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Jokes Etc / Re: Please Please Drop By And Laugh! by kronkykay(m): 8:30am On Mar 06, 2009
dont worry gurl. . . . . \

ur hubby deals with soda now!

i guess dat makes yu comfortable.
Jokes Etc / Re: Help! Pls How Can I Make A Post On Nairaland? by kronkykay(m): 8:28am On Mar 06, 2009
i just want the hmmmmm to stop

hmmmm


wetin man go do?
Jokes Etc / Re: HEY JOKERS - BEEN MISSING YOU by kronkykay(m): 8:27am On Mar 06, 2009
3pm my nyansh


eyes dont lie. . . . .hahahahahahaha
Jokes Etc / Re: My Nld Pals by kronkykay(m): 8:26am On Mar 06, 2009
sorry to disappoint yu. . . . .but my mission is way ahead of ur shitty tots. . . . .

i know my weapon. . . . it aint visible. . . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Coloured Peeps by kronkykay(m): 8:24am On Mar 06, 2009
I've got butt plugz

come get some
Jokes Etc / Re: I Want Know D One Wey Good For Juju by kronkykay(m): 8:23am On Mar 06, 2009
chaiiiiii

the spirit of ituen is now tormenting dem

EXCORCISM
Jokes Etc / Re: The Perfect Husband by kronkykay(m): 8:21am On Mar 06, 2009
gabrywyl:

How your cat fit type if its poes is fatter than the jeys?

for crying out loud. . . . .WHAT DID YOU DO WITH YOUR SCHOOL FEES??

chaiiiiiiiiiiiii
Jokes Etc / Re: Coloured Peeps by kronkykay(m): 8:19am On Mar 06, 2009
"rolls a blunt. . . . .lights . . . . and puffs. . . "


lyf don spoil. . . . pikin dey mess where elders dey smoke, . . . . .

gabry!!!!!1

HOLD YA NYANSH
Jokes Etc / Re: My Nld Pals by kronkykay(m): 8:17am On Mar 06, 2009
i sure know it feels gr8 after dropping it


figure it out for yurself
Jokes Etc / Re: Help! Pls How Can I Make A Post On Nairaland? by kronkykay(m): 8:15am On Mar 06, 2009
stop the hmmmm
Jokes Etc / Re: HEY JOKERS - BEEN MISSING YOU by kronkykay(m): 8:14am On Mar 06, 2009
haba gabry

what tym is it?

no need to tell me. . . . . i can tell by ur eyes

it's quarter past four

chaii i go skul smalll
Jokes Etc / Re: The Perfect Husband by kronkykay(m): 8:11am On Mar 06, 2009
i am only reporting what i saw in the book oooo

no be me write am ooooo

as i dey read na in cat run pass my keyboard. . . . .na the cat type am ooooo
Jokes Etc / Re: Help! Pls How Can I Make A Post On Nairaland? by kronkykay(m): 8:08am On Mar 06, 2009
hmmmm


lyf cant be more harsh
Jokes Etc / Re: Coloured Peeps by kronkykay(m): 8:05am On Mar 06, 2009
woman wrapper like yu
Jokes Etc / Re: The Perfect Husband by kronkykay(m): 7:55am On Mar 06, 2009
@TOPIC


goes thru guiness book. . . . . . .

hmmmm. . . . . . interesting. . . . . . . . . . . .but shocking shocked shocked shocked

not too visible under the microscope
hmmmmmm
carried by only one person in the world
hmmmmm
west Africa - - -9ja for short

CHAiiii . . . . . . . .WTF?
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
"HUSTLER" WHAT IS YOUR NAME DOING HERE?
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
then how do yu rape dem gurls? wit wat? . . . . . . . .your feet?
Jokes Etc / Re: HEY JOKERS - BEEN MISSING YOU by kronkykay(m): 7:45am On Mar 06, 2009
Y-HU§TL£R:

HMM HMMMMM I WANT TO KNOW THE BLAH BLAH!!!


THE KOKO


GET URSELF A COPY OF D'BANJ'S CD.
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Please Drop By And Laugh! by kronkykay(m): 7:39am On Mar 06, 2009
gabrywyl:

Wogly, Fugly, Ugly, smugly and smelly are all cute little words. kiss

i really haven't come across anybody anywhere who will say his/her names are bad.
especially if those names truly represent you.

am proud of you gabry, someone like you keeps pple like ituen in bizness

as dey try on daily basis to see how well dey can modify omo, ariel, elephant jik e.t.c. . . . . .just to meet yur demands
Jokes Etc / Re: My Nld Pals by kronkykay(m): 7:29am On Mar 06, 2009
e'body . . . . . .shshhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

just wanna do it silently . . . . . . . . .

"psssssssssssstttt"[size=6pt][/size]


aw, . . .couldnt have felt better to let go

hope u enjoyed it.
Jokes Etc / Re: Coloured Peeps by kronkykay(m): 7:16am On Mar 06, 2009
am outta here


dont wanna get crabs for just reading about these undies

LHM!

see ppl wan put virus on nld sha!!
Jokes Etc / Re: I Am Back by kronkykay(m): 7:04am On Mar 06, 2009
yo gabry,

30?

that thing should be as wide as the third mainland bridge by now!

lord have mercy on ya. . . . ,

@ ituen

where were u hiding?

i searched everywhere man. . . .no sign of yu anywhere. . . . . . . yaba left side was the last place on my list


when did u get out?

go get a bath bro. . . .
Jokes Etc / Re: Answer This Riddle: What Does Every Woman Want? by kronkykay(m): 2:22pm On Jul 24, 2008
naaaaaaaaaa


let dem stay and enjoy some more jokes


TO THE LADIES

WAT DO YOU THINK MEN WANT FROM YOU?

BE HONEST GUYZ . . . . . . .SAY WAT YOU ALWAYS GO AFTER LADIES FOR!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by kronkykay(m): 1:51pm On Jul 24, 2008
no vex
Jokes Etc / Re: My Funny Pictures Thread(y'all Gonna Luv This) ;d by kronkykay(m): 5:23am On Jul 19, 2008
ituen:

na there u lie oh

Na my oga, gunpoint, wey they show us demonstration for Iraq

Na me be the 2nd man

the position is gonna fall on you someday!
Jokes Etc / Re: My Funny Pictures Thread(y'all Gonna Luv This) ;d by kronkykay(m): 10:24pm On Jul 18, 2008
[size=36pt]Showbobo . . . . . . . . creativity crawls in your head!

Nice job man. You just took the stress of the day off my back . . . . .

more rashes to your powder . . . . .

sorry, more powder to your rashes.[/size]
Jokes Etc / Re: Marketing 101 by kronkykay(m): 7:23am On Jul 17, 2008
nice one there
Romance / Re: Topics To Discuss While Talking To A Girl by kronkykay(m): 6:17am On Jul 17, 2008
just act normal

topics will come out from "hi, how's the day going?"

act decent and nice - - - Thanks for seeing me, "hope am not eating too deep into your time"


quite simple!
Travel / Re: Third Mainland Bridge To Be Shut For Two Months by kronkykay(m): 5:19am On Jul 17, 2008
The stress is going to be hellish

Gawd! I just dont wanna imagine this. . . . .i better get outta town before this happens

*packing my bags*
Jokes Etc / Re: Phcn (nepa) To Control Daylight? by kronkykay(m): 6:02am On Jul 14, 2008
i like this!

sounds ORIGINAL
Jokes Etc / Re: Understanding A Woman by kronkykay(m): 5:52am On Jul 14, 2008
@ Post

Lord have mercy!


can we please get sumthing fresh apart from this over-recycled joke about women

changing fonts - - - changing characters - - -changing layouts - - - -

still comes down to the same fuKing boring joke. . .

ituen, . . . . . i dey watch you oooo
Jokes Etc / Re: True Talk by kronkykay(m): 11:21pm On Jun 29, 2008
Spot:

Hey guys, guess who is back again, it's SPOT this time again. All guys they complain say my jokes dry.
However, I A, for Adamant, B, for bombom, C, for crawcraw, D, Daddy showky, E, for eve, F, for fo soke, G, for gun shOt, abbl, etc,
PEACEOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


mmabasi ambiak!!!

ayayayayaya


cheii

madness has met stupidity in the highest place!
Jokes Etc / Re: How To Make Love by kronkykay(m): 11:11pm On Jun 29, 2008
iyam-mi ooo

wat a process!

i have to take off before my cake rises!
Jokes Etc / Re: Kuvuki Land by kronkykay(m): 11:07pm On Jun 29, 2008
no comot urself from the love maths ooooo

uu too follow!

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