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Family / Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kumbalo(m): 11:50am On Feb 10, 2016
ikwubaba:
Every other thing remaining the same, a regression analysis drawn for seemingly perfect couples indicated a formula simplify as below.

X/2 + 7 = Y

X being the man's age and Y is the woman's age.

Mind you, this assumes every other factor considered of importance are taken care of.

Implication is that a guy of 14 will relate perfectly with a girl of 14 (no evil intended). Buy a man of 70 should be looking at a woman of 42. Not of age 60 as the 10 yrs gap theorist will like to propound.

At the normal marrying age in Nigeria between 30-35 for guys, the babes should be between 22 and 24 yrs.

Conversely, when a lady hits 30, she should be eyeing guys around 46 yrs old.


Logically correct!
Family / Re: What Is The Ideal Spousal Age Difference? by kumbalo(m): 11:48am On Feb 10, 2016
Something I have come to understand is that the older the man get, the more the age difference is likely to be. My Uncle 40 married a 23 year old lady. They are both doing fine. Another friend 35 married a 22 year old lady. Men seems to be going for the younger ladies these days. Like i tell people. Whatever rocks your boat. there is a 12 year difference between me and my fiancee. Something i got to know after many month in the relationship. I don't like older ladies. they seem "tired" and often time the relationship lack the spice cos there seem not to be anything left to be explored.

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Celebrities / Re: Dasukigate: Alibaba & Gbenga Adeyinka Joke In Front Of Buhari (Video) by kumbalo(m): 12:55pm On Feb 03, 2016
That one go even ginger the President more more. Dasuki own don finish!

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Romance / Re: 13 Facts you must know Before You Say I Do To That Man. by kumbalo(m): 12:27pm On Jan 17, 2016
Pr0ton:
That you may suck his d!ck all the days of your sexlife...

mum won't tell you that, let alone a pastor. smiley
It's wrong to suck dick. I have asked pastor and he gave reason why that is wrong. So dear, you wouldn't have to if this is discussed before marriage.
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Celebrates Birthday Of His BabyMama (Snapshot) by kumbalo(m): 2:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
Guys, I think it's the season of Baby Mama. Let me look for one girl to give belle. She gats to fine sha. Cos the boy or girl must fine. White will be best. half cast thing
grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Prostitutes In Delta Attack Customers Over Unpaid Bills by kumbalo(m): 3:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
YorubaWoman:
Buroda, omi idi ni won npe.

Sebi awon kan nla ti won tun tori tenu towo bo cheesy


Iya wa, nje o dara ki awon okunrin maa t'enu bo idi bi?

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Romance / Re: Things Your Spouse Needs To Hear From You More Often by kumbalo(m): 7:05am On Dec 24, 2015
Will keep this till forever
Fashion / Re: As Seen In Delta, Is This Fashion Or Madness? by kumbalo(m): 5:19pm On Dec 14, 2015
She get fine ass. If you've got it flaunt it! I like what i see...abi na what i am seeing cos i still dey look

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TV/Movies / Re: BBC To Launch Broadcasting Services In Yoruba And Pidgin by kumbalo(m): 12:48pm On Nov 25, 2015
Tripleclick:
[b][/b] WE ARE NOT ILLITERATES THAT NEEDS TRANSLATION TO UNDERSTAND ENGLISH.. BBC HAUSA HAS BEEN IN D NORTH CUS OF ILLITERACY.. D ILLITERACY IS FAST GROWING IN South West.. SO UNA NEED INTERPRETATION

Your ignorance has been exposed. So illiteracy is when you speak in your mother tongue. Yout mumuness cannot be cured. go in peace
Politics / Re: Oby Ezekwesili Reacts To Saraki's Trial(twitter) by kumbalo(m): 3:46pm On Oct 21, 2015
sammyj:
Saraki embarrasing Nigeria and the senate since 800 DC. Pa Chukwudi come and eat, wail and do your normal PR stuff as usual for your paid slave master !!! cheesy grin angry grin grin
Need not say more
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 10:57pm On Jan 02, 2014
Brimmie:

Ode ni Old Man yi sha! Failed secondary school ke? grin grin

enterPAINment !!

Leave that bros jare, he just got a pay rise hence his strong defence of GEJ's mismanagment of tax-payers' money.
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 10:56pm On Jan 02, 2014
Brimmie:

Ode ni Old Man yi sha! Failed secondary school ke? grin grin

enterPAINment !!
Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 10:53pm On Jan 02, 2014
ROSSIKE:

You must be on a meal ticket like your sahara reporter jobless touts to present a woman admiring Nigerian businessmen as ''ridiculing Nigeria''. Your desperation for news that smears the president is so apparent and blatant, it's comical. Walking dunce.

Some of your co- pro-Jonathan who still have a little intergrity left would pretend the Post never existed. It amazing some one of your stature would come and defend this. You never dissapoint me

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Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 10:05pm On Jan 02, 2014
If growing up is calling White "black" and Black 'white' for some meal ticket. Then I pray never to grow up

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Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2014
ROSSIKE:

Sarcasm based on what? WHO IS SHE AND WHAT IS SHE? What is Kenya? Is Kenya richer or more developed than Nigeria for them to be 'ridiculing' a Nigerian president? The entire report is senseless. I don't see any 'sarcasm' or 'direct insult' in that 1 minute clip unless you have a longer clip somewhere.


You are not supposed to see it, you are supposed to defend it and that hurts. Once again Kpele

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Politics / Re: Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 9:47pm On Jan 02, 2014
ROSSIKE: ''Ridiculed'' in what sense, by whom? Please get lost with this stupi.d story. I'll advise you to ignore those unemployed, semi-literate touts at sahara reporters for your own good.

Have u seen the video? It would answer yourr questions. You will be suprised at the woman's sarcacism and direct insult. Are you paid to defend anything? Even the obvious? Well, I don't envy you. I know you hate your job now. Kpele

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Politics / Nigerian President Ridiculed For Bringing 7 Jets To Kenyan Independence by kumbalo(m): 9:33pm On Jan 02, 2014
President Jonathan Ridiculed For
Bringing 7 Private Jets To Kenyan
Independence Celebration


Kenyans ridicule President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan over Presidential fleet when he visited Kenya during their just concluded Independence Day celebration.

Click the link below to see the short swipe.
www.saharareporters.com/video/president-jonathan-ridiculed-bringing-7-private-jets-kenyan-independence-celebration
Computers / Re: 11 Reasons You Should Quit Facebook In 2014 by kumbalo(m): 8:23am On Jan 02, 2014
Abeg if Facebook dey affect your blog talk, no be to come dey yarn gibberish

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Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by kumbalo(m): 10:05am On Jan 01, 2014
@olabass7
Romance / Re: Why Do 'Nice' Ladies Get Dumped Easily by kumbalo(m): 10:14am On Dec 27, 2013
You can't be nice and boring. Unfortunately, the OP didn't give a clear meaning of being "NICE". Well, I believe any beautiful, nice and intelligent girl would be perfect. Perhaps you are sure you have these qualities call 08058444053, let's get to know ourselves smiley
Travel / Re: Places To Go For A Holiday And Sightseeing In Nigeria by kumbalo(m): 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2013
Lacampagne Tropicanna; Akodo, Lagos.
Sports / Re: Odartey Lamptey Discovers 3 Children Not His by kumbalo(m): 1:39pm On Nov 30, 2013
TRILLIONIAR: God abeg no let me come across this kind woman in my life o..

Abeg click like for amen

Amen and me too. This kind woman go make man commit murder.
Sports / Re: Describe Golden Eaglets In One Word? by kumbalo(m): 12:12pm On Nov 09, 2013
Orikinla: The poster said in one WORD!

Now I know why millions of Nigerians fail in English grammar.

Oga teacher, Your first sentence get K-leg. It should be: The poster said "In one Word..."

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Family / Re: Priest Aids Wife To Build Without Husband's Knowledge by kumbalo(m): 9:11am On Oct 30, 2013
Send her out before she kills you! Don't say I didn't warn you. Cheers
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Your Insecurities? by kumbalo(m): 11:46am On Oct 27, 2013
I hope i won't cum quickly when she decides that we get down today.

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Politics / Re: 5 Nigerian Leaders That Cannot Be Bribed. by kumbalo(m): 5:56pm On Oct 25, 2013
GEJ
Stella Oduah
Alinson Maduekwe
Reuben Abati
Oritsejafor

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Politics / Re: EFCC To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Deal by kumbalo(m): 1:20pm On Oct 22, 2013
"What has consistently escaped most
Nigerians in this entire travesty is the fact that
mediocrity destroys the very fabric of a
country as surely as a war- ushering in all
sorts of banality, ineptitude, corruption, and
debauchery. Nations enshrine mediocrity as
their modus operandi and create the fertile
ground for the rise of tyrants and other base
elements of the society, by silently assenting
to the dismantling of systems of excellence
because they do not immediately benefit one
specific ethnic, racial, political, or special-
interes t group. That, in my humble opinion,
is presently where Nigeria finds itself today!":
Albert Chinualumogu Achebe (1930-2013),
Nigerian novelist, poet and essayist, in THERE
WAS A COUNTRY (2012), paperback edition, p.
Politics / Re: EFCC To Probe Oduah’s N255m Car Deal by kumbalo(m): 1:18pm On Oct 22, 2013
saintneo: Only people without dreams and checks will go against this probe. I pray Stella fly like an eagle in this terrible storm generated by amplified hatred, corruption, ethnic bias.

"What has consistently escaped most
Nigerians in this entire travesty is the fact that
mediocrity destroys the very fabric of a
country as surely as a war- ushering in all
sorts of banality, ineptitude, corruption, and
debauchery. Nations enshrine mediocrity as
their modus operandi and create the fertile
ground for the rise of tyrants and other base
elements of the society, by silently assenting
to the dismantling of systems of excellence
because they do not immediately benefit one
specific ethnic, racial, political, or special-
interes t group. That, in my humble opinion,
is presently where Nigeria finds itself today!":
Albert Chinualumogu Achebe (1930-2013),
Nigerian novelist, poet and essayist, in THERE
WAS A COUNTRY (2012), paperback edition, p.
236.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Under-pressure To Sack Stella Oduah by kumbalo(m): 11:25am On Oct 20, 2013
Jman06: GEJ for 2015!Let's appreciate him by voting him back into office.
can I say May God manage your life the way GEJ is managing the country. Pls "like" to say amen.

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Under-pressure To Sack Stella Oduah by kumbalo(m): 11:21am On Oct 20, 2013
chima12: Nothing will happen.haters keep hating.you will all get tired.Onitsha airport is next to go international.Enugu international airport is the new cash cow.watch out for the ember months.book your tickets now.

It better to remain silient and leave people guessing whether you are a Fo0l than to remove all doubts.
Politics / Re: Nwabueze Blasts Jonathan For National Conference Committee Nomination by kumbalo(m): 4:45pm On Oct 18, 2013
CHESSBOARD:

Trust a Yoruba man , he will take up this appointment even if he is in life support, now Its obvious Igbos will always show a high class standard cool cool, meanwhile all the MODs in this section are illiterate for allowing such misleading heading....becos we didnt see any "blast", the mumu Op just want to dent the cordial relationship igbos have with Mr president our SS brothertongue
*Whispering*(he's here)I told you. HAVE FUN INSulting others.

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Politics / Re: Nwabueze Blasts Jonathan For National Conference Committee Nomination by kumbalo(m): 4:41pm On Oct 18, 2013
It saddenining and tiring seeing young vibrant nigerians taking sides with political parties when national issues are being discussed. Seun has provided a platform for our voices to be heard, a platform that would have been used objectively in sane climes. But trust my 9ja guys, they start playing the ethno-religious cards. I hope you won't open your profile on NL one day and regret how stup1d and Fuolish you had been. That's if you are lucky to have a change of mentality.

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