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Islam for Muslims / Re: You're A Traveller Praying Behind A Imam, Can You Still Shorten Your Solah? by Kuzzey(m): 10:17am On Oct 08, 2021
Jazakallah!
Crime / Re: Ali Bahago: Bandits Kill Vigilante Leader In Katsina (Photo) by Kuzzey(m): 2:45pm On Feb 13, 2021
Rest in peace, Sir. May the Almighty have mercy on your soul, amen!
Politics / Re: INEC Chairman, Mahmood Yakubu Wearing An APC Campaign Cap With Broom Design by Kuzzey(m): 4:51pm On Feb 10, 2019
Mtschew! Abegi...This common cap that you can in the market. Which compromise PDP is talking about? move joor. next
Politics / Re: FG Brings Succour To Nigerian Airways Pensioners by Kuzzey(m): 10:10am On Oct 11, 2018
SAI BABA! GOD BLESS PMB!! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Party2017(kaduna,zaria Edition) by Kuzzey(m): 2:31pm On Dec 28, 2016
Count me in.
Politics / Re: Saleh Abdu Lukat Weds Nana Asmau Mukhtar Shagari - Photos by Kuzzey(m): 12:15am On Dec 27, 2016
[quote author=Ddaji post=52281039]Go and check your fact,the groom is younger brother of Amina wife of namadi not his son[/quoteYou ar right.He is Sambo's brother inlaw.
Politics / Re: Let's See How Many Northerners Are Active On Nairaland by Kuzzey(m): 9:35pm On Dec 20, 2016
I am from the North West,Kaduna to be precise. My favourite dish is Tuwon shinkafa & Taushe soup.We,the northerners are known for our simple way of life and accomodative nature.we are hospitable- u can't take dat away from us.That's why yu can come from anywhere and thrive in d north. However our major problems,in my opinion,are illiteracy,ethnicity,lack of sincere leadership,poverty and hence d huge disparity btw d elites nd d poor.
Politics / Re: Kachi Nwokocha Sponsored Gang That Beheaded Police DS - Wazobia Reporters by Kuzzey(m): 2:25pm On Dec 20, 2016
adrusa:


The Mumus in this thread also did not realise that even the Chief Thug himself, the Wicked Wike is an "ex-aide" of Amaechi. The question is who is he running errands for now? Whose aide is he now? Who did they do the beheading of the policeman for?
Gbam!
Politics / Re: Kachi Nwokocha Sponsored Gang That Beheaded Police DS - Wazobia Reporters by Kuzzey(m): 11:43am On Dec 20, 2016
Misleading headline. Why still say Amaechi's Ex Aide when d man is current commissioner to Wike? To me d man is wike's goon now
Islam for Muslims / Re: Unfair Silence On Aleppo's Tragedy by Kuzzey(m): 10:04pm On Dec 19, 2016
Hasbunallahi wa neeimal wakeel!!

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Politics / Re: Buhari @ 74... Drop Your Wishes by Kuzzey(m): 1:51pm On Dec 17, 2016
HBD Mr President! As u clock 74 years today I pray to Almighty God to spare ur life & grant u more wisdom and strength to lead dis nation aright! Cheers!!!
Sports / Re: Eight Retired Footballers Who Never Received A Single Red Card In Their Career by Kuzzey(m): 10:11pm On Dec 11, 2016
What of our very own, Papillo?
Romance / Re: Your Birthmonth Is Your Wife...come Out Guys ( Photo) by Kuzzey(m): 3:08pm On Nov 24, 2016
Its May.Omosexy...
Politics / Re: Profile Of Colonel Muhammad Ali Who Was Killed By Boko Haram (photos) by Kuzzey(m): 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2016
RIP Lt Col M.A. Ali. Respect!

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Shares Photo Of A Child Bride And Her Adult Groom by Kuzzey(m): 6:01pm On Oct 11, 2016
omonla555:
It is a Lie! I can't believe this.
Very big lie indeed! This isn't in Zamfara.Not in Nigeria. No tribe in zamfar uses dis kind costumes.

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Politics / Re: Justice Liman Refutes DSS Allegations; Threatens To Abandon Profession by Kuzzey(m): 8:49am On Oct 10, 2016
When don olredi hammer! How u no go quit...#SHM
Politics / Re: EFCC Seals Off AP Plaza Abuja(photos) by Kuzzey(m): 9:48pm On Sep 28, 2016
mranswer:
It was recently linked to shema I guess
. Yes. Former Katsina guvnor who was arrested for embezzling over 70 billion naira.
Politics / Re: FG Evading Talks On Minimum Wage — NLC by Kuzzey(m): 4:28pm On Sep 22, 2016
martineinstein:
insidee this recession na dem dey ask for increment?..
. Aggreed.Let's get out of this recession first joor...
Education / Re: Ethno-religious Cleansing Of Federal University Dutsinma, Katsina State by Kuzzey(m): 12:50pm On Sep 03, 2016
Seems to me most of the sacked staff are from Benue, state of the former VC..Favouritism got them in. It got dem out as well! Shikena.
Islam for Muslims / Re: Who Is Your Most Favourite Reciter Of The Quran by Kuzzey(m): 1:57pm On Feb 05, 2016
Khalil Khusuri
Romance / Re: The First Four Words You See Discribes You. by Kuzzey(m): 12:05pm On Nov 21, 2015
Impatient, Genuine, Peaceful,Elegant. Right on point.....dats me!!.
Health / Re: Help! His Genotype Is AA And His Wife's Genotype Is AS But Their Daughter is SS by Kuzzey(m): 1:04pm On May 12, 2015
Ever heard of Two Men who fathered a child from 1 woman. I read d article sometime last year. Two men were sexually involved with a woman, and it's proven both were responsible for the pregnancy resulted, genetically. So I think this woman fidelity status needs to b thoroughly checked...Buh, I may say here that we are dealing with anoda medical misery here! AA + AS producing an SS.
Politics / Re: Shema Is The Only Governor That Will Be Leaving Office Without Debt – Ribadu by Kuzzey(m): 2:12am On May 11, 2015
barcanista:
What a commendable feat if true. Meanwhile Aregbe and Rochas are owing Salaries of workers. Achievement is by performance and not propaganda
Its very true.He is leaving no debt behind. He pays Salaries of workers latest by 23rd of every month.Also he was 1st guv to start paying 18K as minimum wage.

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Sports / Re: John Fashanu And Wife Abigail In Divorce Mess by Kuzzey(m): 10:47am On Apr 26, 2015
Nawaooo. Wives and Marriages these days though..................................
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~ByTommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”
~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer..ing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is beacause they don't have a Wife"
~by Brandon Breezy

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Isreal Bombards Gaza. It Is Literally Raining Bombs. by Kuzzey(m): 11:44am On Jul 09, 2014
"We will never be free until the palestinians are free" - Mandela.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Kuzzey(m): 1:25pm On Dec 02, 2013
Biology teacher : Collenchyma ( coz d guy dey very tall, and dats his fav topic). Maths teacher : Probability. Agric teacher : whereas ( coz he likes dat word die...esp wen distingishing btw 2 terms).
Islam for Muslims / Re: Welcoming Sha'ban by Kuzzey(m): 1:42pm On Jun 14, 2013
Jazakallah khair !
Family / Re: In One Word Describe The Relationship With Your Dad by Kuzzey(m): 8:38pm On Dec 19, 2012
Respect
Islam for Muslims / Re: How To Overcome Hardships (The Islamic Perspective) by Kuzzey(m): 8:18pm On Sep 08, 2012
Jazakallahu khairan
Romance / Re: What Qualities Makes Ur Girlfriend Outstanding by Kuzzey(m): 5:18pm On Dec 11, 2010
If I were a boy ,what will make her oustanding will be her brains
Fine face,moderate bosoms ,apple bottom,respect for people
God fearing


, i like that. plus she must be tall,shapely bossoms
Politics / Re: Four Persons Arrested Over Stolen Election Machines by Kuzzey(m): 2:17pm On Dec 11, 2010
ehm ehm , story story

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