₦airaland Forum

Bihari does not have 27.5m yet goes around in a convoy of bullet proof land cruisers....even my 3yrs old son will not believe this bullshit of a lie.....APShit trying to swindle the masses with emotions since God knows when!!!!

I believe early potty training, no eating and drinking late night and occasional waking up of the kid should work....My son is 2yrs 10months and has stopped pampers for well over a year now and he does not bed wet. in fact he will wake you up by himself to help him to toilet to pee. My wife did a wonderful job with the early potty training for him and occasional waking up that my boy is so used to it. Please give it a try it does work.
P.S dont flog the child.

Rocking my windows 8.1. i wonder why some peeps are having issues with windows 8.....

rozzay: my dear abeg help me ask am. Btw how tatoo concern d topic sef. ODE

another deranged homo sapien pained!!!

50calibre: shut up caveman!! tattoo means nothing and is not an indication of a person's character or personality.

A who*re is a who*re, tattoo or not.

besides how are you sure she hasnt got any tattoos in hidden areas

rant on civilised homo sapien...i know say my comment must pain somebody for here!!!

you see now...them no marry girls wearing tatoo all over their body ...yet some silly girls will decorate their ugly and shapeless body with tatoo...you will only be attracted to men as a LovePeddler!!!

Holybee: HI MY NAME IS HOLY BEE ( NOT REAL NAME), I'M A FEMALE.....MY NECK AND LEGS ARE VERY THING......AND I,LL BE GETTING MARRIED IN FEW MONTHS TIME...PLEASE HOW CAN I AT LEAST FILL UP MY LEGS AND NECK....PLEASE HELP ME...JUST WORRIED

picture or you're lying!!!

CodeHouse: na Tiwa husband o..mmmm

who is Tiwa na? ARE THEY RICHER THAN DANGOTE for him to harrass a cameraman

who is T-billz?

READ SECTION 13 TOO:

13. The Minister upon proof being made to him by affidavit that there is no lawful impediment to the proposed marriage, and that the necessary consent, if any, to such marriage has been obtained, may, if he shall think fit, dispense with the giving of notice, and with the issue of the certificate of the registrar, and may grant his licence, which shall be according to Form D in the First Schedule, authorismg the celebration of a marriage between the parties named in such licence by a registrar, or by a recognised minister of some religious denomination or body.

according to the Nigerian Constitution marriage act chapter 218 section 33-35:

Invalid Marriages

33. (1) No marriage in Nigeria shall be valid where either of the parties thereto at the time of the celebration of such marriage is married under customary law to any person other than the person with whom such marriage is had.

(2) A marriage shall be null and void if both parties knowingly and willfully acquiesce in its celebration

(a) in any place other than the office of a registrar of marriages or a licensed place of worship (except where authorised by the licence issued under section 13 of this Act). or

(b) under a false name or names; or

(c) without a registrar's certificate of notice or licence issued under section 13 of this Act duly issued. or

(d) by a person not being a recognised minister of some religious denomination or body or a registrar of marriages.

(3) But no marriage shall, after celebration, be deemed invalid by reason that any provision of this Act other than the foregoing has not been complied with.

34. All marriages celebrated under this Act shall be good and valid in law to all intents and purposes.

35. Any person who is married under this Act, or whose marriage is declared by this Act to be valid, shall be incapable, during the continuance of such marriage, of contracting a valid marriage under customary law, but, save as aforesaid, nothing in this Act contained shall affect the validity of any marriage contracted under or in accordance with any customary law, or in any manner apply to marriages so contracted.

please read the Bolded: traditional marriages are just societal norms and not under any law in the constitution your sister should walk!!! or rather RUN!!!!!

after reading a lot of post on this topic, its best to say @demdem you understand the situation on ground. TRUST issues abounds;
1. an agreement is an agreement.
2. never trust Nigeria Govt promise and fail abound in all sector
3. commitment
all lot of people here are just posting based on sentiments and emotions.

Da_b¤§§.:
Why pay when u can get it for free? The receiver dongle is now even less than 10k.

you won't shut up now before DSTV spies get to you

my wife just violated no:13 my wife just violated no:13

bigtt76: Thats the problem when you don't carray peopo along. If you had been carraying your deputy along, he would have been on that flight with you and would have no cause to betray you as the two of you would be in the same state now. Shikena

correcto perfectooo!!!!

some people ranting here about naija not good.... you will be shocked that their parents were part of this decay in naija which started long since before now, .....now karma is playing out on their kids ......their kids are shouting fowl.....abeg if you wan die go die joor ......naija no good naija no good and u dont even want to make yourself useful. they cant wash toilet in naija yet they can clean soakaway in UK.

fluid26: I disagree. The pastor is wrong on this one. Does it mean the girl would never get married? Or perhaps, he expects them to go 'delete' the embryo and return for approval? Or he is hoping for a natural occurrence to 'reset' the anomaly...a miscarriage ? Blighted ovum? Pre-emclampsia? What exactly did he advise as solution to something he identified as a problem.

He claims to be serving Jesus, but he doesn't fully understand the circumstances surrounding the birth of his Christ. Mary was pregnant before marriage [the method of conception here is irrelevant]. She was rejected by society, yet she was eventually married to Joseph. Why? It was Joseph who had the final say, not the society, not the church leaders.

What if the said girl had told the pastor that her conception was immaculate (like Mary's)? What if it was through IVF or other proven non-sex-related method? Would the pastor react differently?

I hate pastors and their ridiculously low mental capacity. Even if he lacks knowledge, he should borrow some common sense from past events and save himself this embarrassment.

i like it when people read and understand.....did the op mention anything about pregnancy? ur post reeks of hatred for pastors.

another yaba left escapee!!!!

cj1080: You have to realise that not all of them are like that, when you see someone who is determined to succeed, you will know by his efforts to make change and move forward. when u see someone with no clue on what his or she she wants, you try to show him a way and let him decide for himself,
About the one you told about an ict programme, you never knew whether he had the drive for it or not, did, sometimes your vision is not someone else's vision.

i understand you quite well it is whatever way you present yourself that people will understand and be willing to either work with you or discard you.... your resources shows who you are..... the dude i was referring to gave me a full view of him doing his IT/NYSC in an ICT firm as an engineer..... it was obvious he was non nonchalant during these years. and i dont believe a graduate should not know what he or she wants.

the way Nigerian graduate go about everything is pathetic.....its disappointing to know that most of them think internet is only for social forum, what happened to ideas and creativity? the availability of the internet is a key factor in enhancing ideas and creativity.....someone once made a statement that 90% of Nigerian graduate is unemployable. i once told a graduate to bring up a proposal for an ICT Project which i wanted to involve him.... i provided him a laptop, internet modem, and external hard drive ..... the bigot was only using my internet facility to download davido songs...... i can bet half of all these graduate shouting am in am in cant even use Microsoft word, its business centers that makes resume for them, not to talk of presenting themselves worthy of being employed. its disheartening to see youths just pinging and wasting their lives away on facebook etc..... please you should all sitdown and think look within your inner mind find what you are good at and expose it. my 1 kobo for una!!!!

AGBOR-MAN:
I Support you Bros. No more African Time.
August is: From 1st of August 2013.

Gbam!!!!!

well..... sorry!!!! welcome to the e-banking world ....cashless banking.... go cashless my brother!!! i hardly do cash these days!!!!!!!!

Demain_man: Guys! While we are at it, I just bought a LISTER GENERATOR for 1 million naira. Should I dedicate it for my church? If yes, do I need to carry it to the church for the pastor's blessing

lobatan!

PDPwayoo: This is squid. Almost 85% of Nigerians dont know about sea food. Oyibo love sea foods and very expensive. But Naija man wen just come abroad don't patronize sea food restaurants.

I think sea food is part of civilization. many village guys that come to abroad dont like sea food.

clap for yourself!!! oya go collect your seafood chop!!!

dGroom: some species of fish actually have human-like features on their head. we are not familiar with these cos they stay in deep sea which houses very strange creatures

whao!!! that 1st fish must be Jay Z in aquatic splendor

and this bullcrap made frontpage because of 40k!!!! since feb have you not spent more than 40k!!!! poverty must be part of your club's slogan!!!

what I read on nairaland these days are appalling, I av been to the UK and US several times. I refused my wife giving birth out naija she gave birth to our son here in naija hospital its a wonderful experience from the ante natal to child birth the care she got was whao so y all d bull shit about naija hospitals. I did not break my acc to pay d bills, Abuja for that matter.

sunkoye: your wife cant steal your money na, she took it!..... op...trust me, u are nt matured enof for marriage. gba!

she took money and another person is been accused of stealing and she kept quiet? men!!! female thiefs full nairaland oooo i doubt if you are married sef? smh

babyosisi: All you stingy men
How dare you call your wife a thief
U need to ask for forgiveness immediately


My husband was hiding his wallet and sometimes putting it under his pillow just because I was taking little chicken change from it for lunch
Nonsense !!
How can a woman steal from her own husband
Are we not joined in holy matrimony again?
In Igboland wives are lovingly called odoziaku which translates to mean " the one who arranges the wealth"
Your own is to bring in the money,allow me to arrange it na ,as expected
I pitied him sha one day long ago when we had no credit cards ,he came home ranting about how he was so embarrassed at the store When it was time to pay and he Opened his wallet and the cash was depleted
I said ewoooo, di m oma
I am so sorry
But did it stop me ?
Whosai
If a man has 5 $20 bills in the wallet I bought him for Christmas why can't a woman who bore him bouncing baby boys take one or two $20 as the spirit leads
I don't do it as much anymore
I now ask him first and if he says no i have no cash on me and I go to the wallet and see cash,he can't come back and claim that he had cash
Abi?
Love u boo

thief!!!!

God! see slaves in US and Slaves in UK yabbing themselves!!! ignoramus!!!

hmnn rear admiral Itunu Hotonu......i know her personnally she is a very nice person and a good listener too tell her your problems and she is ready to give an instant solution to you......mind you her person is more appreciated outside the uniform.