, 2020
please mind your business sir

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Birds Seen Doing Tawaf (Circumambulation) At Deserted Masjid Al Haram by Kriptune: 2:53pm On Mar 13, 2020
Comedian2019:

That shows it's a by-force religion.

How does it even make sense sef.
How did Seun allow shit like this happen.

Dumbest thing I've ever witnessed besides Buhari and Trump being voted as presidents

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Birds Seen Doing Tawaf (Circumambulation) At Deserted Masjid Al Haram by Kriptune: 11:39am On Mar 13, 2020
Hope y'all know that forcefully making a fellow user of Nairaland to accept they are Muslim before commenting in a Muslim topic, flaws the fact that Islam is a true religion

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Health / Re: Italian Diagnosed With Coronavirus To Be Discharged Soon – Osagie Ehanire by Kriptune: 12:58pm On Mar 12, 2020
ZombiePUNISHER:


No viral disease has a cure
It can only be treated
HIV is a virus... Can't be cured but only treated

Understand,

Thought they said a doctor recently cured himself of HIV
Health / Re: Italian Diagnosed With Coronavirus To Be Discharged Soon – Osagie Ehanire by Kriptune: 12:56pm On Mar 12, 2020
Read Same thing here yesterday. Why overflogging this case, don't bring shit up if it's not breaking news angry
Health / Re: JUST IN: Minister Tests Positive For Coronavirus by Kriptune: 12:53pm On Mar 12, 2020
Is this thing scared of Aso rock and Nass
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy's Childhood Throwback Photos by Kriptune: 3:33pm On Mar 08, 2020
Looks like Adekunle Iron in first pic.

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Crime / Re: 4 Men Gang-Rape Lady In Lagos, Swindle Her Of N3.2 Million by Kriptune: 11:21am On Mar 05, 2020
Jaqenhghar:

To you someone cant be raped. See junkie mentality

Did you miss the part where the report said she consented to the sex and only reported to the police when they didn't keep their end of the bargain

How old are you
Crime / Re: 4 Men Gang-Rape Lady In Lagos, Swindle Her Of N3.2 Million by Kriptune: 9:23am On Mar 05, 2020
She wasn't raped, she was duped.
If everything went as planned, the sex wouldn't have been mentioned.

Y'all quit throwing words around. What sort of junkie journalism is this.

Do you even know the meaning of double jeopardy Smh
Politics / Re: Trump Finally Adds Nigeria To His Restricted Travel list - NY Times by Kriptune: 7:50am On Feb 01, 2020
Long overdue. Nigeria has been in shambles and has been causing other countries economical troubles indirectly through their own failures.

It's high time we put our house in other. Forget about the ban, all hand on deck to make Nigeria great.

It's achievable.

Nysc paying 33k, Naija can actually cough out 33k to corps.

We can do wonders, only if we are ready and clamour for it
Health / Re: Coronavirus Hits Ivory Coast As One Tests Positive by Kriptune: 7:21pm On Jan 27, 2020
Them dun start.

Media team in airports should be at alert
We need to double security.
Health / Re: Lassa Fever: Avoid Drinking Garri To Avoid Infection by Kriptune: 6:04pm On Jan 25, 2020
What about eba.

Will the boiling kill the infection undecided
Sports / Re: 2019 CAF Awards: Osimhen & Chukwueze Lose Young Player Award To Achraf Hakimi by Kriptune: 9:48pm On Jan 07, 2020
Nigeria was robbed here
Politics / Re: Beroro Efekoro Elected As Albany County Legislator In New York by Kriptune: 1:01pm On Jan 04, 2020
superlanny:
Neutral name......we can all claim him, congrats noble son of the soil, more grease to your elbow.

Neutral ko. Everyone has a tribe, since y'all want to be mad... Just allow the Urhobos claim their brother peacefully.

Deltans keep winning silently.

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Crime / Re: Mastermind of Abuja bank robbery arrested by Kriptune: 4:08pm On Jan 02, 2020
Mastermind ko

Man doesn't even qualify to be master talk less of mind
Foreign Affairs / Re: Joey Saladino Donates His Testicle To Protest Trump’s Impeachment by Kriptune: 11:21pm On Dec 19, 2019
Can't believe this junk shit joke made fp.

It's a damn joke for crying out loud and it's awful that most of y'all bought it.

Now see why FG wants to regulate social media.

Check the letter, it's signed by D.ick and bawls

And the last image is a downloaded Getty image of someone else and he edited his face to it.

Man was just messing around,and people on twitter been laughing to it all day.

Imagine my surprise when I saw this on fp, as if it actually happens.


You bloggers finally killed the last shit left of blogging
Travel / Re: Asaba International Airport Ready To Receive Big Aircrafts - Governor Okowa by Kriptune: 3:58pm On Dec 16, 2019
Bro. Work on warri (Osubi ) airport

Asaba is more in Anambra state than in delta.

Many Deltans won't feel the positive impact of this airport as it's sited in an outskirt town
Fashion / Re: Nyekachi Douglas Reacts As Toni-Ann Singh, Miss Jamaica Wins Miss World by Kriptune: 9:14am On Dec 15, 2019
Triniti:
Was she the same person doing the same thing the other day a South African won?

No. But I wonder why both Nigeria's contestants did this sha.

It's cool but I wonder if there's an explanation, maybe they're trying to steal the show a little and sell their market. Trust Naija not to carry last

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Family / Re: Children Of "Deadbeat" Fathers. Time To Think. by Kriptune: 11:04am On Dec 14, 2019
Rubby007:
thank u for this topic u actually raced my hope, am a victim of such as a father.
I wept yesterday while reading a trend on deadbeat father an how d guy eventually reconcile with his father.
I noticed DAT almost all the ladies in the comment section were sad about it. I wonder what is going on in their heads o .
my twin kids are just 3yrs now and for the past 6months now I have not seen or heard from dem, my marriage is 3yrs now and my wife as become estranged telling people lies about me just to be seen as a victim and me an irresponsible, illiterate, an a ritualist. whereas the truth of the matter is far from DAT
one day I will get tired of chasing and chose to face my life and someone will tag me a deadbeat father? I believe thunder will still be available sha


Don't give up on your kids bro, cos they won't forgive you for not fighting harder.

They'll surely judge your actions and decisions from the perspective their mum shows them, and if you give up chasing, it'll almost make their judgement valid.
Family / Re: Children Of "Deadbeat" Fathers. Time To Think. by Kriptune: 11:01am On Dec 14, 2019
Rubby007:
DAT is there greatest mistake u can't win nature, nature will always wins for a kid to love his parent is nature an u can't take that of him oneday the truth will prevail. sorry for the loss pls try to forgive ur mom an don't pure the pain on ur wife


Naah... Contrary to the topic, I don't have issues with any of my parents. Was just sharing my own hurt feelings of the passing of my mum as per the post I quoted.
Family / Re: Children Of "Deadbeat" Fathers. Time To Think. by Kriptune: 11:53am On Dec 13, 2019
Bumped into my late mum's friend.
After exchanging pleasantries, she just burst into tears, telling me how I look so much like my mum.

Many sweet memories started flooding in.
We were just there crying in public and saying scanty words.


I understand how you feel.
Life is precious, family is everything.




Starboytwo:
Ok, heres my story...

I was in 300 level, when my dad died in 2016, yeah i was there when he died, I mean literally, I was the last person he saw before he went beyond... I still remember how the nurses urshered me out, then I went by the window, I saw him took his last breath, I saw the nurse covering his face... I already knew before my brother's who were outside...

I didn't cry, when my eldest bro burst into tears, I just looked away, but I didn't cry... Why cry I didn't know the man... Apart from a few holidays, some visits, a long boring, very awkward (now most cherished) road trip, where we left Lagos in his car to our Homeland, azin our village "gan gan".... This old man took me home... Damn... I still didn't grab I needed my certificate of origin, cuz I just got admission...

You know the drill, polygamous family, 4 wives, 11 children... We the last, last wife, me and my little brother... Blah blah, she left, took us along, was five, bro was 3... Didn't see my old man again... Till he appeared when I was in pry 5... Coupla holidays, blah blah, my little bro decided to stay and live with him... So 50/50... All his children had some piece of him, except me... mummy's boy, all through... So I grew up on mummy stories, few times I spent with him were always awkward at best... Mummy's side was home, all the people I knew and loved ...

Looking back now, I think he tried to know me, he asked many questions, he bought me soccer boots, met my coach blah blah, drove me to my school, on my first day as a jss1 students( they still rep me till date, my old classmates)...

He was old, sick, yet still drove me home, I thought it'd be a day but we we're on day4 when I got real sick, I already told my mom and she made him bring me back....

all those quality times I could have spent with him, enjoy my father, his company, his last days Let's just say I was not a very good company.....


Something happened last week in my family and after 3 years since he gone, I cried uncontrollable in the bathroom, I cried so much my eyes were swollen,my girlfriend asked what's wrong with my eyes, they we're red with sorrow, I finally understood everything, it all came together, all the pieces,finally I know and understood the kind of man my father was, I finally understood the sacrifices he made, how hard his choices were... He was a good man, and for the first time in my life on Monday, I missed my dad...

For a minute I hated my mother for denying me the opportunity to know this man, my very own father... My beloved father... Damn...

I want to apologise dad, for being so stupid all this while, for not figuring things out soon enough, for frustrating you when you tried to connect, I'm sorry PAPA.... I will never Forget the look in your eye, the first day I came at the hospital, it's the most purest form of happiness I have ever seen, he held on to me and would not let go, he recognizes me after so many years and spoke so many things with his eyes, that now I fully understood....


Damn, i miss you Pop.... I miss you so much... I wish I could have that road trip again... Damn

Rest in piece sir....

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Boris Johnson Wins Parliamentary Majority In UK Snap Election by Kriptune: 11:28am On Dec 13, 2019
Permit me to innocently ask for educational purpose;

1.What does the UK stand to gain from Brexit
2. what will they probably lose if they successfully pull out from EU ?

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Romance / Re: Should I Marry A Girl That Pierced Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings? by Kriptune: 2:35pm On Dec 09, 2019
motionarena:
Can You Marry A Girl that Pierce Her Nose And Has Multiple Earrings?


You're asking the wrong question.
Does she have a good character, is she decent, understanding, loyal and trustworthy?

These are what you should ask yourself.

motionarena:


I was devastated and asked her why she did it and said it means nothing that she just felt like.

Now am thinking of ending the relationship as i regard girls that do such as loose and runz girls.

Am i overreacting or taking the right move



Thinking of ending a fine relationship because of piercings You sound like a patriarch bro.

It's not the piercings that's the problem, it's your mindset of them.


No. You're not overreacting; You're ignorant and not open minded on your thoughts of somethings, piercings is one of them

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Crime / Re: Dial 112: NCC Finally Sets Up Emergency Communication Centres In FCT, 17 States by Kriptune: 7:52am On Dec 09, 2019
Hope it's charge free and can be called without airtime from all network.

If not, still not there
Religion / Re: Shiloh 2019: Bird Drops Dead Inside Faith Tabernacle by Kriptune: 7:51am On Dec 09, 2019
Am ashame

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