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When i first saw the word "bully",the first thing i did was to picture messi's height/stature and said to myself "how manage"? Who can he bully?..
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So its psychological bullying.. Hmmn,maybe people are shocked cos messi always has that innocent look coupled with the good boy image evryone knows him for..
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You need jesus(coming from the worst hypocritical sinners)..
I'm single and ready to mingle(na person papa wan mingle?)..
Yea,i always shop at shoprite(to go buy tissue paper na shopping)..
I am laffing so hard right now at my office(So even provision store don turn office.. Issokay)..
Laughing out loud(liar!! You didnt laugh)..
Just finished having dinner(even garri sef na dinner)..
Woow you look so hand some (she's just codedly telling you that you're ugly but have big hands..
I cant post much cos i'm driving right now(oga abeg specify cos even wheelbarrows are driveable and those who drive them are called drivers...
First to comment(ode,check well cos you're the fifth to)..
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owolabifunke14: At the slightest provocation tomorrow,you will be the first person to remind her that she was the one who proposed to you. I can never descend so low in my life. Marriage is not a must for every woman. I don't even understand why it should be a yardstick to measure happiness and success of a lady. Is not wise for a lady to propose to man.

I agree with you on "Marriage is not a must for everyone and shouldnt be used as a yardstick to measure happiness" BUT what i find somehow is you saying[b]"A woman who does that,has no pride"[/b]...
People are different and so is what we can/cant do in the name of pride.. What Mrs A finds so easy to do might be very hard for Mrs B to do,so like i said "people are diff" and the fact that some are "go getters" doesnt necessarily make others better than them OR automatically translates into them having no pride..
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Men are different and its not every man that will rub it on your face that you proposed first to him.. A man in his right sense wouldnt say that, and thats more of a reason why women propose to men whom they've studied and finally decided that this man is worth taking the big step for..
Personally,i wouldnt want a woman to propose to me but wouldnt mind a woman asking me out..
Besides,i think the OP was asked out and not proposed marriage to..
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cech nice job

nikkyshyne: Bla bla bla...What does the naija woman tummy got to do with this now? Are their oesophagus equally big to accomodate such food item? When it isn't a Vag***

Bla bla bla..
Must you quote what you dont understand? ..
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owolabifunke14: Op for ur mind u dey feel like C,Ronaldo. That lady of urs has no pride left in her. I can't imagine myself proposing a guy. Imagine how u brought it forth to this forum,do u know that the lady might be member here? How do think she would feel seeing this your post? She's not a real girl. Angels don't propose to men.

The fact that the lady is "a go getter" who went for what she wanted without forming nonsense like most ladies do(you inclusive) doesnt make you more of a woman than she is..
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Thats the same pride most ladies have/will continue to use to make themselves single at 40 and later realise the true meaning of "pride" after they've grown white hairs all-over and have only a male dog/cat to call "my other half"..
Pride ko,bread ni...
*smh*..
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demelza: Guys, can you see proof why you should buy your girlfriends tablets, lumias, ipods or phones with Qwerty keyboards?
It would be pretty difficult swallowing those compared with this 3310 the girl had.
A word is enough........

lol.. Naija girls are an exception cos their tummy can collect almost anything..lol
Next time when you go out,just notice the tummy of 99% of the naija girls you see.. You will be shocked to notice that it looks like most of them have swallowed an Hp latop and a portable printer by default..
How they manage to swallow it still amazes me..
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@OP,is the lady a Nigerian?
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marvelck: Is it right for a married lady to approach or go to her ex boyfriend for financial assistance, when things are tough for her husband? It's just like a case of trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake up!

You've answered nah.. So in that case,THREAD CLOSED
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The fake soldier looks like Gordons..
Could it be him?
@op,do you watch Nigerian comedy? If No,then i think its Gordons judging from the side pic you posted OR it could be his brother.. #just saying##
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Dankylove: Couple of years back after keeping my Virginity as a Morally sound & Brilliant Young TEEN but was lost to a Strange Girl after my High School at Nineteen(19).
Before then,there were High school Pressure especially when u'r the guru of the Class.
i Noticed that my first 'Release' was actually Blood.is this a way of ascertaining a Man's Hymen is Lost?

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Whaaat? Bloood? Better visit a doctor ASAP....
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The hymen part got me sha...
https://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg88/elatadexico/2012/112012/conan-rofl.gif

Women like better thing nah..
Every woman will love to have "ready made" rather than "okrika" cos women,just like men, love good things and a "ready made man" just happen to be one of those good things...
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@op,to me,this your question is "rhetorical" cos i dont see any normal woman who wont like to have a ready made man OR wish her current okrika man will become ready made one day..
Maybe you should ask "Why most ladies dont like supporting/staying with their okrika man before he becomes "ready made"?..
Well,maybe the bolded is what you were trying to ask but put it the wrong way.
##just saying##
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C'est moi:
lol...i dey kampe.la miss de u le too.

No p..
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So after killing people's kids for causing you or anyone no harm directly/indirectly,the fat fool still went ahead to sentence their parents to "forced labour"..
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It will be very unfair if nature just allows this guy to die without making him die painfully and slowly..
Bastard..**spits on his grave in advance**
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C'est moi:
lol

@c'est,le how de far nah?
Kai!! La moi la miss de u guys sha.. ** la wipes le tears**
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dimples*:
La shoosh ya la mouthe

La moi no go le "shoosh ma mouthe" cos me le know wetin mela talk...
Oke,le you de also guilty of de crime shey? Lol,la no wonder..
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Belmot: :PTais-toi

Nah!! La moi no go tais toi..
La you suppose tais tois cos you le guilty..
*La msheeeeeew*
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La me la laugh when la moi de see people who la use la online translator to de come de la form say de know how to de speak la french...
La moi la hail una...
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La haba!!!
La Nigeriana la people neva la learn tu speak la indigenous la language la finish and tu people wan includo la francias for la jamb tu next year?
Tu misnister la confused walahi..
La students la writing french nxt year de jamb la confused also..
Inshorte,la Nigeria la people la confused..
Everything,la confuscado...
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*La shake la my head*
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The title of this thread is mis-leading...
The "demands" used in the title made it look like a forceful request..
I think "begs" should be the right word..
##just saying##
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R..I..P innocent one..
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I just hope say no be the snake dey train the boy all in the hope of waiting for the right time when the boy's bones and flesh is mature enough for swallowing..
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Valeree: U never start sef, even with a woman that is a full time house wife, if u ever go broke for a long time, u will start to notice some funny behaviours, it may take her time to understand dat u don't have, as she may start getting ideas dat u are seeing anoda woman dat is diverting ur attention from ur family. Is it not better for ur wife to be earning more than the husband than earning nothing at all, there is never a time money won't be needed in the family. All dis ur reasons is not enough sir, and wat if after u married her and she gets promoted depending on her career, and starts earning higher than u? U will send her packing then?

I only bolded the part that made sense to me/ is relevant to the issue at hand..
First of all,i never said it was a bad idea if the lady in question earns money also. The question was if "A guy will marry a lady richer than him",so your point there is empty..
Secondly,how can you say "MY reasons aint enough"? Is it not my reason?
My reasons must not be appealing to you b4 it cant be termed as "Worthy",there is a reason why its called " MY REASON",and for the records,i have like a thousand reasons why i cant "marry a richer lady", but just gave those two reasons i gave above cos i know people will ask "why"..
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Lastly,if i eventually do marry a lady that gets promoted and starts earning higher than me,it'll be fine with me cos the trust and respect has already been built,she knows i can also take care of her and i aint no "gold digger"...
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AmJane: I used 2 drink the water evry morning but suddenly bcame worried on d way I urinate afterwards. But am beggining to understsnd dat its normal.

Its perfectly normal.. The urine is a symbol of the toxins in your system being flushed out..
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He might be reading this right now not knowing its him..
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I cant't.. It just doesnt sit well with me. Although it wouldnt be a bad idea if the lady in question is humble and not too proud/arrogant BUT no matter what,the thought of her being the bread winner/the one taking care of you financially will always come to her mind even if she doesnt say it to your hearing...
Ok!! Lets assume the lady is humble/not arrogant and loves you without rubbing it on your face that she's the one with the money,you as a man wont be comfortable
in telling her that she did so so and so wrong(cos of the guilt)..
You wont even feel comfortable in telling her that she's spending money too much and that so so and so was an unnecessary buy.. Etc..
So so many things are wrong with marrying a lady richer than you.. I dont know about other guys though,but personally,i can never do it!!!

chookudi: @eddiebruk, dnt worry..I'v got it...

Omo,dis your own na wahala ooo..
Not only is "419" written on your plate number,but "GUY" was also used to give it a finishing touch.. Lol
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delors: #6 Helps you to use the toilet in the morning as well. Makes the thing easy to discharge

Gbam!!! Works like magic..
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seun.matt:
thank God say man no be GOD... science is Witchcraft

Nope!!!
Science na pikin for where witchcraft dey.

moscobabs: Is there any diffrent btw drinking holy water and ordinary water

No!!!
If you want to drink ordinary water,all you have to do is take the water,open your mouth,drink it and close your mouth..
If you want to drink holy water,all you have to do is hold the water,open your mouth,drink it and close ur mouth..
So you see,no difference atall.. Na still thesame thing..
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