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Where's Lagunna? Our thread hasnt been popped yet.

Notify mik. If he cant, then create if yourself.

9pm today.

I've heard some ladies saying the same thing too.

In their words, fine boy na too much wahala. Other girls no go allow my guy rest. I prefer average, atleast i!ll have rest of mind.

I dont believe they mean it though cos no sane lady will reject a guy she really likes all cos he's handsome. Haba, e no make sense atall na

sunex: Abeg who dey sell akara for her i want tak am wit pap oo

see ehn, go front small. You see that road wey bend? follow there dey go straight.. You go see one black kiosk. Pass am waka go front small. Look left, you go see the woman dey fry akara.

Geoxpress: Lols! Let me be in d queue! Really want a battle.
So u could as well script against me.

I cant promise. Lemme battle first and see how it tastes.

Besides, if you really wanna battle, look for someone na.

Geoxpress: Ksslib.... I accept ur term, 12bars, nd we could drop wenever u want!!

Bad guy. Got a battle already though.

Testerfuze: 9pm 2moro then

Ok! Happy resumption day.

Geoxpress: Lols! 12bars? Dude that's a lot ooh!

its not that much if you look at it well sha. Depends on how stretched the lines are i guess.

Testerfuze: No dat'll nt work....Mikuz shud pop thread tomorrow and we'll drop on tuesday,cus 2moro's gonna be hectic 4 me,I'll be resuming 4 lectures @ 8 and closing by 5 in the evening,I shud be able 2 scribble my lines 2moro night and drop on tuesday

You said whenever i'm ready. I said tomorrow now you say tuesday. Thats 2 days from now, and honestly i dunno if i'l be interested again cos i'm not the patient type atimes.

Ok fine, we should extend it 8:30 or 9pm tomorrow . That shoud give you enough time to write. If not, then no probs, some other time then.

Testerfuze: 7pm when??

Tomorrow.

Testerfuze: Dats 24lines....aiight den ask mikuz to pop thread and also state the deadline so as 4 anyone of us nt 2 do a vickybash...pllsss no Bleep-ups

no worries. I'll rather attend church wearing g-string than pull a no show like expired subscription.

lagunna will alert him to do that.

7pm ok by you?

Testerfuze: So you cud have an heads-up abi....anyway dis my first time,jst like you.

lol. Yap!

Testerfuze: Hw many lines or bars...I say we do 16lines equivalent 2 8bars ryt?, or wah do you think?

#Rapberry

Lets do 12bars ..

Testerfuze: Nahh,nt tryna scare anyone...afterall its jst a game and its nt lyk were collecting any dime on dis
Nahh,nt tryna scare anyone...afterall its jst a game and its nt lyk were collecting any dime on dis

Lol. Was just kidding..

If you have battled before, refer me to a link.

we drop tomorrow.

Testerfuze: Nahh,nt tryna scare anyone...afterall its jst a game and its nt lyk were collecting any dime on dis
Nahh,nt tryna scare anyone...afterall its jst a game and its nt lyk were collecting any dime on dis

Lol. I know. Was just kidding.

If you have battle before, refer me to a link.

Testerfuze: He should notify me whenever he's ready

you trynna scare me?

Anytime i'm ready? . E be like say you don prepare my death,preserve am for fridge tey tey.

Lagunna: Yay..*dances azonto*

ksslib e don happen o.. what say u?

lol. U no serious.

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deal. We battle

Lol. Smh! So na wetin he wan post be dat sef?

Weed ! Weed! Weed! How many time i call ya?

Lagunna: battle coogar na

You dey give me laff.

Why hasnt there been another battle since coog and sid?/
sid has been buried.. Or are ya'll waiting for harvest?/
cos personally,i doubt a sprout /
pls more battles,nd less b1tching like babes who pout they mouth/
And if u claim ur lips uncouth,why not set a bout?/
to settle scores/nibble throats/nd invoke gores?/
if you gat big rival/ make him plead survival/
...no need for much word throws like 2 babes ffucked the by same dick/
cos it only scents ffr with puss.y odour/nd sissy flavour/
... like here is where girls try on body sprays of many colours

if i go all sen Mark... all those in fav of less battles/and more squabbles/
say yea...the only yessssssss will come from g@y modafuckas b@n.ging eachother **spits**
... pls we want 2 see weary feets stumble/as fatal blows reach mouths to produce saliva bubbles

its only a matter of time.
you google ffr.. only to see a pu.ssy sq.uirting/you be like whats happening?/
.. and the search engine be like ...oh!! those are nigga pussy look alikes busy talking ..

Lmfao! I dunno why i'm laughing, i swear..

Lagunna, shey you be match maker?

Pair me with someone else willing.

It has been long mehn..
*******

.. like the three states of matter
1. i carry along, i can 'so lead'/
2. Like h2o, i flow effortlessly/
3. i command respect, i'm noble like argon/
..... If ur rap glows like 'lantern'/ask ur father.. i sent him to the 'floor recent' wen i torched his face with a 'light' punch

Ur Gf..
I tied her up like an egyptian mummy/grabbed her costly hair and ffuc.ked the brazilian dummy/ cos she's meat starved like a nigerian puppy/
.... to hide the secret, i buried her alive... evil me had her grounded like an american daddy

i make mothers shiver/cos i bomb sons like hiroshima/
mke fathers weep on/when i go all nuclear/
... Cos i explode in they virgin daughters v@gi.nal environs like america did nagasaki

any madafuka?
i'l stab nd make the family grieve the fool/
plentiful ideas,atimes i run outta space like i!m in hurry to leave the moon/
.... So cloudy, nothing can bring me down.. Gravity tried but i involved her 'mothers sister' when i went all 'Anti Gravity'

Danhumprey: Dunno know what to say o. I forgot you email add. And I tried sending you a mail through the Nairaland PM,but dunno if you got any mail. Let me have your email add.

Oh! I thought you wanted to diss our loss yesterday sef.

You should see it in your mailbox sent items . Ok, i thought you had the other thats why i didnt reply the pm..

Check ur mailbox in 5mins time. Lemme reply.