Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 9:41am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Fuckyouhard, erm what did you post initially before you modified it on miks warning. I wan know.  |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 9:38am On Nov 05, 2014 |
Lagunna: Add rozzay to ur vote today na  I don already vote yesterday. I fit vote again today? |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 9:32am On Nov 05, 2014 |
prettymwiks: I am eternally grateful girl.
Ksslib, Waxdude where are you hiding? So you had to add waxwhatever so osun  wouldn't get jealous.  |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 9:29am On Nov 05, 2014 |
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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 5:01pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
teddybiyasi: Kim dropped ksslib where thou at I ran away. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 5:00pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Lagunna: Ksslib na wa o  Why you chine eye |
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:59pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
mikuz: Diss @ Ksslib
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I outsmart this school leaver/ have him pushed right back like Zuniga/ then leave his head bashed in two speakers/ . . Cos if he thinks hes a 'star' like Lupita/ or claim 'best of both worlds', My RPG ll blast him through 'Mars and Jupiter'!!/
Ask his neighbours and buddies/ Ksslib is gay and a dummy/ I've come to put a blade through his tommy/ . . Cos while bbitches lurk around ma @ss . . niggas jump on K's, quicker than Lagos attorneys!/
You're just a nervous player/ even wack lads can bet that this verse ll maim ya/ leave you smacked down like Cena in Wrestlemania/ . . But if you take these punches with a 'pinch of salt' . . Ill roast you alive . . after my people pepper spray ya!/
Those wack wordplays are hurting?/ Pttf! WTF is "Washing thin" . . Is it that you dey crase or something?/ . . better shut the Bleep up before you get disgraced for nothing/ Cos if you keep claiming you making the dough . . my sword ll split you into 'a bakers dozen'!/
I'm harder than an army of ISIS/ amazing niggas with a bag of suprises/ dropping bombs that leave you confused like Baghdad in crisis/ . . That verse was wack as ffuck . . you still won't be an 'Ultimate Pro' . . if you were a 'server for android devices'!/
FYH came with a verse thats sick and ddoper/ freaking outflowed ya and had you submerged with thrilling blows, ya/ . . hes punches fractured ya skull, rumpled ya brain and left ya temple collapsing . . like the church of T.B Joshua!!/
I wonder why peeps are even hailing your yarns/ when you brag with the swag of a kid still playing with sand/ do me one favour and stop disgracing yo clan/ Cos with facing the facts . . you still won't come out 'BARNstorming' if you were raining on YAMS!/
Instruct my gangsters to breeze in/ to chop ya chest like bbreast cancer in women/ how can you survive battling a demon?/ . . I ambush ya with 'Uni lecturers' . . and leave you battered by 'Dons' like Man U this season!/
Why would NL allow me spar with a minion?/ . . Cos how can he stand when I descend on the lad/ to tear him a slap?/ Nothing about K's extra ordinary . . cos he still won't 'pull a rabbit out of his hat' if there was a hare in the cap!/
. . You need to quit textceeing, you ugly golddigger/ my wackest set-ups ll rubbish those fillers/ plus my weakest punches ll leave you flying from Bonn to Bolivia/ Ya similies and mets are the sloppiest I've seen . . and ya punches are never 'HITTING' . . like BURNLEY'S GOALKEEPER!!/
My puns and punches too heavy for this urchin to get/ he can't operate at the frequency I'm dropping at yet/ . . but if he tries to 'get his head around it' . . my dagger ll seperate his skull from his neck!!/
You can battle with vets/ thats why FYH coached you like Aragones/ and left an axe on ya chest/ . . Ya stupid verse couldn't trouble or "stretch Bleep out" like marathon sex!/ |
Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits - Mikuz V Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 4:47pm On Nov 04, 2014*. Modified: 5:06pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
He was caught wooing a guy impersonating a female on on F.B. The strange part is mik said he knew it was a guy  .. look below.. mikuz: Bobos know say a correct nigga was just passing time. Things you do when bored  I knew it was sleak On that same thread, he declared his LAST POST ON NL.. mikuz: Airmack, you can ban this account for as long as you want. This is my last post on Nairaland Lastly, his name is Kingsley Mikuz Eze ala ...Ya all should . . . . watch how i daze a bagga/with attacks that make brains splatter/... but its no secret.... i land blows that 'amaze a father'/.... cos i only threw one that cracked mik's jaw and on hearing the sound... 'eze halla'/!!Wear him boots, he still cant match my speed/ cos my jabs are swift/... now he puts both hands under this formula-1 driver's wheel...tryna 'understand' the bars i script/ ....... but i severe his limbs... cos thats a failed attempt to 'catch my drift/!!He a phony bloke/i hit him with bars till hes foaming soap/.. but honestly speaking.... my 'church mind ll set ablaze' the lonely mod/ ..so yall be not surprised...cuz this bout is bound to produce 'holy smokes'/!! For sure...hes mum wont pass these tough times/cos all she Fam too dumb and speak hot lies/ ...so if her sis claims 'smart with time'... i ll grab her head and snap the lady's neck, twisting..... 'anti clock wise/!!Edo boy.. but even in igbo i wordplay you/ dropped a poisoned 'audio disk in your ma' to frustrate you/... and her life danced to the music cuz i demonstrate doom/ ..... so anytime this nigga hears 'aud in ma'.. like igbos greeting.... he sure gon remember what 'K do'/!!Now i be sparring rough jabs/capable of barring though glads/so if this fake lawyer boasts crafting hot bars/ ....i Judge hes body with severe 'cuts of lure' ... for 'legally attracting cutlass'/!!Ok... Time to be honest. .. He errs with frees/claiming he wears the crown but fyh be-head the gee/.... you won? thats B.S you biiitch/ ... The way fork left holes in him and made 'M net' ...we all mistook him for 'd s t v/!!' He aint no homo jester who mates dudes/and f@g fella thus says who?/ .... Last post on Naira land, said you/ ... cuz krik exposed a shameful Nipost staff who only prefers to send guys love letters on facebook/!! This beef might make him cry now/ cuz i had hes mum 'enslaved in Beijing' soon chinkos paid to buy her/.. so if to best this bout, the lame be tryna/ ... he 'wont last long'.... cos lets face it... even hes ma na... 'maid in china'/!!He lacks clever sick spats/coog amongst others broke hes slender slim bars/... so i be getting the W once i enter him bad/ .... cos e go 'clear for im eye'... soon i hang miks 'sockets on antenna'... then twist he neck till i 'see better signal'/!! I spit fire that had elects burn/when i spar... even da selects run/... so if this 'aquatic lizard' claim on he shoulders da vets rest on/ ... i gon make the 'newt run' chasing with protons...then end the minus nigga ... striking with an electron/!!I brutal... what you throw are funny words/i spit hot rhymes in ur babe till her tummy burns/... and 'have chemical explosives tear you apart' for overforcing puns/ ..... till ya organs litter the streets... cos yo!!..... i just landed an 'ah tore mik bomb'/!! |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 4:29pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
Mikuz.. no vex.
Gimme like 7-10 mins.. mistakenly wiped my verse trying to copy and paste from notepad..
I saved it on phone.. make I transfer from there.
Just a sec. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 2:58pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
mikuz: Ksslib I got time now. Lets post by 2.30 - down? Na you say 10pm oh. Ok. We drop by 4pm. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:55pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
ochon: You're right. She made it seem like Tayo got jealous that Macky2 won or something. Like it's now a fight between Tayo and Macky2 for the next award/gift. But TBH, I don't blame her sha. She seemed genuinely happy and had no sinister reason for saying her mind.
Abeg, continue with the DS update, they've just taken our light. And to even imagine Naija voted the kroor kroor na im dey pain me pass. Now it all makes sense. I think it was on Monday. She was telling klaar klaar about someone who talked in a diff way to her like he was 100% sure she ll go on Sunday. Yes, now I remember----it was on Monday. Then klaar klaar told her that he wanted her to go and she agreed. They were talking about Tayo. I tuned in late, so I didnt catch most of what they said but iam very sure it was Tayo cos he was the person who talked issues with her the previous day. I cant. Something else needs my attention. I sure say dynamitee and others go update una on that. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 2:01pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
ochon: Sheillah's DS excerpts.
Sheillah when asked by Biggie who are playing the best game, she said:
Macky2. That he plays his game like a pro and he's taking more "baby steps."
Mr 265. That he's hyperactive and reads every HM like a book. That's he is good game player.
Tayo. That Tayo plays a good game but of lately, he's now mellow no more hyperactive. That Tayo was winning all the gifts from Africa but when Macky2 won last night, it's now game time and people have started seeing Macky2 as a good game player and a contender. That Tayo has been getting all the attentions. So it's now about about hyperactive Tayo vs mellow, reserved Macky2.
She said she'd love to see her sister, Tato, because she's the only person taking care of her stuffs at home. I tuned in and saw her DS. I didnt like the way she said that part. She said the thing like Tayo was jealous of macky winning cos africa gives him gifts every week. Cos I remember her saying something like------ yo!!!! I saw someone's face(thats Tayo) And from what i picked from her words, shes kinda expecting some kind of showdown between Tayo and Macky(most esp fom tayo).. Too bad, cos that kroor kroor head is in for some big disappointment. |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (elimination Round 1) by Ksslib(m): 12:35pm On Nov 04, 2014 |
I vote Vivly |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 11:05pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Da na val. No vex say I no reply
Na chance wey I no been get |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland December 2014 Contest (campaign Thread) by Ksslib(m): 10:24pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
JigsawKillah: I nor no who I go vote for Sef SAW. So you sef dey waka come this area.  Anyway, dont be confused no more. Vivly is the code. |
Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 9:33pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
mikuz: Na poor health put me outta action. Ksslib lets drop tomorrow - 10pm. I'm back fully! Kpele.. You kill my morale sha. But ok. Till then |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 8:56pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
kgr28: 4th is Tayo BBA prop - Speakers. Exactly my point. Cuz speakers are for entertainment. . |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:58pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
safarigirl: hahaha. I think both traits go hand-in-hand Lol. Sofri sofri  . Before dem accuse person of ganging up as usual.  |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:55pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Outstanding furnitures in the house so far; Butterfly---- three sitter Samantha--- room divider Klaar klaar---- centre table |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:42pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Pearl104: I will rather he take a voluntary exit than ve evicted. I don't think Biggy will ever evict him though, till the last day. You know, at the very early stages,I was kinda indifferent about the winner. Any deserving HM could/should win for all I care. But now, Tayo must win whether devil like am or not. I agree. The only thing that will even make me happier other than Tayo winning is if he takes voluntary exit. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:22pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Forwetinnah: Lmao. .a swear if you say na another country rep dey eat like KlarrKlarr, lawd have mercy!! They would go from abusing the rep, to the goverment of the rep for starving it's citizens, to abusing the country as a whole. Ewo!! No be today that matter for finish o. Thing wey dey surprised me be say KlarrKlarr na SA, the food now wey in dey eat per minute per sight like GSMservice providers dey SA full ground..why the rush to finish the food for house?? Maybe cos like he said----- His country fought aliens from outer space for the food. And his eating is to honour the dead warriors. Talk about being dumb and a glutton---all in one person. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:12pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
dynamitee: @Ksslib, @Tosag, you know there is one saying that silence is the best answer for a foole. I know it is a common saying and we breeze thru and don't always practice it, but leave smart mam para ode akuri XG alone. Replying that guys biased posts na waste of expensive MB No. He don too enjoy the freedom hia. A rooster no get right to cry fowl play. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:06pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 12:05pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
Klaar klaar, may the god of my fore fathers give you the victory as HOH, so you can win and put up Tayo once and for all. Saving us the stress of having to stay awake in the dead of night just to watch a full grown @ss coward gossip another man he didnt have the balls to put up for eviction in the first place. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:45am On Nov 03, 2014 |
safarigirl: thank you. They think we don't see them. Just this morning one said SADC should unite and make sure Nigeria never wins BBA, just go to twitter and see the war going on between Naija and SA that started just this morning and the mofo can only filter one post. This show has outlived it's purpose. It's as useless as NYSC and Naija must pull out next year, phuck what anyone says Dont mind them. Everything is Naija Naija Naija Naija. Naija is the reason Tayo's group keep winning even though the opposing HM's fom the other group admitted Tayo's group doing better. Biggy wants Tayo to win the money. .. bla bla bla All their problems, na Naija dey cause am. NIAJA is even the reason behind Klaar klaar being a consumate glutton. Like what da fffuck! And one xenophobic goat wan come here dey yan me opata all cuz say person just wan act mature ignoring some kain things. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:34am On Nov 03, 2014 |
See as dem dey miss the hole.
Na this kain task dem take dey know virgin. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:31am On Nov 03, 2014 |
kgr28: Wow such energy!! I bet you were shaking when you wrote this.... it didnot pain me shame, it gave courage that I will write everything I want!
and since you guys constantly call me and my brothers xenophobes!
then I am entitled to call you DRUG-LORDS. Buhahaha @bolded.. So predictable and I said it below. Ksslib: As expected, you go online to look for one post, then drop it here as usual just to look the victim and subconsciously justify ya vendetta for Naija. But come to think of it, are you in anyway trying to tell me that the trash youve been posting all this while is you not typing everything you want?  Damn. You mean you still have other equally, if not more disturbing xenophobic bias point of views in that head of yours? Shiit is scary. Twist it anyway you like, thats your one kobo. And since you term xenophobic he/she goats your brothers, know from this day henceforth----- you ll be referred to as xenophobic goat on here (by me of course). And lets see who ll get tired. One more thing, how you managed to connect the drug lord angle to this issue's geometry goes to a very large extent to prove you being a xenophobic goat.. shikena. And yes, I was shaking when I typed this too.  . Do have a nice day, , xenophobic goat.  |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:02am On Nov 03, 2014*. Modified: 12:50pm On Nov 03, 2014 |
kgr28: Ojukwu Ifeanyi > Big Brother Hotshots Pls am not saying that tayo must win the money,am neither insensitive or selfish....lord knows there are some other people I like in that house like Ella ,sheila etc that I will be just as happy for if they win.....all am saying is ,judge tayo by his performance in the house and not by his country..... The whole of Africa ,we have a common enemy "South Africa" they are the hate perpetrators,let us unite against them...Africa ( minus SA ) we are one. 3 hrs · Big Brother Hotshots
I suppose this is cool! Lemme just assume the person behind that acc is a Nigerian. . Yes. Its super cool. No be today those xenophobic inferiority complexed hateful brothers and sisters of yours don dey use BBA talk hateful shiit about Naija. The only mistake he made was to exclude others cuz the whole of SADC can go fffuck themselves for all I care. As expected, you go online to look for one post, then drop it here as usual just to look the victim and subconsciously justify ya vendetta for Naija. If we start posting what your xenophobic brothers and sisters have said, this thread wont contain us. And I do hope that post pained you to the bone marrow, if not, then fffuck it. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:49am On Nov 03, 2014 |
nikky341: The koko is I could not bring myself to vote for kacey m. He was disconnected with his country (I watched when he dissed his country) and disrespected his wife. I know how I voted for tayo and mam bea . And harassed people around me for there handset to vote with boyh SMS, wechat and even laptops. The beauty was that you can do the 100 votes at once. But this week I couldn't be bothered. Even if he was 9ja I would never vote cos of the reasons I mentioned Ok. |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 10:47am On Nov 03, 2014 |
Dannyxy: no underestimate nairaland oh, hmmm, big time voters are here. have you ever wondered why most time, the popular consensus here is reflected in the voting result?
as every body come dey talk say naija mess up, I go twitter, naija mess up, I go Facebook, naija mess up, I come here too, I dey see naija mess up, na im prompt me to ask, who be the naija wey mess up?, no be all of us, I feel say, e better make we accept our mistake, than to dey blame one abstract naija, say na dem mess up. @ bolded, thats not correct. Most times, the consensus here tallies with the outcome cos when certain housemates are up, with common sense you/we can rightly guess who ll get the vote. We have been shocked here many atimes as to who got the vote at the end of the day. Abi I lie?  Yea. Moving on. Good morning. |
Phones › Re: Get Ready To Be Surprised Heavily By Airtel Nigeria by Ksslib(m): 11:48pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
Am I the only one surprised that these cunny service providers are surprising us?  |
TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Africa 'hotshots' Official Thread by Ksslib(m): 11:39pm On Nov 02, 2014 |
njokusboy: Yes ke... only on sundays  Oh ok. Well, you no dey miss much sha. I wan crash so. Night.. |