₦airaland Forum

Agbgift: Kslib! How far la?
It's been ages.

Yap! Ages.

I'm fine ma.

ELYMAXiimus: nigerians are never satisfied... We too like awoof

hehe! These network providers don too exploit us abeg.

If no be Naija programmers wey dey dull. Na every 2-2days we suppose dey change trick codes like boxers..

sconp: *whistles*
na only dem carry all this package waka come.
Thanks bro.

You welcome bro.

Max, to deactivate from the plan dial *229*0# ..

ELYMAXiimus: so how do you deactivate it, to make sure your money won't be deducted when you've stopped roaming/buffering?

Like i said, i my case, I have a special sim card for it. Anytime i load, i exhaust and leave my account at 0.00 naira.

Anyway, if you use android, just off data . Your money wont be touched cos you aint browsing.. Then anytime you wish to continue, on am back.

sconp: bloody. *wey dat sim sef*

lol. Abeg no download etisalat office join oo..

Sometimes if you're lucky, etisalat will deduct far less than they should. Thus making you browse/download for one hour with 100,80 or 90 naira. Seems like they have a technical glitch.

Some Peeps are even exploiting it with a trick that allows you use 15naira for one hour.. ..

Dannyxy: ksslib, point of correction; they didn't just win head of house back to back. they also won" the power of no" task too, I am just reminding you in case you forgot. ehen

Lol. Dan iska..
Ba ma fara show ba, and Niggaz already be radiating here with negative energy. Cool, ba damuwa. I guess some things never change..

Notice:: Any Bastard who thinks here's the right place to show why the mother should have washed the spermatozoa instead, will be Fathered with a very nice ban. ##peace##
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Hope you good though.. Allah kai mu ranan!! I'm out..

gottoboy: Download wіℓ∂ουт FEAR, oboi enlighting ᵐᵉ nowww coz ℓ̊ ϑε̲̣γ̲̣ fear atm

Etisalat Payg plan..

Dial *229*5*7# .. When it activates, you'll be charged 15naira for every 5mins unlimited download you make..

15naira ---- 5mins
xnaira ---- 30mins = 9O naira for 30mins .. Then 180 naira for 1hour unlimited download...

I have a special sim for this.. I dont call with it. Anytime i load money, i just start browsing till it finishes.. And note:: the 15naira is deducted automatically every 5mins, so no need to re-subscribe every 5mins.. Works on laptop too. Even with as little as 100/200naira, i dey wreck damage..

If you have any question, ask..

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scon P, thanks. I am flattered.

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Safari, point of correction; they didnt just win head of house. They won it back to back. .

You're welcome.

russello: Hey!

Mi bro @Kizzo, which levos nau?

O boy show don dey start again....and we full ground remain

@Safi baby.... make u nor talk too much wit this peepo. Make u allow d main show start first, and we go know who be who.

eugene tamuno ugochukwu akpors I just dey ma guy.

How ur side?

safarigirl: update wella o...these our noisy neighbours don boku for here so we gats get many cartridges

My arsenal dey stocked with military grade machineries wey fit level a small town the size of Lagos.

I gat no P with them sha. Na just BBA back for we reps men go supply. When game finish, everyhody go shake hands, lick wounds then waka.

waxdude: Mi guy u don show...I hail oh

Bros. I dey hail too oh. Your boys loyal.

I just dey pass sha.

safarigirl: we dey wait in earnest. At least ddem give us fine girl...

I no go even answer the guy again, make e just dey yarn anything wey sweet am, no be small lies from the devil

Yes she fine. Not like the other weird Mc look alikes.

I tire o. E dey vex me when people dey dey permutate and combine abi na combinate the issue to a different angle as if some of us no watch am. No wahala na, two can play the game. Make the show start first.

For the main time, make I go update my vocabulary, it might come in handy for witty rebuttals.

safarigirl: oh, is there a problem between naija peeps and ghanaians? What do you think?

Nigerians voted Elikem over Melvin sef, so what does that imply? If ever Bev came up, you think Dillish would see naija's votes?
Some Nigerians voted for Cleo during the finals sef, we have a lot of 'unbiased' people here who like to share votes

LabellamaffiaZA, please ignore whatever this fellow tells you about Nigeria, dunno why he's forming mouthpiece.

Hey. Saw ur mention and that of SOM's when I used this moniker to search for my other redundant accts mentions.

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Why you dey even waste your time explain that dillish issue sef when you know say some people will not listen to the truth but rather embrace some fabricated fallacy cooked from the bottomless pit of hell by no other than the devil himself?


Shey na 5th E go start? No qualms, till then.

neighy: via Rap Battle... You develop fast thinking and Intelligence... And Criterials? Thats what i love most about BATTLES... If you dig Dey can be so amazing

True talk bro. Its fun.

ochon: Common ke? Nah. Your writtens packed enough heat. What I mean is that you had better punches, but they weren't "consistent." As in, they didn't rhyme. For example, your puncheslines/wordplays might end with let's say, 'ate', but the build-ups to the punches ended with "ter" etc. So your rhyming wasn't consistent, but your opponent's own was consistent rhymming. He made his punches rhyme with his build-ups. Once you rhyme well, you'll be unstoppable there.

And yes, you are right. Those sparring requires deep thinking and increases the functions of the brain, that's why I find it interesting to always come there to read. I also learn new words from the sparring. Nice section.

Yea. Ryhming. Working on that sha. Besides, most times, the spelling can differ, so far the sound rhymes.

Like ate....eight.. bait... late... faith..

Yap. You learn new words. Iam learning new words too cos once you know many words you can find one or two that rhymes with the punchline to deliver maximum effect.

Winch.. So you dey even peep that section sef. Its nice though. Thanks all the same.

Jbluv55: Everything is screened for ebola sire . You are safe here .

Thanks for the relief.

Nice bar though.

coogar: each person in that crowd paid about $100. then KOTD does pay per view on the day of the battle. there are corporate sponsors involved too at some level. 1,000 views on youtube is £1/$1. arsonal vs shotty battle is almost 5 million views on youtube now - that's about £5,000 already.

corporate bodies would see that & want to be involved as long as there's no violence or negative vibe. big youtube views attract big companies. so it's a win-win situation. the regular battlers still earn below $10k though but loaded lux is $40k and above.

Hmmn. Good to know. Thanks for the heads up!

coogar: they have several months to write & memorise. they get paid between $6k - $10k for each performance. loaded lux gets paid $40k. his last battle on total slaughter was $100k.

cassidy is getting $250k for his upcoming battle with dizaster. most people in america don't earn that in 5 years working 9-5. memorising is easy when you get paid for something you love doing.

on top of it, some of them still choke heavy. the ones who could freestyle would add few lines when their memory fails them. i would memorise 500 bars if i am being paid $40k for 3 min rounds too. it's easy money.

oh ok. They have months to prepare.. If otherwise, i for fear oh.

But damn, thats some cool cash mehn. Where do those who get them paid get the money from. Business is all about gaining. The payers must be gaining something too. Is it from youtube's pay per view ish?

Lagunna: lolzz
alright...try and follow that one with loaded lux vs calicoe.. bros e go sweet u wella..

Ok thanks..

But wait oo, so those guys memorize all those long rounds prior to battles and spit off heart?

ochon: LOL. My child, you don improve sha. Your writtens were dópe but your wordings was halphhazard. All the same, you did good. You learned fast o. Wish I could develope interest in that rap battle business.

thanks. I too felt it. By haphazard, you mean they were too common? or elaborate better..

I developed interest cos its a creative art that lets you think. Keeps the brain busy, and over time, i believe can improve problem solving skills cos you have to read inbetween the lines most of the time to decipher, plus pay attention to small details. Above all, its good sport for the brain..

Lagunna: Bros how far?
How many u don watch?

Na today i wan start with dizaster vs Dna. Saw one youtube clip where diz dropped a punchline about dna's missing tooth being an imagery of fiction(or something like that) that distracts him from the real gap between them.. Lwmkd!!

That caught my attention. So i'll start with that one..

Illness: Ksslib am a BB user I don't know if that tube mate downloader also has a BB version.. Its like ur an Android user cos of that google store ish.. Buh tanks anyway

Ok then.. Try the ss method teddy showed you. If you encounter any prob, dont hesitate to ask.

Illness: Ksslib teach me how to download youtube videos mk I follow you download and watch

Not hard..

If you dont have tube mate downloader.. Download it via google play store, its free. Open it,search any youtube vid. The moment its starts playing or before it starts.. ie (when still loading), you'll see an arrow facing down.. Click it then choose the format you wanna download in then download..

The battles i've downloaded are in 640 * 800 format or so. I checked and they're superb clear.

The speed na die.. Fluntuates between 6mb to 10 or 11mb per sec.. . I dey download vids of 250 mb before i close eye.. Awesome..

Jbluv55: *codedly serves him the monkey tail in a cup *

https://www.ioffer.com/img/item/567/412/718/qUxnatmark-mug-novelty-coffee-drink-cup-sign-monkey-tail-mo.jpg

Brotherly, hope you cook am well? Cos i no want carry ebola o.

Jbluv55: Hello sire . Tis bin a while.

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge *

What shall we offer you sir?

Thanks.

Monkey tail will do for now.

That post too long to quote.

Happy birthday in advance kelvinGraphics .

Your pre birthday speech and arrangement tough pass Nigeria match sef. Kudos.

Nice one. We are gradually winning the war..

Seems like we are entering the days when to become a Boko go be Haram.

usbcable: yeah we did.

Penaldo just did another hattrick

C-ororo ni baba won.

He pulled the Four trick.

Erm na man u dey kiss so oh..

Ronado ha trick. . Correct