I'll advice you to start smoking it helps in connecting the wires in the brain to the mouth so that nonsense won't come out
Good night bro

😂😂😂😂 you do am now

Lemmy123:
Eweeeyyyy!

This could be little be bugs, the little white ones, you'll hardly see them, and their bite is really painful, I'll suggest you put your matress out in the scorching sun and watch God fight your battle (all living things will run off without looking back)

Thank me later

u is like u have experience this bedbugs of a thing oooo

ukcatlover:
Today I have to officially withdraw all my funds on crypto for personal reason. I will now focus on investing and long term hold going forward. Always remember, invest what you can afford to lose. Good Luck

boss check ur mail please

Mamagee how come? Front page

Oya nah

Queenslander:
Ewwww, e no go pass South Africa or Zimbabwean.. na der way!!

nah waytn me self dey reason be that oooo

Bro move on focus on your last semester and good luck.

Lol the girl did well and she deserves award big time ahswear

Franzinni:
all simps? You really just need attention with this ... you are trying to score a goal from behind the post, all Simps? Speak for the ones you know.

All simps.... lol, guys....take a look of this horseshit!

yeah attention seeker

lol Stoopid talk, who told you all nairaland men are all simp?

Send an email to your bank.

iLegendd:


If I tell you how much I charge per hour, you'll hate me.

Though, I have a free beginners' tutorial on Nairaland. Search for it.

okay

iLegendd:
A student needed money, so his friend abroad told him he'll send him some money.

He confided in me on how to receive it. The first thing I did was to make sure it wasn't fraudulent because I hate fraud. After passing that test, I guided him on how to create a Binance account.

Three days later, he told me to send him Naira and take the $. I did and took over his Binance account and started trading with it.

As I type this, the dollar has grown in 3 days to something big after selling the $BTC at $49,000 to buy $ATA at a low rate.

Currently, ATA is at 100+% increase. Now, I'm feeling guilty and wicked.

Am I supposed to feel bad or it's not worth it?

Though, as a student, he needed money badly and that's why I bought it from him. Now, I'm making a huge sum from it without stress.

Am I greedy, wicked, or smart?

Also, the reasons most Nigerians are poor are impatience and immediate gratification. Prove me wrong and win a ticket to go watch Bad Comment by Jim Iyke with your grandma.

boss please if you don't mind I will like u to teach me about this trading please

Juju pass juju

Ororo dey ur Head

Grace001:
Just open another email account and add the “a” to then later request for forget my password to see if they will seen a link to the new email

lol funny u ooo, how on Earth do you think it's possible.

Guy he fit be say nah ur landlord wife turn snake way u cook chop so oooo

CharisEleos:
You can as well wear it to party and attend lectures so you can utilize your money to the fullest.

Tomorrow somebody else will also rent it and wear after using it to lie on that bedbug infested bed lol..

Funny.

lol big talk tho

QueenVaji:


i just wonder

even me ooo waytn consign us

Patrioticbreed9:

while going through my chats today i came acros her number and our chats.. so i decided to share the experience.

okay ooo

AmazonTopaz:
I am not a conventional person and I don't know what they call green light or red light sign.

I am a very observant person so the guy must have been single to begin with before I have any intention or form of interest in a man.

When I like a guy I tell him straight on and I like honesty so you tell me if you feel the same way about me then we kick off if you don't feel the same way it was nice knowing you and we could remain friends.

I don't know how to let a guy know I like him if I like him I tell him straight on that I like him no time for pretence and no man I have ever approached has called me cheap because that is the fear some ladies have when it comes to approaching men.

i promise you one bottle of � beer

Why u come dey tell us self

Oluwa go help us ooo

God go help us for this country government go just drop format give this people any how

Kpekus matter everywhere

Wahala for kunu lover's ooo, and he fit be say nah that pant go add suger

Bro remove ur hand fr girls matter face ur book fr now

Cholls:
My brother she told me she didn't apply for hostel that she sleeps in the class

omo this one loud ooooo