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zoeee:
was sleepy?
yours?

was sleepy?why?
mine was good..

zoeee:
"if" .... sure, i'll love it

hmmn! nw ur talkin ..so,watsapp,how is your nyt?

zoeee:
wetin u wan maka talk?

so if you are been locked inside with your boo 4 24hours,you wnt love it?

Harbosede02:
My bf,my phone and my bible...

i lyk u,u talk true

lilmax:
6,8&9.....no food?

lol..u lyk food ehn!

zoeee:

what?? you berra talk true nw

remsonik:
Only 6 is enough for me

good for you! anyways,still waiting for those who would go for their boyfriend

Medunah:
Movies, laptop, phone

so none of you wana stay indoor with your bt??

zoeee:
My phone




Never! Best companion ever

hmmn! i see...what of your bf??..no formin formin o!

zoeee:
6,7,11

dats cool! bt cnt you do without your phone??

if you are to be locked in a room for 24hours,what would you like to be locked with?

lets catch some fun*

1 boyfriend
2 girl friend
3 best friend(i.e same sex)
4 your mum
5 your dad
6 phone
7 books(novel)
8 movies
9 laptop
10 play station (ps3)
11 your siblings
12 bible

now lets keep the fun on!

IDEApro:
1. Woo a lady

2. Take her out on a date

3. Make yourself unavailable for as long as you want.
I. she calls and you promise to see her, don't go and give convincing reason
b. Give her surprise presents and don't yield to any of her request.
c.women are inquisitive in nature, don't be predictable.

4. bleep her after months of meeting her not within weeks.

5. continue the game of being unpredictable and she will naturally want to discover the real you. The more she try,the good she is obsessed and you see her displaying that weakness to be with you.

...a year later she will beg you to define the relationship because you are unpredictable.

Then tell her ''with the right attitude I will want to spend the rest of my life with you in the near future'' and you are guaranteed a steady bleep.

what about taking her out for a date and started buying som stuff for her,is that also mr nice aspect??

CuteEmma:
Okay cool answers. fine, now Let's move to question 2 which goes thus:
Three people check into a hotel. They pay #30,000 to the receptionist and go to their room. The receptionist suddenly remembers that the room rate is #25,000 and gives #5,000 to the cleaner to return to the people. On the way to the room, the cleaner reasons that #5,000 would be difficult to share among three people so he decides to pocket #2,000 and gives #1,000 to each person. Now each person had paid #10,000 and got back #1,000. So they paid #9,000 each, totalling #27,000. The cleaner has #2,000, totalling #29,000. So Where is the missing #1,000?

@op you cn't confuse us here..their total amount wich dey pay shd be 28k..but u wrote 27k wich is not true..I think that's wia ur mistake is comin frm..25k is their total xpenses,3k is to be returned makin 28k total..den 2k for the cleaner

CuteEmma:
Okay cool answers. fine, now Let's move to question 2 which goes thus:
Three people check into a hotel. They pay #30,000 to the receptionist and go to their room. The receptionist suddenly remembers that the room rate is #25,000 and gives #5,000 to the cleaner to return to the people. On the way to the room, the cleaner reasons that #5,000 would be difficult to share among three people so he decides to pocket #2,000 and gives #1,000 to each person. Now each person had paid #10,000 and got back #1,000. So they paid #9,000 each, totalling #27,000. The cleaner has #2,000, totalling #29,000. So Where is the missing #1,000?

and what will be my reward if I eventually got the answer?..because I nearly cracked my brain off for me to be able to get the initial one..

mrs oyindolapo shittu,a married woman recently emerged the best graduating student at the 40th convocation of the obafemi awolowo university .
ile ife,osun state despite being a medical student..

mrs shittu who carted away 12 out of the 18 prizes presented revealed that she was motivated by her mother,her religion and her friend who is now her husband...

when asked how she treated her books to achieve such feat,she has this to say:

"when it comes to studying,I am not given to crash programme.I did not have to wait for the exam to be around the corner for me to begin my studies,I read everyday and the way,there was never a time that I was under so much pressure...
"I tried to read 6hours everyday in the medical school,many people are usually under pressure and that reduces their efficiency ..my secret is that I tried to work ahead..I read other books outside medical books...I read novels,newspaper and watched movies"

bovamm:
Kenneth is the first born and came fourth
Tayo is the second born and came third
Daniel is third born and came second
Dumebi is 4th born and came first

yh babe...but ur rilli rilli cute

@op,is this what have been cracking your brain which is as simple as abc
AGE:
kenneth(1st oldest child)
tayo (2nd oldest child)
daniel(3rd oldest child)
dumebi(4th oldest child)

POSITION:
kenneth 4th position
tayo 3rd position
daniel 2nd position
dumebi 1st position

are you okay nw?

lacasera14:
booked, just incase

y
incase I made front page bah..bur no space for u again guy if u no fit comment nw

Uniqueempress:
Lol, don't even know where that place is located

hmmn!..for ur little mind..you that I saw the way u re juz smiling in front of the yahoo guy as the yahoo guy dey feed u ice cream and buhgar

tosyne2much:
OP, the hair style behind my beauty is Obama

** Check my DP **

Click LIKE if Obama also rocks your boat

bruh na obama sure pass dis dayz o!..buh me dey add small afro join am..
hence...
#teamafroobama#

mizjules:
Obama style again!

which of the style attract you most in a guy?sweerie!

holatin:
am bald but i do have obama

good for you bro..but I think bolar will b suitable for you!

I have come to notice that an average guy hair style is part of their wooing skills to ladies ...and this are the type of hair style I have find very popular that every average guy normally barb..
here it goes:..
1 afro
2 obama
3 punk
4 galax
5 skin
6 bolar
7 afro galax
8 afro obama
9 low cut
10 braid
my usual hair style out of this is number 8(afro obama)

guys which among the aforemention do you prefer and normally barb that attract babes??..lol

and nairaland babes which among the aforemention do you think looks attractive to you girls??

ireneony:
Beautiful mama, she kinda look like me

who is deceiving you she looks like you..huh?

dayosaurus:
Finally!!. Bro please how did you apply?. I want to apply plus please what are the things we need to know when applying and how much is it?

which school are you ? and your level?

dayosaurus:
Finally!!. Bro please how did you apply?. I want to apply plus please what are the things we need to know when applying and how much is it?

which school are you ?

Mprex:
thats cool. I asked where you are living because i was just wondering what kind of neigbours you had

lol..yh terrible one dey are...where do u stay @anambra?

why don jassi head con get contour like this?..oboi if for say money no dey nko..I wonder wetin e go look like

why don jassi head con get contour like this?..oboi if for say money no dey nko..

Mprex:
Op, where do you live?

I just saw your location..it seems you stay anambra?..that's where I school at..

sureguy02:
Let we ACCA students use this forum to discuss issues relating to the ACCA certification. Let's talk about our success stories and the challenges we has encountered so far. We can talk about our study plans. We will use this medium to revise for our exams. We can also get reading partners (study buddies) thru this forum. Can't wait to be chartered!

hello sureguy! I am also an accounting student at nnamdi azikwe university,awka...I will like us to chatt privately,I wana get info on some thing crucial in the said accounting..tnkz for replyin

Uniqueempress:
Lol, this is totally me. can be @ home for 3 weeks and no one around would know.

u can lie..no b u I see for kings pet eatery with one yahoo guy on sunday?