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Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala And Gift Monday Dance To Malaika At Super Falcons Camp (Video) by Kriss216: 8:50am On Apr 10, 2023
ShaqFu:
Not bad. She can dance. Fancy Ishilove rolling her waist like that. 😁😁😁
Na only mouth that one fit roll
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by Kriss216: 11:19pm On Apr 09, 2023
Persephone1:
Learn to read it will save you lots of embarrassment.
Should be telling you this.
Romance › Re: Lady Shares Her Friend’s Experience After Traveling To See A Man by Kriss216:
Persephone1:
Must every visit end up in sex?

Must she be given money for every visit?

Who visits a guy (not someone she's dating) in his home?
If you're not in for knacks, stay at home.

You can't just wake up one morning, take your shower, wear clothes, spray perfume and travel to see a guy without tendering the only thing you can offer the guy.

If the motive of the visitation is not to discuss global warming or world politics, you have no reason to hoard the kpekus, that's wickedness and it should be treated accordingly.



God bless that gentleman for upholding the rule of the game. NO LASH NO CASH.
Romance › Re: Stay Away From Her Or You Will See Disaster (photo) by Kriss216: 10:36pm On Apr 09, 2023
Fairly to do so, It will cause you disaster.
Someone dating a disaster already undecided

Funny enough, that girl fit dey lash this guy's best friend for area and the mumu no know but he's here threatening innocent Facebook guys cheesy
Properties › Re: Legal Advice Needed by Kriss216: 6:54pm On Apr 09, 2023
Retired Army General go use you shine if you take time. Thread carefully abeg.
Crime › Re: Adeshina Olayinka 'Khadi' Found Dead In A Hotel by Kriss216: 6:31pm On Apr 09, 2023
If you like believe it or not, 97.894% of all these female vendors are coded olosho or retired olosho. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
Culture › Re: Living With An Annoying Neighbour by Kriss216: 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2023
Seven humans in one roomhuh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by Kriss216: 6:25pm On Apr 09, 2023
jasonclement:
Arteta is the one to blame for this match. Remove zchenko put theirny he won't listen. Did sub on the 77 minute( go put kiwor). Arteta if I swear for you e go follow you. Now you're bringing thierny 89th minute.
Easy with the tears please cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 9th April 2023 by Kriss216: 5:09pm On Apr 09, 2023
How this Looserfool take beat Manure 7 - 0 undecided
Romance › Re: She Goes To The Kitchen Naked by Kriss216: 3:56pm On Apr 09, 2023
You expected her to wear blouse to the kitchenhuh

Ungrateful boyfriend!
Politics › Re: Who Is To Blame? by Kriss216: 3:53pm On Apr 09, 2023
This post is not about Keys and Locks.
Family › Re: I Just Realized Broke Guys Don't Deserve Love by Kriss216: 12:33pm On Apr 09, 2023
A broke man is usually a wise man. It's when a man is broke he realises the type of woman he wants to marry.

When you see a rich man ditch a woman that was with him in his broke days, don't blame the man. He endured all those years of unfaithfulness from the woman cos he was broke then and couldn't afford kpekus. When he's rich and can afford plenty kpekus, you expected him to stick with the promiscuous woman? No way!
Family › Re: I Just Realized Broke Guys Don't Deserve Love by Kriss216: 12:23pm On Apr 09, 2023
I told her she was free to go and started dressing up to leave the house
I love that you didn't stop her from Hoeing. It shows you're three steps ahead of her.

She may think she's playing smart with you but she didn't know she's only fooling herself.

Just focus only on your hustle. When there's need to change oil and she's available, use her to quench your konji. Please don't allow her to stay past a night in your place again. She's only your cumhole henceforth, don't give her the benefits of a girlfriend.

When you balance, kick her like a used tissue paper out of your precious life.
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures Moment Health Official Steals From Dead 94yr Old Lady (vid) by Kriss216: 12:20pm On Apr 09, 2023
A thief is a thief, regardless.
Celebrities › Re: I Spent Almost N1bn On My Last Album — Davido by Kriss216: 12:10pm On Apr 09, 2023
Nicki Minaj, Chris Brown, Young Thug, Lil Baby, and Summer Walker.

You spent huge amount on your last album to feature washed up foreign artist undecided


“I haven’t even spent $300k on this album [Timeless]. And I made more already in three days. It just shows me the level of where African music is going.”

Music is business. Africa to the world!
Sports › Re: The Moment Isreal Prostrated To His Father After Reclaiming The UFC Tittle. by Kriss216: 12:08pm On Apr 09, 2023
Brendaniel:
Good gesture, but somehow the same people praising him for doing this now are the same people insulting OBJ and Pa Adebanjo who are above 80 years old for their political view which is their constitutional rights....
You're on point.

One omo ale that normally comes to where I relax every evening told me 3 days ago that Obasanjo is not from Yoruba, just cos Obasanjo supported Peter Obi.
Politics › Re: "Product Of Exhausted Semen" - Shehu Sani Drags Bashir El-Rufai by Kriss216: 12:03pm On Apr 09, 2023
product of a loose & exhausted semen

This is too heavy cry
Romance › Re: Viral Video Of A Bride's Father In "Massive" Tears On Her Wedding Day (pics/vid) by Kriss216: 9:50am On Apr 09, 2023
The bride no even get nyash, why the tears undecided
Romance › Re: Broke Up With My Cheating Partner by Kriss216: 9:30am On Apr 09, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Lay man's

Layman's (It's one word) wink
You left the promiscuous nature of your gender we're discussing here and be correcting grammar cheesy grin


Happy Easter though.
Romance › Re: Broke Up With My Cheating Partner by Kriss216: 9:29am On Apr 09, 2023
This what happens when you try to personalize community project.


By now, your beloved hoe has prepared and garnish lies to tell you hence she's asking to see you so you guys can talk.

You'll be the greatest fool on earth to give a Hoe listening ears.
Romance › Re: What Should A Lady Go With When Visiting A Man? by Kriss216: 3:54am On Apr 09, 2023
Just go with your senses.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Stirs Controversy With Pregnancy Transformation by Kriss216: 6:12pm On Apr 08, 2023
She come resemble Tinubu lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Re: 49-year Old Woman Being Divorced Because Of Childlessness by Kriss216: 5:40pm On Apr 08, 2023
I see konji and loneliness speaking through you, Sir.

You know nothing about the said woman except her age and you feel you want to marry her just like that undecided
Family › Re: 49yrs Old Woman Slumps As Court Dissolves Her 21 Years Maage Over Childlessness by Kriss216: 5:36pm On Apr 08, 2023
mymadam:
This may surprise you and many others. I sincerely profess here and now that I am prepared to marry the woman immediately. If anyone has her contact info, please kindly shoot me an email. My word is my bond. Thank you 🙏🏽
Lol

She's 49 years o
Crime › Re: Father Murders 5 Children, Wife, And Mother-in-law Then Commits Suicide by Kriss216: 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2023
donbachi:
Village people
Village people don suffer for una hand.
Romance › Re: A Man Or A Woman: Who Is Stronger Emotionally? by Kriss216: 4:24pm On Apr 08, 2023
Women don't get emotional. They're not programmed that way.
Politics › Re: I Couldn't Watch 'Checkmate' Because We Had No TV - Aisha Yesufu by Kriss216: 4:23pm On Apr 08, 2023
Printerscanner:
It's obvious, only wretched idiots from Almajari parents behave the way that miscreant behaves
Slow down with this hate before you quench.
Travel › Re: Canada Based Nairalander Spotted Robot Cleaning Mall: Pictures Video by Kriss216: 12:29pm On Apr 08, 2023
Playmaaker14:
Sorry to bug you, but please kindly help me out here, a thread was created asking a question, I gave my answer to the question which is seen below in the screenshot, please sir, I want to know if what I said is against the forum rules that warrant Mynd44 to ban me that long...

Here's a link to the thread; 👇

https://www.nairaland.com/7644528/why-obidient-members-toxic-harsh#122359179

Here's the screenshot Sir;
Same Mod banned my account till 2024 just cos I defended myself here.

A forum that wants to grow shouldn't have someone like Myndd as a moderator!
Crime › Re: Court Remands 29-Year-Old Man For Sexually Penetrating 9-Year-Old Boy In Lagos by Kriss216: 12:21pm On Apr 08, 2023
one Clearcut Dania ‘m’ 9yrs by

How person go born pikin come name am "Clearcut" huh

What inspired that name?
Politics › Re: See List Of All The Tribes In Nigeria. Is Your Tribe There? by Kriss216: 12:16pm On Apr 08, 2023
lhordspy:
Yen yen yen
So, you've resort to skipping your medications again undecided
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chad Deports Jan-Christian Gordon Kricke German Ambassador For ‘Lack Of Respect’ by Kriss216: 12:13pm On Apr 08, 2023
In Nigeria, the Ambassador would have been honoured.
Politics › Re: See List Of All The Tribes In Nigeria. Is Your Tribe There? by Kriss216: 12:11pm On Apr 08, 2023
This many tribes is the major problem we're facing in the country.

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