Well, the op said some truth to some extent but its no news that human behaviour can be somewhat 'random', and trying to enclose that randomness in a 'container' or 'closed system' with some list of 'why you think they act in certain ways' can be atimes-- misleading..

In other words, ladies, a guy might like you but still do the opposite of what the op said. There is a reason why everyone has 'instincts' or should i say 'gut-feeling'.. The truth is------ When a guy likes you, you will know and feel it, you need not prophet Elijah to tell you..

Still, nice one op!!

lrguru: OP, if u guys are lookin for child after some yrs (GOD forbid) and she eventually gets pregnant mysteriously, simply cos u or ur family members are of the opinion that she cant give u a child, i beg u to do a DNA to ascertain the paternity of the child, since the child could prolly be comin from another man, of if u cant do that, watch the child closely when its born, and i bet u will be so shocked.


OP, just tell her to confess every other thing she has not told u or has lied to u about, and she should promise that henceforth, no more lies. DO NOT DIVORCE HER. Its against GOD'S word


Ladies should learn from this. Never lie about ur virginity, u have sinned, and wht u need do is ask for GOD'S forgiveness, and do not hide it from ur future spouse, else u'll be damned (u are only fairly used and should go for half ur original price).

" (u are only fairly used and should go for half ur original price). " ... Haha!! This line is hilarious..

This guy is crazy mehn!!!

OP, so you mean the first three words one see's, describes him or her? ****yimu**** Una wan start this year with these things again shey?


Anyway------- Cool, special and hopeful !!

I swear nothing comes close to this song in terms of being the right candidate when in the mood.

Bruno Mars----- Gorilla .. .. Thank me later!!

Reincarnated:

As e no dey new year for my side nko

Make I begin cry?

Thanks waxdude and dre!! Happy new year to you guys too. May this bring something new in your lives!!!

Live updates:::

Judging by the activities going on here, i suspect the-same to happening across other parts of naija..

Advice to ladies:::: Walk carefully and be cautious of any lit object. I have seen what knock-out can do to someone either physically or other wise, mentally.. There was this lady whose left n.ipple was chopped off by a knock-out thrown towards her direction--- ok just kidding..

Now, if you see any lit object, just lay low, i repeat 'lay low', as in --- lie down flat.. If you have a hard time understandng what 'FLAT' means, then click on ochon's profile, look at his head and imitate what you see there..

Live updates::::

Rockets, knock-out sticks and portables missiles flying everywhere--- left, right and center.. Its really dangerous out there..

When going out in such desperate times, all you need for body protection against random missiles is just ----->> rein's 15th century finely knitted custom made - "mother theresa sweater" and you'll be fine..

Live updates:::::

Knock-out everywhere.. Noise just colonize almost everywhere like wetin pimples been do Elikem face.. I just pity girls sha, cos no hiding place for them. Not even Njoku's hairy ear can serve as shelter.. Highest, knock-out go just roast the guy hairy ear like burning bush for bible..

Live updates::

Whaaaaaaaaaaatttttt? Waffi boys dey vex oooo.. Shooor!! See as one judas just lauch one rocket from ground like those al-queda militants. As the thing rise with the famous ***** buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-suuuuuuuurrrrrr*** noise near where i camp ehn, no be person tell me to lie down flat like "ochon glass head"!!!

Live updates:::

Chineke!! E get one rocket wey person here dey shoot ehn.. That one na correct pump action. **crooook and ***gbooooooooom*** the bullet comes out..

This might be a knock-out or banga like we call it, but trust me when i say its military grade.. Even rein's chukwu aghala'm will succumb to this bad-asss when both giants make an impact..

Bored.. This catarrh no go let person sleep.. Shooor!!

GARRI FM--- LIVE - UPDATES:

Oh boy!! These boys no go kill person with knock-out and rockets sha..

Dem just colonize sky with different sounds coming from of-course, rockets, since 12am, non stop..

Psychedelia: Hey guys.

As we reach the final minutes of the year, and as my extended family assembles downstairs to say our last rosary for 2013, I'm seizing this opportunity to express my gratitude to you all for allowing us cross paths.
Thank you all for making my first year on Nairaland (first 'proper' year on Nairaland) a memorable one filled with smiles, laughs, funny fights, GIFs and lovable friends.

Thank you for the memories.

Sincerely yours,
Psychedelia.

The feeling is mutual..

Happy new year!!

** first post of 2014** .. Oh boy, see achievement ..

Reincarnated:


***yimu***

Where your own first? Sharply I dey go out

Oya go out, when you come back you upload ..

If i don sleep by then, then i go listen to am tomorrow!!!

lertee:
On me koo,on me ni...




I did really,i don jonze shey.

Lol.. Lertee, don mind me jare.. I was just messing around..

The VN was just a stunt.. .

Reincarnated:

So spade go use another igbo word describe me ba

Where your own first?

Lmao! U dey fear?

Upload joor!!

Reincarnated:


LOL see this one

That shoe dey for special occasions. Make pikin no fit wear am all the time for regular outing you feel me?

Na normal shoe I dey wear

Taaaaa!!

The way that shoe long ehn, i still dey wonder how you take compress the size to less than 200kb.

If you wear that long shoe comot this night, i swear E go first you enter new year.. Your time go dey read 11;30pm while chukwu aghala'm already dey Jan 1st..

**picks race***

This nonsense ucweb doesnt show bolded comments.. If i use opera now, gifs and kiss emoticon no go display in motion..

Time to consult google abeg.. I no fit shout..

lertee:
I heard cesc fabregas then like 'what's up everyone' a voice similar to the football commentary.

Oh dear, did you follow my instructions?

Reincarnated:

See ur face . Na so your new year's eve dry ??

E no dry at all!!

upload vn for yoruba na.. Make i laugh your accent as you struggle with the words..

Reincarnated:

Bolded: what's this one saying?


I dey oh. I dey go out soon with friends. New year tinzzz.

E good, flex wella..

Na chukwu aghala'm you wan wear comot?

ochon: Thunder fire you LIpsy for wasting my MB

Lol.. Iddiot, follow the instructions i gave lertee and listen.

. I just wan flex my computer skills small!!

lertee:

Was that jetlee talking?
Even if we don't speak hausa,we can differentiate it when we hear it. Try another joke

No that was me.. I broke the amr file format into two sub-sections.. When you play it for the first time, you'll hear a football commentary.. You have to play it 3 times, the third time, you'll hear my voice..

Sorry for the stress!!

Kslib: Ok!! Lemme lead the way!!

Vn in hausa below!!!

Those who downloaded be like "My mb ooooooooooooooooooooooo" ..

Kwwwwaaaaa!!!

Old roger?

How far?

ochon:

LMAO... That meme tire me I swear. . I though the epistle was dry, na wa o, I didn't know I tired . I was LMAO while writing it

Are you kidding? It was nice..

You try wella, save for the part where you attacked me, your god!! .. Anyway, I forgive your flat, glass-table shaped head sha..