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Dannyxy: lmao, no... Who be dat guy self?

I no know, but I sure say na person dey use another moniker.. lol
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Dannyxy: *head too strong for nail to penetrate, nail bends* have u heard of hammer rock head of horror before?

So na you get that moniker "biggest head"?
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demelza: Agbaya

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I go hold you, put you for air like that Ipad ooo.? . Your dirty mind is thinking something else..
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Damn !!! Missed it by whiskers.. .

The poster above me na real bad belle..
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caseless: i jst de angry dis evening, but dis one make me de laff like goat wey chop peppered rice for nicon hilton .

*grabs his 500 yr old syringe and my 1000 yr old needle , drags jekyll to fukishima nuclear plant***fills d syringe with some leaked radioactive fluids and forcefully injects into jekyll's right ear and watches it come out through the left ear *

lmao!! jerk-ill don die..
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One laz tin.

Spade, i tink som like u, don giv up

Toyin, don giv up az well

Reincarn, lepka is veri beautiful, i'm surprise she choz u bt u deserv it

Njoku I tink one girl lyk u but she dint say it because of ur stanz here.

Jekyll, i tink ella lyk u as well

Kslib, i tink c'est moi lyk u too much bet u nid to stop said all dis tinzz lyk u 2 don't talk in private

Caruj, royal like u too much. I tink she wnt u 2 say it 1st daz y

Otum/brafo/Gh u lik royal don giv up

Kwaku, u lik royal I knew

Dannyxy infact, ur story. I din even no how many gels. U jst like 2 meny gels iz not good

Gom

If ya a male and I miz ur name, din meant to. Izz becuz u din usually post. Try en post. Diz pipl r very nice.

Tenk again and bye

No, she doesn't!
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Cannibal. *drops grenade on his flat head*[/color]

**quickly picks grenade** **brings out Persian dagger and stops time**

**grabs him---- press his face to the wall** **pulls his okrika three quarter jean**

***puts on dark welder glasses** **uses plier to open his nyash***

*** drops grenade inside his naysh*** ***gags his mouth with sellotape--- cement his anus with dangote cement**

***uses Persian knife to play time from pause mode*** **runs to a safe corner*** ***
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Agbgift: You nor they fear face? I be they think say na you sha.

Fear which face?

Hmmn, me? Agb, i am disappointed in you..
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One laz tin.

Spade, i tink som like u, don giv up

Toyin, don giv up az well

Reincarn, lepka is veri beautiful, i'm surprise she choz u bt u deserv it

Njoku I tink one girl lyk u but she dint say it because of ur stanz here.

Jekyll, i tink ella lyk u as well

Kslib, i tink c'est moi lyk u too much bet u nid to stop said all dis tinzz lyk u 2 don't talk in private

Caruj, royal like u too much. I tink she wnt u 2 say it 1st daz y

Otum/brafo/Gh u lik royal don giv up

Kwaku, u lik royal I knew

Dannyxy infact, ur story. I din even no how many gels. U jst like 2 meny gels iz not good

Gom

If ya a male and I miz ur name, din meant to. Izz becuz u din usually post. Try en post. Diz pipl r very nice.

Tenk again and bye

LMAO! Danny don suffer ooo..
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Agbgift: All is well ke?
Is this Kslib? Na only you they type" all iz well" like this.

lmao!! E be like say you want make I use vex kiss you..
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Hian! *slaps him awake* You've been dreaming. [/color]

**holds his tiny fragile looking dry hands mid air*** **sweeps his tooth-picks leg from the floor with my yam leg***

*** uses one hand to press him on the floor and uses the other hand to search under table**
** brings out a rusted syringe probably 500 years old*** **uses syringe to suck in ota pia pia**

** opens his big nose and injects solution into him**

**jekyll starts barking like a dog**** **kslib has a mischievous smile playing on his lips***

Kslib Ask's jekyll "what is your name"?

Jekyll brings out tongue like chameleon and answers "Wooooo Woooo woooooooh"? like a dog..

Taps him on the head like a bingo..
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caseless: *as d chief butcher of da house, appreciates his butchery skills, offers container of machettes and other instruments/tools*

**collects them and throws spear at jekyll**

**spear travels at light's speed and cuts off his left nipple**

Grins mischievously..
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Thanks. Lol. E no go work

*buys glue and fixes nose back. Knocks out his milk teeth*[/color]

***head butt's him**** **flings him to the wall** **grabs him and turns his head--presses it to the wall**

**pulls his bend down select tear tear jeans*** ***wears hand glove on left hand**

*** bangs his head on the wall** **turns his face to him**

** opens his bloody mouth** ***dips hands inside-- passes the throat*** ***passes the chest bone** *** uses hands to search for liver***

**** confirms its the liver and pulls it out from his mouth***

Walks away leaving him shaking like a Liverless scared man..
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Yes o. Hard and bad luck. I'll subscribe for airtel later this evening sha. Got some pending downloads.

Lol @ noon and moon. FYM, you get rhymes *flings him inside evil forest*[/color]

Kpele ehn.. I wan try Mtn osho free make i see its efficacy first.

How can you throw evil inside Evil forest? **bites off nose**
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Ishsoph:


Na now I know say you be close comin outta the closet

. Throws knife at him---- knife travels in the air AND its sharp edge elopes with his left ear while blood splatters all over isoph's dry chest..
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Ishsoph: ^^ That clown sure thought you well.

But the picture you painted ain't loving and it showed that all is far from well

.. Looks back at him and yells "Shey you still dey talk"?

Grabs him by the neck as he keeps screaming "Bros kslib, abeg na"... Takes him to the sitting room and strips him down to his 50 naira 50cent boxers..

Ties him with a rope and hangs him to the cieling.. Goes to the kitchen and brings out gas cylinder.. Takes it to the sitting room,offs AC and lights it.. He screams "Kslib,what are you doing"?

Kslib smiles at him devilishly and answers "watch and see".. Brings frying pan and oil.. Heats it on the cylinder while he keeps screaming "Abeg Abeg"..

Kslib lowers him with a rope from the cieling and pplaces Isoph's left leg in the oil and allows it to deep fry.. Removes leg and allows him to run away limping like a cripple..
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Ishsoph: ^^ Hey guys, STOP going violent.
That blood tasty gwuoro chewing aboki is really influencing una the wrong way




Errm, All Is Not Well if na like that!

Brings out two butcher knives..
Sharpens their edges..
Picks him up.. Drags and places him on the table... Tears his okrika T-shirt------ Writes "All izz well" on his Gulder tummy..
Wiipes blood from knife on his kpomo lips and walks away.
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Danhumprey: She did. It was more like she was testing me.

Exactly!! She was playing mind games with you.

I hope you also master the art of playing mind games with them also-- Trust me, its fun.
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lmao at The title of this thread ..

@op, Life is short, so enjoy your short ladies... Besides, dont you want somebody you can always look after having sex, thanking Nature for your height?
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Danhumprey: Thanks bro. She didn't gave me any damn green light. She just repeatedly said "no",and I have learnt to respect whatever a lady say.

By the way,it's a bygone issue,and rather than be weeping,I've move on. That doesn't mean I'm dying in silence.

How can she give you green light after saying "No".. She be Ogbanje ni?

I meant -- Did she give you any green light before you approached her?
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lmao. 8k actually.

Who u dey greet morning for noon? *slaps his ogo*[/color]

8k? Hmmn, hard uck...

Noon ko, moon ni!**punches his left eye**
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.. @OP kpele oooo.. I dont think the girl is heartless. She just told you the truth. I know how it feels, with time you'll get over it.

Too bad that this experience might make you more withdrawn or die in silence when next you see a babe you like, AND who know? She might say 'yes' when you approach her but judging from your post, E be like say you don join ##Team- die in Silence ##

@OP, did she give you any green light?
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Christian Doctrine of not having sex before marriage?----- Nigerians and religion sef.
Let me give you a biblical advise since una like religious doctrines well well.
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Now,Since he married her in the church, and her pussy is wide as the RED SEA, then he has to face his fears and pass The Sea like the Israelites did. When una born the pickin, abeg no forget to name am Moses.
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Jekyll & Hyde:
[color=#000033]Lol. I tire to do anything for night plus the subscription wey I go do na big mess up. So, went to bed that early.

Good morning. Sup?[/color]

oh!! You gomuse 1k subscribe for 2mb ni?

Morning too!!
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ninnyanny: Melvin yesterday shared a pix on his page on fb and comfirmed dating maria.
The melaria fans went crazy and threw words of encouragement,support
And blessings @ the couple
They also agreed to change the name Melaria to Msquare,reason being that
Melaria is synonymous with the deadly illness MALARIA.
The mellish fans were no where to be found
They now know that they had fought a lost battle

Ninny wishes melvin and Maria well.

@kslib,I shared the wonderful write up u wrote on the 26th of aug
On Melvin's page. Peeps on there went crazy as they prayed for u
And asked the good lord to continue to bless U for the wonderful support
U Have given Melvin.

Good morning everyone.

Really? That's really Nice of you..
Thanks!!
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