₦airaland Forum

Megatron77:
I de wonda hw me and Buju own go be like...

HenryDion:
You need to visit the nearest psychiatric hospital sir. Auditory and visual hallucinations is real.

HeeBraHim2:
Islam is the only religion that gives a true definition of God and the reasons why he created us.

In islam you don't need any middle man before talking to God.... You interact with him directly.

Quran is the best scientific book of all time, as people are now discovering what it has prophecized in 1,400 years ago.... This is an adequate prove that it is not a handwork of Prophet Muhammad SAW (a illiterate).

Conner44:
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Ahh indabosky, How are you? So you’re on Nairaland too? Very very good. I always knew you would finish waec and make your family proud. It’s me oh, chief connakry your former oga at main market .

Kedu maka nwanyi na umu go? Hope fine. I can also see business is going well for you too, kele chineke maka ozugbo ihe gi.

See my son “, don’t be angry about the N400k i settled you with that year, the truth is that i actually was about to transfer N4 million Naira to your account but due to the palm wine i was drinking with your umunna and the new phone which i was still learning how to operate i made a mistake and deleted one single zero from the total digits on the phone bank application while pressing the send button that’s why you saw N400,000 in your account after. A very honest mistake. Since then i don’t drink pammy too

It’s good to hear from you again, madam is always asking of you too. You can come to my new shop at line 3 to see me or better to come to the house so you can see madam too.

When, before i forget, since that time i made that mistake while settling you I’ve stopped using banks and their yeye applications. I am using this small Nokia phone too because it’s easier to understand. Remember i didn’t go to school.

So. . . When you’re coming you should bring the N10 million in cash. Don’t worry we will balance your outstanding settlement when we’re eating nkwobi.

Makaveli217:
Reminds me of Don Williams listen to the radio.

noleflendum:
lalasticllala
seûn
mynnd44
rule 2

noleflendum:
ipob terrorist has spoken

noleflendum:
Ibo amaka
Ndi developer
I know they must be involved
Although they have exclusive right in all drug related offenses

Reference:
Exactly what is Rohr's input into this game. Just watching like us. Watching them carry the ball aimlessly, hanging onto it needlessly.

Good job, Lagos crowd. Give them stress and if no goal in the next ten minutes rain urine laden bottles on their block heads.

ethicallyright:
Mr. Oke Dike, your internet activity links you to the homicide which occurred at 11 Boathouse Walk, Peckham, Southwark London.

Evidence available proves that you are an accomplice in the Murder of one Mr. Frank Ndubusi who rented a studio apartment in the aforementioned building until his demise.

The WhatsApp history of the victim's spouse, Mrs Amaka Ndubusi (Nee. Amaka Harry Obinna), corroborates the autopsy report that the deceased died of food poisoning.

Mrs Amaka Ndubusi, widow of the victim and prime suspect of the murder case, had on several occasions told you how she planned to leave the forced marriage and suggested getting rid of the late Frank Ndubusi on one occasion.

We failed to work a restraining order to prevent the prime suspect from leaving the United Kingdom until the autopsy report was ready.

Her travel records show that she left the United Kingdom for Maldives with her toddler. She neither used a visa to leave the United Kingdom nor escape from the Maldives.

Her whereabouts is currently unknown but we suspect that she took an illegal route to Nigeria.

Though we suspect that she is in Nigeria, we want to be sure before seeking an arrest warrant.

We demand that you cooperate with INTERPOL so that the organization will drop all charges against you.

To cooperate with the INTERPOL: ASK HER OUT AGAIN, TELL HER YOU WANT MOMENTS OF INTIMACY AND SWITCH ON YOUR SMARTPHONE'S LOCATION WHEN YOU MEET HER.


HOLMES, S,
INTERPOL.

CRUISETOPIAVP:
Bro. You are talking nonsense!

Laycon dropped a top rap album IAL, an album of international standard and you dare say he's falling off? Just say you don't have enough intelligence to understand and break down bars. Stop talking trash!

7 even say you don't understand rap. Have you listened to drunk in love off that same album?

You guys are the reasons rap doesn't sell in Nigeria. Una dey find party songs wey go fade the next weekend when another party song emerge.

DoggoneDogg:
Definitely an Igbo girl.
Afonjas have used dagger & amotekun claws to disfigure their children.

Tufiakwa!!

WhoDeyHause:
Who is gavi? Not heard that name at all.

Octopusssy:
We have handed him over to God

He is 2 years old and a big, playful baby. I caught him on Sunday catwalking about with ratgum stuck to his mouth

Octopusssy:
Small. American Eskimo

Tickles001:
How do you even know the food is original.
Fake pet foods in the market are more than the original, because they know pets don't talk.