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nolio:
ogbeni no go there o,na pesn babe be dat oo..no let d owner catch u ooo..I don tell u finish ooooo

Person no fit compliment girl again?

Besides, if I was interested, I dont think the owner can step up to me. I get whatever I want.

MhizFa8:
Lol....du u knw me??+y didn't u say hi or hello... lolx

From ur profile picture?

You were in class till evening. I left the class around 5pm. Wanted to come and say hi when you were with 2guys I suspect to be nolio and supernova but changed my mind cos I wasn't in a good mood.

Maybe next time.

MhizFa8:
Lol...I almost died of laffter during dat class...I wanted to write bt I was too confused...I only wrote d 1st formula

Lol.. You go fear where even to copy dey confuse person na. Thats engineering for you babe.

I saw you yesterday in our LT sha. Petite cute girl.

nolio:
are they clapping that
"He derived the equation"
OR
"He recited an equation"
Smh for this jambitos and dere handclapping.
Please come to 1st year felowship @d auditorium and clap now,non of dem will show

None. They were clapping cos they were confused.

Next time when they clap in class, stand up and caution them like you just did up there but this time around, in thier faces.

I assure you, it is going to end well.

Ray360:
Lol... this set of 100level is very hilarious. I thought the clapping trend was only peculiar to my faculty. they clap for different reasons.

1.If the lecturer is boring and they want his immediate exit.

2. They can also clap when a lecturer Is cracking jokes that keep them spirited. they hail him to keep cooking jokes by clapping in unison.

3. when they don't understand a thing! lol.. like the instance you cited above. especially complex equations that a lecturer is not charismatic and skilful enough to explain Without any cobweb of confusion.


lol! truly, Engineering no be moi-moi. the calculations dey tie wrapper. I know you all (you, Super, Robin, etc) can do it.

Also, the learning conditions are poor and abysmal. some people even sit on the floor in a very heated hall just to be fed with knowledge. It is in this chaotic and stuffy conditions that some still bag First class. Nigerian students should be celebrated

Lol. True.. We clap for similar reasons too.

If the lecturer lies..

If the lecturer ends his boring class.

If the equation carry belle.

Yes oh. Engineering no be moi moi but we shall make it. People have been doing it.

I tell you. We have a long way to go in this country. Nigerian students are just trying their best to make do with what's available. Thats why when they go abroad they excel cos hardship don re-wire their brain to multitask effortlessly like phone wey get 8gig ram.

Ray360:
na wa o.. e no make sense at all. I couldn't visit the auditorium for the period I was ill. though I kept checking online. you no know anybody for school here where you fit meet to help hasten up things? e don try o

The person wey we get for school dey tell me not to worry. He say na few days ago senate sit, I no know weda na true or lie sef.

This coming friday go make am one month like play like play. If by friday nothing show then na next year be that. Iam very sure.

We were in class today and the phy113 lecturer said something along the line of

"the energy of the oscillating body now becomes: one over two cos theta sine theta squared minus exponential R cos theta squared sine theta squared cos theta open bracket sine square theta close bracket close bracket"

And the whole class started clapping in confusion. Then somebody shouted "praise da loord" and the whole class responded with a thunderous "hallelujaaaaaaaaaaaah". Lwkmd.

The lecturer didn't know what to tell the class, words failed him.

Engineering no be beans at all. The class is beginning to understand why , in just the 2nd week. Aal izz well.

SmithRussell:
How about faculty clearance? You can't do it unless you've been cleared online right?

Yes

Ray360:
Ohh, does it take this long?


Ksslib, bro, how far with clearance,?

Same old story. From the look of things, na few days to matric dem go clear me. Na dem sabi.

Ray360:
Mr broad thinker. Ksslib. thank you for this brotherly kindness. I was actually too engrossed with academics at the detriment of my health. In the momentum of this pace, I broke down. Hall 3 mosquitoes actually infected me with malaria which got me bedridden for three days. my head ached unstoppably in excruciating tolls, the whole of me was immured in pains. I am grateful to God for his healing grace. thank you so much.


As for the solution to that question, Supernover and i solved it together. though i couldn't continue due to my poor health. i will post the solution when time permits.

It is well. Glad you are back to your feet. Would have visited to check on you if I knew ur room.

Dont bother about the solution, it has been cracked.

Met juiceydiceyjoe today and he gave me the materials I requested for. Cool dude.

RobinHez:
Dem no ask for anything..

Good. Thanks for the heads up.

RobinHez:
No o...

Which one be no? You nevet register abi dem no ask for eligibility?

RobinHez:
Yes u can. Once u register for Chemistry.

You don register ur courses be that. Dem ask for eligibility slip when registering?

RobinHez:
Ksslib ...how far na

Guy, I dey.

I missed yesterday and the day before. . So dem group una for practicals? Choi..

Dem write names? Can I participate?

nolio:
dats 4u.don't now say dats wat oda men do.chilled cold beer has dis refreshing taste when it goes down d throat.and d tipsy feeling to is outta dis world.God bless d man who discova beer is what I always say when I drink beer

I didn't generalise, 99.9% is not 100%. Besides, beer is just like music or anything else. When many people give it hype, you begin to see the good in it..its taste e..t.c. its basic human psychology.

As for the tipsy feeling, egbo can gimme dat. . God's natural gift to man.

Night man.

Ebayray:
Choi, me nt fun?....

U ain't see nothing yet... Am one of the animated person u are yet to find...

Bt one thing dats sure to me is dat I don't joke with education ah all.



Yeah, u're wrong bout me...


I have fun dan u(am sure)

Thats why I used "atimes" and also said I might be wrong. The way you were shocked at the other lady was what raised a "serious person" alert.

And your last sentence, chill, no be fight nor competition.

Night.

nolio:
na woman dey drink wine na.abi u go drink ribena?

Na women dey drink wine? Lol..ok oh.

99.9% of guys who drink beer don't like beer. They only do it to appear tough and macho. Unfortunately, iam not not a crowd pleaser. I do something, only if it makes sense to me. So why drink beer that I hate in place of wine I love? Or Ribena like you called it.

Ebayray:
..

U left ur department to go to anoda cos twas boring..

Dat is something I'll never try...


U don't even know if you missed out important info sef, abi did you go back to ur dept.

Haha..

This reminds me of a Vine I watched.

Two brothers were chilling and the other one climbed those metal framing used in storey buildings as a barricade to make sure people don't mistakenly fall from lets say a 3 or 4 storey. Una know am na.

Lets call the two brothers "Brother and serious brother"

Serious brother: "Isnt that a little dangerous"

Brother: **laughs** "Danger is my middle name."

Serious brother : "No its not. Your middle name is Alexander" .. hahaha

My point is.....ebere, you seem like the serious type atimes.. Have fun, life is not that serious most times. I might be wrong though.

Ebayray:
Hehehehe. Una funny ooo.


My day was superb!!!!!

Yea. Fun kills the boredom.

Good to know, lawyer. Have a good night's rest.

SuperNover:
Epistle writer

How man go do.

nolio:
give dat man a beer

Beer ke! Wine anyday, pls.

nolio:
as In ehn,d thing dey pain me.dis are d same people dat one clap in church if pastor satrts praise and worship.
CC. Supernova

Hehe. Na so we see am.

Ebayray:
Hahahahahaha hahahahaha... Dere were gals with assets sha... All d boys yab em say if dem dy Waka for road if na hand dem dy use cover d boots....


Biggest ass .. Na be cos una nr get many girls sha..


Na crayyyy peepz full una faculty o.

I no blame them. Some girls can form nonsense sha.

Yea..our girls no many. Plus the other issue was the criteria to use, individually. Everybody is just getting to know each other. We no know who know book pass, who get leadership qualities, who get better character, who too dey form...

As humans, our natural instinct allows us to psychologically identify with a specific quality we see in a person or thing and use that as a yardstick that measures our affinity towards them esp on a short notice since we dont know much about them...

That was when our natural male instinct kicked in. And we heard a faint whisper squeeze through the deepest part of our medulla "vote for the girl with the biggest ukwu".

Sorry for the epistle. Just testing the efficiency of this new keyboard I downloaded. How was your day?

Ebayray:
Hahahahahaha.. U guys don't mean it??.


#Damnation of the century!!!!

Lol.. We no well for that side.

Those law babes who refused to turn their backs were very lucky. Make dem come try am for our LT na, the embarrassment that will follow will be twice, if not thrice as much compared to the one they were initially trying to avoid.

When we were voting our asst class rep, all the girls turned their back and we voted for the one with the biggest nyash.. no time oh..

Lecturer : "It seems like you guys are getting too comfortable.

"When it was my time,there were no seats like these."

Class: **silence**

"When it was my time, we sat on the floor"

Class: **silence once again***

"Look, during my time, by 5am the whole class was full"

Class: **silence** then then.....then...

then suddenly from nowhere, the whole class erupts in a very loud well cor-ordinated as if planned clapping ovation that lasted almost a minute. .

The scene was just too hilarious. That was the funniest thing ive seen in quite a while. Engine boys no normal aswear.

That was our own way of saying "Hell yeah bro! We know you fffucking lying" and he got the message loud and clear. Haha.

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Ray360, my prayers are with you.. Get well soon.

juicydiceyjoe, ive replied since morning. When you do get this mention, check your mail.

Thanks.

Ray360, hope you feel better now. My prayers are with you.

Ray360,abeg take am easy. Avoid too much stress for now. Just make sure you rest well to enable your body recover fully. Kpele.

Body no be firewood. Even God had to rest on the 7th day.

When you feel better, post the solution to that problem. Tried to solve it this morning but I con hook along the way.

Ray360:
hahahahah!! that will be more laudable. find out yourself. it's nothing detrimental to your academic odyssey here in Uniben but fundamental to your success and our success as a group.

If E fundamental to success and you dey hide am, no be winch you be so?

Ray360:
Ksslib, Supernover, Misfa8, Nolio and others.. good night. be well!

Night.

nolio:
u are d only one dat wears a cowboy hat in uniben.why ask for the color again

Hahaha! Nice one.

Ray360:
Some things are better left unsaid. sir.. lol.. I no dey attend their tutorial sef. let alone dey their payroll. I never settle

What you just did is like being seduced by this hot girl. After falling for her antics, fore-play begins. After all the smooching and all that, after making sure the guy's third leg has risen to the height of kilimanjaro, she suddenly pauses and says "I cant do this anymore".. Iam very sure we all know how the guy will react.

You did exactly the same thing. You teased us with whatever you still don't want to say knowing fully well that i can be likened to the proverbial curious cat (maybe u didn't know but now you do ) who will never rest till he finds out.

I will still find out sha. I will.