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Phones › Re: Help Me I Can't Navigate My Phone. I Can't Do Anything by Kriss216: 3:52am On Apr 11, 2023

Limitless72:
Infinix Hot6

Na the same thing. "Six" and "Half a dozen" na the same.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Kriss216: 3:01am On Apr 11, 2023

caesymore:
You must be a child, your thought shared is like that of a child.

Okay ancestor!

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Romance › Re: Wives, Why Did You stop having sex with your man? by Kriss216: 8:35pm On Apr 10, 2023*

When a single and hórny man always desire for sex, the society will beckon on him to go and get married. The man will obediently go and get married and his wife will start to deprive him of same sex he was getting abundantly as a single man.

The man will now rush to the society to complain of not getting the sex they promised he'll be getting bountifully. The society, being feminine in nature, will tell him ;

-Have a talk with your wife
-Be helping her in doing house chores
-Be washing her pants and bras twice a week
-Always buy her gifts
-Take her for vacation
-Always send her money for no reason
-Make her happy

My questions to the society are;

1. If a man has to do all these before getting sex from his beloved wife, what then is the essence of marriage?

2. What does a man benefit from marriage?

3. What are the things a wife can do that a baby mama cannot do?

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cries All The Time Is It Normal? by Kriss216: 8:29pm On Apr 10, 2023

huptin:
You have a great woman..some women will rather break a bottle on your head rather than cry!

The truth is, when you accuse a girl of cheating and she breaks bottle on your head, she's truly innocent and loyal. But, when she starts crying, forget it, she's GUILTY as fvck!

It's more noble for a loyal and trustworthy woman to break bottle on your head than a promiscuous woman to cry to your ears every time.

Note;
This user does not support violence.

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Cries All The Time Is It Normal? by Kriss216: 8:21pm On Apr 10, 2023

. I made a joke about cheating and she started crying instead of her to defend herself

When you accuse a Nigerian of something and she started crying, she's GUILTY!

No Nigerian woman will ever cry for something she didn't do.
The tears are her defense mechanism.

Next time, when she's done crying, repeat the question about cheating and watch her next moves.

When dealing with Nigerian girls, you have to be three steps ahead of them.

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Politics › Re: Bayelsa Is The Worse State To Visit In Nigeria by Kriss216: 8:04pm On Apr 10, 2023

IyaebeTheGreat:
But Yenagoa is one of the cleanest state capital in Nigeria. Well, I don't know much about other sides

Taa!

Which Yenegoa is the cleanest huh

That's the only problem I have with you people. You'll stay in your tiny brown roof hut and be passing judgement anyhow. Learn to move outside your comfort zone once in a while.

Yenegoa is the only capital city in Nigeria where you'll be seeing kpako house in every corner. Dirty and smelly waters everywhere!

I'll rather live in Sambisa, Ogbomoso or Lokoja than to live in Yenegoa.

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Celebrities › Re: Influencer Enioluwa Finally Opens Up On Dating Actress, Iyabo Ojo’s Daughter by Kriss216: 5:25pm On Apr 10, 2023

So, this girl don dump Lil Kesh huh

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Crime › Re: Twitter User Comes After A Hookup Girl Who Stole His 6 Million Naira Watch by Kriss216: 4:57pm On Apr 10, 2023

Like, he paid 150k a night for this gwagwalada overbleached wall gecko undecided

I support the girl's action. Whatever it takes to restore the sanity of SIMPle men is totally acceptable by me.

The future is femail.

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Kriss216: 4:23pm On Apr 10, 2023

Rokiat:
Not every man wants to be hoeing around fix…king different women that other men are likely fu..king as well that could lead to STDs they prefer to have them to themselves exclusively aka legally married use your damn brain.

A mofo without brain telling a brain box to use his brain 🤣

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Kriss216: 4:17pm On Apr 10, 2023

Rokiat:
Polygamy Is No Child’s Play But many men rush into it because of sexual fantasies of having sex with two different women that’s the truth.

What's so special in having sex with two or more different Nigerian women undecided

So many dudes where I stay pass the night with three babes and they're not yet married...what's your point exactly?

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Celebrities › Re: Yul Edochie Deletes Second Wife Judy Austin's Photos From His Instagram (photos) by Kriss216: 4:12pm On Apr 10, 2023

Something in me is telling me Judy is innocent of every accusations leveled against her.

May God be with her in this trying time and also help her to cross these hurdles set by her enemies.

#IStandWithJudy.

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Politics › Re: My Letter To Xi Jin Ping And Putin Reporting Chimamada Adechi by Kriss216: 11:06am On Apr 10, 2023

If you read this gibberish from beginning to end, I pray God provides you a job before the month runs out. Amen 🙏🏼

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Business › Re: FG Bars Online Banks From Accessing Customers’ Photos, Contacts by Kriss216: 10:57am On Apr 10, 2023

goodmuscopi:
Pele o, she u no say Opay no dey give loan?

They have Okash And Easi money.

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Politics › Re: Who Else Noticed That Anti Tinubu's Post Is Now Making Nairaland Front Page by Kriss216: 10:40am On Apr 10, 2023

notobiafrababe:
Prove this

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Politics › Re: Who Else Noticed That Anti Tinubu's Post Is Now Making Nairaland Front Page by Kriss216: 10:35am On Apr 10, 2023

notobiafrababe:
Oga, Google is your friend. A petition was written to fbi on this particular drug case and fbi said they have no such case in their record. We all know ipob Obidient fans for one thing. Posting of wrong and fake information

But, Tinubu surrendered $460,000 to the US government after a Chicago court found the income came from heroin trafficking. Are you saying he didn't forfeit the said amount?

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Message To Obidients Over Attacks They Experience by Kriss216: 10:31am On Apr 10, 2023

FreeStuffsNG:
North and Southwest did not vote for you sir. These are the two regions with the highest registered votes and they rejected you because they do not know you and your tribal and religious divisive campaign turned off patriots who are mostly not from your religion and tribe. This is the truth you keep away from your followers and your leaked video with Bishop Oyedpo were in secret you admitted that SW and Yoruba in Kogi, Kwara and Niger state do not know and accept you confirm that you know the truth.

Drink water when you're done bleating, ore mi.

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Politics › Re: Who Else Noticed That Anti Tinubu's Post Is Now Making Nairaland Front Page by Kriss216: 10:29am On Apr 10, 2023

So, Uber facts on Tinubu drug case is what you called unverified post huh

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Politics › Re: Peter Obi's Message To Obidients Over Attacks They Experience by Kriss216: 10:23am On Apr 10, 2023*

Peter Obi 's wisdom flows like a fountain that never runs dry.

Nigeria would have been a better place if Buhari and Tinubu got 10% of this man's wisdom.

God bless Peter Obi
God bless Baba Datti
God bless Obidients.

Shame on Umuekwensu!

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Romance › Re: Viral Video Of A Bride's Father In "Massive" Tears On Her Wedding Day (pics/vid) by Kriss216: 9:35am On Apr 10, 2023

ahnie:
Pay no heed to that charlatan,an albino for that matter, condemning women
Someone said he had a troubled childhood whilst going up and I cudnt help but to agree with the person.

A friend said his mother was the sole reason why he turned up this way.

See this one that they contributed money here to open akara business get mind dey talk shocked

E shock me.

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Crime › Re: Edo College Faces Backlash After Asking Student To Leave Due To Bent Posture by Kriss216: 9:33am On Apr 10, 2023

ahnie:
This AFIN again.
Go get a job, scurry off and go play with sand..
You this stupid and internally empty entity.

Myndd44, Lalasticlala and Seun will not see this one now. I don't know if girls here are only permitted to use slur words on men while men have no right to retaliate.

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Romance › Re: I Caught My Friend’s Babe Carrying This Things To His House And I Shouted (pics) by Kriss216: 9:25am On Apr 10, 2023

That's one good thing about chubby girls. They're kindhearted and caring.

But, you see all these girls with lime breast and flat nyash, they're devilish! Na only to nag them sabi, with their deep ranged kpekus!

Chubby girls hardly give you stress in relationship. They're lovely and divinely blessed.

It's time I start to beam my love life towards chubby girls. All these slim devils don too show me shege. Nonsense!

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Crime › Re: Edo College Faces Backlash After Asking Student To Leave Due To Bent Posture by Kriss216: 9:22am On Apr 10, 2023

ahnie:
I m totally CORN-derming this altitude of theirs melted on this girl.

Go to court then.

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Romance › Re: The Stupidity Of Pride In Human Relationship by Kriss216: 9:21am On Apr 10, 2023

E be like they don use money intimidate you this Easter holidays cheesy

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Crime › Re: Edo College Faces Backlash After Asking Student To Leave Due To Bent Posture by Kriss216: 9:18am On Apr 10, 2023

Make I no talk wetin dey mind lipsrsealed

It's well.

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Romance › Re: Meet 41yrs Old Woman Who Has Over 40 Kids For 1 Man (pics/video) by Kriss216: 9:10am On Apr 10, 2023

They'll be cooking half bag of rice daily to feed the family undecided

Poor people sabi born like rabbit.

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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Daniel Nwunuji (UBA Staff) In Taraba (Photos) by Kriss216: 9:07am On Apr 10, 2023

Great141:
Maybe they have planned with him or her to come and rub bank but the person refused then they killed the person so it will not reach another person ear

Nothing like that. Most likely, a ditched woman is behind the attack. Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman.

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Nairaland General › Re: Man In Dismay As DNA Test Proved His 11 Years Son Isn’t His by Kriss216: 8:58am On Apr 10, 2023

What does that matter if you truly love your son,” she added when caught red-handed

Imagine the audacity of this demon undecided

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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala And Gift Monday Dance To Malaika At Super Falcons Camp (Video) by Kriss216: 8:53am On Apr 10, 2023

Efisimilala:
Y do women like to shake their nyashi while dancing?

Wetin you wan make dem shake before? Their kidney huh

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