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sail away in your stupidity. . . . . .knock yurself out

_{*donates 10rounds knock out*}

na wetin im fit drink wey pass monkey tail naa?

tj2

why are u always hating on another persons reply to posts. . . . .

if u like the lady. . .go str8 to the point and make ur dirty filthy intentions known to her

she may be good enuff to show u where her goat is. . . .so u can have ur way with 'em. . . .

This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, and I need something to keep me
Hot, keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked with an "X" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12hours!" the guy says, "Gimme 3
boxes."

The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up
to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in
horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is
hanging off in some places.

The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.

" The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?

" The guy says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

chai . . . . . . . .

good jokes dude

old and rusty joke

ask him/her again ooo

A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?

Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch your a55?

The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!'

Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later, Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?"

The little boy answered "No" again.

Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my pecker can touch my a55!"

The boy replied, "Then go Bleep yourself”!

“Grandma made these for me."

A man in the Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The
very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of
lettuce. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says
he'll ask his manager about it.

Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce."

As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right
behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."

The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the
manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"

"Canada, sir," the boy replied.

"Well, why did you leave Canada?" the manager asked.

The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and hockey players up
there."

"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Canada."

"No shit??" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?

There are two gay guys, anusman and his counterpart inside an old abandoned house having anal sex,

when suddenly he realizes they're out of Vaseline! So he tells the other he'll be back in a while, with more Vaseline, and not to jack-off.

Later, when he returns, he sees cum all over the walls and floor.

This angers him and enraged he asks his counterpart,

"Why did you jack-off?"

Then the counterpart says, "I didn't jack-off, I farted."

ANSWERS TO GOOD QUESTIONS

What is the best thing about dating a homeless woman?
You can drop her off anywhere.

What is the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.

What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?
Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.

Where does virgin wool come from?
Ugly sheep.

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?
It isn't hard.

How can you piss off your wife while making love?
Call her from your cell phone.

What's the down side to a party?
You could disappoint two women instead of just one.

How do you know you're really ugly?
Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.

Why were hurricanes named after women?
Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car

hehehehehehe


the man should come to me for some tutoring!

i'll teach all he needs to know. . . .as long as he can foot the bills. . . . . .$5million aint that much!

i think dats a fair deal!

"DAMN" na person name ooo

make una try give am some respekt naa. . . . . .haba

i no be transvestite like you. . . . . . . .

i stay strapped to being a man like a curse from God!

geddit?

naijastyle:
definitely. You are their mentor

am a [i]_de[/i]mentor for sure!

am about to come suck yur soul out fool!

. . . . . .since clem noticed u couldn't perform well in the missionary. . . . . .

he/she had to assume the status of a dog. . . . . . .maybe you'll see dat he/she needs it from behind. . . . . .

sssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!

nice one

damn good jokes

@ sam milla

cap'n. . . . .u know i aint gonnna give up on beer and weed. . . . .

saucekid needs some flushing!

_{gets a chair and ties sam milla to it}


SIT YUR BUTT DOWN AND READ AGAIN

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@ post

nice one

where anusman naa?

not bad!

mailman huh! the woman's bla bla bla should be sewed up!

so untrue

good joke

i better pass the goat fckers and the d1ck suckers!

shhhaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppppppp dddddddddiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

u still get mouth dey talk!

wen u go do ur sex change naaaa. . . . . .?