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Reincarnated: Lmfaoooo. Bros u dey talk ps2? Mine was since nintendo 64. I just dey wonder where these guys dey see breasst and nyash. Abeg enlighten me

@bolded, Nice try!!

ToyinDipo: Doing a little catch up so far, not easy for a lazy, slow reader like me. That Madmandoncom na real badosky. I had to quit at a point, how can someone be getting others hard on his fantasy? Kslib, I dey await your version too, but just don't leave out any details.

lol. Which version? King James abi Good news?

I just dey joke, I no get any tori oo. How person wey dey mistake upper back for nyash go write sexcapade? Na magic.

The way I just dey type "nyash" "nyash' 'nyash" anyhow today dey make me shame sef..

njokusboy: Lmao, even me sef the only tym I press nyansh na for dream... I see mercy johnson for dream.. I don dey lyk her since.. Lolzzz.. Were..

lol.

I no trust you for that department atall. You sound like a pro..

Reincarnated: na which kin wife be that. I have been searching for her ages and yet, she's no where to be found. I don't want a new wife but maybe planning for a new one will finally bring her out. WTF. I even dedicated one cheesy asss song to her but yet . I'm pissed.

When u finally decide to start one, inform us

.. Girls can be heartless and cruel atimes sha( I no call person name oo! Ehen ).. Take heart ehn. She don run with another man. Na so dem dey do-- As for me, na seminary I dey go oo Or I turn monk. She fit even dey rub another man chest for bed, while she use left hand dey view this thread sef. Girlsssssssss!!!!!

You go old!

njokusboy: Virgin ko, new born ni?

For dis century?

True oo!! The only time wey I don press naysh or touch breeast, Na for Ps2, when I dey play god of war. You know that side na, for water..

Reincarnated: I am currently writing the draft to my first thread. Its going to be titled "Application for a new wife"

Fiction or no fiction. Bros, no be u wey always dey that literature section? U resemble person wey fit write smooth stories. Write am may we read abeg.

New wife ? What happened ? What happened to your banana-- your Oyoyo-- your oamlicha-- your toyin tomato-- your lovem--your sweetem-- your ayaga yagayus-- your shuku shuku bam bam---ur swin swin tin rin tin rin?

I just dey read some stories wey I dey follow there.

Reincarnated: no oh, I'm a very good boy, I don't have such stories
Oya write am sharp sharp, make we see. [s]Just beg sexuality section mod to ban madam from there[/s]

Lol. Dey there! You wan impress your wife?

Write wetin? I no get sexcapade to write, even if I get, na purely fiction.. Abeg no spoil me ooo! You no know say i still be virgin?

Madam ko, mad man ni!

njokusboy: Lolzz, abeg write ur own sharp sharp, dat ur excapade with dat woman wey dey sell beans and bread for ur area... The thing go make sense scatter... I go applaud you walai..

lol.. I jump and pass..

Reincarnated: Hmmm, bros Kslib! u sef get story?

Lol.

Everybody wey get joystick dey always get story na.. . The thing be say 'Na just to add sugar and honey to make am sweet" and you are good to go..

njokusboy: Lolzz, I know but person gats form responsible small nah...

Ok oo!! But remember say even pastors like nyash die..

Me, I dey vist there , remain small sef I go open thread.. lol

njokusboy: Reincarnated dat sexuality section useless oh... The story make sense, see as people dey articulate their adventure... The thing funny die.. Those people pass me gan.. But I dey try logout so I go dey view the tory as guest, the useless thing no gree... I no want make person wey sabi me catch me there lolzzz...

Lmao @ bolded!! Dey dere make pant dey wear you..

No be bad thing nah..

speedyboi: I dare you to open a thread! 'Confessing' that you are gay ...

Ghen ghen

. Hahaha!! **puts hands on head**

Oya! Mr man, go and do it.. Rules are rules!!
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screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

Lmao!!!

nairalandaddict: Ho Lung refused to give details of the incident to doctors, saying: "It's like this, I was playing a silly game my friend and it went wrong and I ended up with a knife in the head. It was just a silly mistake and it could have happened to anybody."

In the end doctors agreed to allow the man to discharge himself and he left together with the fruit knife after his wound had been bandaged, and after he told medics he promised to come back for a check-up.


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I can bet the below was the game the man and his friend were playing but the his friend mistook his head for the Apple.
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speedyboi:

I postpone sleep cos of one Imaginary VN.

I forgive you sha..

Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lol. Network dey craze for some days now.

I no see am again o. Good morning.[/color]

Craze na understatement. The thing sef don tire me ojare..

You go see am today..lol

Good morning!

Eh, agbg girl, abeg bo sick ooo. Get well soon dear. That malaria sef no dey fear face?

Make that malaria better park well oo. . Quick recovery!
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All izz well o!

adaobi123: Night !







Thank you speedyboi.

[size=1pt]You'll hear my voice tomorrow. Its a promise.
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Night you too!




Thank you Jesus!

speedyboi: pasted and removed

Mad man!! I must begin E-attack you anywhere we jam fro this site.. Mad man..
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adaobi123: Continue waiting na

I don dey go ooo!!!

Going!!! going!! I say "I don dey go ooo""

Make I go? Going!! Going!! Na go i dey so oohh!!

One more min to go..

@speedy, i dey pause sleep cos of VN..

Ok!! 5 more mins!!

adaobi123: I didn't see anything

.. Shey na only you wan hear? You no go see the VN.. AMEN!!

speedyboi: Adaobi Sent

Post am here na..

speedyboi: *Wetin I go talk na?*

Ok, yab me!!

speedyboi: worst! My voice is a write off. Make I send am as PM

No oooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Post it here.. Do not cheat..