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Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 9:34pm On Dec 12, 2014
harrysterol:
sure na, it will be more than usama binladen own sef
lol..na werin I wnt b dat..I want it long reach my chest grin
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 9:15pm On Dec 12, 2014
harrysterol:
Op watch out for my 10ways to get beard in 3days smiley
really? bur hope it will b effective
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:17pm On Dec 12, 2014
jnrbayano:
Kristein aka the policeman. cheesy

Here am I wishing I could sell off some of my beards and make cool cash and there he is wishing the opposite. cry

Contrast of wishes. smiley

But seriously, your girlfriend have some growing up to do.
guy,I know say ur beards go make u more confident whenever you are walking on the road
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:15pm On Dec 12, 2014
kristina1:

Yea
so your bf no get beards wink
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:13pm On Dec 12, 2014
Crocz:
I've had beards at just 18yrs, 21yrs?...dude, no hope for you


I think it's a plus cos you don't get to shave, but goatie, long teddy and mouche are what you won't wanna pass up cool

#teamMouche
for that teddy,I get that one weller
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:06pm On Dec 12, 2014
[quote author=Tymax post=28826522]Those with beards are looking for how to remove them completely. Guy your "beardlessness" na blessing. grin grin grin[/quote
guy u no fit understand...respect no dey..people address you as a small boy..particularly ladies!
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:03pm On Dec 12, 2014
marieolae:
beards,, its a big yes!!!

It gives a guy that 'grown man sexy' look.

Ladies love it smiley

and this are the type of ladies am refering to..they b lyk no toast me if u no gt beards
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:01pm On Dec 12, 2014
kristina1:
I hate guys with beards,some arent attractive with it plus it pinches wen itz time to kiss.
are you for real??
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:00pm On Dec 12, 2014
Ipledge:
Op are you related to Awolowo?
asin dnt get you
Romance / Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 7:17pm On Dec 12, 2014
I recently had a gf..she is fund of admiring beards a lot..

we have been dating for a while now,and the relationship is so fine and steady..but not last week I went out with her(took her to a playing field for her to watch some high competition match around my area)..as we area going some people were addressing me as her juniour brother because I look so young on my appearance...but I pretended asif I know nothing about what is happening..

after the match I took her home then she started saying some things I lack which is my beards..I'm 21 and I dn't have not even a piece of beard..

nw she is saying I must make sure I gt some beards even though is little before I could go out with her again so people won't regard me as her juniour..

nw is it a must we guys grow beards before we can approach you lady?..there was thia my friend that normally testify of how he wooed lady countless times simply because he got alot beards..

my question is do you lady find guys with beards so attractive?
Romance / Re: Oya! Ladies What Are The Weird Things You Find Attractive In Men? by kristein(m): 6:55pm On Dec 12, 2014
kika23:


What's it this time?
lol.in psquare voice*any where you go i go dey follow follow u eh*
Romance / Re: Oya! Ladies What Are The Weird Things You Find Attractive In Men? by kristein(m): 6:45pm On Dec 12, 2014
kika23:
The "confused" look on his face when he's turned on.... It's hilarious.... cheesy cheesy
I find you here again
Romance / Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kristein(m): 2:31pm On Dec 12, 2014
emusmith:


Free the lady joor! What's your Biz with pic?
ok man..bur is gona put so many dude in trouble wif dt her pix
Romance / Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kristein(m): 12:56pm On Dec 12, 2014
[quote author=emusmith post=28815886]

angry Are you looking for the way to the bush?[/quote
bush asin? dn't gt u..
Romance / Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kristein(m): 12:55pm On Dec 12, 2014
kika23:


*Ignored*
u dn't av to ignore until u correct ur mistakes
Romance / Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kristein(m): 12:46pm On Dec 12, 2014
kika23:


Excuse you!!!
it'll look more sexy if u had snapp ur punanny join..
Romance / Re: 19 Classes Of Singles (Guys & Ladies). by kristein(m): 12:42pm On Dec 12, 2014
kika23:


Oh that? smiley
nna ehn! diz ur dp gidi gan o! why u no snapp ur punny join nahh?.. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by kristein(m): 8:13pm On Dec 11, 2014
ireneony:
let me tell u, am not short!
eyah u are tall abi?..prove it with your pix so that I can believe you
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by kristein(m): 7:12pm On Dec 11, 2014
ireneony:
ur head no correct....envious being
no hard feelin bae..bur try find ur size no find pple wey ur papa sef no dream of!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by kristein(m): 7:05pm On Dec 11, 2014
I cm even chk d babe profile pix..omo she wor wor die+she cm short nd xpect tall and handsome guy..

well goodluck to you!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: I Need A Boyfriend Before The End Of This Year by kristein(m): 4:56pm On Dec 11, 2014
ireneony:
First of all, holier than thou keep off. I really need a boyfriend before the end of this end. Last year new eve I celebrated it alone, but this year I can'tcheesy
here are my kind of taste in man;
caring
must have pink lips
handsome
fat accounts
tall
confident
smart
caramel skin tone
must have six packs
faithful
shy but bold
God fearing
a giver
humble
respectful


NO INSULT

....


no mind em jhoo hope..afterall ur papa no gt 1 qualities among al these you listed..is nt bad @ al if u dn't wnt to go bk to ur papa condition...

eyah! sorri..bur no vess lyk after 15yrz more u no c make u cm dey complain..or u wait wen jesus come bk u marry im...

ole!!!

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Education / Re: 10 Types Of Freshers You Meet In The Campus by kristein(m): 12:51pm On Dec 11, 2014
the silent guru nko?-they will never talk or greet any body in their first year because they feel "na dem sabi pass"..after 1st year u go c dem go don knw person wey b scholar alredy den started runnin after dem for some thins wey dem no know

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Romance / Re: Ridiculous Mentality Of Our Female Folk Diz Days by kristein(m): 8:24pm On Dec 09, 2014
Daninya1:
@O.p let me tell you a true life story that happened in one of the states in the middle belt..
The woman in the story told me these with her own mouth..
At her university days,there was this bright guy in her department that asked her out for the entire duration in school.she turned him down for flimpsy excuses that he is dark and ugly,introverted,unsociable etc..
After some years,he got a federal appointment that made him the 3rd biggest boy in the state..
She was hearing his name over the radio but she was not sure that he was the one..she one day saw him on the T.V,she so flabbergasted..
She told me she regretted her actions with tears in her eyes...
The said man takes care of her n her family..
Success comes first before women..it's a well known fact..

When a woman leaves a man that has a vision for a man that has a T.V...Someday,she will see the man with a vision in her husband T.V..

That was the case of the woman above in the said story..
@O.P...enough said...
well,your story is quite pathetic...women dis days hav fish brains..instead of them chasin the intelligent dude that will someday be the biggest boy.but they will prefer someone with no lyf..simply because of this thier sayin of introvert,bla bla bla...

I think women should use thier brain..we are in 21st century..evryone suppose to be full of dexterity in their endeaviour..
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Mentality Of Our Female Folk Diz Days by kristein(m): 8:17pm On Dec 09, 2014
Ograke:
Lol.

I think I understand the op.
hw much do you understand me...

share your opinion too brov
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Mentality Of Our Female Folk Diz Days by kristein(m): 6:50pm On Dec 09, 2014
Yorubarocks:
Op majority of girls are fish brain,they are always attracted to the happening guys,the ones with swag,the no future ambition type of guys,the ones who have all the time in the world to chase after girls at the expense of their studies.They find you boring because you aint gonna be giving them all your time and attention to the detriment of your sole aim in school.
I suggest you forget about them,face your books and make something out of your life,then watch this same girls grovel at your feets grin grin grin
thnkz bro..I have always known they are fund of attracted to those guys(extrovert)..but I wn't allow that to be a detriment to my studies and again I have so many female friends that do come for arithmetic assistance..but I'm not attracted to them,because am the selective type
Romance / Re: Ridiculous Mentality Of Our Female Folk Diz Days by kristein(m): 6:45pm On Dec 09, 2014
paooxide:
Also use your creativity (that of nerds) to cook up very short punch lines to get you chatty make sure it's a recent event, of course except football games even if she likes football. Lastly don't ask girls out anyhow, let her show she wants it so she can appreciate it..
If you wish us to chat more even for frequent update or coaching feel free to drop ur bbm pin
alryt here is my bbm pin 7F0DF63A

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