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Politics › Re: Petition On The Misappropriation Of N2B Given By Mr Obi To 'Christian Bodies' by Kriss216: 4:42pm On Apr 06, 2023

This brain-drop from the ruling party and it's supporters is becoming a menace to our society.

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Events › Re: The Most Handsome Nairalander Celebrates His Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by Kriss216: 12:09pm On Apr 06, 2023

Persephone1:
😂😂😂😂😂 What if he is a photographer?

Just wish the guy Happy Birthday and move on.

Photographer indeed undecided

But, I wished him Happy Birthday, abi you no see am?

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Romance › Re: My Colleagues From Work Adding Me On Facebook And I Don’t Want To Confirm Them by Kriss216: 2:58am On Apr 06, 2023

Rokiat:
You people are damn funny, I work with them
Naw they see it live. It ain’t the Ikebe they just curious and wanna know more about my life.

So, what's so special about your life huh

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Romance › Re: Washing Panties With Bath Soap Has Spiritual Implications? by Kriss216: 2:54am On Apr 06, 2023

anthonyuncle:
the guy dey find excuse wey him go take leave her

This is not excuse to dump the fish brain. It's improper to wash clothes or pants with bath soap.

Naturally, pants are mostly dirty before you wash them, and you don't expect your life to be clean when you bath with same object you used to wash dirty pants, especially rotten pants of a Nigerian girl.

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Events › Re: The Most Handsome Nairalander Celebrates His Birthday In Grand Style (Pictures) by Kriss216: 2:48am On Apr 06, 2023

Like, you took your shower, wear clothes, put on your shoe, spray perfume and enter studio go snap birthday photos undecided

Nawao. Men are becoming feminine these days and it's bad for humanity.

Birthday blessings to you sha.

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Romance › Re: Who Else Has Had Sex With 2 Blood Sisters? by Kriss216: 2:30am On Apr 06, 2023*

VikingKing:
Wow really? So if I stay alone, I will get to take turns fucking two sisters? Wow...

Sounds like the thought process of a kid who's looking forward to one day leaving his parents house.

But veterans like us know better, buddy. Continue exposing yourself.

Are you arguing it's impossible to lash two Nigerian sisters huh

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Events › Re: People And Bad Birthday Attitude by Kriss216: 2:38pm On Apr 05, 2023

Persephone1:
The little you have known is enough.

If you behave like a stubborn donkey, you will be dragged.

Enough and valid, bah? cheesy

Na newbies you fit threaten like that. I don pass that level of threat na

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Food › Re: How Do I Remove Wings From Flying Termites After Heating by Kriss216: 2:35pm On Apr 05, 2023

MuyiRano:
I caught some flying termites last night. I washed it this morning but I didn't remove the wings before heating it.

Please, what's the best possible way to remove the wings after heating/frying?

Chop everything together.

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Politics › Re: Easter Celebration: FG Declares April 7th, 10th As Public Holidays by Kriss216: 2:29pm On Apr 05, 2023

The only job of Rauf Aregbesola, as interior minister is just to announce public holidays for FG.

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Events › Re: People And Bad Birthday Attitude by Kriss216: 2:27pm On Apr 05, 2023

Persephone1:
You should know me by now. Your mode of approach determines my response. I'm monotonous on Nl. GIGO.

I'm very well. LoL I hope so.

Frankly, I don't know you. The only thing I know is you're a difficult person to handle and also stubborn. It will take the grace of God to hush you in any argument.

*Waiting for your drag in the next thread, as always.

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Events › Re: People And Bad Birthday Attitude by Kriss216: 2:18pm On Apr 05, 2023

Persephone1:
Lol..not with that angry bird, I don't know him or her.

For you, you have become an annoying pest i can't ignore

How are you? It's nice to see you have this moniker running.

Maybe he's trying to know you better, be soft with him abeg.

I'm good, can't complain and you?. This is my only moniker na tongue

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Events › Re: People And Bad Birthday Attitude by Kriss216: 2:12pm On Apr 05, 2023

Persephone1:
Let's play a game.

You act like you don't know me, I act like you don't exist.

Your time starts now.

Rule wey you go still break undecided

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Events › Re: People And Bad Birthday Attitude by Kriss216: 2:10pm On Apr 05, 2023

Na mostly ladies dey demand for birthday gifts and all that.

For my side, if any of the cartel is celebrating his birthday, the rest of the gang don sure say food and drinks for that day na for the celebrant head that day. As early as 8am, boys don dey troop your house go chop and drink, whether you get money or not, that one no concern the gang. It's a tradition and it must be observed.

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Politics › Re: I Visited The Makoko Slum In Lagos (Video) by Kriss216: 9:43am On Apr 05, 2023

Tinubu forgot to develop this area huh

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Politics › Re: My Nairaland Has Entered Dark Mode Pls Help. by Kriss216: 11:51am On Apr 01, 2023

Omo, I been think say my browser enter dark mode automatically o.

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Food › Re: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by Kriss216: 12:02am On Jan 21, 2023

siofra:
I've caught you today.

You must be banned today.

I still dey wait for the ban o. undecided

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Technology Market › Re: by Kriss216(op): 9:16am On Dec 14, 2022

Still available.

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Phones › Re: The Samsung Thread by Kriss216: 10:53pm On Dec 09, 2022

Greatdivine:
Last price please

That's the price

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Technology Market › Re: by Kriss216(op): 10:41am On Dec 09, 2022*

Romance › Re: A Must Read by Kriss216: 4:37pm On Dec 07, 2022

Kollins11:
This one don chop cold breakfast.

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Romance › Re: What Is Your Definition Of 'love'? by Kriss216: 4:36pm On Dec 07, 2022

Love...a word used by two fools to deceive themselves.

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Romance › Re: I Just Met Her, But This Is What She Did In A Club by Kriss216: 3:36pm On Dec 07, 2022

virginprincess:
I can see you have gone back to kriss monicker,is like your other username has been banned,besides how is it a sacrilege,shebi if she beg her man for money you people will still be the one abuse her now she look for way herself yet you men are still abusing her,you guys are so pathetic.

Why will she beg her man for money? Is she an orphan or crippled?

We are pathetic yet your gender can't do without us. Mofos!

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Romance › Re: I Just Met Her, But This Is What She Did In A Club by Kriss216: 3:11pm On Dec 07, 2022

virginprincess:
Op i think you should give her a second chance, you know women love free things especially money,that is not enough reason to just let her go,like you said she doesn't ask you for money so i think she really needs the money.

It's only God that gives second chance. What that useless girl did is unacceptable and a sacrilege!

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Politics › Re: Buhari A Northerner Jail Igbo Son, Kaun They Are Afraid Of Buhari by Kriss216: 12:48pm On Dec 07, 2022

Same jailed Igbo son is who your lord and personal saviour Thiefnu.bu is relying on to help him win Abia State.

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Politics › Re: See What Other African Has In Mind About Tinubu(pictures) by Kriss216: 12:45pm On Dec 07, 2022

Tinubu should leave presidency and focus on his health. Na person wey dey alive and healthy dey rule.

I come in war!

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Sports › Re: Eden Hazard Quits International Football At 31 (photos) by Kriss216: 12:36pm On Dec 07, 2022

All these akamu players
Person wey get like 2 world cup tournament to play go retire for international football at 31 undecided

Pepe of Portugal will be 40 years by February. He scored last night.

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Technology Market › Re: by Kriss216(op): 12:06pm On Dec 07, 2022*

Ezemmari:
I'm interested.... Your number

Romance › Re: "Don't Text Me Only When You Need Money?" (picture) by Kriss216: 8:36am On Dec 07, 2022

Israeldan1:
Even tho you don't chat all the time

At least check up on the person sometimes

Not only when u need money you now text the person

Even if u text the person no day fine
U can console the person with understanding
No b everything money be
Words alone can cure som1 from depression not money

BOD day correct jarre
I hate that shit...

Lol @bolded

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Phones › Re: The Samsung Thread by Kriss216: 8:12am On Dec 07, 2022*

Technology Market › Re: by Kriss216(op): 7:59am On Dec 07, 2022

Still available.

Romance › Re: What I Did To An Ungrateful And Unappreciative Girlfriend by Kriss216: 6:42am On Dec 07, 2022

You don't have to remind a girl to appreciate your efforts. You only learn your lesson through her action and react accordingly.

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Politics › Re: Angry Boko Haram Terrorists Kill 33 ISWAP Fighters’ Wives After Losing Commander by Kriss216: 11:15am On Dec 06, 2022

How Nigerian government take dey get information about the activities of these terrorists yet they can't get information how to capture them undecided

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