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Oya mods,front page!!!!

Lately,It has been China!! China!! China!!,i think India is gradually coming back...
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Huh? And how did this make FP.. I still dont get it..
Beverly cough,una go put am..
Beverly drinkwater,una go put am..
Beverly wan chop,una go put am for frontpage say beverly osu about to eat..
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Haba,una no dey tire? The MOD,yes i am talking to you,you no dey tire.?.
You are just indirectly campaigning for insults to be poured on the girl..
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Dear gra gra MOD,allow beverly please.. Since your hand dey scratch you to carry beverly matter go frontpage,then allow her to ffuck up first..
When bev dey read bible,una no gree put the News for frontpage,na this one una see...
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How you go mistake person for antelope!!! Na wa oo
.. Make the man come tell me how the two pictures below two take resemble..
Nonsense!!!
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Thank God they were caught.. Yeye people..
Erm,the story is not complete ooo.. My question is::
1.. Where is the meat as i type right now?
2.. What is the fate of the meat?
3.. Will the meat live happily ever after in the stomach of someone else?
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Since bimp and angelo left,biggy hasnt announced that "hot water is no longer available".. Seem like elikem is innocent afterall and all this while i was accusing him of using the whole hot water to melt his pimples..
My apologies..
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How will this reduce the price of
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Amaechi5: Kslib tanx 4 de updates

No wahala,
Nepa just take light sef but,
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icebazz: Abeg....aw i fit change d country am voting 4rm

When you log in,click on your profile and click the drop down menu under CHANGE COUNTRY,select the country of your choice..
NOTE:: You have to put in a your name and surname before you can change your country.. when you pput in your name and select you country,just scroll down,click on UPDATE and wait for it to load..
To know if it worked,exit the site and login again,check your profile to see if the country you selected is there...
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Elikem::: Cant you see that hakeem and melvin are body builders..
Melvin::: I am not a body builder..
Elikem:: Oya riase your shirt lets see your stomach..
Melvin::: **Keeps laughing***
Elikem::: Melvin does alot of work-out at home.. He just doesnt wanna do it here..
Dillish::: No,melvin has a nice body and his muscles just comes out once he exercises while we have to suffer...
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Seems like dillish is out to get elikem today..
Meanwhile,elikem keeps exercising,he said he wanna look fit in his shirt on sunday..
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Dillish::: Yo look like you wanna become hulk before sunday..
Elikem:::: I am just trying to loose the watery muscles..
Elikem;;; Let me pull my shirt so you can see the diff..
Dillish:::: No,cos there is no difference.. lol
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So dillish still succeeded in giving elikem the POWER OF NO,even after nominating him.. ok ooo..
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Josydaky: Kslib vs Hot slap. Who go win?

Ah Ah,Abeg ooo... That @hot slap chick na winsh ooo,not just a winsh but a creative one .. Abeg modify dat post..lol
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Bev to elikem::: I have noticed it,You know your dick doesnt really look big except when you're bathing..
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Bev::: I am wearing my famous pajamas..
Well,i just hope the PJ doesnt end up getting more votes than her...
I think the real competition is btw Melvin and that pajamas..
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Elikem is now wearing that red shirt which has pokello crested at the backk..
He is sending a message to zimbabwe that he needs them now more than ever.. Ghana no dey carry last,afterall,bev don iron SA flag last night...
Melvin should better go and start washing Angola's flag oooo...
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Bev::: I have never been given the power of No before..
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Huh? Tell that to Angelo who refused ffucking you...
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Melvin in the kitchen trying to use his teeth to tear a sachet of spices, and the leather tears before his teeth makes contact... hmmmn...
##Team### tear all ur haters via bluetooth###
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Wooow!!! Elikem just woke up in the sitting room and i had no idea he was sleeping there all this while..
I guess he decided to pause his snoring cos of the nature of the game as of now..
##team## Making sacrifice for the money##

Melvin in the kitchen..
###Team### Man must wac####

Bev;;;;; You like food..
Melvin:::: ***laughs** I know i like food na.. you people should tell me something i dont know...

Eyaaah,so bev cried out in her sleep last night .....

Bev::: This fishes look cute but when you take a closer look,they are extremely ugly... lmao!!!
Melvin:::: **jikingly*** AHhan,why say so to the fishes...
Bev.. I am just saying my mind na.... lol

Melvin is a neat freak!!!

Chineke.. Wetin be bev wahala na?.. The talk wey she just dey yarn na sensitive matter ooo.
She said Namibia saved dillish cos maybe they said maria is already popular,so they want to see what dillish can offer thats why they saved her.. In her words 'they didnt give maria a chance'..
Dillish's facial expression wasnt fuuny sha... I am sure dillish might say something about that in the diary room cos to be honest,that talk was just awkward ..
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Bev::: The people that said they were strong,where are they today? I am still in the house...
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Elikem wants IK to send a mail to his boys in ghana so that they can make a suit for Ik free...
Bev wants IK to wear a bow tie on sunday cos she likes him in a bow tie.. She said he didnt wear one yesterday!!

♛AndrERush♛:
You do well. More power to your elbow

Continue your too..
in natasha's voice**** More Glease To Ur Herbows****

The kind talk wey these housemates dey talk ehn.. E be like say dem don forget say na final week be this.. Hope nonoe of them go use their mouth dig their own grave sha.
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Make dillish STFU.. Wetin she mean by Big Brother is more of a NIgerian story and the sponsors involved.. See the eye wey beverly take look her sef..
Bev con say its a southafrican show in collaboration with Nigeria..Hmmmn.... I comment my reserve...
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♛AndrERush♛:
Dude how Akpors na lol

My bro,as i dey talk to you so,Akpors dey under massive attack..
Na phone i dey use browse while lappy na for rape.. We go rape Akpors from front,middle,back and center and hopefully by thursday,we go release the sperm inside and name the new baby Akpororo...
I dey also attack Rukewe sha.. I no wan dull oo...
We just gat to do am and leave the rest for @oga at the top..
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My bro,
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Cleo nyash no get duplicate atall atall....

Biggy told cleo to warn elikem melvin and beverly about them using pidgin.. He said any language infringement henceforth can stop any of them from winning the money!!!
For the main time,melvin is the HOH...
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Biggy has ordered the housemates to sit in the lounge.. It looks like he wants to strike one of Melvin,beverly or elikem for speaking pidgin...
Their own don too much sef..
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lets wait and see sha..
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