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tsquaure:
Kaycee More is shouting that his wife , funmi should make him ogbono dis night . Methinks that rather he will be in hot ogbono soup

Lmao.

Nice speech re-engineering. .

Where you at?

When you drop, I drop.

YoungDaNaval:
@Kslibb , No Vex. I'll Reply You Maybe In The Evening. Coz 4 Now, Ah Wan Cool Down Watch This Man U Match!

Yung so you d0pe like dat na im you no dey gree drop? You bad jare.. cool

No wahala. Me sef I dey busy and exhausted. .

By the way.. na ksslib . You no spell am well. If to say I no check here, I for miss the mention.

alexumeho:
Hmmm! I wonder why LUCIFER comes to view this thread mostly on sundays?....@ LUCIFER, you no dey go church ni? I release holy ghost fire upon you o o

Happy sunday my people:
V24M (I love you baby)
F adict
Forwetinnah
Ochon
Ksslib

Live up to EPL (double Manchester clash) and Eviction party (to send KC whoore home before he self-services on ellas weavon)

Happy sunday bro. .

Lwkmd @ self-services on ellah's weave..

ELYMAXiimus:
wow..... This happens to be my first time of seeing it.... I'm sure ksslib did'nt know either.
I wish there was something one could use to check if a punch has been used before...
Is there a way you do that?

True. I didn't know . I thought it was fresh sef.

YoungDaNaval:
lol woke up this morning and saw this.

LEGGO!!!


Hei Slibb, Shut Ya 4uckin Mouth/ Ya Really Wack/ So Don't Dare Me Dawg/ Coz Like An Ekuke Breed"........ You Only Bark/ Rarely Fight/ Losing Bout/ And Now Ya Talking Back?/ K Ya Dead..... So Like Policemen On Duty......... You're Just A Walking Corpse!!!

So Watch Me Mock You Bad/ And Flog You Lad/ Like Tha Gunnerz Did To Sunderland/ So If You Gat The Nerve/ To Bring Ya Lads/ Ofcourse They're Kitty Catz/ Then Imma Kill Em All....... And Watch You Scream Bringbackourpussy......... After I Fuckyouhard!!! lol.

So Don't Me Boy/ Coz I Damage Clit/ With Ma Savage Hit/ But You Can't Manage Diss/ Coz Ya Village B.itch/ Coz Slibb's Weak..... Watch Me Eat Him Up Like Salad...... OMO NA CARBBAGE TINZ!! Lol.



Coz Im In A Killing Mood/ The Way Am Beating Fools/ And Shooting Dudes/ Slibb Should Be Acting Cool/ But If Otherwise You think/ Then Imma Attack Bag Ya House/ Grab Ya Wife/ And Paint Her womanliness Wall....... With Ma White Ink/ And If You Make Attempt/ To Call Ya Goons/ Then Like The APC...... Imma Attack With Brooms/ Infact, The Only Time You've Gat A Team...... Is When You Buy Soft Drink!!!!



Happy Sunday Bruh!

you flow entry level but am a bad boss..this oga no care/ strike you with the thunder i share/
........ till you ponder and fear/then murder ya head/and impale ya feet with the rough bars i spear/
........ so how da ffuck you gon stand me when i got sharp tools under ya legs? /
you flow 'flourish'. .. so i use bakery tools cover ya rear/ then stab ur back ... for being an easy win... till you r..i. .p ...mc loaf... cuz omoh na Baba God butter my 'bread'/!!

They say always am joking/.... cos its funny how ah show freaks/ ...... like naval who spitting rascal old shiit/ ........ that being agbero is overrated when i bar d0pe frees/
i rambo you to death in brutal fashion like its what sylvester stallone did/........ then pierce ya heart with 'arrows through a key hole'...cos like northerners... you 'are bow key'/

Ya shiit make no sense/but if you take offense/......this sunday beatings ll get you pained and densed/.......then send you up in flames like a catholic made incense/cuz ur fam's full of lame regrets/
and ur sis a fake princess/...... a diick hungry maiden an untamed tigress/ ......banging every farmer who space her legs/ ....
.... cos shes like unhacked android phones... they just bring edible.... 'roots'... and 'gain access'/!!







Happy sunday too bro.

Check

teddybiyasi:
ksslib I gat something you can use to kill Kim


holla me if you no won make Kim tear you apart

Lol. @tear me apart .. put me in prayers biko.

Wetin be the something? dont be too generous cos you fit need am if you and him get brawl o!

ELYMAXiimus:
aiit good-lock!

Lol. Na real good lock..

Thanks bro

YoungDaNaval:
Lol Im Just Seeing This.

Straight Up Freez!!!


This Dude Is Cray/ He's Rude And N.ude/ And Yes, He's Gay/ In The Midst Of Dudes/ Though He Tryna Be Sane/ But He'd Been Cursed And Ruined/ Mocked And Doomed/ Like Iscariot And Jude/ So If You Try To Be-Tray...........Then Ah Go Use You Serve Food!!!



After I Storm Ya House/ At Night/ Behead Ya Wife/ And Reset Ya Life/ Coz Ya Weak To Fight/ This King Of Knight/ But If You Think Im Fright/ Of You.... Then Watch Me Shoot K's Left Brain......... So Slibb Can Think Right!!!

Coz Ma Linez Are Tough/ Too Rough & Raw/ But Ya Wack Like Saw/ And Be Slapped By Moi/ Stabbed And Snubbed/ By Dudes And Goons/ And If You Dare Feel Ontop/ Then You Must Be High On Cums/.... I Mean Ya A Disgrace To Hiphop/ So Like A Dwarf Height............ You Should Keep Shut!!!!!

I ll just rebutt every fffucking puchline he threw


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You all pumped up but I deflate goons/.... and always, me stay cool/but he tryna lead stray who?/....... certainly not lib that spit facts to debate foools/
now jes was sold for 30silver coins...but even ya carrier aint worth one kobo... so how da fffuck i gon betray you?/

Now i bringing fright/his throat iam giving bites/and his skull i ll really smite/with fists to interchange his left and right brain in this fight/
so hes only a left headed foool...if he believes hes thinking right/

The bars ah spell/hot.. cos my spats na hell/but ur shiiit dont move nada here/you 'feeling fly'.. but how i dropped young made even his father fear/
cos my gun mouth only 'shut up'... and da 'naval fell'!!

ELYMAXiimus:
Stab your eyes with allegator bone till i see crocodile tears.... Hahahahahahaha
ksslib....
You for reserve this punch for mik na...
Or it seems you done with ya verse already? .....
I anticipate that match.....

Lol. Actually I never finish.. but 4pm still far.. so before then I go don ready ..

Lagunna:
Baba I dey o.
I just dey hail you noni

. Thank you o my oga.

Lagunna:
Ksslib

I dey hail o. Anything for me? **opens hand**

YoungDaNaval:
Maybe Im The Mode To Do Some Fr3style.........Some1 Should Plz Diss Me!!

You want a diss?/
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naa.. you get thumped with fists/till you go numb with hits/
Libs an agbero with vampire traits... you ask.. is he a thug or beast?/you ll go with former once i get you gunned with ease/....... cos yous a 'babe' i murk with frees/
..... like shots off target...young is what I call a 'miss'/
this poor lad na glad?/young.. how da hell you won murder ya spars?/
when like a prison full of falsely accused men of God.. you pack no threat under ya bars/
ur sister.. with bullets i cover her laps/batter your dad and ma/cut ur veins with plier till you all red like feb 14.. ..... cos its no secret..... young da... NA 'VAL'/
I probe ya rear/till the hoe dies here/.....even ghosts i near /cos iam an ignorant spartan..i dont know my fears/.......... but now, i render you cold and dead/
......... then 'stab ur eyes with 'alligator bones'... till i see 'crocodile tears'/
you an ilde wack lad/plus you lack bars/to bag cats/......... but iam the glad who jabs dark/
....... even german clubs know i 'roast your @ss' under fire like munchen.... give you 'black back'/
you run far?....still i have bullets reach you/... em weak vets breach you/cos you an @sswipe.. a mere tissue/
...... but i ll have your 'corpse whipped' if you insist on flogging this dead issue/!!

Victorious vic, ive been kinda busy. Couldnt find time to join the campaign..

Hope ##team vivly## is doing well.

Jbluv55:
Muna farma, Alhamdulilah! .

I see you already on one team but.....*whispers to him in Olubukato's voice*....for national peace, you can still incorporate more teams na maigida na .

#TeamRozzay
#TeamAfricanApple

Jb why you dey whisper in olu voice.. ? Shey na my papa..

So one can campaign for more than one team?

alexumeho:
Haba babe!! Ella is a beauty queen you must not forget, besides Idris is just a confused guy, trynna to make do with the available option not really the desirable.....


Good morning to all ma God-given friends.
V24m ......(Wink @ F.adict)
F.adict
Ochon
Forwetinnah
Ksslib

Good morning in advance bro.. Make that same God oil your hustle.

Enjoy the rest of the day.

dammyg319:
I think you are talking about Cleo's song.......Cleo icequeen : Big dreams

Its a shame i couldnt recognize cleo's voice..
Make i go download am..

Thanks alot dammy!

Opener--- Geo
rhymes--- ****
Mets--- Illness
punchlines---- illness
Personals--- Geo
flow--- illness
wordplay--- ****
closer---- illness

mvgt---- illness

dre11:
How is the land of the bba stars

I guess ure joining the winning team

Team rozzay
Team Africanapple
Send their greetings to u

They are all fine ojare.

So na here you run con hide. I see.

My greetings too. Better come join ##team vivly## now before its too late. And have a taste of victory.

Jbluv55:
Maigida Ksslib, Yaya kake? Kwana biyu fa .

Please join the winning train. The team of byoootiful ladies.

#TeamAfricanApple
#TeamRozzay

Mutumi na. Giki akwai sauki. Kai ma, yaya kake?

Erm.

Victoriousvic:
Welcome bro!

Your presence as a part of #TeamVivly would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks.

No P. ##Team vivly## it is.

How can I help her campaign.

The way Goitse be licking that can of pepsi. Idris be wishing he was the bottle.

Yumm.

Pls anyone watching right now should help with the name of that track----- the one with a girl rapping like Nicki Minaj. A guy took the chorus in some african language.

Biggy played it at last weeks party too.

I need to download it.

Modified### Not the one playing at the time of this post. The one before it.

Victoriousvic:
Jossi994, Kiddablingzz, aitee1, Aprime, alomosweets, kizmarty, darlynlara, missmossy, Artery, Luminary1, faithgokz, Beennkumar, jbluv55, agybabe, zyzxx, safarigirl, mayapop, remsonik, amefrica, ochon, ksslib

Come in and support a queen who deserves to be crowned Miss Nairaland!

#TeamVivly all the way!!

Present. Damn! She looks so

How I go take support?

Dannyxy:
abi, let's give ehmm, wetin dem call am again?, ehen, honour to whom honour is due.

Na so.

Shiella---- My mum has never beaten us.



Well, lucky you. Those days, my mum will so beat you and if you try to run , she ll dip her left hand in the throat, pull out some stones from the kidney and ###gbamm##--- for your head. Then make a ring outta intestine, throw it round your neck and drag you back---beating continues.

Now when I look back, I just laugh.


............
Idris and Ellah. Hmmmn. You guys are becoming too close. Idris, becareful and dont let her use your head again. Its time to be a man.

Anytime Tayo is talking to Shiella, she most atimes looks so soaked in whatever hes saying. Like she doesnt want to miss even a word. ## blowing whistle##



Oh silly me! I almost forgot shes doing it to get Nigeria's vote.

Wetin Shiella rub for head.

Na kroor kroor she get abi lakpa lakpa

Danny youre right.

dynamitee nice work. Chop knuckle

Shiella and Nhanla brings back memories of that Nollywood movie--- Living in bondage.

Immediately biggy declared the store open, she tapped him 'oya go'...

The twice the speed of light effort Nhanla put in rushing to the store room dropped my jaw.

There's no bottle his size in the house, else Shiella for don trap person pikin.

JJ pls fogive me for calling you houseboy.

##out casts###

Forwetinnah:
Which kind sanctions be this, this morning...Ksslib, you are a dictator. . Upload your picture joor

Cestmoi1:
#in bishop ime's voice....Bia,doesn't call me c'est agidi again (I know the sentence is not right).Crimes against humanity and social conducts?.E remain crimes against peace. #yimu

One for you each..

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