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LMAO!! . Na only one criteria you wan make I get ni? . Them plenty na, better get ready to get used to that "encyclopedia britania"

You like better thing sha!!!

Erm, na only to type dictionary+bibile as update 'lenght-wise' you sabi.. You and girls drag for motor and you still no see space enter.. .. power you no get..

**picks race and hides at the dark hairy bushes protruding from Njoku's ear***

ochon: LOL. The thing don tire me after reading your update. That mentality ain't gonna change anything for real especially tech-wise. Our past leaders contributed immensely to that negative cause.

Werey!!.. My update no long pass SOM's own. It's a lil bit long

Da fuq? Just read yours!!!! I swear you have a problem!!

Just when i managed to painfully survive that encyclopedia britania you call and update, something caught my attention..

"WILL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE REST CRITERIAS" ... Da fuq? . So that epistle aint enough?

. Abeg you need help jare..

ochon: LOL!!. Nice update papa ostrich. Enjoyed your last diary update. The line about "What most students of now want is-to go to school,graduate,get a job,marry,Bleep, born
pikin, grow old and die and most importantly "go to
heaven"" made me ROTFL . You are cray!!

Walahi ochon, the thing tire me ooo.. The cycle just keeps re-occuring.. I just wonder when that mentality go change in a country where much work tech-wise is needed to move foward!!

Na for lappy i go read that your ostrichly-giraffed update cos I no wan hook my phone.. **phew**

waxdude: Aje what?...abegi...uwc anywayz......pic goin down now,

@kslib shey u don hear d VN abi

Yep!! It was good!!

Wax, thanks for the S/O..

Psychedelia:

You don finish?

Shey na you wey dey dress like pesin who recently raided a kiddies' apparel store dey talk.
With okada man headwarmer and grannie's favorite sweater, come pose like pesin wey don lost im house key.

You sabi wetin we dey call those two monsters wey you carry for leg? "Chukwu Aghala'm"

oh boy!!!

Reincarnated: Taaa make i hear say I dobale for the picture. It's just der. He over used effect to make his face fresh. Hin suit con be like say the thing sef don experience hin fair share of slavery. And yet, he abuses Melvin

.......

Spade----- Nice. You look good!! The wait worth am..

You look like my school boy--- eghosa.

1-1.. Now we are evn..

ochon: PoisonousRat, goodu one


drive traffic, make us wait and then disappear into thin air? . The oldest trick in the book, a trick once used by me on these peasants . How could I have fallen for it. Smh

Anyways, have fun guys, no pic this night


So Agbgift and others(waxdude) and co, drop the VNs abeg, this night shouldn't be wasted

KsliP, drop VN in hausa fast.

I for do am in my hausa accent BUt others wont co-opearte, so I wont!!!

.. Seeen!!! Oh boy--- see fine boy!!!!

The wait was worth it jare.. Niceeeeeee!!!!

Imanuelle: Shebi na one jealous bb user first go sabo us for twitter

Lol.. After, some people keep wondering why this country aint progressing in some aspects.. How E go progress when iddiots who are supposed to be united dey 'badu belle' thier fellow country men for something as little as ' Internet data consumption'..

That was how some mumu bb users were boiling with frustration when Bbm became available to Android users--- as if thier papa fit make 'sim card'..

dahdah: C WETIN ANDROID USERS CAUSE BB USERS, ETIZALAT NO B MUMU

How android users take cause am? .. Na Bb users papa get etisalat?

Who knows? Maybe eti allowed their BB monthly 3gig to work on non bb devices just to assertain how thirsty Nigerians are for data and I guess they now know how really thirsty we are for --- DATA..

Etisalat management be like "Those fuuckin Nigerians have no option than to complain as usual and later suscribe at the new price"...

I dont blame them sha.. I blame Nigerians for allowing these fuccking Operators to get away with fooling us.. Those calling on 'NCC', una go wait tire.. Do we even have any fucking NCC in this country sef? If we have, what is their bleeping job? Have they ever, even for once, done something about the numerous complains?

Guess what will happen? Highest, this topic gets to FP---- people complain and call on NCC as usual, then later, everyone goes ahead to suscribe, then move-on.. The same cycle keeps repeating itself.. After all, we are Nigerians----- suffering and smiling..

safarigirl: my brother body dey cloth o. Honestly, we need to unite to bench Ideye

Lol @ unite.. No worry, I sure say keshi go drop am--- world cup is not child's play.. Well, i hope so..

ochon: Sharap, LIPsy

I led the way during the xmas VNs, so lead the way this time around

Oya lead the way again jare.. Shey you said you are King? ..

Oya!!

sholasholala: Ye...eee...sss tha tha tha thats true

Lmao!! I like your sense of humor. Impressive..

You have another moniker here right? Erm, its ok--- feel free to deny!!!

ochon: LOL. You go first

Upload jare!! .. Come-on, its no biggy joor!!

safarigirl: long time, how you dey?

E be like say------> Ideye'is to you, what 'TOM' is to 'Jerry'.. .. Abeg pity am na.. Anyway , I share the-same sentiments with you towards 'Ideye' sha..

Longest time.. I dey fine jare.. How body?

Hmmn!!!

Erm op, i think your phone is angry with you.. When last did you load recharge card?

safarigirl: thd bros is even looking forward to a second outing in Brazil. Chai! We don suffer, instead of him to do the honorable thing and take leave so that he can apply at Iheanacho's academy where he will receive better training on how to kick a ball into a net. Supersport even try to dey call am striker, the last time he struck something, it was a ladle to a pot when he was preparing the Egusi for his wife.

"the last time he struck something, it was a ladle to a pot when he was preparing the Egusi for his wife."----- lmfao!!!

Mina98: Kids also want to fall in luv instead of concerntrating on meaning things . Msheew

@bolded,--- Erm Aunty adult, I dont think you're setting a good example for the kids..

dre11: hum!
Tell me sometin

lol. You know say na true..

Later-- have something to work on!!