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Idris should fvck Ellah already and save us the hormonal tension going on btw them. Smh

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]Holy mouth ko, unholy eyes ni. Sharap, my short black friend.

Hahaha. You no well o. Na that gala biz dey yield bar like that? [/color]

You dey craze ni? Iam 6ft 4 on shoes, 6ft3 on bathroom slippers!

We thank God. Biz dey boom.

How your fish biz na?

dynamitee:
you mean even if it was 3 people going home na so Maggi go Don dey house


Wow. Mozambique voting for goitse, I didn't see that one coming

Yap. Na so Maggi for bounce.

The Goitse we all underrated led the pack. Such is life

Forwetinnah:
Mcheeeew. ..so Maggi cube isn't even as strong?. Who are those saying Tayo can't get 6 votes on the final week. We shall see!! Thank goodness we see the handwriting BOLDLY on the wall

Rwanda...good job, Moz might even be Tayo's if Trez doesn't stay till day 63

This is like the most shocking how africa voted since hot shots started.

Yea. MOZ might vote Tayo if they have the chance to.

Forwetinnah:
Fortunately...voters are on recess this week. No voting but next week will be WAR!! Trust me, Tayo and Maggi cube will be up

I thought we are to vote the craziest Housemate this week?

Here you have it.. oh boy

Goitse: Botswana, Mozambique, Nigeria, Rwanda

Idris: Ghana, Kenya, Tanzania, Uganda

Macky2: Namibia, Rest of Africa, Zambia

Mr. 265: Malawi, Zimbabwe

Samantha: South Africa

Forwetinnah:
Gbam!! Like play like play...we go witness another Wendull victory

Sheillah is so insecure. Are Feza and Owlneal still together??

Well, atleast everyone now knows the Maggi2 goons aint no myth afterall. This weeks voting will be craayy!

I think so. If they were separated, we should have heard something about it!

Shiella already feeling insecure and threatened by Feza. It seems she feels KlaarKlaar is attracted to her.

You aint seen nothing yet, babe.

KlaarKlaar---- Vimbai is skinny as fvck. ILL make her a sandwich. .

Lwkmd.

Forwetinnah:
Wokay...Thanks. But Sheriously we really need to re strategise fast, TAYO fans!! How did the driest man ever on BBA history snatch funniest from Idris or Tayo the original clowns How how how?? This is NOT FUNNY AT ALL O!! imagine the clips they showed backing that silly claim. I dey para

To say I was shocked is an understatement. As in, I thought Tayo was going to sweep the votes, only to see Maggipukes. Two thing is involved, either Nigerians didnt vote like they ought to, or that poll was cooked behind the scenes.

This week we're entering is war. ##dusts twitter account##

Maggipukes vs Ajani. This is what i call the ultimate showdown !

dhammyg:
WRONG.IT'S TOMORROW

My bad. I thought she asked when they were going!

Forwetinnah na tomorrow.

Forwetinnah:
When are the oldies going in?? Tonight or 2moro??

Next week Sunday

Forwetinnah:
Dancing with him....

## rocking from the back##

That moment when Ik calls Lady Morgana and Mr trapezium head to the stage.
https://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Cant-Touch-This-MC-Hammer-Dance-Gif.gif

So Macky2 won the funniest.

Smh

Chai.. if to say Mr 265 pull that shirt for diary room ehn.
Na correct al nwanyi asaba we for see.

Ik don show. Nice suit!!




Briareous, free Dannyxy

And we are live!!

njokusboy:
Lolzz, you sure say u go get the answer there so?

If I no get am, I go use am open thread for culture section, then refer them to this link.

njokusboy:
Lolzz, I no dey follow dis ur moniker, I for pm you...
Make I follow dis one

Pm ke? Na NASA you wan compromise abi na project manhattan?

No worry. I go use google translate.

njokusboy:
Haha... no lele

Na you sabi. I know wetin you dey think, but my brother, you are wrong.


Ehen, abeg translate that thing wey thandi tell ochon.

njokusboy:
Lmao, him don catch the name sharp sharp...
Kikiki.. Badt guy

Lol. Na you get ur mouth

njokusboy:

Your Asha abi Asia Carera never do you?

njokusboy:
Then it must be a destiny then since universe dey involved, very soon you go dey run into ur neighbour wife when she dey sample anoda guy
I want dis gift too, not as a destiny oh... as a talent... make I dey fit know when tins wan happen... I almost always miss the action

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njokusboy:
This thing you just said, is it ur destiny or just a talent

No,I have nothing to do with it. The universe just pull strings to actualize events, and I humbly oblige.

Librate:
I no go lie to u cus u ain't paying my salary..
Sincerely na too I write
Beliv me or not?

Mr, i no talk say I dey pay your salary before. Besides, I knew something was wrong too(from the spelling).

Moving on.

Librate:
Na too I wan write ooo
Didn't read after posting I av modified it abeg

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ochon:
I no fit lose my sleep over these boreshots. But if Ellah and Idris go do the do, I might break my vow and watch them.

At the rate at which they're going, them must do the do. Luckily for me, I no dey miss that kain thing. Fate go always connect events wey go make me watch am.

LaRoyalHighness:
@Tayo's reaction... I imagined it while reading your update... Thank God people were there to help out.

Oh that. . He didn't over-react though, but was shaken. Immediately it caught fire, he said something like 'yeeeeh' , and quickly carried the pan to the tap in a bid to drown the frying fish(an irony), that was when Idris and JJ calmed him down. Idris told him to bring the fire back to the gas cooker area, cos the kitchen environment is designed to handle such outbreaks(showed Tayo some design at the roof just above his head), plus its safer there compared to where Tayo took the fire.

Yap. Glad they were there. Who knows what would have happened.

ochon:
LMAO.. That one na expensive joke abi?

Lwkmd. Na wan kain eye I go take dey look librate from today . I no fit shout abeg. Hehe

When i saw it, i was like--- A ghotaghim. Isi gini e weli iwe!

ochon:
Abeg, Ksslib, the papa ostrich, I need you awake and alert, to monitor Idris and Ellah this week. Failure to do this, will earn you a forum-wide ban from Bro Eros.

Lol. Na for the Chase I dey monitor, but this year I no fit, Cuz the thing con affect my sleeping habit in a way wey me no like.

Thanks for that update. No worry,One day we go cash two of them limpopo.

Librate:
Abeg upload me wan see toootooo

Huh? .... Abeg stop am oo. I be man. I no get the bolded biko.

Na wa o.