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kr0ne:
It's ok, bro. But next time before u battle someone, go to that person's previous battles and check for puns used against him/her to avoid repetition, hence the accusation of Suarezing. No be only u don repeat pun unknowingly here. So just forget am abeg. I'd rather advise u start nursing the headache of Madprick losses in the nearest future

As a matter of fact sef, the thing no pain me atall. Where I no like na how he come dey threaten me. For which levels na? Abi he no do the same to elymax? But everybody understand the situation cos we no be small children here and everyone is above 18, except elymax ---iffa hear. . I no just dey like make person dey single me outta the crowd based on whatever reason. The mata don pass sha.

Taaa. The Team we ll loose to has not yet been created. If no be cos ajax dey wasteful in front of goal, you guys would have lost that game. I just just dey pity una.

Darkrebel:
I did not expect you to say this too....
how will he bite a pun..if he knows it has been used on this site before and if it has been used on you before.?

you were crying when elymax was saying you used something he used for geoxpress or so...now your saying he bit from someone

if you dare me...I will show you where you have recycled a punchline..yes...on this same site...you used a punchline twice....... ask and I shall show you where you used a punchline twice in two different battles....

I tire o. How will I bite a pun when it has been used on him on this site by someone they all know like prekky.

I had to drop many puns by instinct out of my lines cos I wasnt too sure if its been used before to avoid stuffs like this.

Lol. Its funny sha. Anyway, dark just forget the mata before e go turn anoda thing. ILL do the same too.

mikuz:
I no expect this kain talk from you. You suppose chill based on say we no take action after you bit ThePrekky's puns.

Huh? So na bad thing now to correct somebody and ask he/she be straight with a verd?

So cos prekky used newt run and ah tore mik and I used it too without even knowing out of 24bars na im dey make you yarn this one. Me sef I no expect this kain talk from you.

And whos we? Wetin dey stop the WE from taking the action?

braindamage:
..The picture is priceless bro. like the brothers though, fantastic professionals.

Yea me too. Very passionate lot.

Good night everyone.

ochon:
LOL. So true. She's using Ellah as cover up. Her plans didn't work. She wanted Frankie to fall for her friend, and when her match-making failed, her ego was crushed. I don't see why she'd call Frankie a pùssy for not wooing her friend. If she's joking, it'd have been a different ball game. Maybe she's hoping Macky2 will woo her if Frankie woos Ellah.

Abeg, good night y'all. Time to hit the sheets.

I didnt watch the whole thing sha. E pain me say I miss am. I was stuck on Nickelodeon with some small shildrens.


You still dey do that ya Night security job? More like time to hit the streets.

braindamage:
For Ellah, Sipe and Frankie

Buhahaha. Iam even watching the re-play right now.

I think this picture is one of the most hilarious football moments ive ever seen , closely followed by one from Kolo where he put both hands on the head. I think he scored an own goal or something. These brothers funny sha.



Looks at the pic again. Hahahahaha

ochon:
Sipe just carry the matter for head like say na Gala. Free Frankie nau. The hunk no want, na by force to woo girl ni?

When a protest, say a street one is organised, you ll find out that the hyper protesters amongst the crowd are normally those affected by the issue one way or the other.

Long mouthed sipee's situation tells a tale of a woman who has been avoided by men more than they do Womens Toilet. So, to a large extent, she sees herself in Ellah right now cos she can identify. .. thats why shes dieing ontop the matter pass wizkid.

I still remember Ellah's words on stage like it was yesterday.

She said she ll be---- Fiesty Mysterious and Dangerous.

Shey na so Fiesty women dey smother men?

Fiesty indeed.

njokusboy:
On the other hand, the dude might not like her... telling a girl you don't like you like her is a herculean task....

Personal experience

Couldnt have said it better. Your choice of words have to be Einstein inspired and spat in Mozart fashion. Cos they ll so scrutinise every ffucking word you say, how high or low your breath level was...e..t.c and make overly dramatic meanings off em.

v24m:
Yes we are here.

S/O to Lexy, Ochon, Fork( still cant stomach d name) LaBellaMafiaZA, Safarigirl, Kslib,Goodgirl, braindamage, Tatianna009, Akshow, Forwetinah, Worldpeace and others

Thanks V.

But I don tell you tire na. I am not kslib

waxdude:
for ksslib

Thanks bro.

safarigirl:
Murder by 265: "JJ is the only one in the jacuzzi that will need a life jacket"

Dayuummmmm.

This one hot pass punch. Na ogogoro

kr0ne:
I pity una. No be the starting matter, na the finishing. See how u struggled against Liverpool last night and managed to get a single goal. If those fools had played half of what they played against u yesterday at home Madprick would be struggling to qualify by now

Yimu.. so for your mind we really wan play Liverpool yesterday? .. smh.

We were just joking with them cos we had nothing at stake. Dem for score us first na, na dere dem for see better craze like bark ahhh...

coogar:
you should impose yourself on them, not otherwise.

I see.

Very well. Noted

kr0ne:
In battles, avoid jam-packing too much ideas in one bar to avoid punishing ur voters, some are not that patient. Use less fillers too. I think, after ur next battle u won't need any more explanations coz u have amazingly improved

I ll try.

Bark ahh , how market?

coogar:
nah, you should be your own worst critic.
i don't read my own verse and say cool. i always edit & re-edit till the last minute. if i show you my draft, you would shake your head. i fine-tune and fine-tune till i get zapped and nothing else to add.



this is why you need plenty of time. don't let your opponent dictate for you on when to drop. he might have been preparing for months for you so don't fall for such cheap tricks. the difference between one dopė battler from the other dopė battler is preparation.



by helter skelter, i mean the way you present it to NL. the verses are not intact. one line would separate from the other in one place and others would muddle in another.

use italics to emphasise the pun so you don't have to explain parenthesis. if they don't get it then they are the retardś, not you? the discovery of hidden puns sway judgements your way. if you already explain to them, where's the entertainment value?

I do edits too but not that much, I guess thats where thr major difference comes in.

True. Thats why when I started this ish, I stretched alot. Though now, I dont stretch but most times i write a verse that looks really good, I end up editing and adding words/little explanations that takes away the sting cos I feel like the readers might not get it and it defeats the purpose of the verse in the first place.

Darkrebel:
lol .
.. I ve read almost all the battles here...so I remembered quickly when I saw that ah tore mik thing.....

but not to worry...your anti*clock wise pun..socket...won it for you

Almost all? Wow. You try sha cos thats quite a number.

gottoboy:
You re suppose to

Ok o

coogar:
who's your favourite?



no need to restrict some certain voters...
your verse was epic - the improvement is huge. the only reason anyone might give the edge to kim or tie the battle is cos of the structure & organisation of your rhymes.

it's like many of you rush to post & leave the lines helter-skelter. you have taken time to write a good verse, why not take time too to present it as neatly as possible? what would it cost you?

About presenting neatly and organisation, thats the main issue there, , sometimes you write something and be like 'cool' but when an outsider reads it, he almost immediately points out the broken links.

Its like a game of draft or say chess where the person observing both players sees deadly moves they both cant.

By helter skelter and organisation, are you talking about flow or packing too many diff ideas in one bar ?

Na wa o.

So captainflash you had to go change some criterias you tied before in the name of what? Smh. Iam not saying you should vote me but whats with changing verds. Confusion or what? Its not my one kobo who you want to vote but just list out crits and give to who you like--- nobody go cut ya head. . E hard pass so?

I think this is the first time I ll be doing this but captainflash and sosiq should never vote in any brawl I ll partake in----henceforth.

Those incharge of thread creation should take note.

Ok. Seen. Darkrebel no need. The prekky used both before.


I 'step to d plate' than tryna walk in platters/
twice last yr I bombed dis gaffer/ . .went nuclear on this rapper/
see, normally I don't floss wif starters. . .so I suggested this newt run. . .buh he refused, so Ah tore mik. . .and it doesn't MATTER!!/

kr0ne:
I understand ur point. If u were Ibo u wouldn't use that pun at all. Eze is king, not father. And eze halla is too forced to rhyme with eze ala, which means king of the land.
As for the antenna line, u killed it when u said something like 'use his eye socket as antenna, then twist his . . . so I can see clear.' The eye there spoiled the punch, and u even highlighted it. So you made it sound like u were to see through Mikuz's eyes. Haba, check am again na. I really enjoyed ur verse, I swear, but it's like ur always in a hurry to land ur punch without properly building up ur bars. But I must confess, you've tremendously improved overtime

Oh ok. Now I see. I bolded father cos I was referring to his father whose name is eze. If I had known King, which is the translation of Eze is what will come to mind, like you said i no for use or rather use in a different way.

As for the pronounciation, na cos say when I pronounce am, I noticed a present but no so audible H between the E and A---- ezeHala. Na my Edo tongue cause am.

Yea. Still need to work on build ups. Gracias.

So person don use that tore mik before? . Wicked person.

Too bad theres no wordplay dictionary like elymax said.

Darkrebel shey you say you be sherlock Holmes? . Lemme see how fast you call pull the link. I wan see the one where ato mik bomb idea was used before. Also newt run

lumeviewscom:
Men, Suits is one of the best series out there.

If an episode is released while I'm out, I don't wait to get back to my apartment to stream it, I stop whatever the f*ck I'm doing and download/watch it on my phone, then go home and watch it again on the big screen. #ThugLife

Correct. You sabi better thing.

Yeyenatu why you no contest?

I don see your pinshoor sha.

I vote
Vivly
Omolola 1
Rozzay
Martha K
Temigracie
Nabsprada

Almost everyone has voted, so this no be vote swaying.

Krone, you perhaps got my opener wrong. What does the fact that ezeala means King of Land in igbo has to do with wordplaying the name? Iam not an igbo guy for one, so should i go about looking for igbo translations to wordplay something which its point of focus in the first place has to do with English?

Cos eze halla was also played with amaze a father--- cuz you halla when something amazes you thats why I kept it in quotes. I dont get the King of Land in igbo angle sha. Iam not in anyway saying you should have given me the opener cos we all have what appeals to our eyes but your explanation on why it was a flop prompted this.

And the antenna line too. You got my MAIN point wrong. No be everytime antenna dey clear thats why we twist it in the first. So that doesnt mean everything placed on antenna automatically becomes clear. The last line you faulted was to paint a vivid picture esp since most of us don at a certain point use am take search signal before.

I could have pointed where you got it wrong but I go leave am like that cos I feel awkward explaining my lines.. .. Thanks for the compliment though .

fuckyouhard:
.......i used kim, that's all. but they forget when they call me fph. bastards!

Oh ok..

.....
And Captainflash who you dey call ksslip? . Modify am joor.. and you might wanna check ur verd again and the points each criteria carries cos it seems like you made an error or something.

ochon:
LOL. I'm yet to watch Suits, have heard a lot about it.

Yes o, came here to tidy up some few "loopholes."

Some ll say its for Law/arts students but na lie. Iam at the other side and still enjoy it ALOT. If you have the time, try it.

Ok brah. Good to know.

ochon:
LMAO!! He said he sue us and take down NL like Linda Ikeji's blog.

Na wetin too much season film dey cause be this. The first time I watched SUITS, I was inspired. If not for Gods intervention, i for sue my Mama for nothing.

Osun, its like you back in school for some time now.

ochon:
LOL.. That Mellishant guerilla murdered my moniker. LMAO @Osun.

Sofri. Abeg I no follow. He said he ll sue for ***abeg how he take speak that english sef** ?

## hyena laugh##

prettymwiks:
you wan start another fight here?
Please refer to him as Ochon for your own good.
Yeah, i do know which side my toast is buttered on

Fight? . More like you wan kill person this early mor mor.

How much is butter than you cant rub it on both sides of the toast?

YoungDaNaval:
Happy Birthday Geoxpress!!!

Lmao . Nigerians no go kill person.

Happy birthday Geoxpress.