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IrishKez: They're harassing you cos of your gangsterism not your look per se.

Pls drop a line that will make KelvinG leave woMAN U to Chelsea.

Buh i aint no gangster na .

Lol. In other words you're stylishly calling him woman wrapper with soccer terms. Besides, telling women to stop tieing wrapper is impossible. So, I'm sorry, the kelvin guy is lost.

Geoxpress: This is not me....I've got only 1 acct. That's "Geoxpress"

oK. Noted.

GIYAZZ: E dey sweet you abi?

wetin be that?

Nairalanders!!
Why do brilliant people wear glasses?
Suddenly almost every NLander either has an eye problem or wear glasses. I bet On this thread, nothing less than 5 to 10 will claim to have been molested..

Open a thread that favours the dead. You'l see nothing less than 20 Nairalanders that have at one certain point in their life died but are still living

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@topic, so so true. I hardly go out these days. Girls keep harassing me.. Honestly, its annoying..
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richommie: your lines shows u re a nitwit/ i used weakest flow and finish u wit disses/ plus am know to kill and bury foes in 6ft/
throw spear at im....and he better scream and shout ..like dt song of britney/

my acidic punch is a bomb-blast/ it eliminate goons and pauper/
y could imagine...how my rap turned ur momma to a beareaved mother/
....and ur old. soldier papa worship me..like i gave im coins...to change his wadrope and khaki trousers/

this. g@y wh0re sis/ pu**y is fake and phoneys/ ...i am not here for jokins/
!but the fact is.....she wouldn't make fame...wit fake p*ssy/ cos aliens in mecury/ knw imma dnt fuccck outta world huh?...call me usman jako...i bleep this bed muris/

i know how bad u feel/ like high tout wit pills/ ....i rather speak my mind...i dont care hw sad u will/
....i break dis moniker into pieces beside a minner....so wotch how the glad died in drill/
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#YOLO

Geoxpress, what happened to your moniker? Or this isnt you?

Konji don make sikiru impersonate hajiya.

I cant imagine the look on her... sorry his face when he was busted. Lwkmd...

GIYAZZ: Ksslib!

Yes?

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geoxpress, all for fun. You can do a rebuttal. Make we play small.

Geoxpress: Yo I'm a moster that spits ddope/a knife 2 my mouth, wen I spit I kill flow!/so don't tink u can eff with me, u'd need a ffucking Love Machine!/

. .Yo, my lines are cray/but ur lines are stray/i'm gonna match past u, lik a damn parade!/ ibime tinks he's king?/ but truth he's weak/ cus y'all gon' get surprised wen he bcums the subject that I treat!!/

. .I'mma take charge, lik getting electricity in me/cus I'm on a killing spree/and I'm really mean. .but that aint no definition of the real me!/

. .So he's gonna take punches/i'mma electrocute his eyes, then I gets naked till he see-reals; lik some cruches!/

. .I'm a beast of the south/, healthy. .but all these Young sicks' lik the king of the south/and y'all tryna get to the stool? I'm already on the couch!/

. .I've got them on suspense; and I aint no drama king/my words rings twice and thrice in their ears, but I aint stammering!/

. .Ffuck it I'm the strong shiit here; y'all wattery/i'm a god, y'all made from clay. . Lik it's pottery!/

. .Yes they don't match up 2 me/i got all their balls kicked. .they can't stand up 2 me/i got all their legs hit/ so u can say my rhymes don't rhyme,/ but shiit still remains geo is the best, and that don't change time from time!/

. .Leggo............

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agreed! ..
Ma fists stammer cos i only punched once but twice this goof died/The way i spit black death you'l think ma tooth dyed/
truth is..the only thing Xpress about this guy.. he'll be a smooth ride/!!

With NYSC boots tied/i kicked and left this Otondo bleeding/
He just a youth whose service to rap aint needed/
but if he claims that he Leads... i'l slap the copper... with fists of Iron.. now thats metallic bonding/!!

He prides to leave foes dazed/
So imma murk this dude outside the Bank...he wont save face/ but if Geo still argues he matters cos he gat weight,.. bro ask ur sis's pussy.. my d1ck occupies space/!!


Nigga say we clay.. cool/ atleast we tighter than the porous b1tch.. cuz in his battle.. the way punches penetrated this mummy's boy/ we all mistook him for sandy soil/!!

Plus stop talking about Cushions/cos no matter how you furnish your drOppins... carpernters in the house still insist... its stool !

Lagunna: Lolzz... Charlie clips and loaded lux
I used to like Dna and conceited back in the days of grindtime.

on nl, I got so many... coogar, fyh,ibime, geoexpress, warriblood, ksslib etc

Lwkmd! Lagunna keep teasing you hear.

I've gone 2weeks and some few days without looking the mirror..

Its amazing how we can adapt to stuffs we feel one cant do without..

mukina2: you should have created it na . .shorry

No p..

Btw, sweery, you need the shorry more than i do. Our match na goals galore.. Yours is another story..

Chaiiiiiii!! See that madrid goal.. .. Modric pass, Bale finishing..
pure genius..


Asssnal hw market?

Mukina2, where Madrid thread na?

Abi you want make una loose 5:nil?

Quick freestyle::::

They say.. A stich in time saves nine/but a cut from ma sword you wont save one/
I come 'Fest' on all 'occassions'/Da vital Second in time dilation/ The Thud you get for dull impacts...
.but if i ever come forth, its not a position but a step foward in the right direction/
I spit' PG' + viewers discretion /so parents beware.. ma words can kill 'A-teen'/
I sharp and if u 'dull' .. Imma pierce to gush 'blurred' like i just severed ya spleen/

yo! fffuck bins/

if you 'Rush yarn' garbage, even vladamir knows, i'l order nukes 'put in' ur mouth nd off you blast in moscow/
I traffic red lights ta make hommies move slow/but if you gat wings.. i make u fly away cos i scarecrows/
truth is.. like cockrows/i love fowlplay.. so watch as i bang ya 'chick, in' bird(bed) lyk a hO.r.ny rooster/

Enough bird talks..

I dont need a booster/to mke the signal clear that i the son of 'athena'/ cos ma flows lubricate ...you'l think i come from 'grease'/
Still I gat the disease/to infect and kill with ease/peeps who go diabolical... knw i leave their stories for gods.. when i slaughter and use em to appease/
A beast/who with a smirk grin/paints towns red/No c-4s, but ma style blew/foes to ash/
so ffuuck rhymes!! I just played with diff shades though i didnt study 'core law' (color)/
Maybe its cos i write effortlessly with 'just ease' any time i 'bring ma pen to book'!!

sarutobie: when I got mine sometime last year, it was running on 4.1 and I upgraded it to 4.3 via ota..didn't need any root just needed a good network with good signal and enough data..samsung doesn't release 4.4 for S3 though. unless you want to tweak your phone(which to me isn't really necessary if you upgrade to 4.3)

Ok. Noted..

Is yours rooted?

I'l still root mine though. And install custom rom to see if i'l like it.

Lwkmd! Some girls wouldnt just cease to amaze me.

Seriously?

Mashed tomato pulp mixed with lil liquid milk. Peak,3crown or diluted cowbell works wella. Make a slightly thick pastes by mixing the two.
Its not restricted for only those with pimples. Apply,leave for 10 mins and wash off with lukewarm water. It really makes the skin glow. Its a good facial for everyone esp those with inflammed/red skin.

Its not a guaranteed cure tho, but it should make your skin look really nice. I've seen people with pimples who as a matter of fact, look cuter than those with smooth skin. The thing is just to make sure your skin looks healthy.

Ceasar1: Bro, I'm really a big fan of your rap (On NL ofcourse).
Just got to know of this alternate moniker of yours today courtesy of your Diary. I just thought you should know this.

Really? Thanks. Though i aint half as good as others plus how i'l like to be sha but with little time we shall get there. Thanks!

Lmao! Your siggy is damn witty... I can identify .
Nice one!

Chimax15: no cuz am her father.........there should be boundaries

If you based the fact that its ok to enter an 18yr old's room without knocking cos you're the dad, then its also logical for you to allow her do to same to your room. Afterall, just like being the dad makes yours ok, her being the daughter too should give her the right also.

You base your right cos of an emotional attachment as the dad, cool. Well, she also has an emotional attachment as the daughter too, plus she's an adult.

Egbo + sunday rice is normally not a good combination. And for the op's sake. I just hope no be kwale own you drag sha.Else, rozzay abi na gulder is in for a long ride.

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Btw, ride on.

Chimax15: yes. but he is her father

Ok, answer this first.

Would you like if your daughter enters your room anytime without knocking?

America: Yes!.
Nigeria: No!

What i think? : Yes.

Everyone deserves a right to some privacy.

FDenigma: Delta boys can solve this mystery!

Lol.

How Alpha jet go loss?

They Beta find am oo! To avoid gamma disaster.