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more weed to the nation!

Rebellious:
They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder. . . the moment I saw your pic, I think beauty committed suicide.

[size=25pt]I STRONGLY 2ND DAT, [/size] . . . . . .

hehehehe

i like ur analysis boy. . . . . .but u kinda tell the story more than the bereaved. . . .

has this ever happened to yu before?


no lie ooooo

i fit add 3 for am . . . just to make am . . 0803

he was born to do wat he's doing right now

'owe'

wetin u no go testify to?

u go even testify say ituen shit dey imported from Asia.

girl why u no wan talk naa

it continues with all the minor details included

Congrats General!

Thnks General!

i was just doing my job!. . . .for a token of 10% govt interest. . . . hehehehehehe

segunpc should please inform the afformentioned boobies to please resume duty ASAP!

_{seun slams the door on his face}

Seun : _{*get out and stay out General. . . . . .am not in the military business*}

chai. . . . . .wat an insult to the other beer makers. . . .


non-alcoholic right?

nice joke!

myfriend siddon ddddia

na wa ohhh

9ja don surffa. . . . chai. . . . God's intervention will soon come i believe. . . .

just a smile won't hurt!

would it!

nice jokes!

Close-up

old jokes

*rolls a blunt sharply*

heehehehehe

my friend cover ur bleeping black a55 before u share ur disease aaround the land


i prescribe 2 wraps weed in the morning. . . .2 lines of cocaine in the afternoon. . . .and 10ml heroine @ nyt. . . .

ur bleeping black as5 should be admitted at yaba left side without application if u do this for 2days.


@quentin-inc aka Dr. Mmeo

na wah for u oooo. . . . . u just come here dey burst my nyansh for nland. . . . .

it's kool sha. . .

WELCOME ON-BOARD MAN!

wait till u grow beards under ur teeth!

ALL HAIL KUVUKIANS!

THE LAND IS GREAT ONLY WITH SOME WEED IN YOUR POCKET!

HEHEHEEE

MINISTER OF THE DRUG LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY / AMBASSADOR TO JAMAICA AND COLOMBIA

i'll flush him down as soon as i finish my beer!

hehehehehehehee

naijastyle:
That's my girl. ^{Kisses her passionately}

FUCKING LESBO!

@ Toyosi

merci girl! enjoy ur urself!

@ Gen Sam Milla and tj_tj

chains ke?

wetin dey worry una naa? un think say i don dey craze abi? because i dey drink weed and smoke hennessy all the time

chai. . . . e be like say this thing don dey enter my head oooo

_{*Rushes to get anoda roll of blunt from his drawer*}

thanks Toyosi!

@ tj tj

the replies are not shot at you! . . . it was directed towards the posts. . . not yu. . . .


aproko like yu! heheheheheheh

i hereby pledge my loyalty to General Sam Miller. . . . only if my demands are met

1. my salary must compete with Bill Gates monthly income

2. a 20kg bag of fresh weed must be on my desk every morning _{(non-negotiable)}

3. 5 beautiful nland chicks have got to be mine _{(non-negotiable)}

4. dat all fakers disturbing the jokes forum must vacate immediately

5. _{the general must provide the last condition himself!}

THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

FEMALE SOFA - - A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.

PRICKLY PAIR - - In Michigan a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "a rat in her privates" which bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE? - - A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball.

BLIND DRUNK - - A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH - - A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion the woman crept under the table to administer MouthAction to the man. While in the act she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.