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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]You're the only colour palette I need for your portrait,
The reason that I'm painting
I need to find you
I got to find you.

Love yours. It's unique [/color]

No behave yourself ?
Make ella.b catch you first?
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U dey here dey woo robot..
All izz well!

Cathaliya: where is your ''all iz well'' ?

Lol.. You again?
I dont use it always na..
I use it 99.9% times out of a 100:
All izz well!

Kingsley Jay: LMAO!
So now dat u aff achieved ur aim
"How dyu feel" ?

I feel de-hydrated,walahi..
Guess the nyash was stronger than i expected..
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All izz well!

Na so so nyash dem dey touch here?..
I had to endure 3good pages of nyash touching,but i cant endure no-more..
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*looks left*, *looks right*
*runs and touches nyash*
*goes back,squeezes it hard and slaps it*
*goes back to seat and pretends nothing happened*
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So all of una dey fear to like the OP post cos una know say sexkillz fit use im power as MOD take know who like am shey?..
No wahala...
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All izz well!

ghananotnaija: Nigerians are to blame for their greed and inhumanity towards their fellows. Which sane country would let Nigerians in? Naija Must Go!

Mumu!!!..
There can only be one "MUST GO",and thats ghana...
GHANA MUST GO... Lmao!!!!!

R..I..P
Young girls should learn from this; Its not always better on the other side.. The fact that Nigeria is currently facing turbulence doesnt mean any country out there,is better than Naija..
Its not a must to travel outside.. Learn to be content and stop looking for shortcuts cos you feel your bosoms,pussy and asss can always sway good things your way without you working for it..
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Once again,R..I..P
All izz well!

What da hell?
Mental disorder of the highest order..
This mad man wan use im mental disorder take bring bad market for action games/movies...
All izz well!

god_of_music: He he he he!!! Magic! Lol

Magic ke? I know how,but i just been dey pull ya legs..lol
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All izz well!

I kuku trust people wey no get MB to watch o start saying "wow" "end time dance"..
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All izz well!

EatmyShorts: I'll take her to my Church for Private Prayers.

Pastor MarcAnthony

Pastor!! Pastor!!!
Na una dey enjoy nowadays ooo.. Make una dey remain small kpomo for members oo.. Remember,there is love in sharing..

slimfredo: so later dat evening she text me and wen i saw her message i tot it was gona b something like (hey fred tanxz for today god bless you) but i saw (goodevening dear i just wana tel u ddat i love u so much and i want us to date now) yestaday she called me dat she wana buy a fone techno for 35k and she only have to 10k so she ask me to give her 25k.. so my problem is dat is she coming just d money or is it just a coencidence dat she wana buy fone now.................. kind advice plsss frenz!!!......

Haba!! Op,pull your shoes,dust them and pick race cos that lady will suck you dry like kpekere(plantian chips)..
Ewoooh,some girls sef ehn... *shakes head*
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All izz well!

flolancracker: ^this line was googled truss me..

Lmao!!!
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Don worry guys,by 2020,we shall get there...lol
*shakes head*
Nigeria,how did we get to this level?
All izz well!

Smartie gurl: Left for me, I'm not looking for a perfect man, after all paragon does not really exist yet there are certain qualities i desire from a man. A [color=pink]man of integrity[/color], someone who is responsible and gentle I kinda despise possessive and authoritatic men, not that he should be effeminate but at least he should respect ma own decision as his partner in life. I will rather stay on ma own than to meddle with a man who smoke or anything addicted to liquor neither will i dine with a man who is a CULTIST( this i detest so much) as for a stingy man who believes only in taking care of himself, lolzz, i berra take to ma heels.

I love hardworking,[color=olive]understanding[/color] generous and an enduring man who will understand that the world is not a bed of roses. A man who raises hands on his partner for any damn reason....godamn you!! I will will detest you to the core. I would rather not get married than to marry and be messed around with a one i call my man.

Above all, i love a God fearing and understanding man Drop yours...

Lmao!!! Women like list sha..
You like better thing sha..
Each colour represents a quality..
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All izz well sha!!

Analytical
Trustworthy
Self-Assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that
which is of high quality and durable.
Consequently, you like to surround yourself
with little "gems," which you discover
wherever they are overlooked by others.
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life.
You have found your own personal style,
which is elegant and exclusive, free from
the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon
which you base your life, is cultured
pleasure. You value a certain level of culture
on the part of the people with whom you
associate.

god_of_music: Geeeeeez!!! Lmao! I don't even know why i'm laughing!!!

*puts hands on head*
How did you find this thread...lol
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All izz well!

Mariarocks: WTF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAH! I swear na only this line I don read.
Abeg quote me... You don mistaking me for another person. I NEVER was eager to see what she wore. All I was saying was people should upload pics when MARIA AND BOLT COME ON STAGE!!

OH BWOII

Ok,sorry,maybe i over-described how badly you wanted to see maria and her dress,but there was something feminine about you and your eagerness to not just see maria, but also her fashion...
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I cant really say "this is what you said that day",but the summary of what i could gather from the feel/touch your post carried that day,suggests that you had some sorta connection with her fashion..
I have forgotten if it was in your request to see Maria OR after you saw maria and her dress BUT the bottom line is,you had that feminine touch/connection with maria/her fashion sense..
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##my eye wan fall##
##abeg nake we just leave am here today..lol###
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All izz well!

Mariarocks: WTF are you saying. And what will cause him to be this way??

So you trynna say my guy thought/rethunk for 91 days...and still counting
Haba! How many times did people in the house ask him who he had feelings for and how many times did he give such an unbelievably dull answer.
This is not a question you have to give so much thought into. If you have feelings for someone, talk! Make it clear and stop making it seem as if if you say so, the world will come crashing down.. Mehn life is short to be doing stuff like this. Live your life gaddamit and stop evaluating every single gaddamn thing.

...ohhh is this a phone...hmm it might be an ipod...should I touch it....neh lemme just wait to see if it rings...but wait oh....ipods do have ringtones....hmmm what shall i do....should I pick it up or not??
I mean what the fuuuckkk. Such an unenjoyable complex way to live your life. Evaluating every shiit you do...how him head never burst?

The way he handled the Maria situation just made me mad. The girl now came out and had to start dealing with the mess he created. He needs to just chill and realize that overthinking stuff sometimes doesn't just work.

My guy needs to free

Atleast,now you agree with me that he aint gat no low self esteem issues/lack of confidence..
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Well,as for the rest part of your post,its entirely left for Melvin to start being too open and less secretive BUT i wont hold it against him cos some people esp Introverts are just like that in nature..
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Lastly,melvin didnt create any mess for Maria.. Is it his fault that she liked him?
Is it his fault that the Mellish's wanted him to hook up with dillish rather than Maria?
Which mess did he create? What mess? What type of mess?
Inshort, who mess the mess? Melvin,Maria or Mellish's?
I guess we all know the answer..
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Time don reach for sleep..lol
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All izz well!

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lwkm. No mind am.[/color]

You dey mind her?..lol
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ItsModella: corrected

Lol..
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I remember the day of the grand finale,mariarocks was very eager to see what maria wore,she was very anxious to see how fashionable maria dressed..
Now,i ask "What kind of dude gets so excited about a lady's dress"?
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Hey,make no mistake cos its not like i'm trying to say guys dont like it when ladies dress sexy,fashinable,e..t..c,but there was definately something feminine about @mariarocks's eagerness to see maria's dress and how excited she(mariarocks) was when @Anderush posted the pics..
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Walahi,@Mariarocks na Girl...
If by any miracle,she happens to be a guy,then she is definately gay...
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All izz well!

Mariarocks: Fantasies about somebody? LOOOL! I don't do fantasies.

Nah.. when people see Mariarocks, they automatically think towards being female so I bet anything when I actually started posting, you thought I was female. But as time progressed, you started getting confused due to my writing style. Some still adhered to the notion I was female, some concluded I was male and some just cannot make a decision. I knew this was gonna be an issue from the beginning which is why I eventually signed up with the name Mariarocks. So to correct your statement, YES INFACT, I AM GOOD LIKE THAT

Oh and Maria does Rock btw

Geez @the bolded...
This girl can lie...
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All izz well sha!

Mariarocks: Rephrase. He has a characteristic that depicts low self esteem which is his lack of confidence.

How does being too "self conscious", automatically translates into having "low self esteem"/lacking confidence?..
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People are different.. Some people are open like a book and can tell you everything about their life without blinking an eye/thinking twice, while some people are very calculative and think before they speak cos they dont wanna give out too much details(introverts)..
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Melvin is an introvert, and introverts are observers who calculate/think/re-think before talking especially when the issue at hand is sensitive..
When an introvert doesnt wanna give out too much info, and he/she is being bombarded with too many questions and has little/short time to think/calculate before giving an answer,the only escape route is too give answers that are not too "staight-forward",but at thesame time,answers the question bein asked...
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All izz well!

Mariarocks: He fumbles at almost every hard decision he has to make.

It still doesnt provide any missing link btw having low esteem and being to conscious(avoiding straigh-forward answers)..
Well,atleast you were honest enough to admit the "hard decision" part..
When you see someone with low self esteem,you'll know.. They way they act,the words they speak and how they reason..
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Melvin has low self esteem? Big NO!!!
Melvin is too conscious/doesnt wanna let his guard down cos he has phobia for controversies and doesnt like people knowing too much about his personal life? Big YES!!!
Melvin finding it hard to express himelf atimes with words,BIG YES!!
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All izz well!

Mariarocks: I TELL YOU!!!!

Didn't he say that he had low self esteem at one point?

I swear I am starting to believe it.

What does having low self esteem has to do with stylishly avoiding giving straight-forward answers?
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Mariarocks: I am not Maria.

YES!! NA OZIL DEY MAKE ME HIGH

Taaa Kslib go and sleep! Ahn ahn! Patience! Just wait and see

GIROUD

CAZORLA OZIL WALCOTT

ARTETA WILSHERE

SAGNA MERTERSACKER KOSCHIELNY GIBBS

SZECEZNY

DROOLING FOR DAYS

Lmao at "I'm not Maria"...
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Anyway,keep dreaming sha..lol
All izz well!

Dannyxy: @kslib,u help me díz kind of wickdness,how one team go get "bale" nd "c.ronaldo" together?diz what i call man inhumanity to man...

Abeg ooo..
D fact say we buy bale with a "jaw dropping" cash no mean say Bale na wan kain world class player ooo..
Yes,bale is a very good player but still at that,the amount we used in buying him was a "NO NO" for me..
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My team is just like every big team in Europe,nothing too special..
Out strenght/success lies on the determination of my boys to never give up.. Lol
But Bale and cr7 go destroy people sha cos those niggaz are determined folks who never give up, and having those two in attack is "Murder"..lol

Mariarocks: WTF! E dey come ARSENAL this time hehe!!! Chanting Gunners for life

Shey na Ozil wey una sign dey make you high..lol
Ancelotti ffuck up sha.. Ozil,i'll miss you so much but i have a Isco and Modric,so all izz well!
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Erm,maria,if i were you,i'll be thinking about how to qualify for champoins league next season rather hoping on winning an imaginary EPL that the Gunners wont smell this season..
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All izz well!

Dannyxy: i knw say liverpool na big threat this season,moses,swares,sturidge,gerrad etc yeh!...bt we got the "special one" so no fears...

Lol.. You no know say Jose no be the "special one" again..
He changed it to "The only one",and of Recent,he said he's now "The happy one"...
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I love Mourinho cos im head dey touch, he's fearless/ he's un-predictable just like moi.. Mourinho na evil genius just like T-Bag of prison break and me likey.. No homo..
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From The Special one-The Only One-The Happy one ..
When season finish,i sure say he go change to the "Unlucky one"..lol
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Dannyxy: guy,no pity us,EPL IS COMING HOME,YES HOME(stanford bridge)...champions league na we get am... I go do una like film trick watch nd see

Win which EPL? Lmao!!
EPL dey go Liverpool hand this season..
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Dannyxy: i jst dey pity them oh,fergie don go,dem no sign beta player,....i no be man.u fan...#chelsea f.c thinz#

Oh! My bad! I don suffer sha.. From explaining the wrong word to laughing at the wrong person.. Ewoooh..
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*scratches head* YES!!!! How market nah? Una don loose una second trophy for this season.. Lol
Thats a sign of badluck..
First to Madrid..
Second to bayern..
I pity una...
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All izz well!