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I remember when I was young, me and my sister were always singing this song 'so ji ye, ko ju idi ye, soji ye ko Judi ye ko re di ye'
We just liked the vibe and didn't know the meaning until the day mumc heard us singing it. She was shocked and told us not to sing it and explained the lyrics. The way she said the translation was so funny and we still use it to laugh till today.

This one you're saying you beat the hell out of her because she was singing a song she doesn't understand the lyrics. What happened to communication. Sit them down and educate them.
This is what makes a real father okay? So Wake up mister man

How about we that didn't bash you? Cause we don't give a flying fucck

Wizzy wey dey catch cruise.

magilou:
Well Towards is also a lot older than Whizkid, but she also fell for him. So I am not surprised to see Naomi acting like this towards Whizkid.

Who is Towards

simiife:
Merry Christmas to every member of this honorable thread.

Cheers Mate!

charlesemeka85:
New Everton boss Carlo Ancelotti has confirmed the worst fears of Super Eagles and Toffees fans after revealing on Christmas Eve that Alex Iwobi faces a spell on the sidelines following the hamstring injury he suffered in the opening minutes of the goalless draw against Arsenal this past weekend.

The Nigeria international will not be available for selection for one of the most demanding periods of the season, with the Italian football tactician revealing that the playmaker is expected to spend at least two weeks in the treatment room.

Ancelotti will not be able to count on the services of Iwobi for Premier League matches against Burnley (Dec 26), Newcastle United (Dec 28) and Manchester City (Jan 1), and it is all but confirmed that he will sit out the Merseyside derby against Liverpool (Jan 5).

Speaking to Everton TV, Ancelotti said : "Alex Iwobi is not going to play in the next games.

"He is going to rest for two or three weeks, then start [training] with the team."

A deadline day signing from Arsenal, Iwobi has been named in twenty-one matchday squads in all competitions since the start of the 2019-2020 season, starting on fifteen occasions.

Everton sit 15th in the Premier League table with 19 points from 18 matches and are only four points above the drop zone.

Na that Duncan interim boss cause am. How will you start Iwobi consecutively for like 3-4 games with instructions to support defensive duties and still create chances. I watched that man u Everton draw, Iwobi ran himself to the ground body no be firewood.

2020Prophet:
After reading this post.....I finally bought 20 bags of rice for xmas

Thank you Nairaland

Omo you wan feed your village?

TheGenius001:

Educate her on proper sentence construction before she start talking about love. She can't even spell love. And as for you, you can't eat your cake and have it. Be firm and stop toying with the young girl. E dey sweet you say pikini dey die for you ba

Madrid Sabi disappoint eh

Hehehe

tstx:
Typical of Ndi Oyibo.. Always spewing trash about the African Continent... Very inconsiderate people

There's no war against Africa's Christians

Keep deceiving yourself from your comfort zone

Picture of the bootay on the bicycle seat or idontbelieveit!!

GamalNasser:
Bishop Aboyade Cole in VI

Thanks chief. Make I carry ma babe go on boxing day. No more iya silifa

GamalNasser:
Kayser Maison my favorite Lagos restaurant for now

Where's it located

Mahrez just made that defender chill well well,, same thing he did to Emerson cutting in

Fxwarrior:
Pythons don't bite no one. They strangle and swallow.

There's no how that little Python will strangle a grown ass woman.

Probably e just wrap one leg o

Op has been dickmatized, and is easily manipulated emotionally by her "boyfriend" who no send am

Alswaysachick better let go, no go kill yourself, save your headache for real marriage issues when the time come

Netlix is overrated.

HBO max is better. Come 2020 people will see the light

A cure for wellness (2016)




Sickest movie ever!

daddytime:
It is well...

Wetin dey the life sef?

Na market we all come, after the business day all man go pack him kaya waka

Some still dey haggle price for eleran section sef when dey kpai. God epp us all

J.cole said it in 2016's knock tha hustle with cozz

"And to the fat lady singing, niggas hate Operas
And Oprah hate niggas
Make no mistake that we know the stakes, still hope to make over 8 figures,
Slim chances but niggas bet against the odds
Who am I to criticize
How you play your cards
because I've been getting slept on for way too long"

J.cole ma nigga got me carried away...op what where we talking about before

Pls drop the direct Twitter, IG or youtube link. ain't visiting no blog.
Savve?

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Emma911:
These black Londoners act like Caribbeans.

Guys, watch this apt comparison between Cardi B's concert in Accra and her concert in Lagos. Which is your best?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qT_WAdJqU

Guy next time find voice over artist with better alluring accent. Nice vid Sha tho I no finisj

YorubaKing:
Lively dude with a very humble nature... It's the Yoruba way! We don't need to shout... We just do it...

Israel Adesanya is the same... Too much Yoruba SWAGGGG. Yorubas are champions!

Yoruba 4 Life!

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Isreal is cocky AF and he needs to be because of the amount of haters he has mostly white cocksuckers. I'm always on his IG page handing Ls to those racist bastards

Op thanda fire you and your village accent for wasting my 1:48 seconds

VargasVee:
Potential opponents:

JUVE

LEIPZIG

BAYERN

BARCELONA



As long as it ain't Bayern we get, I'm good

Leipzig first abeg