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cutemii:
Okay...time to join the hotshots on nairaland

I particularly join this forum cos of bba...hv been an ardent reader since

And hv fallen in love with some peeps via their posts

And in no particular order I wanna send s/o to the ffg peeps:

Safarigirl(stubborn analyst)
Forwetinnah(humorous lady)
Ksslib(comedian)
Ochon(cool dude)
Spade(the strategist)
Dynamite(the forum auto updates)
V24m and alex...(two love birds)
Braindamage and worldpeace(ma'bae's crush)
Forkadict(tayo's sarcastic fan)
Aitee1(tayo's crush)
Kgr28 and 14(Tayo's haters)
Dannyxy(sam/witch boo )
Ghkwame1 and goodgirl




And a host of others I can't remember their monikers right now

Stay blessed y'all...**big hug***

Thanks babes. But iam not a comedian.

Youre welcome here. And do enjoy your stay.

Summary fom Sammy' s Diary session;

She feels housemates know the game is on and will do anything to stay in the house. Biggy asked for specific s and yeah you guessed right---- Tayo!!!

Maggi2 mentioned something about housemates talking to you but indirectly using you as a mere point on contact to talk to Africa. Then she began to notice that Tayo does it alot. That he says things about you claiming its a joke but wants to paint you bad infront of Africa. He tried doing it with her yesterday but she showed him that he can use other housemates to play his game but certainly not her. And now hes either going to come on her stronger or back off but either ways, the housemates are beginning to know who he really is and his game plan has been exposed. He ll probably have to look for another strategy.

She also mentioned him knowing when he wants to entertain Africa, knowing when hes at his prime and also knowing when to sleep.

She doesnt have prime times, shes just herself all the time--- except of course when she occasionally turns to a bird at night attacking innocent people like Trezegah.

Perhaps Samantha has seen it in her coven that Tayo won so shes maybe trying to change destiny. The wiitch should know better--what they say about destiny!!

Biggy, no be only fitness trainers you go dey bring come that house. Shey you dey forbid Pastors?

There's this bush meat that needs to be roasted by holy ghost fire. Like Danny said---- it has gone spiritual! !

Jesus christ! This gotta be in the Guinness book of records as the longest gossip session ever.

Leave Tayo alone. Biiitch.

Like WTF!!!!!

safarigirl:
@spade, ochon, forwetinnah, dominique, ksslib, akshow.

I want us to vote against Tayo's team in this extravaganza...everybody I need to be up is in that team. Sam, nhlanhla, JJ.
They should all just come up

Hmmn. Nice idea but risky cos we are not too sure everyone we want to will be up esp that bitter Samstigator.

Besides, we're just few here and even if we decide to use this strategy, it might not work cos we are at the disadvantage numberwise.

decanta:
Lol no am not like that ,besides our love for tayo should bind us together
Why don't we name the page "soldiers of Tayo" or " tayo faniran armies " or " team tayo faniran"

Lwkmd. E don turn war.
The aim is to attract people not scare them away.

Lmao

braindamage:
[color=#990000]...We are strong people. Sadly, Africa(some) is moving in that train,,the hate for Nigerians, with the way you find them in our chatrooms and most things they say is just negative. I personally have never visited any chatroom outside this shores to pour out hate to another country. They just need to bury their heads in shame if one person keeps giving them cold feet[/color]

Yap big shame. Just one person is emotionally terrorizing almost a full house.

ninnyanny:
the second week or so...trezzy told biggie that he didnt like hw he saw sammy in his dreams....she appeared too cynical....lmao

Ok! I thought it was another dream. I for fear fear.

safarigirl:
ehen, on more important matters, what's your suggestion on the name of the page?

Oya make una start dey drop suggestions:

Ksslib
Ochon
Spade
Forwetinnah
Dynamitee
Akshow
Braindamage

We wan open proper page for Tayo...make una contribute:

How many admins
Who will do what?
Most importantly: wetin we go name the page?

His name added alongside Ajani should do. As for the rest, threadshots who have the time and dedication should decide/volunteer.

Random event###

Just this afternoon, these housemates---- Maggi2, Samstigator, idris, Spermixious and 26trapezium head were discussing about how these days in the game, no one gives a ffuck about Nigerian housemates unlike before when everyone wanted to associate with them Cos people now know better.

Idris also mentioned something about his mother telling him to go for the Nigerians.



Hehe. . One of these days, person go run mad for that house.

decanta:
Lol you know a show is boring when caterpillar and an Elvis presely wannabe have one channel all to themselves.

Lol.

ninnyanny:
lmao
someone just said that Trez's dream abt sammy
is coming to pass gradually....lmao

Which dream?

ninnyanny:
lol

I been think say he no dey fear before.

Spermixious---- iam scared as ffuck of Sunday.



Dont be scared. No one is trying to kill you. Youre just going home. Hopefully.

Spermixious and Butterfly. .... This gotta be hands down the mis match of the century.

Where will I even start from? Ughh

Mr 26trapezium ogor, so you dont even know if the Sun moves or not but you can gossip from noon till dark.

Akuya

braindamage:
... ..Wicked men on this thread.

Shes too slimy jare. She keeps jumping from diick to diick reporting Tayo so as to make him look bad or something but shes wasting precious time for nothing cos its not like the housemates even like him in the first place.

Tayo this--Tayo that..... haba.. na only you waka come?

Samantha, go and report Tayo to biggies ninja so we can rest. Msheew

This is how you differentiate a man from a pu $$y. Spermixious spermatozoa, talk nah.. what suddenly happened to your American I wanna ah wanna English? Flow as usual na!!! Oh I forgot, you only flow and speak ah wanna wanna when gossiping.

Butterfly for leave bottle for ya head sef or better still drown you inside that bathroom. Pu $$ y.

Interesting.

Who is this mystery person spermixious has dirt on outside the house hes threatening to use in the game?

This is the last thing I ll say on this ish.

Youre wrong . Dont turn this into a pride issue cos thats an epic fail. Truth to be told, if only peeps like you were in this section, no newbie, no matter how promising will gain experience. Thats the bitter truth.

Only few people here encourage. krone, coog, ely and some few others. Yea, I remember Prince too.

So dont twist the issue like iam being praised than normal Cuz I have been told many times to work on this-that and I took it in good faith. Even krone told me to work on my set ups just yesterday. Coog also pointed out some flaws----- so like I said----- no need to twist issues. And again, I never claimed sickest dude here. Na you know where you get that one from.

Darkrebel abeg no need. Make the mata just die abeg.

ELYMAXiimus:
ksslib tried... Don't start writing him off.... You should let this die down.......... You should stay mute henceforth.......

No! I didnt try at all.

Honestly, I dont even know what the whole argument is all about.

mikuz:
You can't go back and forth me with because you no get say. You are just feeling like you're the sickest emcee in NL right now cos the new school rappers on here are still learning the ropes when it comes to battlerap. How many vets voted in that battle? While I was doing a sublime rhyme structure based on 4 syllables, you were struggling with 2-3 syllabes. If you were to vote in that battle, you wouldn't even think of giving RHYMES a TIE!

Hahaha. Show me where and when I claimed the sickest emcee? Oh i forgot, thats how you feel.

Talking about learning the ropes. Iam like the newest newbie here with no prior knowledge of Rap battle whatsoever, so thats not an excuse, rather that should be my excuse.

You brag too much and you should be ashamed that the same person you kept calling wack and running down even dragged a battle with your so called almighty d0pe self in the first place Pls remind me, for how many years have you been into this rapbattle ish again.

The LEAST I rhymed in that battle was 3 syllables. I did 4-4 almost throughout. Show me where I did two or below 3 like you said? No. I dont expect you to cos you just wan talk without facts.

Biko, Iam tired of this whole argument. Battle is over battle don finish.

You won all the crits but the voters cheated you. Satisfied? Ok..Case closed.

mikuz:
Lol . . . All my puns were top notch! You lost that criterium to me by default. I used a pun twice in a different, creative and innovative way. Atleast, I invented the pun - But you? You bit ThePrekky's puns. 90% of your puns were fell flat. You losed so many points for forcing the hell outta ya puns. Everything I popped was class, they were so good that some flew over ya heads. The idiomatic punchlines were cray! Some voters even thought I played hair with hare. I was so good that some thought they've seen my wordies somewhere else but none of them can bring links. Most of you need to paint your English with knowlegde of idioms. Its about time I create a list of Default Voters!

No wahala. I really dont have the time to go into any back and forth.

No! Dont create a list of default voters only, also create a list of those allowed to post on this section cos you are the almighty and major General who holds the exclusive right to make decisions for each and everyone here.

Nimen:
oga mi... Could you please add Jennimma to your list? Thanks in anticipation

Em, too bad its against the rules to modify votes.

Maybe next round bro.

KingsleyJay:
ksliby sliby

my niggi
longest tym

Longest time man.

Howve you been? Hope you good!

Dannyxy:
epistle general on women affairs, kai ksslib.

osun don bite you, him don infect you with epistlelisis.

Lmao.

I vote
Vivly
Rozzay
Omolola1
Annypie

Wtf!!! What offence did dark rebel commit? So spitting facts now has now become a crime. And what does this has to do with removing him from the tourney? I believe that was a typo..

Smh

mikuz:
Ok now you know that those puns are not new. So stop blacklisting voters cos if I were to do the same Ill blacklist everyone who gave wordplay to you, cos no vet in his right senses would ever claim your wordplay skill is better than mine.

Na today dem don dey blacklist people here? As a matter of fact, flashs verd showed I had more points than you but I guess he forgot to count the point each criteria carried, so he gave you three crits and gave me two then gave you the Win cos he wanted to diiick ride thinking he played smart. I coulda kept quiet and it will be in my favor cos technically its my win but I told him to check back. Just like I guessed, he erased the crits he initially tied and gave them to you to accommodate diick riding. Its not my business who he votes but a confused ddick rider will not vote in my brawls ... shikena.

And stop linking word play whatever to this cos it has nothing to do with it. Go tell the vets that didn't give you word play that and not me. I didnt vote.

You wanna talk about wordplay. Isnt this the second time you ll be using K's on me? Yes or no? . Just stop all this cos I no get time to drag an issue good as dead.

LaBellaMafiaZA:
Nah, most girls prefer the hard, unvarnished truth to the shucking & jiving BS that some guys think lessens the drama. I don't know how many times I've heard girls say they wish guys would just come out & say that they are either 1) not interested OR 2) met someone else etc. That girls prefer a softer approach is all in yall's heads. I too would have so much respect for a man that's a straight shooter & to the point to a dude that keeps shilly shallying wasting my time with flowery BS. Shootinj to the hip = less bytch fits because the picture is clear & noone is being strung along. What frustrates girls the most is not knowing where they stand, especially when guys start dishing out the hot & cold treatment to avoid saying what they truly feel. IMO, men are the ones that fear emotional confrontations or emotional honesty for whatever reason. They'd rather bury their heads in the proverbial sand, hoping the girl would just vanish/get a clue that they are not into her or whatever the case might be.

TELL HER STRAIGHT UP & IF SHE ACTS WEIRD AFTER THAT, GET A RESTRAINING ORDER. Finish & klaar.

Hmmn, so ladies prefer the normal blunt----- 'I am not interested' ? And here I was thinking the best way to do it is to say iam not interested, but at the same time make her not feel bad or CHEAP. Yes cheap!! Cos you ll be amazed at how women reason atimes. I can authoritatively tell you that most ladies will feel Cheap if a guy rejects them, not to even mention doing it bluntly like you said. It might even kill some.

Guys know how to handle rejection better cos its kinda normal---why? The society, esp the african society is socially engineered in such a way that its felt its a guys job to chase after the woman, but not all women will agree to date cos some guys can be overly ambitious with the number of women they chase or the quality of the woman in question, so rejection is bound to happen AND like they say---- experience is the best Teacher. Guys get used to it over time.

But women's case is different. Only a few, ,inshort only a fingerfull will have the courage to walk up to a guy and tell him how they feel ,and alot of planning/pep talk normally goes into it. So thats why I feel your choice of words as a guy should be on-point to avoid stories that touch. As a matter of fact, ive seen women swear to never approach a guy the like. They ll rather die in silence----- why? It brings us back to my whole point. WOMEN CANT HANDLE REJECTION! !

Now, if women cant handle rejection in the first place, wouldnt it be wise to do it carefully/cautiously if you are to reject them? Bella, you might be diff on how you want a guy to say it to your face and all that but from my observation, most women cant handle it. And did I also mention that once a woman approachs and you dont say YES, thas rejection in her books? . That brings us to my other point.

Women are allowed to think about it when a guy approachs them AND that automatically means you dont know where you stand. Same goes for men too. Sometimes we too want to think about it but you dont expect us to say----ok! Let me think about it . The problem boils from the fact women are impatient.

The fact they mustered the courage to approach a guy which they feel should be the other way round means he must give an instant YES OR NO answer. ##yimu##

Lol. Lets not even talk of emotional honesty. Ever heard of ---- These h**s aint loyal. ?