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orimipe: Like stars on earth(indian)

Yes,its on my list..
Tare zameen par..
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I love that movie die..

@ginger,thanks for the shoutout. Wish you the best and all the goodies this month can produce..
May this month Ginger your swagger..
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Wow!! Nice one!!
Hope their voices will be heard sha..
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I'm patiently waiting for the NATIONAL ASSOCAITION OF ASUU VICTIMS.(NAAV)
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Gosh,i cant believe i'm saying this,but its a sign of
END TIME!! Lol..
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Churches these days are competative than our local league..
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Tolexander: Na lie.
The reason is that most nice guys don't spend money!

On the contrary,"NICE GUYS" are the ones who spend money more than the "NOT SO NICE GUYS".. They are the guys the girls classify as "mugu"..
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The "NOT SO NICE GUYS" spend money when its necessary and know they'll get something in return.
They spend cos they believe in "trade by barter" and have no intention of playing the father chrismas role to their GF's..
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The NICE GUYS on the other hand,spend money not with he intention of gaining anything back in return from the lady,but all in the name of making her happy..
They are called NICE GUYS for a reason because they agree/succumb to 99% of what their ladies ask them to do, and we all know ladies love to be financially secure,so expect them(ladies) to always take advantage of the nice guy's niceness as a means to take Hammer big time..
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Lastly,a "nice guy" will buy suya,eat the onions, and the lady eats the meat BUT a "not so nice guy" will eat the suya while the lady eats the onions, with his reason being the fact "Onions helps flatten the tummy"..
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3 idiots(indian)
My name is khan(indian)
Tare zameen par(indian .. The little boy with dyslexia)
Sweet november(hollywood)
Titanic(hollywood)
Click(hollywood)
Slum dog millionaire(indian)
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Generalmbc: Although i watched titanic a long time ago, i cant recall if i cried or not....But there is an indian film i watched recently that made me cry like a baby...the movie was soo touchin"I DONT BELIVE IN LOVE STORIES" is the title of the movie i think!

Maybe you were referring to
"I HATE LOVE STORIES"..
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Yungwizzzy: that kid was damn lucky how did he survive been electrocuted

*fear Benin pipo*

Bini pipo no dey use plane na.. If to say na bini boy,e no for suffer imself like dat..
All wetin he for need na PLANTAIN LEAF and flying permit from covoon...
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See them as usual!
Very very lazy set of people who prefer to rather swallow any garbage someone throws at them packaged with a religious label rather than sit down and reason like the humans with brains God created them to be...
Look at how the op beautifully brought out his points with valid explanations,but the best most of the religious drunk lost souls could do was to start warning him on how not to incure the wrath of God... ..........
Rather than bring out their own valid points to counter-attack that of the op's,they resorted to the cheap way of putting "fear" in his head just like they're known for..
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Deluded bunch who think sitting down,analysing,thinking hard and asking questions about things in religion/xtianity which aint clear to you automatically means 'you're incuring the wrath of God/provoking him' ...
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Godson201333: That her leg shows that she is working hard to protect her nation not like that stupid Patience wey dey always fall sick...Mumu like YOU

Does the above make any sense to you? Your brain is still fresh cos you've never used it before..
Calling you an 1diot will be an insult to all the 1diots out there cos you are far below all the 1diots in the stupidity chain. .
Lol
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After explorer don use im detective ability take hack speakthetruth down,the rest don begin fear to drop their lines.. Lol
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CFCfan,congrats man!!
You be man..... E no easy to win woman heart with burial speech..
#just kidding##
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*modified**
Ok seen

demelza: I will adopt your pretence stance.

Lol.. Pls let me know the "skills" you were referring to nah.. Help me discover it.. I might not even be aware that its in me..
Help me out.. Thanks
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We cannot categorically be sure if he's dead for sure..
Lets see what happens after the third day..
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Eyes of course na..
If i no see nyash and bosoms for 1week,i no sure say man go survive oo..
I wont blind and start kicking myself when i hear people saying "olboy,see that nyash"..
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demelza: Check the fashion mags, androgynous is in.
Considering your skills on the BBA thread, I am surprised you arent among the "wooers".

.. What skills are you talking about? Lol
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See time,una never still start?
Woo to the organisers..lol

Una don start with AFRICAN TIME shey?
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C'est moi:
im team taurus.

Nice... So you be april-may pikin..? Good one
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So na me @ella.b dey do shakara for cos i ask for her star sign?
*shakes head* girls..
I no wan even know ur sign again.. Chop am..
Lol
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demelza: Mukina2 pls ban this dude.
He's indirectly referring to you as androgynous.
Tenk.

Lmao!! So you think using big big grammar will persuade my very sweet good friend mukina2 into giving me a ban ? Lol
You need to be banned cos you just questioned her sexuality which i find very disrurbing..lol
@mukina2,this babe needs to be banned for calling you "androgynous".
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Lmao @those wooing mukina2.. Mehn,those are the real men..
Kai!! mukina2 is very tough and your wooing lines must have that military touch and a brutal finishing...

Kudos to those two veterans wooing Lieutenant mukina2 tomorrow..
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@c'est moi and ella.b,how about you guys.
Wetin una be? Gemini e..t..c

Mariarocks: Ahhh me too. July 5th as well

LOL! jks... Indeed. June 22. I always say I am a mix between gemini and cancer tho.

Good to know..
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Mariarocks: LOL! No be me d person dey ask. Na Maria's tweets I dey use give you example na.

Nah... I be cancer....hence the emotion

I know say na maria nah...
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@bolded..what a small world..
I be cancer also.. 5th july..
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Mariarocks: Ok check this. I just saw one example. Someone was like "my birthday is on the 8th of october..and your's"
Maria replied 4th
The person then said "ncoorh plz follow me back, I love you and dillish to bits. Is she a libra"

Judging from the example you gave,it might mean "well then" "in that case"..#just saying##.
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Are you also a libra? If no,then which one you be?
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Mariarocks: LOL. You never give up?
Btw what you explained is nko. The way people use this ncoorh is different. It is most definitely something that originated from the south

Ouch!! My bad.. See as i waste time dey explain the wrong word..lol
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All izz still well Sha!!

C'est moi:
is 'ncoorh' the new customized spelling for 'nko'?

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Me sef confuse when i see am but i just knew what she meant..lol
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Mariarocks: I have just stumbled upon a very annoying word people use. Please what is the meaning of "ncooorh".

I find the slang so irritating jeez

Inshort,"ncoorh" is a short pidgin word used in place of "someone else is also guilty of thesame thing"?..
Eg...
If i say "Damn,lady gaga is an hermaphrodite".. Someone can reply with "@mariarocks ncoorh"?..
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If i say "Damn! Father mark's preaching is too long].. Someone can reply with "@ostrich's long epistles ncoorh"?
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If i say "This babe is sexy".. Someone can reply with "@sexytabhi ncoorh"?
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If i say "This man has an acidic tongue".. The reply can be "@spade ncoorh"?
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If i say "This guy is mean".. The reply can "@itsmodella ncoorh"?..
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If i say "stephen love dillish alot".. The reply can be "@sholay ncoorh"?..
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If i say "safari girl loves twitter alot".. The reply can be "@ella.b ncoorh"..
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If i say "This guy has a crush on cleo".. The reply can be *looks left* *looks right* @stateofmind ncoorh?
E..t...c...
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11.. When you finally get a woman who was playing hard to get,just know that she might choke you with love..
12.. Jealous women are like MTN.. They'll follow you "everywhere you go"..
13.. When you kiss a woman and she cries with her eyes opened,just know that you need "ORAL-B" in your life and not that woman..
14.. When a woman tells you to buy her a gift worth 100,000naira when your monthly salary is only 2,500naiara,just know she's breaking up with you..
15.. If you slap your woman 3 good times,and all she says is "i love you",my guy,abeg sleep with one eye open..
16.. When a woman calls you and says "I know i have ony 1naira on my phone,but i just wanna let you knw that i love you",all she wants is recharge card..
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I think it depends on the person you're asking and most importantly,THE TIMING..
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