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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 20th September 2014 by Ksslib(m): 3:46pm On Sep 20, 2014

Aston wetin na? Make una wake up abeg.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 3:41pm On Sep 20, 2014

@ thanks to all to those who voted plus those who gave their critic.

On can only learn more, get more comfortable then get better.

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Testerfuze why u no reply again.? grin

Romance › Re: His Response To My 'i Love You' by Ksslib(m): 3:30pm On Sep 20, 2014

vizkiz: i guess she has been friendzoned

Lol. We cannot categorically ascertain if she has been catapulted into that zone as of now. But if I were to guess, den e be like say the babe don enter oo. Perhaps the nigga wants to revenge.

This is what engineers call reverse friendzoning..

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Romance › Re: His Response To My 'i Love You' by Ksslib(m): 3:06pm On Sep 20, 2014

You guys have been friends for three years. What type of friends if I may ask?

Besides, since when have you been nursing feelings for him. I suspect he might have at some certain point expressed his feelings for you but your reply wasnt encouraging. If yes, then he likes you but wants to play mind games too. tongue

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Nairaland General › Re: South African Court Okays Seizure Of Nigeria’s $9.3m. by Ksslib(m): 11:26am On Sep 20, 2014

Buoyantic: #bringbackourmoney

our?
If dem release am e go reach we mouth?

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Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 5:25pm On Sep 19, 2014

fuckyouhard: no problem

Ok.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 5:22pm On Sep 19, 2014

Fuckyouhard, saw when u asked you not ready? ...
Couldnt post with ma other phone .. Na im cause am.

Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 5:06pm On Sep 19, 2014*

If fyh's carrier were a prostitute she wont last two nights/cuz she cant ffuck peeps right/yea he gat pistol buh i gat machine guns and bombs.. C6's and C4's.. aint talking grades but watch me kill the 'failure' .. As i spray 'F,9s'/!!

We all saw him win teddy/

Beat a strong man,U's stronger/A tough guy, u's tougher/ buh he won a ffucking 'dull' ... nigga you's duller/so let me correct his 'blurred vision' by poking both eyes with sharp daggers.. now call that corrective myopia/!!

At first i sprayed with a nine/ Fyi... i still went ahead to stab FY's eye/now i'll be seen rushing his legs with blades nd 'chop one off' .. then leave him walking like jordin spark's song.. 'one step at a time'/!!!

fYh runs he mouth anyhow but loud blows gon make the guy mute/I rap and peeps be like yo! who cut this psyche loose/ but the joke spits nd audience gets a 'good' laugh ... so they nicked his carrier 'nike boots'/!!

My life story and style is unique like calligraphy/ him? .. I will ffuckyouhard are the only words in hes biography/ truth is.. anyone who wants to 'B F' .. must be watching 'pOrnOgra.p.hy/!!

dude U wont spit hot even if we heat ya mouth/Like p-square's album you Game's over.. so stop b1.tch.ing about/cos you just a 'Weird Mc' .. acts all though but still remains a 'woman' at heart/!!

Now i'l be coming for your fam..

Shoot ya sister's in da chest till you scream.. sis sis sis like mark of the beast/bash ya dad's head on 'A wall' till his senses go 'off the grid' /
then 'protect ya ma with bEhind ba$ed ble.eping' ... Cuz 'i gat her back' bro/!!

But if fyh labels me thief its cos i just gave a loved one back door invasion/Lib is pure evil, he ffucks situations/nd kills at will... so wen I grab tecs and threaten to seperate F from his ma ... it aint no force equation/!!

I'l moisturize his skin with petrol and give him carbon black roasting/I nd his mum gat no chemistry left so i kill with physics... when i order she 'makes her hair on high tension wire' ... now thats death by 'electro plaiting/!!

I am an inferno hes candle light/He'l be left dead cos guns he cant handle right/but if he wants a fight/ in secs i gon lay fyh in coffin.. then wear his dead body leggins like Naija babes.... ..... Nowthe gay can sleep tight/!!

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Rap Battles › Re: * * ~ Lord Of The Rings : Semi Final : Fuckyoukhard Vs Ksslib ~ * * by Ksslib(m): 3:42pm On Sep 19, 2014

fuckyouhard: bringback.........ksslib, let me knw when ur ready. scriptin

Writing my last bar now .. I thought you werent gonna show sef cos ur last seen wasnt recent. If I knew, I for prepare ur death well since yesterday. You fit still die sha... grin

Should be done before 4 sha.

Technology Market › Re: .. by Ksslib(op): 9:40am On Sep 19, 2014

Dinzelflash: ok thanks bro..planning on getting one.. wanna sell off my s2 1st.

ok. goodluck

Technology Market › Re: .. by Ksslib(op): 4:11pm On Sep 18, 2014

Dinzelflash: UK used ones or??

Used. Not new.

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 2:59pm On Sep 18, 2014

YoungDaNaval: Thanx Bruh! No Bars 4 Me? Lol

Bar? You prefer chocolate pass cake for ur birthday ni?

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 2:52pm On Sep 18, 2014

Testerfuze: See dis kpekus oo/
Wit hin ijebu flow/
He only kills on net..reality wise he's a gentle soul/

The way you corn-fuse and a-maze clearly show you a farmer/
So why takin 2 rap when you cudda saved yourself the drama/on the mic...he chokes and stammer/ slibb is an embodiment of failure...a big disgrace 2 mama/

You wan dey form wordsplay badoo/
Buh we know/
You're jst tryin 2 fool evri1wit the big disguise parol/

Nigga you're a cat...so stop foolin yourself sayin ur a tiger/you dey claim warlord..wel am a writer/
And you knw the pen is mightier/
Cus I see no originality in thee...I only see suarez the biter/

#Rapberry

Ijebu.. guru guru.. ekpa.. wtf?.. dude abeg just lay low/cos dose dumb writtens go continue dey take no/..
de-vice a new style.. Else we keep ridiculing ya like techno/

at ma weakest i left U battered and abused/
i killed ya cos in bouts its rare to see I loose/
aint talking osmosis.. but we all saw ur ma spitting and yelling... die.. die... die-fuze/

rapberry?.. dafuq.. The senate better arrest the gay/but Lib's a fearless fighter... hommies gat faith in me, they profess ma name/
ok.he said he faster than jet.. but how come without falcao.. a cripple still out 'ran da male' /!!

I ffuck nigs up cos am always on heat.. .call me hit man/ so If i ever bit... it was ur ma's n.i.P.Pl.e.
so rather than suarez.. call me milk man/

Technology Market › Re: .. by Ksslib(op): 8:59am On Sep 18, 2014

Dinzelflash: dude sorry..hw much did u get it?

30k

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 8:57am On Sep 18, 2014

YoungDaNaval: Gudmorning Guys. Today's Ma Birthday. Biko Make Una Drop And Dedicate Some Bars To Muah Jor!

Tag. Coogar Teddybiyasi Testerfuze Kslib Elmaximus Yeyenatu Ibime Mikuz Glacierz Thunderstorm Geoxpress Krone Limerick Captainflash & Otherz!!!

Oga Lagunna, Dah Ya Art Go Make Sense ooh!

Happy birthday brother..

Wish you a very long life and prosperity in all you do!!
One love!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 8:48am On Sep 18, 2014

Testerfuze: Diss to both ksslib and geoxpress

'K' sleep....and in his WILD dream/
Ok its NAT GEO....but 'E!' will be left out of the match team/
And both will see thr chance fade cus tester's a DANGEROUS ENCOUNTER/doubt that....and dis G.O 'll make 'k' slip on 'express' and drag him 4rm westside 2 the south-part/

Both ksslib and geoxpress

Geoxpress??/....c'mon we all knw he writes foolishness in excess/
And in his next text/he'll tell you hw he FLOWSICK,P.O.C ...the b.I.tch is an SS/

4rm fb to twitter...4rm twitter to 2go/
4rm 2go to NL...the Gee stil wnt upgrade his flow/you're a fool @ fourty sufferin 4rm problem wit growths..and u're aiming 4 Gold/
The only trophy you deserve when graded is to be stoned/

And now ksslib

Dat Arrow/...claims 2 impose routs/dat he's gat touts/story 4 the gods....dat short kid like a small stout/..won't stop ranting and makin noises with hin gun mouth/

Wit mouth...ksslib could murder obama when in reality he can't kill a chicken/i mean he even runs 4rm kitten/weneva the boy claims he's "SPITTIN"...knw its not in written/...or a cypher/
He's jst a toadling playin wit SALIVA

#Rapberry

Aint racist you know/but i can slave ya like ugo/
plus you wack son....
Wore a jacket made of ya rap.... peeps were loling.. I was like Y the laff?.. they replied.. the joke's on you bro/!!

ma tricks always Corn-fuse nd a-Maze ya/
plus I gat the lyrical bullets to daze ya/I'm known from lag to malaysia/if this broke asss ever left africa its poker when he 'ace ya'/!!.

Anyday i'l bag this cat.. Tiger i'm fiercer/
no one cares If hes alpha mail .. cuz ma lines deliver the message beta/
In we bout i was fully kit with guns and blazers/ but we all .. rotflmao!! when we saw this dude with a tester/!!

We call him erryday cos tester is mauled on dailies/
even in we bout they calld me pedophile for lynching the baby/ every his dawg defeat him...
Nigga been so beaten in the ring ...its a miracle he aint got rabies/!!

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Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 11:20pm On Sep 17, 2014

Lagunna: Ksslib, why u no dey write like this when u dey battle

I still dey try styles thats why. I think this style suits best. I'l stick to it.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 11:18pm On Sep 17, 2014

YoungDaNaval: OMG!!!

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 11:15pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: I'll pray for you but you have to put a corresponding work on it. Faith without work is dead.

Pls STOP making a mockery of the entire process. I will first take you to the man of God before you make such declaration.

Night once again
Remember to say your prayer o!

Amen sister!!!!!

I' not o. Hmmn!!! Ok .. Anywhere but synagogue.

I will.

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 10:58pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: Am serious sir

Pls do and let it not take forever o
Night!

The problem is I spend most my time being a joker grin

. Sis irish, Do put it in mind to pray for me. Thanks.

Ehem, after much thinking I've finally given my life to christ. I'm free.

Night. Sleep tight.

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 9:27pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: I pick you
I want nl to see the awesomeness of God in you through your gift of rapping.
Come rap for God and win young souls for him.

Don't worry, until you do the above.

lol. I bet you do have a good laugh anytime you hit submit button..

Ok! I'l think about it.. grin

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: I want to convert you to Christian and marry you off.

Haha. Say na me sin pass. There are many sinners littered all over the forum na, make a pick. grin

off to whom? embarassed

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 8:28pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: Stop messing around and become a child of God

'Serious' in what context?

I will try my best. Amen. grin

You know what someone means when they use that phrase na. Ok, i guess i was wrong then.

#peace#

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 7:44pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: It's Christian agape love

No!
It's a look of disapproval
Don't want to be associated with this e-couple trend.

i know! Was only messing around..

Hmmn! You come across as the serious type.. Well its no biggie.. its all for the fun. wink

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 7:33pm On Sep 17, 2014

I wont rhyme to diss you..srry, u aint competent/Your generic spittin's seen(sin) allover.. but mine is sacred.. Sacrament/
u sure gonna cry... but still i'l be seen tearing you up further ... like fake documents/!!

your writtens never gon mke you number 1.. so nigga save that numeric pad/
common brah!! You's just a generic wack/
A proud wack lizard, who sadly... gonna get crushed in jurrasic park/!!

I mean.. Ah flow effortless cos i gat a hydro gene/i power bore holes.. i be like underground engine/
but ur genetic make-up gat silica gel in gene/
thats why you'll never flow ...cos like ogogoro.. you inherited a dry-gene/!!

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 7:26pm On Sep 17, 2014

Geo, late reply.. I been de cook. Boys must wack.. grin

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 6:18pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: No sir when confronted with reality you'll know it doesn't just end there. It's a recipe for violence. I love you but God loves you more. His word said he hates those that love violence(Spalms 11:5)

We're not couples

lol. Ok i hear you mam. You love me? Awww, thats so sweet.. grin

Is that a look of regret that you both aint items?

Romance › Re: Disadvantages Of Being Handsome: by Ksslib(m): 5:49pm On Sep 17, 2014

IrishKez: It's gangsters that uses swear/murderous/slangs in rapping

No I want him to ditch manU and join Chelsea club

Naah! Its just for the fun sha. It ends within the confines of battles..

Erm, what makes you feel i can do the job grin

?
Besides,have you tried talking to him like couples do?

Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Ksslib(m): 5:45pm On Sep 17, 2014

GIYAZZ: Forget.

Talk na. How i wan take know if you keep quiet?

Oya talk.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 5:43pm On Sep 17, 2014

ELYMAXiimus: don't be lazy!!! The only thing this bar needed to make it very wowing was rhymes!

True! I was lazy.. I just didnt care as no be battle.

Erm, i go try cast spirit of laziness comot for me body.

Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by Ksslib(m): 5:39pm On Sep 17, 2014

Geoxpress: Look! U drew my attention, nw u getting the picture/i'm having u schooled here, but I aint no teacher/and u saying u go real? Shiit I go realer!/

Now don't take that as anything, cus its nothing/u tinking u 1st place, simply cus u fronting? Tah! I aint even started dissing; bt u aint lucky/cus I tried 2 take the wackness of ur blod; went for DNA and found out for Wackness?? U the offspring!/

So u tinking u can best who?/see my boiling point ain reached I'm still leveld/but let me giv u a sign; 1nce I'm on my boiling point, I'm gonna vapourise my anger and condense on the dammned u!!/

Ok u a f@g that's y u tyna ffuck wit me?/truth be told only grocries u've got store withing/but niggaa u aint tough, cus my punches give u hunch back, truth its humbling!!/

My guns at ur broke skull/i'm typical murderer lik I was local/but u see if ur biitch aint want u no more/i could attach a bomb 2 ur workplace and s a Mouth Action!!/

U've never crushed on/except gels u we're falling for. .upon/my flows are raising oceans and lakes, lik Jesse Jags. .top notch/but ur flow can't rise above sea level lik u were Sponge Bob!!/

Add 2 plus 1 and ya'll ll see G's average/
I'l get him mugged like a spoon of beverage/and talking of rise.. if this nigga ever rose, he hung on his Gf's clevage/!!

He see wages/ dnt warrant him paying ffr with filthy rymes good only for sewages/plus he spits adages/
..The way hes lines age/
if his bars were time-machine.... he sure wud land us in stoneage/!!

I throw fists at brains when really vexed/
throw d1ck too.. so hes b1tch is def getting mind blowing sex/ but if he protests.. Just One reckless punch ... we'l see equations get lost finding x/!!

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