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Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 12:40am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Mprex:I base ondo state..any qualms? |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 12:39am On Dec 17, 2014 |
[quote author=tosyne2much post=28942963] OP, why e no reach 10 na ? [/quote} reason is because I said they are the ones I observe personally..if you think you have more..feel free to add! |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 8:35pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
merit12:yh..I just smoke marijuana |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 4:30pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
kristina1: |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 4:21pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
kristina1:roflmao..guys?never seen guys gossip be4! |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 4:01pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
kristina1:but the people in the act are ladies like you nahh |
Romance / Re: 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 3:49pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
balash:exactly bro! |
Romance / 5 Types Of Female Neighbour Around You! by kristein(m): 3:43pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
ever since I have been staying @ home,these are the types of female neighbours I have figure out... check out* 1 the gosipers-these categories of women will go extreme in gossiping your half/part of life out.. they are the one's that know the particular cloth you put on,how dirty you look,the size of your head,even to the extent of figuring out the size of your d*ck.. ...they will always gosip you to extent of you not having a life again... 2 the pretenders-these one can pretend till kingdom come..anytime they notice you around,they will squeeze their face lyk say dem juz chop sh*t..majority of these type really like/love you,and even want your d*ck inside their punnany,expecially if you be guy wey com get swagg... I have this kind of people around me..they will pretend asif they didn't even notice you but deep down inside them they are dieing for you... 3 the jjc's-these category of people iritate me alot..anytime you feel like playing or touching them,they will form one kind mary amaka wey God wan give another king to give birth to(like mary gave birth to jesus because of her righteousness)..and this kind of girls go round the street and messed their self with one kind motor driver/mechanics around them.... 4 the excessive honeymooners-this girls flop around you and gist with you(oh my God I love this kind of girls)..they will always be in the mood whenever they notice you around,and send you different types of green light/signals that they want your dick(except if u dull pass dog u no fit notice dis one)..they make you see them as mature and grown up girls that don't pretend or hide anything from you..they are the one responsible of telling you the kind of person you are,like telling you,you are handsome,ugly,caring,romantic..they are lovely people ...but the most annoying part is that 70% of them won't open their punny for you even though you whinne them till kingdom come..they are well mature and more expose to life.... 5 the tushbabes-this wan go form Behind for u sotey u go think say their popsi na one kind C.E.O for C.B.N..where as their papa and mama dey suck garri for house.. they are the type that disgrace their self intentionally in an eatery in the midst of their bf by eating asif they have not eaten for the past 2years..after they are done with eating,they will even request for take away to show you hw hunger dey fire 'em... I think thats all for now...add yours *cheers* |
Romance / Re: What Are Your Silly Reasons Not To Date Someone? by kristein(m): 10:25am On Dec 16, 2014 |
hate fat ladies lyk poo..average body is okay with big barcka behind |
Family / Re: Husband, Wife In Shock After Giving Birth To Dwarf by kristein(m): 7:55pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
nagoma:sorry are you a medical doctor?? just curious about it |
Education / Cbn Is Overrated In Nigeria by kristein(m): 3:03pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
need your opinion/contribution on this: I was debating with my friends some couple of days(majority of them are in my department)..this almost resulted to a fight that some of their noises shake the building heavily,and some were angrily hitting the roof profusely.. I am currently studying accounting in one of the fed university,nigeria..and my dream had always been to work in central bank of nigeria(c.b.n) all my life.. so I decided to raise the topic about what criteria needed before you can be able to work in cbn..majority of my friends contribution was discouraging and deterrent... some said only if I am charterred(that I should be able to pass ican exam) and have a solid first class in accounting then I am elligible to apply... this their contribution made me retorted contrary,that if only I would have my first class in this field(accounting),I should be elligible for their criterial,while some were against me that cbn is meant for intelligent people,that they may ask me even after having first class including my ican exam qualification to obtain msc before applying... this made me go against them,that even led to an uncontrollable arguement.. to me I dn't think there is something so special about the so-called cbn(na name e jus carry) even compare with most respectable and goodwill oil company in nigeria:the likes of shell,chevron,nnpc ett ceteria... I need people who have got so much experience about our country organisation principles and methodology to contribute specifically.. what so special about cbn? |
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Most Ladies Love Tall Guys by kristein(m): 12:26pm On Dec 15, 2014 |
ladies b dey pretend sincec1960..all this ladies are just pulling your legs that they want tall dudes,but opposite is what they if you have cash..for ma area short pple wey get money get liver pass me(because of their money).. now I'm 6.1ft tall but broke financially,now tell me who go say she go chose me instead of one shortie of about 4.5ft short juz because he got the cash? oya o ladies I need you to answer this my question in honesty and humility!.. between wizkid that is about 5.4feat short and myself that is 6.1feat tall who u go chose? u go c say none of em go reply! |
Events / Re: 10 Types Of Ladies You Will Meet At Every Wedding Ceremony by kristein(m): 11:48pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
Walkopet:shey dem dey pay money for the front page nii |
Romance / Re: Some Ladies And Long Throat by kristein(m): 5:52pm On Dec 14, 2014 |
this happen to me a couple of months ago..although this seems contrary to op complaint aforemention.. there was this girl I help secure a casual work @where my friend and I work..fortunately for her she got the job and was moved to the location which is a far distance away from her base for her to be punctual to the said work... there was this guy that has bin disturbing and pleading for her to marry him...so there was this day he ask the girl out for a date and the girl brought us along..this guy was so shy to order us out of the date..suprisily he ask my friend and I to order with a pity looks on his face..lol..and this my friend ordered for 1k food while I order for #800 own..imediately we finish orderin..there was this looks on his face that made me to pity my fellow man...and he ask the babe to order also and she did..evrythin we ate in a rough estimate was approximately 3k..we ask the guy if he won't mind ordering for his and he said the waiter should only gave him bottle water.. then later on after the day..this girl came to explain to us of how this guy was complainin that she brought us.and the girl reply him with after you said you wan marry me so u gat spend..wat made my friend and I did wat we did was we have been plannin how to exaust this guy for a long time..becoz he is always boasting that he can marry and date any woman he wished..so we trapped him |
Romance / Re: Girlfriend Spending On Boyfriend! by kristein(m): 8:21pm On Dec 13, 2014 |
yesterday I create a topic about me looking for an xmas season gf to take me out this season and not me taking them out.. I bet it with you that I didn't get any response from any chick...na yesterday I juz knw say naija babes stingy die...expecially nairalanders babes |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:23am On Dec 13, 2014 |
harrysterol:I like alpha beards *winks* |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:16am On Dec 13, 2014 |
marieolae:hmmn! if I hear... |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 8:12am On Dec 13, 2014 |
marieolae:why u dey cover face? werrin do d pix?tell me.. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 7:26am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Mzgracie:bur even thou u no gt big barca for bk...you are cute for me sha but you'll be the one to take me out this xmas..juz pm me if u gt d dough! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 7:22am On Dec 13, 2014 |
[quote author=holatin post=28833819]baje baje[/quote ok |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 12:18am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Horizona001:thankz bozz |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 12:16am On Dec 13, 2014 |
Blazinraj01:thankz jhoo!!! |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 11:26pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Blazinraj01:the fact that its comin from a lady,I think I have to grow the beards asap. ...but wait o! for the 6pack na 12pack me get |
Romance / Re: Oya! Ladies What Are The Weird Things You Find Attractive In Men? by kristein(m): 11:21pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
sweteny:are you serious of wah ur sayin |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Mzgracie:amin 1 Like |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 10:57pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Mzgracie:why you said so? do guys dn't have preference again? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 10:53pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
holatin:she is nw tall bah? |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 10:38pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
holatin:weird mc short nahh |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 10:34pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Ennyhorlar:ok |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Need A Serious Babe This Xmas by kristein(m): 10:29pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
like a lady(forgoten her name)said a couple of days that she needs a boyfriend for this xmas season and listed all the qualities she want in her boyfriend... I am using this opportunity to tell you girls outside there too that I also need an xmas babe..here are the qualities I want from them... 1 she must be pretty(number 1 priority) 2 she must be literate,100 or 200lev undergraduate precisely! 3 she must be intelligent 4 she must have backside(lyk nickyminaj own) 5 she must be @least 5'7 feat tall 6 she must be fluent in english last but not the least.. 7 she must has a fat account if you are this lady and you also need bf this season,kindly pm me.. btw,I knw you will be surprise about why I wrote she must has a fat account is because I need a lady who can take me out this season and not the other way round..abi u gals no dey spend for boys ni? I am an intelligent,cute,tall(6ft),literate guy xcept you only need money from a guy before you can ignore me... if you are there kindy pm me...waiting... |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 10:08pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Ennyhorlar:lol..hope girls you are referin to won't curse you here |
Romance / Re: Ladies Be Lyk"if U No Get Beards No Toast Me O"! by kristein(m): 9:40pm On Dec 12, 2014 |
Ennyhorlar:so bro we are in the same shoe... welcome bro! |
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