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Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 7:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
ToyinDipo:
Maybe they should call you anti-Newton (from your force equation line) smiley
Lol
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 7:40pm On Nov 15, 2014
Chiazalam1:
grin Figgy just gave Sheila a dress down. I like it.
Comon chi, you can do better nau. Dont be lazy tongue

What did she(figgy) say to Sheilla? Wetin hapun
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 5:52pm On Nov 15, 2014
I make vets bleed. . .

Wait. . . let’s see/ This fake Jet Li/ will get his 'head severed'. . . at 'break-neck speed'!/
Contort his body into a circle . . .when I take Prek’s 'feet'/. . .and make em touch his 'head'. . . just to 'make ends meet'!!/ ibime

This pastor is a fraud/ so I’ll detach him with a sword/ for rapping on this board/
The dumb nitwit. . . .reading bible with a microscope. . . .tryna 'magnify the Lord'!!/ grin ibime

I’ll cripple this mug/ for 'holding my shirt'. . . . like an ignorant thug/
I don’t wanna stab the pitiful slug/
. . . but if he 'touch the hem of my garment'. . . I’ma turn this battle. . . to an 'issue of blood'!!/ ibime
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 5:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
Im more revered than priests/ but any corny trick @ fans to intrigue or deceive/ will hav u disfigured & ditched/
you kicking gud metaphors is a paradox . .but when I put nines to your mouth. . . it's no figure of speech!/

Prekky ...
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 5:35pm On Nov 15, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
same here...these boys are playing nonsense though
You dey mind them. Thank God we atleast escaped with a win.
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:25pm On Nov 15, 2014
What da hell is wrong with these Congolese animals called Fans? Dem dey mad ni abi wetin?

First it was that nonsense they did before the game, now this?
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:20pm On Nov 15, 2014
Omg.. shocked shocked Enyeama is not human.

What a save.
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:12pm On Nov 15, 2014
wunderkiind:
thanks a lot man! I'm glad i'm not watching tho, the tension from reading these comments is crazy grin
Hehe. Iam already used to the tension SE always bring.
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:11pm On Nov 15, 2014
Musa wtf!!!

What a confused human being.
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:07pm On Nov 15, 2014
We no get Midfield atall.

Tufiakwa
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 5:02pm On Nov 15, 2014
wunderkiind:
pls can someone tell me the time according to the match?!
71mins 42secs, as at the time of this post!
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 4:58pm On Nov 15, 2014
Emenike is a foool. He goat. Release that ball..
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 4:57pm On Nov 15, 2014
Enyeama, na your mama born you jare.
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 4:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
iamaromolaeran:
if ksslib thinks his own lines are his favourites .
.its not a bad thing.... sometimes you write things that you are surprised you did...so let him be pls
Lol. Out of almost 20 bars wey I don post since, na only two of mine I post sef and I did that for a particular reason.

##Back to watching Naija match##. Nice thread by the way. Making sense.
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 4:49pm On Nov 15, 2014
Goalll .. uche
SportsRe: Congo Vs Nigeria: AFCON Qualifiers (0 - 2) ON 15th November 2014 by Ksslib(m): 4:48pm On Nov 15, 2014
Penaltyyyyyy
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:44pm On Nov 15, 2014
But if fyh labels me thief its cos i just gave a loved one back door invasion/Lib is pure evil, he ffucks situations/nd kills at will... so wen I grab tecs and threaten to seperate F from his ma ... it aint no force equation/!! .... kslib


I am an inferno hes candle light/He'l be left dead cos guns he cant handle right/but if he wants a fight/ in secs i gon lay fyh in coffin.. then wear his dead body leggins like Naija babes.... ..... Nowthe gay can sleep tight/!! ..... kslib
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:42pm On Nov 15, 2014
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Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:34pm On Nov 15, 2014
I'm who they hailing as sick/so once i'm aiming at him/he best be praying i miss/
. . For There'll be no need to fuel his rage no more. . Cos ice will surely loose his cool . . moment he faces my heat!!/ loonatiick

So ice shouldnt go ranting off/that his rap is tough/for i got the facts in store/
Cos this is business. . But we making a mockery. . Of this 'Laughing stock'!!!/ loonatiick

I'll put the sly douche under/cos i've got the might to conquer/so let's experiment . . . with this baptism of fire. . That turns ice to water!!/ loonatiick

The nigga will be bruised/when punches make the geezer reach his roots/
But its only right i get Bitter with the truth/
. . Cos ice will only overcome luna. . If there was Winter in the moon!!/ loonatiick
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:31pm On Nov 15, 2014
I have a hunch/that loona is feather-light and can't stand a bunch/ of thugs. . .when they land a punch/
Last time we battled 'i threw my weight around him'. . .so if 'Ice ever fell'. . .'loona died in the avalanche'!!/ glacierz

My verse. . .i pledge to be brief/yet rock of ages ain't cleft for the thief/
Battle is mine. . . tell him not to 'push his luck'. . .cos it's at the 'edge of the cliff'!!/ glacierz

Haba!. . .you got weaklings in the lineage, so hoodlums boo ya pa/and screw ya ma/
Uh la la. . .we ask the elders if the mad man can win a fight. . .and they replied . . .Tufiakwa!!!!/ hahaha glacierz. .

I swing a punch. . .like a bob oscillating/hit him in the head. . . his memory is obliterating/
But 'he ain't got the faintest idea'. . .till they sprinkle water. . .to resuscitate him!/ glacierz
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:25pm On Nov 15, 2014
It’s evident my bars shatter/ the irrelevant bizarre rapper/
This nigga here on earth. . . . so we must inform NASA. . . . to stop searching outer space. . . for evidence of 'dark matter'!!/ grin ibime

I could win this battle with the wackest verse/ This nigga so black, it hurts!/
And God said let there be light. . . the sun replied. . . “wait, before I shine on Blaq. . . I need to practice first!!” grin ibime

You pulling every disguise/ and telling the guys/ you driving elegant rides/
So next time we pass you cycling. . . we’ll honk horn. . . and tell you to stop 'pedalling' lies!!/ ibime

. .so lets embrace the facts/ I'm here to impale his @ss/ and ruffle his face with slaps/
. . till his boys run and desert Choc . . much quicker than Jesse Jags!!/ mik vs chocckid
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:19pm On Nov 15, 2014
Remember dbr's secretry?? She MAY
DECIDE/. . .When am in with like EIGTHY
GUYS/. . .secret service, the AIMING TYPE/
. . .Block the Doors n Windows. . .RAISE THE
NINES/. . .since u be winch. . . u fit try 'Run[/
i] [i]Thru the wall' like AC PIPES/ grin blaqbones
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:16pm On Nov 15, 2014
I sought to send in the glocks/ cos he thought he'll blend in with dawgs/ so this dunce is ended with force/
and after dis battle, he cud read the votes all semester. . .he'll still not come to terms with his loss!!! Prekky
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:15pm On Nov 15, 2014
Lagunna:
shocked grin grin grin grin
Lol. U never see am before grin
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:13pm On Nov 15, 2014
I leave you blown with bangers/ and bring 'shots' to your squad like Leo and Mata/ you could try ya best but you cant outflow the master/
. . so while his issuing empty threats . . Im bringing the heat to 'make Blood boil' without 'promoting anger'!/ mik


He'll be kicked and gored/ . with tha force/of a Buffalo . . till he's split and torn/
his men couldn't fight back . . they 'lack the spirit' . . like empty liquor stores/ema prince


The schmuck should cower/ . . . . cos I turn foes to a must devour/
And if he claim a king . . an attack on his army will leave his throne 'n@ked' . . cos I 'lust for power'!/ prince

I'm shooting this old twerp/ his gbagauns laughable like a smoothie with no herb/ he'll crack my ribs? toh! his lines ar alrdy comic relief. . .so wen I whoop-P. . .it's Goldberg!!/ prekky

Ema could place a vault between us. . .& still not keep a 'safe distance'!!/ prekky

Ema's devoid of finesse/ he showing boys much interest/ & wen Frank b'coms frankincense. . a pµssy is exposed. . .cos Prince is short for Princess!!/ prekky
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 3:02pm On Nov 15, 2014
see mik will be the victim of a deluded tragedy/
as i kidnapped his wife and kids, just cause this dude dared battle me/
then poison them with radioactive isotopes.. And give him back his nuclear family/ one book
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 2:59pm On Nov 15, 2014
London ko compton ni, we aint Tripping In fact/
Stop bringing this lies, cos attending Olumba's vigil is the closest he came . . to Ssleeping with whites!/ Animetum

His face looks like he was in an explosion of Gasoline/
Cos dude is so ugly, we see him and belive everyday . . is Halloween!/ Animetum


He’ll cry for repentance/ cos I’m ambidextrous when incited to vengeance/
Both my left and right hand deliver twin punches. . . till he recognise. . . the 'striking' resemblance!!/ ibime

The last FB nigga standing. . . .

. . . but they have no faith in the old man/ He a disgrace to his whole clan/
Ask Facebookers if he’ll win. . . .they replied. . . . pfft, he's only gonna 'shame us'. . . like Coleman!/ Ibime

Couldn't find that elymaximus prick his sis virginity like soap bubble line..
Rap BattlesRe: Compilation Of My Favourite NL Lines by Ksslib(m): 2:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
AM a sniper with puns, i AIM, SHOOT AND KILL/ I eat bigger cats that cud TAME COOGAR'S SKILL/
no offense, but this LAME FOOL LACKS SKILL/ lesser than a gal, I see a better SAGE THROUGH GLADYYS/
so stick to your poetry! you don't know what A TRUE GLAD IS/ wrong turn

he's a 'fish',I 'diss pisces'. I held this/ juju to him,making the spell fixed//he feel tha 'burning sensation' like he a hell geese/no its 'Neuropathic Pain' as I step on 'Wrong Nerve' with 'scottish force' that makes his 'cell ticks' /.. khena

you won dark so you think you're the man?/I hailed ya verse,think you got a stan?/ "Decapitation" was on my mind,try to understand/ cus I saw ya "Head' getting close to the Ceiling of apex,that's why I became a Fan /.... khena


I attack Maxwell like a cow being attacked by paranoid butchers/ the poverty stricken pig has chewed more garri and kernels than Android users/ saw

i saw his pics on facebook . . .smh!
ugly art thou, o ye r.etard lad!/ black like midnight,
skin . . .marred and blistered/ with more marks on his face than a scratched recharged card!!! // fyh

. . . fyh is fearless, a soldier at ease/ kim is a sweet house gal, with social appeal/
humbled by bis , coogar and sidd . .
mik submits to males like a postal service!!! // fyh

. the kid's in danger/ imma eat u alive and send a witness later/
cos u give it up easy like hos servin' clits ta strangers/ but his verse wouldn't 'work out' . . . if he had a 'fitness trainer'!!!// fyh
Rap BattlesRe: * + * ~ Nl King Tournament[ First Round] : Limerick Vs Ksslib ~ * + * by Ksslib(m): 2:16pm On Nov 15, 2014
Ok. It should be open for all, but the voters should be tagged, cos no be the one wey one strange monicker go come dey cast vote.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ksslib(m): 2:06pm On Nov 15, 2014
Barcelona and Spain's dominance is over grin - Busquets & Pedro

The duo feel it is impossible for the club to replicate the success they achieved under their former coach and conceded Spain's golden era is over grin

Peter McVitie
Nov 13, 2014 18:12:20

The reign of dominance that both Barcelona and Spain have enjoyed over the last few years is over, according to Sergio Busquets and Pedro. grin grin

Spain won consecutive European Championships in 2008 and 2012 around their 2010 World Cup win but crashed out of the 2014 edition at the group stages after losing 5-1 to Netherlands and 2-0 to Chile.

Under coach Pep Guardiola, Barcelona won three consecutive league titles, two Champions League crowns and lifted the Club World Cup on two occasions. They also won the Copa del Rey twice, the Supercopa de Espana three times and the Uefa Super Cup twice.

Since Guardiola's departure in 2012, the Blaugrana have lifted just one league title and last season finished second to Atletico Madrid in the league, to whom they crashed out of the Champions League at the quarter-final stage.

Busquets and Pedro both agree that Barcelona and Spain will probably never reach those heights again. grin grin

"We won't go back to seeing the best Barcelona or the best national team," Busquets told reporters.

"It’s difficult because that era, six years ago was so special and there were so many great players," Pedro added, referring to his club. "Like Sergio says, I think it’s going to be difficult to repeat those years when we had so much success, although both Barca and Spain have sufficient quality in their current squads to try to achieve it, that’s what we have to do."

Busquets was then asked to compare Guardiola with current Barca coach Luis Enrique.

"They are very similar," he replied. "Although Luis Enrique has a harder character, Guardiola is the best coach I have had in my career."

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by Ksslib(m): 2:03pm On Nov 15, 2014
## News around the world grin ##


Cristiano Ronaldo became the record goalscorer in European Championship football as Portugal beat Armenia 1-0 in Faro on Friday night. The Real Madrid forward took his tally in qualifying and tournament matches to 23, passing Dane Jon Dahl Tomasson's total with a close-range finish in the 71st minute of the match.


Ronaldo is now the all-time leading goalscorer in European Championships and qualifiers. The victory sees Portugal get their Group I campaign back on track to move a point behind Denmark, who won 3-1 in Serbia, but have played one match more. Portugal are second in the qualifying group with six points from three matches while Denmark have seven points from four matches. Portugal are only inaction in European qualifying again next year against Serbia at home on 29 March 2015.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Ksslib(m): 1:55pm On Nov 15, 2014
##blowing whistle.. Make i go post am for Bark ahhh thread too.. grin####

Cristiano Ronaldo became the record goalscorer in European Championship football as Portugal beat Armenia 1-0 in Faro on Friday night. The Real Madrid forward took his tally in qualifying and tournament matches to 23, passing Dane Jon Dahl Tomasson's total with a close-range finish in the 71st minute of the match.


Ronaldo is now the all-time leading goalscorer in European Championships and qualifiers. The victory sees Portugal get their Group I campaign back on track to move a point behind Denmark, who won 3-1 in Serbia, but have played one match more. Portugal are second in the qualifying group with six points from three matches while Denmark have seven points from four matches. Portugal are only inaction in European qualifying again next year against Serbia at home on 29 March 2015.

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