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Jazakallah!

Rest in peace, Sir. May the Almighty have mercy on your soul, amen!

Mtschew! Abegi...This common cap that you can in the market. Which compromise PDP is talking about? move joor. next

SAI BABA! GOD BLESS PMB!! GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!!

Count me in.

[quote author=Ddaji post=52281039]Go and check your fact,the groom is younger brother of Amina wife of namadi not his son[/quoteYou ar right.He is Sambo's brother inlaw.

I am from the North West,Kaduna to be precise. My favourite dish is Tuwon shinkafa & Taushe soup.We,the northerners are known for our simple way of life and accomodative nature.we are hospitable- u can't take dat away from us.That's why yu can come from anywhere and thrive in d north. However our major problems,in my opinion,are illiteracy,ethnicity,lack of sincere leadership,poverty and hence d huge disparity btw d elites nd d poor.

adrusa:
The Mumus in this thread also did not realise that even the Chief Thug himself, the Wicked Wike is an "ex-aide" of Amaechi. The question is who is he running errands for now? Whose aide is he now? Who did they do the beheading of the policeman for?

Gbam!

Misleading headline. Why still say Amaechi's Ex Aide when d man is current commissioner to Wike? To me d man is wike's goon now

Hasbunallahi wa neeimal wakeel!!

HBD Mr President! As u clock 74 years today I pray to Almighty God to spare ur life & grant u more wisdom and strength to lead dis nation aright! Cheers!!!

What of our very own, Papillo?

Its May.Omosexy...

RIP Lt Col M.A. Ali. Respect!

omonla555:
It is a Lie! I can't believe this.

Very big lie indeed! This isn't in Zamfara.Not in Nigeria. No tribe in zamfar uses dis kind costumes.

When don olredi hammer! How u no go quit...#SHM

mranswer:
It was recently linked to shema I guess

. Yes. Former Katsina guvnor who was arrested for embezzling over 70 billion naira.

martineinstein:
insidee this recession na dem dey ask for increment?..

. Aggreed.Let's get out of this recession first joor...

Seems to me most of the sacked staff are from Benue, state of the former VC..Favouritism got them in. It got dem out as well! Shikena.

Khalil Khusuri

Impatient, Genuine, Peaceful,Elegant. Right on point.....dats me!!.

Ever heard of Two Men who fathered a child from 1 woman. I read d article sometime last year. Two men were sexually involved with a woman, and it's proven both were responsible for the pregnancy resulted, genetically. So I think this woman fidelity status needs to b thoroughly checked...Buh, I may say here that we are dealing with anoda medical misery here! AA + AS producing an SS.

barcanista:
What a commendable feat if true. Meanwhile Aregbe and Rochas are owing Salaries of workers. Achievement is by performance and not propaganda

Its very true.He is leaving no debt behind. He pays Salaries of workers latest by 23rd of every month.Also he was 1st guv to start paying 18K as minimum wage.

Nawaooo. Wives and Marriages these days though..................................
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

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They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
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Biology teacher : Collenchyma ( coz d guy dey very tall, and dats his fav topic). Maths teacher : Probability. Agric teacher : whereas ( coz he likes dat word die...esp wen distingishing btw 2 terms).

Jazakallah khair !

Respect

Jazakallahu khairan

If I were a boy ,what will make her oustanding will be her brains
Fine face,moderate bosoms ,apple bottom,respect for people
God fearing


, i like that. plus she must be tall,shapely bossoms

ehm ehm , story story