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miss sparkle: Melvin is such a bore! Kai!

Whats your problem with melvin sef? Why single out melvin out of many? Can you pls name the male housemates who are entertaining to you.. Your favourite housemate is beverly which i find very very weird.. This is not the first time you've attacked melvin and i dunno why..
Lets solve this once and for-all...
Is nando entertaining...
Is bolt entertaining
Is hakeem entertaining?
Is bimp entertaining?
Is neyll entertaining?
Is biguesas entertaining** holds laugh.
? Is melvin entertaining?

Did melvin and dellish had any beef? Natasha said biguesas thought melvin will replace him with dellish cos dellish said she thinks melvin will nominate her cos they quarrelled... Hmmmn!!!!

Jesos chrawst!! Make beverly shut up nah.. Anytime she starts talking about Nigeria,my heart keeps skipping.. Make dis girl no disgrace our image oh..
Dellish can lie sha.. She said in namibia if you bribe the police,you will be arrested.. Beverly said in Nigeria,all you have to do is pay the police and they will encourage you to speed off limit on the road..lol
I like beverly,but i dont know why she is always the loudest when it comes to saying negative things about one's country.. She still dey talk ohhh..

@aodis,Why wont you just allow another person to stick with their opinion? You analysed the game by your standards,so allow another person to do theirs..
Any correct guy who gat game will agree with me that melvin knows what he's doing.. I love the game melvin is playing with the girls. Trust me,you dont wanna give some girls the impression that you need them like die..
I repeat,melvin is no fool. The guy knows what he's doing.. You are just angry that he's not jumping into girl's faces and screaming "lets be in a relationship".. Dont forget that this is a game,so even though a sharp guy like melvin has feelings,it will take time to show cos he's there for the money and not some girl who might probably look average compared to the one's he's banged prior to this show..
Abeg melvin,continue playing the "i'm blind" game.. They wont understand..

safarigirl: To all those who accused my Melvin of dulling....he barged in on Dellish taking her bath this morning 3 times!

He entered d first time and Maria was like "Melvin don't go in there" Dellish was giggling and saying " Melvin leave me alone o, get out"

He entered the second time and came out and was like "I saw it (the b00bs) do you want me to describe it for you?"

The third time he entered and hugged her and Maria was like "Melvin leave my sister alone o" and Bev was laughing

Whaaaat!! On behalf of melvin,i just ej.aculated!!!

Maria said biggie should bring in someone to wax them.. Someone now asked where she wants to wax and she said "armpits,legs,var.gina" and lastly she said somthing very very gross and irritating.. She said "an.us",like seriously,WTF!! Why did she include a.nus.. Its now official,maria is the least attractive housemate.. ****runs to the toilet and pukes"

Nando na mad man i swear.. Lmao..

Melvin and maria are eating together.. She keeps looking into his eyes.. This bleeping rain is making the picture/audio crack..
I will love to see how my boy handles the arrival of maria.. Dellish hmmmn...

Wow!! Like seriosly!!!

Hmmn,dellish you better hold that towel well oh cos if d tin fall,i no go close my eye ohh..

Let me add this..
Never ever try to trace a weird sound in a creepy house by going out and saying "Hello,is anyone out there?"....

Waith oh!! Why is this a thread? Is there anything wrong in tonto having spots? This is a Mtsheeeewish thread..

The way you guys are over-hyping selly really baffles me.. No matter the housemates selly swaps,people must always try to match things to make look like a strategy..
If she had sent cleo,people will say she wants to let africa know their love ish thing wont work..
If she had sent elikem,people will say she separated him from pokello and increased the drama btw him and feza and fatima...
If she had brought dellish,people will say she wants to put the namibians together so she they can be an easy target.. Etc..etc..etc..
All selly has to do is just to choose some housemates to go/come without even thinking deep and my fellow nairaland analysts will do the permutations for her and viola,selly is a genius... Smh...
Well,like the saying goes, "you only see what you wanna see"..

What is wrong with seun sef? I wrote e.rection,it was changed to attention..
I hope in real life when i want to draw people's attention,i wont say "e.rection everybody"..

StateOfMind: Sholay..this update is dedicated to you

Dillish is sitting comfortable on melvin's laps with her arm around his neck, while melvin is playing with her hair and probably having an errrecsion

Shiit mehn,i wont forgive nepa for making me miss this.. Can you post the picture...
On behalf of melvin,i am having an er.ection...

I just came back from the future.. Dellish or feza will bounce to ruby...

I was watching season 6 episode 5 or 6 of this Comedy TV drama and was shocked when a refrence was made towards Nigerians.. I couldn't help but laugh cos afterall,its comedy..
For those who've watched it,it happened when Zoey brought her hot foolish cousin to meet Ted at their favourite bar....
Note: dont take it too serious cos its just pure comedy...

Even if annabel survives and nominates melvin,my boy will survive and if he does,then annabel should just pray that beverly doesn't win HOH...

Guys,i can confidently tell you that cleo doesn't love hakeem the way he loves her.. I'm not even sure she loves him,but she has no option than to play along..
I think why cleo couldn't object to hakeem was cos she was probably too scared to turn him down. I'm not saying cleo doesn't like him,but i know she's secretly hoping the guy will take things slow..
Its like hakeem has tied her down with the whole relationship thing and that has taken away her freedom to express herself in a different way which isn't fair.. Yeah,hakeem is cute,cleo is hot,but i dont see them making it as a couple. It takes a lot more than hotness to make a couple.. Onea'l will be a better match for cleo than hakeem..
I feel for cleo cos she has been somehow dull since the whole hakeem thing started compared to the first week in the house when she was full of life and mingled well with others.. I bet you that even cleo will secretly agree with me that she didnt know hakeem will take things too serious....
Lastly,the best way to prove this is to send hakeem to ruby and everybody will see how the whole thing will crumble...

Hakeem just sais he's gonna put a ring on cleo's finger..

Kai,sulu just looks somehow after shaving his face..

otumfour: like seriously, wtf have u bn smoking.....a Ghanaian just expressed his disgust to wht his own country man did and forkaddict even commended him for his objectivity some few pages back, but NO, u had to take it to another level huh'

wtf do u mean by that bolded shyt , tell me who's better now, between u and him

@ intimidated......

lets not spoil this fine thread.

Ok,whatever.. Lets not spoil this thread "my dear ghanaian brother".**said the bolded with a squeezed face***.. Just kidding..

What is worng with NFF sef? But if the players boycott confed cup,they should'nt bother to ever play for this country again...

GH Swagg: @ bolded
And Selly always chooses Melvin? SMH!

She thinks she can deceive us with that.. I just pity her cos she thinks she's smart. The housemates alone will crush her when she's no longer HOH...

ItsModella: He's a fool. Jollof rice was invented by the Wolof people in Senegambia. Fufu is a food that has been there since the time of our ancestors, when there were no lines demarcating countries. The food fufu is not a Ghanaian creation. And Wizkid stole azonto from them? Elikem is the biggest joker on earth. So because a Nigerian danced azonto means he stole it from Ghana? I am very disappointed in him and he just lost it big time for me with those useless statements.

I never liked the nigga from day 1 and to imagine that i felt pity for him when feza was dealing with him emotionally just wanna make me slap myself.. That selly of a girl is a pretender. I know their type,they try to look innocent but when they strike, even devil go clear road... Selly is just the younger version of bitter old natasha...
The fact is "An average ghanaian is intimidated by a Nigerian even when we try to be friendly"..

I was picking beans but had to pause to post this: Elikem,you're an idiot and a fool.. This dude was telling bassey that Nigeria stole jollof rice from them,stole fufu from them and whizkid stole azonto from them.. He said they've never stolen anything from us.. Does the above even make any sense?
Ghanaians don follow us reach big brother again shey.. How i wish my beverly was there to shut him up...

Selly has been warned by biggie not to engage in any act of misbehaviour twice again or face disqualification...

Selly is on the verge of being evicted from the show for pouring a drink on pokello.. Biggie showed the clip to the diamond house and both houses are listening to her explanation now... She's in the diary room now..

StateOfMind: ^^and screaming oshio baba is the peak of entertainment to africa? And won't make the housemates nominate him? Seriously, its okay to be loyal to one's country and her representative but you guys are overhyping melvin

Seriously,i think you have a beef with melvin.. You always get annoyed whenever someone mentions the fact that the guy is fun.. Ok,lets just assume melvin is no fun according to you,but dont forget that in the city of the blind,a man with one eye is a king..
According to you,he is boring but i'll advice you to give credit to the less boring which is melvin... You said hakeem is entertaining to you which i find very very wierd but wont accept it when another person chooses melvin..
Melvin till day 91..

This melvin too like food ooh..

From what i'm seeing on my screen,i can confidently say that "melvin's haters in percentage is 99%" except if those comments are coming from kenyans alone,but i highly doubt it..
I myself cant understand why he saved bolt.. I will so love it if bolt nominates melvin next week.. I hope this melvin is not a mumu in disguise ohh.. I hope he proves me wrong...