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RomanceRe: Please Help! My Husband's Brother Is Interested In Me by Kryptonvinyl(m): 1:43am On May 25, 2020
Hmm. It will end in tears. First of all, the relationship between ur brother in law and ur husband (current) will be marred. Also, the respect people have for ur brother in law will diminish, especially from the family members. Other relatives will also develop hatred for him. Anyone in his/her right senses should know that what he's about doing is so so so WRONG. Now imagine getting married to someone who doesn't have a good relationship with his family. Tell me how you'll be happy. Truth is you'll never be happy no matter how rich or loving or caring he is. The stress from the family issues sef will weigh him down.

Please rethink.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: My Journey To Being A Professional by Kryptonvinyl(m): 7:06pm On May 24, 2020
I was thinking of going into this but I dunno if I can mix it with HTML and CSS. I don't have a laptop yet tho
Forum GamesRe: Forum Games Chat Thread - A Thread For All Fun Lovers by Kryptonvinyl(m): 7:02pm On May 24, 2020
StubbornGENIUS:
Kryptonvinyl ,please Edit your post and drop a new 7 letter word.
done
Forum GamesRe: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 7:01pm On May 24, 2020
sassysure:
Not complete na
sorry. I just modified it now
CrimeRe: The Most Brutal Torture And Execution Techniques Throughout History by Kryptonvinyl(m): 6:18pm On May 24, 2020
No. 6. mehn. Barbaric
AdvertsRe: Make Money Selling Ebooks Online [free Step By Step Training]. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 6:05pm On May 24, 2020
Pls add up. I need money. lolz. 07080764680
Forum GamesRe: Drop A Seven Lettered Word And We'll Make Three New Words From It. by Kryptonvinyl(m):
StubbornGENIUS:
Blare Able Are COMMENT
come, men, cent

wealthy
CelebritiesRe: Hana Kimura Dies At 22 After Facing Online Bullying by Kryptonvinyl(m): 5:31pm On May 24, 2020
bigiyaro:
Some people needed to be brought up in naija, cyber bullying.. hmmm. RIP girl.
Swears! We're so used to it that we're no more bothered. Lemme nor even mention politicians. lolz
SportsRe: Barca Cuts Dembele's Price by Kryptonvinyl(m): 5:20pm On May 24, 2020
DiamondSports:
From £135m to £37m
ah! okay. Them go lose money oo
SportsRe: Barca Cuts Dembele's Price by Kryptonvinyl(m): 12:18pm On May 24, 2020
U didn't state what price it was reduced to. Anyways sha, ever since Arsenal were looking for him, them been no gree sell.
FamilyRe: Prince Onyeka Eze’s First Set of Twins Melvin & Mavia Celebrate 6th Birthday by Kryptonvinyl(m): 6:50pm On May 23, 2020
Philantropists:
Thank you guy for all the wishes, to mark this birthday, I will do GIVEAWAYS AS USUAL.

N20k each for 25 persons.

Happy birthday to ur cute kids.

0095376894
Access Bank
Daniel Williams
RomanceRe: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 11:21pm On May 15, 2020
swears Op i have some of those traits. i tend to flirt with a girl but immediately i see gives me her attention or when i see shes starting to have feelings for me, i back off
CrimeRe: Ghanaian Prostitute Pushes Client To Death From Hotel Window (Video) by Kryptonvinyl(m): 11:07pm On May 13, 2020
Now the matter is being downplayed cuz the suspect is a girl. And nobody is saying anything. If it was the man that pushed her, we no for hear word
PhonesRe: How To Tell If This Phone Is A Refurbished Or Original London Used? (Photo) by Kryptonvinyl(m): 12:10am On May 13, 2020
Op I'll advice u against getting that phone even if its brand new. My junior sis uses that phone and I swear I prefer my Itel P33 plus to that phone
CelebritiesRe: Angel Osuagwu: Victor Osuagwu's Daughter Goes Viral After She Shared A Tweet by Kryptonvinyl(m): 11:06pm On May 12, 2020
zenil1:
Very true... I've never seen an ugly Igbo girl
U don't know about it. lol
I've seen many ugly Igbo girls. In fact, many unfine Igbo girls. The truth is that all tribes have beautiful and ugly people
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Troops Kill 134 Terrorists, Apprehend 16 Informants In Borno by Kryptonvinyl(m): 2:34am On May 05, 2020
They will always be apprehending informants that can't give them information. Even in this Corona period I'll prefer to go to U.S without mask than staying in this shithole
HealthRe: Twitter user recounts story of legendary bar owner: Papa of life by Kryptonvinyl(m): 7:27pm On May 03, 2020
Ha, papa get mind oo
RomanceRe: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Kryptonvinyl(m): 12:39am On May 01, 2020
Had one scenario kinda related to this but not too related sha. I am the course rep of my department and so i had girls flocking around. Some of them didn't even know what they want. And to cap everything I am the most popular guy in the whole faculty. Everybody knows me including the traders at the canteen cuz am kinda funny and very friendly. But one thing i avoided was girls in my department. So there was this pretty girl (easily one of the top 3 prettiest girls in the department though we're up to 200), she started getting close to me and eventually started asking personal questions. We got so close then one day she started telling me stuffs indirectly. Sometimes she would call me to ask if i wanted to tell her something. One time she even said she'll be waiting till i know what i want. Gbam, then i told her I was not ready to date. Mehn this girl cried. Me sef come dey wonder whether this one dey cry for me. She said i should not be angry if she avoids me, i told her its not gonna happen that we're gonna be friends.

I liked the girl oo but mehn, i just didn't want it. She was already avoiding me. Then after pondering i decided that I'll date her and that I'll make sure everyone knows she's my girl. So the next week Saturday i went to her hostel. And I then told her I'm now ready. Oboy she told urs truly that she's dating. I was wondering, how can u tell me that ya dating when u said u wanted to be my girl last week. lol. This thing entered me for body. I couldn't think straight for one week. She was angry when I told her that day. She said she knew i was crushing too. She felt it, but why didn't I say it? That she's never made things simple for a guy as she did for me. She later said we should be besties. She liked me more than her guy. Me that don't like that bestie thing. i know things would happen if i agreed. But i don't want to bleep someone's girl. It was now my turn to do social distancing. lol. Though i tried to talk to her normally but mehn i wasn't comfortable. Till today we still talk sha cuz we see each other everyday. Though I'm grateful right now sha cuz I'm damn broke. So imagine na. After that i said I won't love again in the coming years. But shit is hard tho.


So hanty back to ur matter. Joe might understand but maybe he isn't comfortable around u anymore that's why he spaced so as not to do something stupid.
CrimeRe: Abia State COVID-19 Taskforce Intercepts Car Carrying Bags Of Cannabis by Kryptonvinyl(m): 8:39am On Apr 30, 2020
Yenefer:
This plant is very dangerous to mental health according WHO it's scheduled 1 drugs,. more dangerous than methamphetamine alcohol and cocaine,. yet the lucerfariens are pushing it as medicinal blah blah the day any of my brother smell this drug we will disown him
after enough flogging
HealthRe: Remdesivir: Trump Wants FDA To Quicken Its Approval For COVID -19 Treatment by Kryptonvinyl(m): 8:32am On Apr 30, 2020
Someone's president
PoliticsRe: Kano Mass Deaths: Buhari Reacts, Says He Won’t Let Kano People Down by Kryptonvinyl(m): 8:15am On Apr 30, 2020
awhybliss:
Whats is the significant of lockdown in winning over pandemic? Without looking inward for possible cure or method of winning the pandemic, we are responsible for our lives. . We can't keep looking up to W.H.O directive on possible cure or vaccines, we've been told vaccine will take 18month before it got ready... Do the math of those who would have died before then!!!
We need to source solution inward,, like Madagascar... They use herbs, no death has been recorded, and over 500 cases...
I know W.H.O won't accept that herb as a cure.. because it comes in form of herb not tablet or syrub..
True talk bro. Can u imagine, this president na wa oo
FamilyRe: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Kryptonvinyl(m): 8:08am On Apr 30, 2020
Badtoy:
[color=#770077][/color] ���� I feel you mans, you’re a 1999 baby. Happy birthday in advance. You’re may what?
Boss May 5th. It pains me to see that am getting older. lol.
FamilyRe: Share Your Funniest Experience While Growing Up by Kryptonvinyl(m): 12:31am On Apr 30, 2020
Plenty oo. But most of them are cuz of girl issues.


The first one was when me and my neighbors daughter (next compound) we're playing in her house. Her name is Uju. This girl was real bad sha cuz we were just about 7 or 8yrs old back then. Trust Lagos na.
So as we were playing, she said we should do mummy and daddy. So she pulled her panties down and acted like she was sleeping (it was part of the play). So I brought out my tiny dick that did not even stand sef and tried to insert it into her p***y. Right there and then her aunt caught us (her mom wasn't around). So when the mum came back the aunt told her and then she came to tell my parents. I hope y'all know what happened that night na.

Another one. The next year after the above happened. I got so close to our English teacher's daughter who was also in my class. So from play we started discussing. I didn't know this girl was just pretending. She just liked me cuz I buy her snacks and sweet sometimes. Her name is Favour sha. So one friday I asked this girl for a kiss. Gbam ee land me for Principal office the next week. Trust me nah, I denied it. Her mother even hated me self. And worst part is, the whole school heard about it. See shame. But still I denied it even in my dreams


Another one. We were playing in our area when all of a sudden some boys moved into one small kiosk with one girl. I was about 8yrs then. So this guys were touching this girl, who was also my agemate. Sincerely me no follow touch cuz I didn't like the girl. She was kinda dirty. I just watched. But there was one guy that wasn't allowed to touch too. My guy vex go tell her parents. lol. Another beatings.


Another one, this one is not about girls. We visited our village for the first time, Ikot Abasi in Akwa Ibom state. That was in 2006, I was just 7yrs old. So one day we went to the river to bath. Mumu me decided to be walking to the deeper part to see where the water will cover my head. As I was going, i didn't know there was a point where it gets steep immediately. Na so I jump dey call my bros. The idiot to that doesn't know how to swim (me too oo) wanted to coman save me. Him self follow sink. One guy na came to save the 2 of us.
I just Kukuma carry my pant wear dey go my papa house.


I have many more stories. Girls and what have u. My childhood was filled with fun upon fun upon fun. I can never be boring. Not in Lagos, not in Ojo. I started sleeping outside when i was 10 (in front of our varenda oo). We had Xbox at home but I'll still go out to play station center.

I was an ajebo but I still run street small. And for my house na me stubborn pass , disturb my parents, and na me talk girl issues pass. But las las I'll be 21 next week but am still a virgin. lol i wonder how come about that miracle. And now na me humble pass for house lol.
RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 1:31am On Apr 29, 2020
Op don't complain about her to ur wife oo. What if that's not what she meant? what if she's innocent. Don't put enmity between them. that's if they're not in this together
RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 1:24am On Apr 29, 2020
ABINTUK:
The guy ado ndisime. Yak ndi.
grin
ABINTUK:
The guy ado ndisime. Yak ndi.
Kpong anye. e yemi nie iwod
RomanceRe: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by Kryptonvinyl(m): 1:23am On Apr 29, 2020
Oga have u wondered why ur wife goes out EVERYDAY?
Better don't fall for it. Before we start hearing news on this Nairaland cuz las las na this same Nairaland we go hear the story
CrimeRe: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by Kryptonvinyl(m): 10:25am On Apr 27, 2020
iamadonis2:
This is not because of the lockdown. Men from Akwa Ibom have an annoying reputation of sleeping with their daughters.

I have personally had an experience with an Anang man who almost killed my Brother for wooing his daughter. We thought it was the normal fatherly protection until a big fight ensued on morning and the girl screamed his bad acts for the entire street to hear.

She was 22 at the time, ran away from home, and father left the rest of the family - a wife and two sons.
Oga have sense. Have u not heard of these kinda cases in other states? Why must u bring tribalism into this matter
SportsRe: Daniel Amokachi: I Slept At T.B Joshua’s Church For Weeks, Got No Miracle by Kryptonvinyl(m): 3:27am On Apr 26, 2020
My own is

*Don't believe in Miracles and Healings*

Just believe in God, that he exists, that he's ur savior, that if u do good he's gonna save u when he comes back.
Do NOT believe in a pastor that prophesies and heals
PoliticsRe: Why Are Nigerians Still So Poor? by Kryptonvinyl(m): 11:51am On Apr 23, 2020
PericomaNwankwo:
Poor because the government have refused to do its job.

Poor because the people have a low Human Development Index which is very evident in their choice of leaders, their inability to act like a nation with a common purpose and revolt when needed, but in Nigeria, people are okay with a bad leader because he is from their region.

Poor because even the little effort of the citizens are not compensated from the government due to its inability to put up a "at least basic infrastructure".

Poor because the people are as bad as their leaders. I always maintain that leaders were once part of the people and when the people are good, it becomes easier to elect good leaders because leaders are elected from the populace.

Poor because they have refused to empower its people. If they had given loans to the southerners to do their business and gave them the same benefit they gave others, we won't cry against RUGA because every tribe have what they are known for. In Igbo: " ndi owuna were ihe ha ji biri".
This country should never have been amalgamated. I wonder why it happened. The northeners know what they stand to lose if the country is separated and they don't want that

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