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Oluwa go help us ooo

God go help us for this country government go just drop format give this people any how

Kpekus matter everywhere

Wahala for kunu lover's ooo, and he fit be say nah that pant go add suger

Bro remove ur hand fr girls matter face ur book fr now

Cholls:
My brother she told me she didn't apply for hostel that she sleeps in the class

omo this one loud ooooo

Something way she go run with money, she self won show off lol

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]If someone says you’re a minus ten, what do they really mean?

Are they trying to say the person is ugly?

I’m asking because I posted a picture of a man and he was rated minus ten and the person did not elaborate.[/color]

mamagee3 its nothing

Make i follow up

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does it mean when your mother always tells you to lose weight and always prefer your “better looking” brother?[/color]

its nothing lol

Wahala for people way get red teeth

Kposkila:
He shud knack d fear out of her

yeah bro

Funflipper:
You sabi. e be like say na only us know wetin dey happen.

swears bro

Maybe you know sabi knack well

Legalcriminal:
For those of you that can’t read the long story.

Summary:
One man want enter Cape Verde for the purpose of shinning his wife gbola after konji don hold am since his wife dey UK. To cut the story short dem deport am. Konji na bastard man no wan gree

omo thank you for summarizing oooo, me i know fit read that handout oooo

if u dey think say anybody go tell u how to go about the abortion u go old ooo, fool u want to kill a baby abi?
brain less fool, u want to kill a baby

Geonigga:
I have sometime in February this year made a post of a lady I met and who refused taking my calls one certain night and which I did a post seeking for advise here.

Let me now go straight to the recent happening in the relationship with this lady whom I met in the church and who also live in the same estate with me in fact her house is not that far from mine though she is living with her aunt.

It happened that on Wednesday being the 21st of April, 2021, when I arrived home from work, it is my usual practice to call her and when I called her that very day, she took her call and told me that she is very hungry and her reason was that she didn't like what they cooked in her house. I have to invite her over to my house and she ate very well and even took a bottle of soft drink before leaving for her house that night which I also gave her a naira note in case she wants to buy anything the following day.

The following day being the 22nd of April, as usual when I came back from work around 6:30pm, I put two calls across to her which were made in different intervals, but lol and behold this lady I thought she was my girl friend didn't pick up the calls, I remained calmed and went to bed that night.

However, during the course of the night, around 11:30pm that night my phone rang and I took the phone to know who was calling, it was this my so called girl friend that was calling, I had to ignore the call.

The following day very early in the morning she called again but I was preparing for work and I didn't want anything that will ignite sad mood on me, I have to ignored her calls even when I was at the office.

Later in the evening when I was about leaving the office she called again and I picked up the call with a mild attention, she then asked why I refused taking her calls since, I replied her by saying that she started it, this lady has to immediately end the call and up until now she has refused to take my calls or call back.

Please I really want to know who is at fault here because she is now making it look as if I am at fault but as it is I have made up my mind to call it a quit if she can not step down her pride and apologize. I will appreciate you guys opinions on this.

u ur self dey f**k up big time, why u know go pick her call in the first place.

so sad.

Robertgreene1:
U re a disgrace to manhood...

lol chill nah

[quote author=3310adeb post=100669505][/quote]ororo dey ya Head

I pray he comes back safe

mascot87:
1. She came to visit me on a friendly note.
2. 30 minutes later,she was on a call with someone on the phone and I heard her describing how the person will locate my house
3. 1 hour later,a call came in and she ask the person to wait outside that she is coming.
4. She went to pick the person while I was waiting to see who the person is.
5. She came in with a guy with red lips
6. We greeted and we kept our cool
7. 20 minutes later, she called me aside and asked if she and her friend could use my room
8. It didn't end well for me that day

complete the story nah

James4bright:
Obviously I know a good number of Nigerians are in Russia already. But one thing I've realized is that most Nigerians don't add Russia to their country of preference compared to UK, Canada and Germany.

Some would even prefer to start up with smaller countries like Estonia. I hope you all know Russia is the cheapest European country you could move to.

When I'm on Instagram and I view pages of Africans in Russia, Nigerians are always the least.

Why isn't anyone talking about Russia, is it because of their low cost of living or currency. Because 1 Russian ruble is 5 naira.

It would cost you just 2.5 million to move to Russia and study compared to a good number of European countries. And don't come here telling me about racism bullshit, it's actually safe in Russia lately, watch some YouTube videos and see for yourself.

Housing there is actually very cheap too, I know a girl who pays just a 100 dollars per year for her apartment.

Russia is one country that has the biggest landmass on Earth. So many European countries are small, buying land properties would be expensive and won't be easy neither. Nigeria is 3 times bigger than UK.

It's annoying when I see Nigerians on Nairaland who have just 2million naira, when people tell them their money is too small. You only need 4000 US dollars in your account as proof of funds to move to Russia.

I'm not an agent so don't think I need your money, I got all my information through research on Russian study platforms. Go on Instagram and check out Africans in Russia.

I would stop here, so I don't talk down on other European countries before the mods come for me.

please can I send you private message,I have something to ask you please?

ChizzyBuna:
Disclaimer: I'm not gay, never will be

It all happened on Twitter, I followed this British guy on Twitter because he requested to buy one of my instrumentals I posted on YouTube.

So without checking his profile, I followed him on twitter and we chat few times about how he can send the money.

Fast forward yesterday night, I was with my crush and I open Twitter so we can watch some funny vids.
Worst mistake ever
Next thing I see on my timeline is videos and nude pictures of gay men having sex.
I was shocked!!! How??
Then I look closer then find out it was that British guy that was retweeting those gay porn videos and it was appearing on my timeline.
The girl saw it and was shocked then started asking me if I'm gay. To make it worst she saw that I'm following the British guy.
I didn't know the UK guy was gay
I just follow him for business
Now this girl think I'm gay, after all my explanation. She think I'm lying.
What do I do to reedem myself before she goes around spreading rumors around campus that I'm gay!!!
Please help!!!!!!!!

enter her kpekus

Coffin:
If you are not in the medical sciences, or you don't plan to be an entrepreneur, or you don't plan to migrate abroad, just know you're studying a useless course.

Switch to a different department if you know what's best for you.
After 4 years of "flexing" you realise the course is not marketable, and there's a reason men who planned to be breadwinners did not major in such discipline.

maybe the course is home economy's

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What do you make of a snob that wants to have goodlooking friends but has not so fine husband?[/color]

mamagee3 u dy Bleep up aswear......

doggedfighter:
What kind of smell?

jamb questions

Nothing ooooo

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]What does it mean when a man sits far away from the table at an event when a girl is sited on the same table but sits closer to the table after she leaves?[/color]

something is oozing out from ur underwear

This aboki people again

Nice one