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EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:11pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ray360:
one principal reason I want to clear on time is to make me eligible for hostel booking. It's saddening to have fallen short of this target. smh...
You still have tomorrow to get cleared na,so I see no reason to be saddened. Lets say you don't get cleared tomorrow but on the next day which happens to be the same day hostel application begins,there's still enough time to apply and get allocated a space before all available spaces get devoured.

Na me suppose dey saddened,not you.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:05pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ray360:
mi'bro.. I am quite coy like a lolling wood this evening. I couldn't clear today. The cult in Lagos mistyped my affidavits, they didn't follow the formats I provided to the letter. i had to scale odds to go prepare another and upload again. it was energy-sapping. what's up with yours?
So wood sef dey lol? I been think say na only humans get sense of humour. Thats by the way,anyway.

Kpele,na so... Everything about Uniben is energy sapping. Even typing the name alone on my phone is stressful. You should get cleared tomorrow.

Nothing yet on mine oh. They'll do something about it before my little niece hits puberty,hopefully!

She will be 3 by November ending.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 7:56pm On Nov 09, 2015
So hostel accommodation begins next tomorrow.

I decided to check my kofa page just now and guess what?




Nothing has changed...

**continues playing Fela's Wataaaaah,e no get enemy**
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 7:50pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ray360,whatsupp! How things?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 7:33pm On Nov 09, 2015
How you start talking to your parents after receiving lecture for the first time.

EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2015
phantom53:
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Thanks but thats for physical sciences.. I know we offer same courses in 100lvl but I need that of Engineering.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 7:20pm On Nov 09, 2015
swisscarter:
loool...the lecturer funny sha...yea..he gave assignment on Rankin's temperature scale
Good to know.. smiley
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 6:20pm On Nov 09, 2015
Physics lecture held at 500lt today. The lecturer even give them assignment.. Plus they even copy correct note join sef. Thats according to my friend that went to school today.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 6:15pm On Nov 09, 2015
akpobi:
Yeah i copied it
Post the screenshot..
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 5:13pm On Nov 09, 2015
itsNOVA:
cheesy
RobinHez:
grin
Lol... I tell you.. E no easy oh.. grin

Na only Uniben go make your right as an individual look as if na big favour dem dey do you.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 4:54pm On Nov 09, 2015
How I'll walk into Main gate the day my kofa page eventually shows "cleared"...

EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 4:33pm On Nov 09, 2015
akpobi:
Yaa we were many in the morning but 4 maths110 we were few.
Cool. Thanks for the info..

Do you have the time table?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 2:20pm On Nov 09, 2015
samsonic400:
okk guy no vex abeg....
No qualms.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 1:58pm On Nov 09, 2015
samsonic400:
abeg lectures don begin for year 2 students engineering I rep Elect/elect tanks
Ah..I have no idea. Abi you no see say me sef dey ask person?
PoliticsRe: How I Met A Cancer Stricken Diezani Alison-madueke In London - Dele Momodu by Ksslib(op): 1:54pm On Nov 09, 2015
chocolateme:
How much were u paid for this?
Me? or you mean Dele?
PoliticsHow I Met A Cancer Stricken Diezani Alison-madueke In London - Dele Momodu by Ksslib(op): 1:51pm On Nov 09, 2015
...:
Saturday,November 7..
Ovation CEO Dele Momodu shared his story on ThisDay newspaper. Quite interesting and so sad. Read:

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Fellow Nigerians, let me tell you about my James Bond stunts in this season of the sensational SPECTRE movie. Yes. The news of the arrest of former strong woman of Nigeria’s Petroleum Ministry, Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke in London had hit the airwaves like thunderbolt. No member of President Goodluck Jonathan’s government held the nation spellbound like Madame Diezani. Controversy dogged her every step just
as she spawned loads of salacious gossip. She is a newsmaker per excellence.

For starters, Madame Diezani is a paragon of beauty. She’s also very simple but chic and elegant in dressing and appearance. At 54, she would give our much younger ladies a run for their money in the prettiness stakes. She is intelligent to boot and boasts a decent academic pedigree. She is that hot and even her most vociferous critics agree that she combines brains with beauty. Add to that is her marriage to retired Rear Admiral Allison Amaechina Madueke, a former Chief of Naval Staff which boosted her national and political profile.
The only problem was the almost unanimous belief that she had abused her privileged position and appurtenances of office in the discharge of her ministerial duties. It was reported that billions of dollars literally disappeared under her watch. She was under intense heat and scrutiny throughout her reign but seemed unrattled and unfazed by the deluge of dirt splashed at her from every direction. She stayed invincible and definitely unshakeable to the end.
Her firm grip on the President was palpable. It was a subject of discussions everywhere. There were rumours of constant clashes with the former First Lady, Dame Patience Faka Jonathan. No one really knew the true story. Mrs Alison Madueke did not help matters by studiously ignoring the lurid pictures painted of her. She rarely granted interviews and when she did, hardly responded to the monumental gist from unrelenting talebearers.
I always wished to have a one-on-one interview with our own Alice in Wonderland or Cleopatra, if you like. Such is the nature of gargantuan fables around this mythical lady. She is the dream of every celebrity reporter. A nice interview and some photo-shoot as icing would be no mean achievement. There are few women in her mould anywhere at any time.

I had studied her trajectory to determine what makes her tick. She was born with silver spoon to the family of Chief Frederick Abiye and Mrs Beatrice Oyete Agama in the garden city of Port Harcourt and grew up in the Shell Camp where she schooled and learnt to speak both English and Dutch. She wasn’t a regular kid like most of us. The way her life was suddenly disrupted at Shell Camp she says would later inform her philosophy during her time as Petroleum Minister. Her family was unceremoniously evicted from the Shell Camp because her father dared to question the promotion process of Nigerians by Shell. She believes that Nigerians must occupy and enjoy the resources God has blessed us with and accordingly she sought to empower Nigerians as a principle, she claims.

The young Miss Agama studied Architecture in England and then at the renowned Howard University in the United States where she graduated. She later obtained an MBA from Cambridge University. She worked at Shell, following in her father’s footsteps, and rose to become its first female Director. The first part of her life story ends there.

The second part begins with her stint in the government of Nigeria where she managed several important ministries including Mines, Works and Transport and finally Petroleum, the chicken that lays the golden eggs. Once she got the juiciest portfolio in the land she was transformed from an Angel to being labelled a femme fatale, a nomenclature that has stuck to her like flies to palmwine. Political opponents of President Jonathan blamed her for all the sins of omission and commission of that Government and she really never was able to keep her head under the parapet. This is why she is in hot demand by reporters, local and international, alike.
Anything about Madame Diezani makes news and goes viral. We met only once at a public function hosted by Alhaji Aliko Dangote in Abuja. We spoke very briefly and she was going to give me her telephone contact but a personal aide intervened and promised to send it to me but never did. So I missed interviewing her. I had loads of satanic questions to ask her and was unsure of how she would have reacted, with calm or fury, but I would have thoroughly enjoyed that auspicious moment as I am sure would have been my readers.

Anyway, the dream never materialised. I simply shrugged my shoulders and moved on. After the demise of the Jonathan government, I assumed it was goodbye to a good story but man proposes and God disposes. I was sitting quietly at home when the news of Mrs Alison-Madueke’s arrest exploded like a bomb. Social media instantly caught fire. We were regaled with tales of how she was captured at home by the London Metropolitan Police for money laundering running into atrocious and unimaginable sums of cash. Some reports said she was planning to buy a property worth billions of pounds in London and even gave a famous address. Those who know London fairly well immediately doubted the veracity of such claims but anything is believable in this season of anomie.
We were later informed by the National Crime Agency (NCA) that arrested her, that only £27,000 pounds was recovered and that she had been released on bail. Then came reports that the energetic EFCC in Nigeria had also invaded her home in Abuja and we imagined this invasion must have been well choreographed and perfectly co-ordinated by the governments of Nigeria and Britain only for NCA to tell us this wasn’t so.
My interest in speaking to Madame Diezani by all means was re-ignited. I was greatly saddened by the dearth of investigative journalism in our clime. I remembered with nostalgia our days at Concord Press of Nigeria, owned by the late Chief Moshood Kashimawo Olawale Abiola. I had a flashback to the Weekend Concord days when that paper broke all records by publishing endless scoops and I earned repeated accolades from my Editor, and boss for life, Mr Mike Awoyinfa, for the manner I gained incredible access to very important personalities and topical news.

My dream is for Nigerian media to return to those halcyon days and it is not too difficult to achieve. What it takes is for us to have credible journalists who can manage stories responsibly without using media power to terrorise or witch-hunt anyone no matter their personal views or political ideology. A seasoned journalist knows that facts are sacred! Proper investigative reporters have access to even terrorists and rabid insurgents for this reason. However in Nigeria, we tend to reflect our prejudices in the stories we write. Such bias should be reserved for opinions and editorial pages.

Back to Mrs Alison-Madueke, the more I read the conflicting and contradictory reports the more I wished someone could penetrate the seemingly impregnable wall erected by our leaders to get the news behind the news. There were reports that Madame Diezani was battling with the much dreaded breast cancer. Not a few said she was merely pretending in order to escape justice. I wondered aloud how nice it would be to find a journalist who could be trusted with this massive story and bring us face to face with one of Africa’s biggest newsmakers.

About the same period, I was spending sometime seeking treatment for cataracts in London and this gave me the opportunity to investigate the Diezani conundrum myself. I made calls to several credible sources including a close lawyer friend who has a solid reputation in such matters. First, I confirmed that, contrary to the belief that she was feigning her illness, she was actually receiving treatment for a most chronic and aggressive form of breast cancer. She had undergone surgery and chemotherapy on several occasions and was being prepared for radiotherapy. Indeed, she had slipped into both natural and induced coma which lasted five days on July 28, as steroids she was receiving had inadvertently raised her sugar level abysmally. Her doctors declared her condition a near-miss. All my sources said it would be unfair and unthinkable for a reporter to invade her privacy in that state.
I believed the world deserves to hear from her, for good or for bad, and so never gave up my dream of getting exclusive access to Nigeria’s most talked about woman. My tenacity paid off two nights ago as I came face to face with Mrs Alison-Madueke at a secret location in London. My bosom friend had called to say someone had mentioned to her that I was critically on her case. Madame Diezani had wondered why a known and certified critic of the Jonathan Administration would want to interview her but was told that despite my opposition to their regime I remained one of the most objective writers in Nigeria. She told my female contact that she reads Pendulum and was impressed at the level of maturity often displayed even when she disagreed with my views. However, Madame Diezani was particularly worried that even in the throes of a most debilitating ailment, she was still being virulently attacked by her fellow citizens.

I told my source that without being judgmental, I think she should understand that many Nigerians believe she and the government she served had brought untold hardship upon the generality of Nigerians especially through the mismanagement of the main source of revenue in our country. She may know better than the rest of us but it is up to her to tell her story. Those who will believe are waiting to hear while those who won’t may never subscribe to her defence. What is important is for her to purge her soul and where necessary offer sincere apologies and penitence.
I was stunned when I got a call from my contact: “are you available to meet Mrs Diezani Alison-Madueke on Thursday evening at a private location in London?” I don’t know how many reporters would miss such humongous opportunity. My response was an instant, yes. I was told the location would be communicated to me one hour to the appointed time. That was fine by me.

The only one I could trust to drive me on such a mission was my wife accompanied by her younger sister. We got to the venue almost dead on time and scanned the vicinity. Having read too many James Hadley Chase novels in my school days, I expected to see some unobtrusive bodyguards around if I looked well. I imagined I was right when I saw a dark stocky man in suit prancing about furtively and restlessly. I pressed a buzzer as instructed and the main door swung open. I approached one of the elevators as directed and headed to a particular apartment where my contact opened the door even before I knocked, and ushered me in.
I didn’t see my interviewee but only a fair lady, who looked vaguely familiar. I took a comfortable position and waited with bated breath. I was undergoing a stream of consciousness at supersonic speed. Where is Madame Diezani? Will she meet me or chicken out? Would she open up or just whet my appetite for nothing? How will I ask my satanic questions and in what order? What can I do to make her relax and pour out her heart? Can she trust anyone with her story in her present condition and state of mind?
I was in this interior monologue when Madame Diezani herself sauntered in. I stood up to greet her as she stretched out her hand.

“My name is Diezani, the most misunderstood and abused Nigerian…” I didn’t know whether to say yes or no. I was perturbed and disturbed. The Diezani before me was not the ebullient woman I used to see on television and in newspapers. Her head had become a Sahara desert of sorts almost totally bald with a sprinkle of freshly growing hair all grey. She requested to sit on a classroom chair as her back was hurting badly and she could not sit so low. Wow, what a terrible time she must be having, I almost screamed out but cautioned myself. Sitting across from me was a woman who was a shadow of herself, almost like an apparition or ghost. I’m sure she saw the horror in my face.
I knew I had to tread gingerly so as not to ignite trouble. I expressed sympathy about her battle with cancer. I told her I was one of the doubting Thomases and wished her God’s mercy and miracle having seen her shocking state. She summarised how her ordeal started and that moment when her worst nightmare was diagnosed. As she spoke she belched and gasped intermittently, a by-product of the aggressive treatment she’s been receiving. I was visibly worried at a point thinking she may end up in an ambulance if care was not taken. The other lady I met earlier soon came out from wherever and insisted we must stop but Madame Diezani was just getting into the flow of our chit-chat. We were told to round up in five minutes by this chaperone.

I fired shots at her in staccato fashion and raced through my questions. I wanted to cover enough grounds before she returns to hospital after this weekend. I asked about Jonathan, Chris Aire, Kola Aluko and others linked to her in business transactions and otherwise. She said as much as she possibly could in the little time available and promised to say more later. The fair lady soon returned to stop our session. I would have been atrociously wicked to ask for more time though I felt she was in the mood to talk. She stood up delicately and she and the two ladies with her disappeared into the cold night…

Source.... http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/dele-momodu-cancer-stricken-diezani-madueke.html?m=1
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 1:06pm On Nov 09, 2015
akpobi:
chem
shocked At what venue? Una many for the class?

The thing be like play for my eye. So school life don start and I don begin misss lectures already! Choi grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:58pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
My camera no sharp...somebody else go upload am cry
Ok na.
EducationRe: OAU Students' Union Launches 1st Newspaper 'UNION PARROT' (photo) by Ksslib(m): 12:56pm On Nov 09, 2015
Cool! I love this.. This is something worth emulating by other Nigerian universities.

I rep #Uniben.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:43pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
Yup!
Lol
Yea..I missed all d lectures embarassed
Holy molly! So lectures still hold?

Erm which ones hold today? You have the time table with you? If yes,abeg post the screen shot..

Na wa oh.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
The other side for Auditorium.

Where u dey?
Engineering students still many there awaiting clearance as usual abi the crowd don reduce?

Me still dey house. I dey go create drama for auditorium as earlier promised, anyday from today.

I heard lectures have started.. Na true?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:25pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
Yea...
Which area? School still dry?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:25pm On Nov 09, 2015
geoinformatic:
am so glad ,I have been cleared after the laborious waiting .I hate correction form I filled mine 28oct just cleared today
Filled mine on the 29th,submitted on the 30th. Na only one and half day you use senior me.

1..What was the error?
2..Your faculty.
3..You saw the notification on your Kofa page that the error has been corrected or you went to meet your clearance officer today and you were cleared..
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:11pm On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
Lol..don't worry! Ur own go soon show.
You dey school now?
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 12:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
itsNOVA:
And the wailing continues. cheesy
#TeamUnibend cheesy
You get luck say you no talk this kain thing for my front. I for give you dat kain confusion inducing slap wey you go spend the first 5minutes asking "na me you slap" "did you just slap me"? while holding ur face...
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 10:02am On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
grin
Your own better... Na to pay school fees,register for Gst,do your biometrics remain among other little things.. Bye bye to Auditorium wahala..

While technically,people like myself never even start clearance,no thanks to correction form or whatever they call it these days. 4days from today will make it 2weeks since i filled mine...

Iam beginning to hate this school.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:54am On Nov 09, 2015
itsNOVA:
shocked cheesy hahaha.... Congratulations Sir cheesy
Mr. Ksslib over to you Sir cheesy
Over to me as in "I should cry" "bomb the ffucking school" or "kidnap Robin"? undecided
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:49am On Nov 09, 2015
honorwrites:
Guys, is it late to make acceptance payment?
No, its not.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:48am On Nov 09, 2015
RobinHez:
I hereby pass the chairmanship of this association to Ksslib. cheesy


Cleared! smiley
Cc ItsNova
***receives the torch amidst cheers***

Technology MarketRe: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by Ksslib(m): 8:10pm On Nov 08, 2015
Jeffy1206:
will give you price tomorrow thanks for stopping by... smiley
Ok.Till then.

You welcome.
EducationRe: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ksslib(m): 8:00pm On Nov 08, 2015
Uniben4sure:
I just need a cool headed person, who's study conscious and knows what he/she wants in life.
Lmfao! Are you looking for a room-mate or a mentor?

Well,from your description,it seems like you looking for Jesus. grin
Technology MarketRe: pre order and order Elephone,xiaomi,meizu, Lenovo and all Chinese OEM here... by Ksslib(m): 11:38am On Nov 08, 2015
How about the One plus one?

How much?

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