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SpcAgtOko:

Olu, look what we have here.. Someone agrees with me..

olubukato: Lolzzz

My battery ll die at exactly 25 seconds from now..

E go be na.

olubukato: Ehen...oya chop this

https://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdft71IW1S1rrr2r7o1_500.gif

. And why is that guy at the far left shooting and shiiting at the same time? Lwkmd.

Na him dey shoot but hes still scared at who hes shooting.

olubukato: No be more joo
Where is my bottle
https://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh252/DaVillianKill/camron.gif

Boys dey empty magazines anyhow you dey busy dey burst bottle.

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Lmao. See example[/color]

Haha. From intentionally falling inside soakaway, now stabbing yourself in the eye?

When will you stop hurting yasef?

olubukato: oops...

Hehe. Its you sef.

Just checked a little and the way you both use fullstops ... or .. gave you away. Subconscious habits just like old habits die hard too.

Good to know sha.

olubukato: who be gunna
hehehehe..wey me dey think say u don recognize..chaii i don blow my cover

Hehe. Na God catch you. But na wa for you sha. No worry your secret safe small with me. . But I'l still do some checkings to make sure its true sha.

olubukato: u never tell me wetin u think about that youtube battle na.. u don watch am finish?

Wait a min. Dont tell me your alt account is gunna ?

I have watched dna vs dizaster. Epicccc.
Loaded lux vs calicoe ---- a lil below par kinda.
Hallow da don vs loaded lux ---- damn the brawl was tight. Hallow is one intelligent modafucka I tell ya. I like his style.

Will continue with the rest tomorrow. Already downloaded about 7 as of now.

olubukato: oga..no be u dey sing here tonight

Hehe. Iffa hear.. I pray oh.

Xtarxhyne: goodnight

Night. Sleep tight.

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]My hawker, sharap there before I cut your head.[/color]

You fit handle knife? You wey no fit peel common orange without sustaining multiple cuts.

Xtarxhyne: ERM scratches head

my fone s faulty....memory card formatted

Ok then.

Xtarxhyne: Lol



wait self! wat should I upload

Because you have a sweet voice and I'l like to hear it.

Batyery low. My phne ll die down in few mins time.

Waiting..

Xtarxhyne: tanks





awwwww....not tonight

Just upload again once. If the world ends this night nko? I have this feeling it might.

In Asa's voice-- No one knows tomorrow.

Oya. Lets do it

neighy: l0lx.... Mayb if i wana mak a fool of myself coz as of naw am RUSTY... Although i can stil teach but am TOTALLY OUT OF IT...

Lol . I wont.

Oh Ok, no problem.

#peace

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Lmao. Na me you yab so? Gala hawker for Benin expressway like you. I go catch you for BBA thread.[/color]

Hehe. Waka shege there. .

Dem dey catch breeze?

Xtarxhyne: Twerks in
Adjusts my bikini



yo!yo!yo!!!!

Wen kelvin was born
he has a tiny d!k bt nw
I call him Dickson


Rap:

Happy birthday kelv
CEO woman wrapper
I knw say u no dey tiiire
wit ur round head lyka tyre
ull alws b strong lyka soldier



Chorus


Happy happy birthday
dt s all I can say
I wish u many many Happy returns






Is kelvingraphics here? oh yes!
is cdamsel here? oh yes!
is jbluv55 here?oh yes!
is davep here? oh yes!
is naijaboiy n marieolae here? oh yeah!
is Harlos,tosluv12? oh yeah!
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OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



Happy happy birthday
ds all I can say
I wish u many many happy returns




Do shakara
all ur enemies go fall yakata
don't finish d akara

Nice one babe.

Erm I didn't get to listen to the voice note before you took it down. Can you upload it again?

neighy: yea lot of serious ish came up

Yea. Its hard to write when one has alot going on.

Good to know though. Will like to see a little what you made of some other time though.

One luv.

gottoboy: ℓ̊ do
Can it work on any fone? Or just for bb?

Yes , works for all. Anything that accepts sim cards will do.

Limerick no be cheat. Na legal stuff.

Msheew... Right from sec school, thats how we've been pronouncing it---- New- torn. New ton New tin, both are correct.

Even a white scientist wouldnt fault a Nigerian for pronouncing it as NEW TORN. Gat no time forming no ffucking accent i dont have.
Smh.

JekyllAndHyde: [color=#000033]Mtcheew.[/color]

Lol. Wetin dey worry this one? Abi you dey on your period again?

Jbluv, I know you deal with drinks refreshment and all that but please if you have any left over sanitary pad, my friend jekyll wouldnt mind.

Jbluv55: Here you go sire

[img]http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get2/I0000l5uzTXKeZso/fit=1000x750/JW-Black.jpg[/img]

Correct. This bar man na Life saver.

More customers to your business.

Jbluv55: Welcome sire . How has ur day been?

*serves him*

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My day has been tiresome jare. He better come feast on that pepper soup before my hungry fists start picking.

I wouldn't mind any chill drink that ll relive the stress though. In a glass please.

ochon: Thanks my son. Etisalat go hear am from next week.

Who be ur son? Shege there.

You welcome sha.

KelvinGraphics happy birthday. Wish you many more years to come and the very best in life. Couldnt locate the other thread.

Ehem, jbluv abeg knack this guy one plate of pepper soup and one correct bottle of ogbonge spanish wine.

neighy: i was 1nce a glad... But then i had 2 stop battling

Really? Thats good to know.

Why did you stop anyway? Got more busy with work and all that I guess.

sosiqdude: Cool bro

Thanks.

JekyllAndHyde I dey fine.

Ochon, yes you can use it on all devices. I use it on lappy too.

ochon: OK. Once I recharge, I go just dial that code you listed, abi?

Yes. Den dem go activate you after saying the request dey process. If e tey and them still no send you message say you don enter the plan. Dial the code like 6times see.

If e still no work, call customer care say make them activate PAYG plan for you.

ochon: Yeah, that's what I mean.

Wow!! But I thought that eti doesn't share data through WIFI?

Who talk am? Na lie jare.

Something wey me don share give people tire via wifi plus feed from people too.

The only plan I know of that cannot be shared via wifi is mtn's bbc daily 100nira sub thats capped at 3gig. Works on only BB devices.

ochon: WOW!! Does it work on both BB plan and Android plans?

I dont quite get. But if what you mean is if it works on BB and android, yes it does. I use mine on my samsung galaxy.

Plus you can share it to other devices or feed from them via wifi.

Psquare -- chop my ****you know the rest**

ELYMAXiimus: i don't think this code works! My line is messed up! Smh! I had activated some other stuffs which i could'nt turn off!!!
They just keep deducting each time i recharge!

pls how can i speak to one of their agents? Cos dialing 200 does'nt connect one with them no more.
Just programmed talks is what you get!

Yap . Sometimes the code head dey touch. Sending STOP to 229 atimes works too.

It does connect, used it to talk to them 2days ago or so. When the woman stars talking, listen. Choose the option about blackberry/data bundles issues. Forgotten the number i normally press, either 1 or 2. Then listen again and choose the option that suggets if you've been noticing unusual deductions from your account balance. The option should be number 4 if memory serves me right.

You'll be forwarded to an agent from there. Some can be very ignorant. So when one picks, tell the person to forward you to a geek cos your query is a technical one. Na those geek people dey make sense pass.