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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 1:29pm On Nov 15, 2014

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]You can't even greet your master? [/color]

Mehn, my regards to whatever it is you are smoking, its doing a nice job.

How far? E don tey small. How the flexing?

Romance › Re: Mr. Nairaland - December 2014 Contest [PRE-ELIMINATION ROUND 2] by Ksslib(m): 10:31am On Nov 15, 2014

MizMyColi:

CC: Teeo

My group 1 vote(s)

2. Kulboy
3. Chibwike

5. DanishDavy

MizMyColi:

CC: Ezepromoe

My group 2 vote(s)

3. Jossi994
4. Akereconfi
5. Boombay

MizMyColi:

CC: Dygeasy

My group 3 vote(s)
1. Elshaddai58
2. Emperorking20
3. Naijaboiy

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:13am On Nov 15, 2014

spade:
I hear he now has a role in that soap, Tinsel; but I hate soaps, so I dunno...

Emm... Exactly how much have you heard about Melvin, though?
I remember I saw him in a something-something-Bite commercial.
Mehn, I wasn't even paying attention.

@bolded. Lol.

Haven't really heard much about him, but ive SEEN him on quite a handful occasions, hence my use of SEEN OR heard.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:08am On Nov 15, 2014

yiwaldecanta:
And what have you heard about bev and Melvin?

Try here---- doblu doblu doblu dot google dot kum

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:01am On Nov 15, 2014

spade:
Reminds me of dear Bassey (ie. Ability to create his own entertainment)

Haven't seen or heard much about the guy since show ended, unlike Elikem, , Maria, Melvin, Bev e..t..c

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 9:35am On Nov 15, 2014

Tayo is the type of person whose happiness is independent of others, and I like that. Someone who creates his moments in the wake of non-excitement and lives it to the fullest.

Nice Jams and rhythm. The thing dey flow well.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 8:31am On Nov 15, 2014

JekyllAndHyde:
[color=#000033]~~Oshongonoko~~ Ochon! Ksslib and Reincarnated, come and kneel here.[/color]

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2014

JJ just fart out loud in the presence of KlaarKlaar and Sheillah.

I believe thats a strategy to look make Tayo look bad infront of Africa.

What iLL say, only if I were Samantha.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:16pm On Nov 14, 2014

Meanwhile, Ellah said perhaps, the lack of cond0ms in the house might be the reason people are not getting down. Seems like she asked on behalf of KlaarKlaar or something , Cos when she came out, she told him that she had requested for the rubber.

Hmmn.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:15pm On Nov 14, 2014

WORLDPEACE:
Abi Trezmonition

Lol. You can say that again.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 4:10pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
Figgy...she wants to get them into the mood for sex .She is not really that good though, someone like me,can make a priest or nun trespass.

Well, I just feel/felt she is trying to get them out of their shells, and arouse their hormones, so as to catapult the sexual tension in the house.

She didnt hide it though. And as for your last sentence, dont flatter urself too much. tongue

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:58pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
She is playing mind games on them,I have a special degree on mind games.

Butterfly or Figgy you mean?

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2014

braindamage:
Biggie : Who do you think has the biggest machine in the house ?

Butterfly: Rumour has it, that JJ has the biggest machine. The girls talk about it.....always knew the lack of hair went to 'all the right places'.

Lmao.

Plus the height too

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:54pm On Nov 14, 2014

Butty butty had a dream that she was giving Macky2 a lap dance that same morning before biggy gave her the punishment.

She had a premonition!

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:52pm On Nov 14, 2014

Lady Morgana believes idris has the biggest ***clears throat*** in the house.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:44pm On Nov 14, 2014

Shiella says JJ has the biggest *** clears throat** in the house.

In her words---- Anaconda grin

. Figgy affirms what they say about dynamites coming in small packages I..e short people being notorious for having big ***clears throat***

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:39pm On Nov 14, 2014

Figgy asked Shiella if she ll get down in the house, and at what location will it eventually be.

Shiella answered

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Wait for it
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Wait for it. .
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Kitchen cheesy

. Bad girl. Yum yum

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:36pm On Nov 14, 2014

Dayum. Shiella looks stunning.

Ive never seen her this hooot.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 3:31pm On Nov 14, 2014

Darkrebel:
okay. we would battle later. after the tourney...

No wahala

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:25pm On Nov 14, 2014

LaRoyalHighness:
My people say that half bread is better than puffpuff. Thanks again for the plot.

**nods head** Na so.

You welcome.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
Lol calm down,there was no jab,I was just ruffling you up a bit.you are a nice moniker BTW.

All forgiven.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 3:19pm On Nov 14, 2014

Darkrebel:
you said you didnt catch the batman..lol...its easy...

there's the belief --that Bats are blind...especially during the day....and you know that statement where one says-- as blind as a bat ...
Bruce Wayne is batman's alter ego ..he's always known as the bat...and I said I was gonna stab his eyes(Bruce Wayne). and leave him--blind as a 'bat'....

and you know wordplays and puns are categorised together...I mean I have never lost that category..you must have made a mistake

Actually, I got the blind as bat angle plus Arhkam cos Ive seen the game poster-- Bat man,Arkham city! Na that Ras ah gal nd Bruce been wan make am somehow to me cos I couldn't identify with them quickly(like I said, I never siddon one day watch batman) But Its all good now.

As for wordplay, no I didn't make a mistake. I really really liked his to back losses plus it landed with personals, and that made it heavy----atleast to me. You don loss am today. tongue

Your verse was ill and dark . Nice

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:38pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
No you didn't, there was a jab alright and it was not subtle.

Thought as much.

Well, if this ll be any consolation, ILL advise you check your keypad once more, it appears you dialed the wrong number.

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:34pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
No I didn't.. Mind explaining?

I saw a subtle Jab. Maybe I read wrongly though.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:32pm On Nov 14, 2014

LaRoyalHighness:
Yipeeeeeee! Atlast...* Fans myself seriously. Thank you very very much for the plot.

You welcome. Though it landed on 667 sha. lipsrsealed

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:20pm On Nov 14, 2014

Who dare messes with the Killer? Who? No one.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:18pm On Nov 14, 2014

What happened to the regular honey well advert? Its been long.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:13pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
Female fans have weird requests.

I know females to go over the top with intimate requests,its nothing new, but its like you didn't get why I said-- excuse me! undecided

Anyway, moving on.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2014

yiwal:
Necklace ain't a big thing for Desmond ,he is a multi millionaire.
But if the lady ask for finggggering or a nipppple autograph, you give am sharp sharp.ode.

Excuse me

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:01pm On Nov 14, 2014

WORLDPEACE:
Abi because camera dey on my guy. If e dey corner for Lagos and the chain dey expensive no be to tell M'am Bea to ask for something else. You go come run out of funds for election because of one groupie?

Like prof said, it depends on what the groupie is asking for.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 1:57pm On Nov 14, 2014

Lol. Trezegah .

He introduced himself to the Tecno interview video whatever-- as the serial killer.

'Shout out to everybody, this is the serial killer speaking. Iam gonna kill everybory. Africa, iam gonna kill you. Nigeria, you are dead. Lesotho, you are dead. Southafrica you are dead... e...t..c.. Africa, you are dead'

His facial expression was funny as bleep.

TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 1:52pm On Nov 14, 2014

PROFESORlabamba:
heehn, baba na, if na me I for hide the necklace inside pocket before I enter the place, because I no dey joke with that kin thing.. maybe na 30 karat gold sef..

I no be akagum, I am a free giver , it depends on what you are asking for sha

@bolded, true. She for chop slap if to say she ask for im car.

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