amozo:
Call okon..08030860788 very good on vw

Thanks amozo

Hey guys,

Please I need help locating a a very good Volkswagen Passat mechanic in Port Harcourt.
My 2007 2.0 FSI (Auto Tranny) is suffering in the hands of "Oga on am, off am" mechanic.

I have an EPC error and need to get my throttle system checked. Fuel and Air systems are OK.
Gearbox kicks while shifting gears. Car goes off during drive.

Recommendations please!!!

I have lots of used iphone 5(16g) 4quick sale @
Iphone 5(Black) - 60k
Iphone 5(White) -65k
Samsung galaxy s3 - 35k
Samsung galaxy s4 - 55k
Samsung note 2 - 40k...
Note, all prices are negotiable..
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Please all beware of this dude. He sold a chinko iphone 5 to a friend of mine for 60k.

i personally wanna see them jump off the bridge wen the finaly lose the race.

PDP my ass, Please vote wisely pple. Reclaim Nigeria!

@londoner

am sure they didnt see that coming.

Thumbs to 'el and mr. capable,

been a while on 9raland,

nice one seun,

i see you are doing it big time, big ups,

this joke is as old as my signature

@clem and ibkaye

where have yu two been all these while?

i hope lyf is still gud with yu


@ibkaye

where u leave saucekid?

harkeju:

But pls one more thing. How can I reply to a post? I want to say "Thank You jwo"

hmmmmmm

i wonder where u hail from. . . . .ogoni perhaps


u case is hopeless!

enjoy ur lyf boy

this joke has been posted a million times on this forum

read thru the jokes history before posting.

am not trynna discourage u. . . . .but u have ta do wat is right

hmmmmmmmm

wonder wats going in the house

hope u guys are not on cheap drugs!

u no go undastand ooo

got work to do


gotta take a hike

c ya 2moro

on the outta . . . . yes

on the inside. . . . .and below the waist. . . . . .am still 18. . . . young and vibrant

be whereever yu are. . . . .

the tym is in yur eyes

no!

na bcoz i get boil for throat

u've been missing out on the benefits. . .

monthly kuli-kuli. . . . yearly koko garri. . . .

palm kernel. . .dry coconut. . . and alll sorts. . . .

ask ituen.

am in no positiion to explain this to yu

@tyty


he didnt!

the little cat in his house helped him. . . . .just after he ate the mouse on his computer. . . .

then keep it to yurself

@gab

chill lady. . . . .i am far from a boy who's still chasing the slit in btw thighs

i am married to 2wives ^{(As tradition demands dat i double the take on my fada)} and 6kids and 2 pikins. . . .

am about to be a grandfada. . . . and i am just knocking on the 40th door. . . . . .

please, i do not need you to remind me of my youthful days. . . . .

the boys of nowadays are sumthing to watchout for. . . . dia lyf dem get part 2. . . . . .check alaba market. . . .

@tyty

yaba left side was terrible. . . . u guys are trying ooooo

with all those terrible things going on there, . . . . i wonder how u managed to survive 7yrs internship as a kolo

i visited ituen once. . . . and i farted loudly at the size of Eba he was eating. . . . .yu could feed a nation with dat.

anyway. . . thank God yu are out. . .

welcome to the real world.

i put it to yu dat yu are not a registered ajepako

the president would have told me about it

wat else do u suggest?

i no fit shout

GABRY

cant help ya here

yu are on ya own oooo


just still on yur decision and express yurself fully

i dey somewhere dey watch dey arguement

if it gets heated. . . . i back the Bleep offf. . . .

if it kools. . . . i'll be down to ride. . .

i love myself. . . . . .

shait remains up in my a55

but the holy prophet to the shait comes out first to tell the world around about the living truth dat may descend on the world sooner or later

FART my dear. . . .is of the essence. . . .same as time

no wonder u look like an ajepako/ajepaki

really tells

money well spent

relax naaa

dat thing sux

dat's the only solution anyway.

u cant be too sure

am certain there's plenty more where dat came from,

hurry while stock lasts