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dre11: great grand son how you dey too
u no dey respect elders at all, not until i greet you before you respond
SMH for this child

***yimu**

You no flirt this night again ni?

Reincarnated: I just emailed her. Thanks for the info.

Want to email her too, but I don want her to start having those feelings for me she's trying to suppress.. I no want me she force-elope with me like indian film..

Toxy dear, The fire of the love both you and your spouse have for each-other will continue burning even in the 'Wind'.. wish you the best dear!!

Reincarnated: Bwuahahahahhahahahahahahaha omo.. Naija mehn. . I just remembered we have the hausa version of Old Roger and that's the one I can remember.

Roger don die dem put am 4 ground...mmm aaah..put am 4 ground. Dey plant am 4 dagoyaro on top in head..mmm aaah on top in head. Kai dagoyaro grow kon get am pikin...mmm aaah get am pikin. Kai harmattan ron com con blow am pikin..mmm aaah blow am pikin.....

Bwahahahaaahahaaha!!! Lwkmd!! I swear i don laff tire.. That roger song dey crack me up badly mehn, esp the chorus that follows each line--- mmm aah ***then the repitition of the last words** lmao!!

Dogonyaro tree(Neem) is very popular in the north.. No wonder dem use am for old roger..

dre11: Reinc, Kslib and Superflakie
how una dey and how una side?

Daddy!! I dey oooo.. I been wan holla b4 i see this sef.. My phone processor dey slow me down..

So how market na?

Psychedelia: No, na around 10:00PM.
I nor tell una say 28th na my sis' wedding day? When I for don go there, cart away some booze and drink myself senseless, I go now get enough liver to post the pishuuurrrr.

Ok na!! Make sure say you dey drunk when reading the comments that will follow..

after keeping us waiting for days, you better be looking like the bible decribed lucifer in terms of looks--- Else... **ok till then**

Reincarnated: LMFAOOO at Old roger.

For the rest..

The name fit you die..

Old roger!!

Reincarnated: BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Lipsy, your attention is really needed here

Bia old roger, mechonu dia.. Indiara .. See ehn, just fimilie ejoor !! Ekwensu number one.. Oloriburuku..







.. What did i just say? I have no idea!! Know only a few amongst them.. Rein oloriburuku ,ekwensu!!

waxdude: hmmm kslib...ur attention is really needed there

I know say na for this kain one dem dey everly see you!!

ochon: LMAO .. She's mama ostrich repping the females . She writes long àss updates but they are worth reading. Totally enoyed it.


Good morning E-fam. How are y'all doing. Hope y'all didn't loose a tooth from slugging it out in the national stadium's boxing ring? . Y'all have a stress-free day ahead.


Erm, spadey ma nigga . How your end na?. It's just a day more. Bia nwoke, I don't wanna miss your pic. So you better drop time when the shít will be going down or PM it to me like you suggested earlier or better still leave it up on your profile like kwasia reinc for one full day. I swear, I'll cause a revolution on NL if I don't see your pic . This your pic that made you get a sony digital camera as a "GIFT". . I must see this nigga that SOM is addicted to.


A few tips:
1. if you have peasant reinc's "rain boot-like" timbs , better edit it out before he descends on you with "I knew he's a village boy".

2. If your LIPS are as large and heavy laden as that of ksLIP , do the "needful" and photokiosk it before LIPsy transfers the title to you.

3. If your head warmer resembles that of reinc, used in mixing cement , you better snap with a ney york yankee's cap, before reinc go ham on your ass

4. If you got bush and yet scanty iroko-tall EARBROWS like njoku , hehehehe... I don't need to tell you what to do.


Make that pic classy biko, niggas and wivez are all waiting.

@ Number 2.. Urrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

click2cbn: Ur attention is needed here

https://www.nairaland.com/1570468/8-post-e-crush-letters-here#20490772

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Erm, hmmmmn!! I checked the profile and it was registered since 2007 with only few posts(only 7) for that matter.. I believe that person has another moniker. And why is the thread in jokes section? .

Who is this mystery person? . Reveal yourself.

suleiman16: HOW TO KNOW YOU ARE A WOWO GIRL:

#1. Wowo girls will tag 100 people in a
picture of herself and get 2 likes, probably
from her friends family members.

#2. When a group of girls wanna take a
picture, they hand over the camera to u.

#3. If no guy has ever paid your transport
fare in a public bus, then you have to do
something about your looks.

#4. Whenever there is drama rehearsal in
your church, they always select you to play
the role of a witch, vampire or demon.

Add yours pls...

Lol. OP you are wicked!!

Ok nah!! So na when 2013 wan end, everybody begin confess..

***spreads mat***

sweet-tease:
I knew d problem before i clicked on this thread and you just confirmed it - You are a very nice guy. Its okay to be nice but don't be very nice. Start learning how to care less.

Thank you!! I initially wanted to bold the part he said "HE IS A VERY VERY NICE GUY", but decided to read what people had to say before replying..

Erm @OP, sweet has said it all.. Read what she said again carefully, therein lies your solution.. No time for too much grammar..

Ok na!! The next thing, this will make frontpage with the caption----- "LETTER TO HER "YET TO MEET" HUSBAND"..

***following**

@Op, I admire your courage.. .. You are really a 'go getter'. Erm, other ladies should learn from this brave girl. Ladies, I think its time to start opening threads to do what this girl did.. Come-on, it wont kill you,it'll just make your more adorable and confident***dodges bullet**

Erm, as for you---- the group of 'so-called' matured people who at my best bet are only mature due to the number of years spent on earth and not how they reason like the supposed adults they calim to be, who use the slightest of chances to call people kids even when unnecessary, I have a question for you-------- Weren't y ou once kids?
You claim to be adults but reason like 'KIDS'.. Smh!!!

Reincarnated: LMFAOOOOOOO what a fool. Hin still dey wait for Tabh after spending the whole day talking to c'est qui.

Ladies, and u call me a flirt

You dey craze!!! Msheeeeew!!!!

Evil person!!

Oya ochon tell me what you wanted to tell me that time.. You can modify if you want.. Oya!!

**aproko things***

ninnyanny: let's do that tomorrow,I'm sleepy.

Ok!! Dont count on it tomorrow sha!!

Sleep tight!!

waxdude: i knw, buh u hv to upload d pic again

Ah!! I cant abeg..

You don see me before na..

ninnyanny: VN going down

Ah han!! Where is the VN.. Why take it down so soon?

waxdude: yeah right, ,make u laff me die abi, meanwhile upload ur pic again

@ ninnyanny u too

No.. I no go laff!! We 're just catching fun jare!! .. Upload!!

quick abeg, i wan go bath and its late!!!

ninnyanny: lol...thanks boo...we r keeping it christian bro,neva forget that....and u are so handsome!

Dont worry, it wont come to that stage where you'll need to 'bible-zone' me.. Tenk!

Ok your VN!!!

waxdude: Hmmmm wit all dis VN I dey hear, see pple wit nice voice , evn dre turn ochon to akwa ibom man..lolz

Erm, upload your VN na.. You wan make I ban you from this place?

ninnyanny: mine is going down too

Seen.. Cute..

Like your eyes and lips(no fishy intentions intended)!!

Erm, ninnny its going down ooo!!

ninnyanny: ok

Its up!! Abeg view sharp sharp!!

Forget under my left eye .. Was sweating after excercising .. Nt recent though!!

C'est moi:
You this guy eh.I'm through with what I was watching.It's crystal clear that I chose the movie over chatting with you or you,yourself.Smh

OK madam, i hear you!!

ninnyanny: ok

Ucweb is giving me problems.. Lemme switch to operamini..

**just a sec**

C'est moi:
*yimu back*....that reply was typed in a rush....didn't proofread and omitted somethings sha.Wanted to get back to what I was watching.Dream of you? Don't you just wish

Are not watchin what you wanted to watch again?.. Oh i forgot, she wants me more than the movie..

Erm. I wasnt expecting you to agree about dreaming of me though!!

ninnyanny: no deal

Why na!! Ok!! Lemme look for one and upload!!

dre11: so, waiting for people to clap at the phoool you just wrote down
you deserve a

Pls and pls---- Next time ehn,
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